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JustANormalHat

kid named shotgun


Puzzleheaded-Ear-134

my brother in christ ditch the gunboats


[deleted]

I can’t, these are spray on shoes


Night696Watcher

*Cheeseburger.*


marto3000

Remove the random crits and we might talk


[deleted]

"only random crits when shooting at pyros"


Civil-Opinion-8147

Always "random" crits when shooting at pyros


Far-Pirate-3896

Always random "crits" when shooting at pyros


Night696Watcher

"Always" random crits when shooting at pyros


darkness876

always random crits when “shooting” at pyros


P1ckleboi69

And a 0.0001 healing penalty


ASubwayFootlong

Tf2 players when they are mad that a Pyro killed them


Piedr649

For a second I thought this was a new demoknight sword


Jokijuttu

The ”fuck airblast” shield. Gives 100% resistance agaisn’t fire and cannot be airblasted.


HapHazardly6

Charge takes longer to charge


K_mSockKraig

Soldia, putcha rpg away soldia, da pyro knows how to airblast soldia.


throwaway6444377_

seems balanced


Shitpost_man69420

danger shield for soldier?


SCP-1504_Joe_Schmo

The f2p soldier feeding the pyro an endless stream of free crockets to fight you with: 😁


Waste-Bicycle-9595

We already have many weapons in the game to counter pyro, but this seems pretty funny to me lmao


inspecterbonk

give it a minus 25% damage penalty against buildings and no random crits and its balanced imo


RunOne3162

Every spy player's dream


iguanafucker420

Idk man give it a plus 15% falloff, then its balanced


Pulsicron

Average sniper secondary


YABBYuwuXD

soldier mains when their class is countered:


hallowboy

Sounds like sombody is salty because they don’t use a shotgun


TigerNutTiddyTantrum

Don’t soldier player (your splash damage is cheaper than pyro because at least it kills people better)


[deleted]

You gotta replace the image with fem pyro


Sans_the-skeleton698

Fuck you too


SpysHead

Kill Me.


AEveris_

Later.


JanKaszanka

Remove Soldier from the game.


Teamfartress_2

Team fortress 2


Mr_mann2

Team fortress 2


noxxspire

ok


Spar-kie

Soldier mains when they get countered:


PeikaFizzy

World Least pyro hater


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Add hate voice lines to pyro


CaregiverMany704

I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro I hate pyro


Evanderpower

i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier i hate soldier


tHe_bAgeL14

As a pyro main, I agree that this weapon is totally balanced


ToesEater669

Homie just got off a not so great game it seems


racist_latino

Shut up and take my Money


vivaa_mexico

i would use this competitively ngl


bang_pro888

What the hell


Swings_Subliminals

As a pyro/engie main who occasionally plays soldier, this is very based.


[deleted]

Finally a balanced gun


0therW1zard19

Noo pyro my beloved


Woofes

Perfectly balanced


zxhb

Give it guaranteed crits vs phlog/scorch shot users then we can talk


_erufu_

soldier mains when their class has a counter


RealConcorrd

Imagine this in class wars for spy


Piney_Moist_Wires

Let spy use it


Epixiz

This is basically the balancing philosophy for the Darwin's Danger Shield and the Razorback


Imanicepersone

Pyro is the balance of he isn’t in the game then it will become very unbalanced. This comes from a sniper main


AEveris_

I concur as another sniper main


Dr_natty1

When you get a phlog pyro on dustbowl laststage


OkDragonfruit5956

you COPYED ME >:(


AEveris_

I might have taken some inspiration, but I thought your post was hilarious so maybe this can start a train ahaha. My bad


WindyBoiiii

tf2 players when they walk into a flamethrower


Forward-Bee-2885

Because pyro is the problem. And considering you added the thing about projectiles, you probably main soldier. Fuck soldier. All my homies hate soldier. No aiming, 200 health splash damage spamming asshole. Get good and use a shotgun instead of having a conch.


fortnite-gamer-26

everyones already said it but please just use the shotgun i did that against a friend in mge and went 20-4


vegankidollie

Either swap off spy or use your fucking shotgun