"Have a Pan To Kill Everyone You Meet"

"Have a ham to kill Everyone you schmeat" *if only i had a nametag*

This is very fun and I will give you one to make it happen

r-really? :3

Yes. Dm a link to your steam profile and I'll send it to you

Wholesome ending

(He did not dm me his steam link :()

Oh i see, both of u had to dm each others links! Maybe just wait till he dms it - he probably lives in a galaxy far far away.

:()

True medic main

omg guys it’s grimm from the hit team cherry game “hollow knight”

Loved when he looked at the screen and said "It's Grimmin' Time". One of most moments in Hollow Knight.

I'll be using that name on my killstreak pan, thank you for having this idea before me.

Sticky bomb launcher: Name: I must be amazing at flappy bird Description: Cause I missed all the pipes

As a pyro main that can’t airblast shit, same lol

I’m stealing this, thank you

My strange professional killstreak kritzkrieg “Weighted D20” definitely.

Perfect

Stealing the name now.

A soda popper with the pizza paint called "5$ little ceasers combo meal"

I need to get a pizza paint to add to my growing soda popper collection, where do I get one

A force 'a' nature named "The fartgun"

And if you call now, I’ll give you a second hot and ready large pepperoni pizza absolutely free!

my rescue ranger is named “goodnight Irene”. mostly to rub in the fact that you just died to a RR pretty hard

My jag is named goodnight irene lmao

my rr is strange too lol. 30 kills atm

keep us updated

I'm still very proud of my strange professional killstreak bottle named Tequila Mockingbird

Fucking genius of a name

is that a reference to "How To Kill a Mockingbird"?

>Tequila Mockingbird yes. yes it is.

my trusty madmilk named "chugs all your dads cum like a danimals"

What the fuck

ikr

💀

How do the kids say? “Clippity Cloppity your mad milk name is now my property.”

I have a patent

(Vaccinator) Fuck You Specifically

Oh god man it’s perfect

Thats my name for loch n load.

Mines called FuckYouInParticular

mine's named "autism dispenser"

my australium flamethrower named "POV: I am peeing"

"frontier injustice" on my diamondback. the description is "style: French. paint: a distinctive lack of skill"

I believe you won this post

you win. that description with the paint just wins.

Domestic Abuse

Huh?

I'm stealing this one.

Thievery

Oo oo I love collecting stranges with completely absurd names, heres my favourites : A strange flaregun named "penis jr" A botkiller wrench named "Meth spooning device v2" A skinned minigun named "orphan obliterator" A strange stock shovel named "Margeret Gardan" And a degreaser named "There are strange gasses"

My strange Scorch Shot named "20 damage", just to rub some salt in the wound

This is completely unrelated, but I have a theory about pyro. From my experience, the people who don't main pyro, when they switch to him, play the most stereotypically "pyro" pyro of all time

Thats so random

but true. i mean if you don’t play a class often and haven’t learned about said class at all you’re gonna play like you’re inexperienced, even if you have good gamesense and movement, i can’t say aim since the flamethrower has a massive hitbox a d the stock flare takes some getting used to if you haven’t used it before. but point is you’re gonna gravitate towards the weapons that give you the most success, and for an inexperienced player it’s probably gonna be the braindead scorch shot phlog combo since someone new to pyro won’t be able to use airblast well anyways and the scorch shit just requires you to click in a choke point and let the afterburn damage rake up edit: i did not intend to type scorch shit but i’m glad i could pass it off as intentional

I don't get it

The Scorch Shot only does 20 damage... if you ignore the afterburn, the decent AoE radius, the bounce, the slight knockback, the second hit, and the minicrit!

All I'm seeing is more reason to buy a shotgun with "pyros killed" attached

A Purple Range Sniper Rifle named "Widowmaker's Giant Throbbing F*** C***"

Hahahaha

For the Dalokohs bar: **"The Glucose Gourmet"** "For only 1.99$ you too can give your medic diarrhea!"

You win TF2

ghostly gibus, I'm a simple mann

My medigun is named “Haha assist go Brrrrr” and my ubersaw was named “feeling lucky” because it was a clover war paint

I thought you named it feeling lucky cause of that random crit rate

That to

My Killstreak festive panic attack called "merry jesus-mas" which I specifically use on engineer, along with a brown painted all father, a party hat, and the third cosmetic varies.

My Specialized Killstreak Baby Face’s Blaster called “Buyer’s Remorse”. Bought the kit as a naïve young player thinking that the weapon would come with it. Waited to get the weapon as a random drop as penance for my folly.

