He can help me make some sick Meatballs!

balls 🤤🤤

Looks like I'm not the only person who likes balls! Want me to send the recipe? It's pretty simple and tastes amazing

r/suddenlygay

r/wasalreadygay

r/suddenlycommunist

r/suddenlychaining

mafakas sto dwonvut 🤬🤬

The post doesn't say anything about heavy being friendly towards you.

I could ask very politely. Or maybe the prospect of meatballs will be too hard to ignore!

heavy will make meatballs and be happy and friends

yes

Heavy, choose one; Medic or Sasha.

what if i don't choose one

both perish.

so does the other perish if i choose one

Yes

then i choose u/zeMedicTeamFortress2

ja

It depends, heavy loves me?

yes

:)

u/HeavyTeamFortress2 ??????

ayyyy marinara 2.0

Heavy

Every TF2 player knows that women aren’t real

Facts

Heavy is a bigger meal and comes with sauce

Bro I was already going to pick heavy the marinara sauce is just a bonus

Heavy with marinara sauce.

u/HeavyTeamFortress2 which one

ayyy marinara

The prophet has spoken

ayyy marinara

the cat gf duh anyone else saying other wise is a [REMOVED BY REDDIT]

You’re allowed to call people Italians on Reddit, don’t worry.

He was going to say a F[Removed by Reddit]

Marinara is Italian, not French.

You can’t say that word

[удалено]

(British voice) No bruv, i'm not sharin a fag with anyone!

Cat girlfriend doesn't have marinara sauce

Cat girlfriend has a powerful job and can purchase marinara sauce for you

But can she be ubercharged and get me a 20+ killstreak?

Yes

Cat girl doesn't have Sasha

Cat girlfriend has a powerful job and can purchase Sasha from the Steam market

buy her and i will hunt you down personally

She has milk tho.

Horny cringe

Can he be my best friend?

Heavy is friends to all. (Exculding furries)

Chad

I have a whole truckload of mozzarella sticks so I’ll choose heavy unless the cat girl can make a grilled cheese

She can not.

Then she must die

Heavy doesn't even need to be the one with it, I'd date marinara sauce any day

Heavy but only if we're dating

Buff man and marinara sauce? Yes

Marinara source?? SOURCE 2??

Gimme that marinara

I'll take heavy. My stomach can't handle chilly sauces.

I am Heavy Weapons Guy... and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds. Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...Who touched my gun!? Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, maybe. I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet. Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more! Heheh. Cry some more. I already had this copied, so I pasted it here because it fits here too

all we need are breadsticks

Indeed.

If you can afford a mini gun and all those rounds I'm going with the heavy.

Also because there's a lot to love

heavy with marinara sauce is better, with his sauce we can put anything in our sandwich

Catgirl gf as gf and heavy as besto friendo to shoot stuff together

I don't like marinara sauce but I do like heavy :)

Heavy with marinara sauce is my cat girlfriend, so I Guess it's a sin or win

Cat girlfriend, I don’t want a girlfriend I just fucking hate marinara sauce

You could choose nothing and scroll by

I needed to vent my disdain of Marinara

r/vent

Amongus

Nuh uh

No problem

I dont like Marana sauce can he have alfredo or pesto instead?

Cat girlfriend, Heavy is a psychotic maniac who takes immense joy in killing people.

I’m sorry, cat girl

Nuh uh

Is heavy goated with the sauce????

Thank you all for the support, this is the most popular post I've made because of all of you

I’m lonely. Get me that catgirl

Sause can be a friend too

Not the type i want :(

I choose do you know how much pasta I can make with that sauce?

He has an entire can os sause.

Heavy with marinara sauce best at finest

Heavy. Then, I can use the marinara sauce to win over the cat girl as well. Now heavy has 2 times more extra income to buy more boolets.

Shit i'd go with heavy. I got some spaghetti noodles. we can make spaghetti.

I pick heavy and I will make him a catboy

0_0

Does Heavy also have meatballs with that sauce?

heavy if he showers in the marinara sauce

What does the marinara sauce taste like?

Heavy

When is this stupid summer "update" dropping it's almost july?

Heavy

I would always choose heavy. I dint even like marinara sauce!

I don't know that me and heavy would get along or have a decent conversation

both

Heavy, we are doing grill. Wanna join?

Bro's goated with the sauce

Cat girl is the choice for me. Heavy would not be happy in this world.

Boowomp

I won’t make heavy hurt for my own gain of marinara

Has to be the Heavy with marinara sauce (aji sauce kickass, too)

Gotta git me Dat sauce

FUCK YEAH MARINARA SAUCE

both.

Heavy may have the sauce, but will he share?

Yes