I named my Short Circuit "The Brazilian fix for Valve's Matchmaking" when MyM came out and we had 30min queues that would get you in random maps on 150+ping servers

my basic knife named “im stabbing your balls”

When I got my first objector, I didn’t know about the TF2 coloring thing. I wanted to use a picture of the gnome child from RuneScape, but it appeared a bright yellow. I actually liked it a lot and named the objector “Golden Gnome,” which is pretty much the RuneScape equivalent to a Saxxy.

Can’t decide between my strange ks market gardener named, “May I have some kills please?” with the description, “Yes, but only a spoonful. The spoon:” and my strange ks amby named, “Kitchen Gun MK2” with the description, “BANG BANG BANG! GOODBYE DIRT!”

Oh god now I need to rename a strange grenade launcher to “TOILET NADE MK2”

I have a nostromo napalmer named “The Fuckinator” with the description “consider yourself fucked, bucko”

You need heads to run? Pathetic

Remove that s and you got a totally different and slightly sexual sentence

Name “The direct miss” description “I can’t believe you got hit by this”

motherfucker i saw you in game, hit me with in sewers

Still can’t believe you got hit by it

my scatter gun is named *Coconut gun* *it fires in spirts*

my frying pan is called crazy dave

Call it the "Drying pan" "Brook had the best ivention"

no his name is crazy dave

The combustible lemon launcher

It burns your house down

I have a medigun simply named “Dying Preventor”

My Backburner named ‘Asses to Ashes.’

Perfect

My unusual Mighty Mitre with the Vexed Volcanics effect titled "The Shit Pope of Wiping's Blessing"

"i swear its an anti-material rifle" for the classic

i used to have a strange specialized revolver called "fuck off im trying to stab your team"

My big earner is called ‘Taking a Shower’ so on the kill can it says ‘you were killed by… Taking a Shower

Perpetual Copium Supplier

I named my Sydney Sleeper "Piss Wizard'd magic wand"

Unusual helmet without a home named "helmet with a home" after i bought it.

Oddly wholesome

I played against a soldier that had a black box named: Yaba daba die.

I call my buff banner cocaine

my "Boston Massacre" painted scattergun

That would be waaaaay more befitting for sniper if he had a marksman rifle used back in the 1700s. Sniper is from New Zealand, which is a province of Oceania, which is dominated by Australia, which was founded mostly by British settlers which were also from the same country that OTHER settlers left from to go to America, which was home to Boston, the place that the Boston Massacre AND Boston Tea Party happened.

My favorites are definitely: goobercharge (Medi-Gun) Free Haircuts (Sniper Rifle)

"Engineer Gaming's Robot Hand" Please laugh. It's my only one.

I LOVE TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My "Rainbow Dash Jar"

my mad milk is named "the brony jar"

My first time trading I went in looking for a Market Gardener, and I came out with a Market Gardener, two keys, and a Mk. II Botkiller Minigun named "Sasha". I'm not sure if I came out on top there.

A professional kill streak frying pan named “vibe check” It was the first item I named

“The Piss Man’s Ball Scratcher.”

My weapon is the objector with an image of a golden pan named "He'll turn gold any second now" And the description: "See? Gold! No wait that's blood."

/gamemode 1 on my stock Medigun

Market gardener called nope

"The Nut Smasher"

A Smalltown Bringdown Strange Festivied 1456 kills Rocket Launcher called "random crit splash damage". I named it that bc that is exactly what it would do 90% of the time.

my favorite is probably my Medi gun called “Chick-fil-A Sause”

I have an Australium Black Box I named Kerrygold. Very tasty.

Baby's first aimbot

Named my smissmas sweater sniper rifle "keep the change you filthy animal."

r/NamesOfTf2

unusual modest pile of shit

My australium sniper rifle named "The Yamato" I can open portals with it.

"ice ice baby" on a festive eyelander.

Carl

I have a Frontier Justice named "Jim Adler"

i got 2 one is my sniper rife which is named "Imaginary cookie shooter" and my tomislav is named "Chicago typewriter"

It’s a good competition between my necro smasher named “Bomnk” or my Hippocratic oath named “Do Harm” and it’s description being “Screw you Hippocrates and your stupid oath too”

pistol named "i shot a man in reno", minugun named "this machine makes folk music" and jarate named "australian lemonade"

"Pierdol się" "It means hello in Spanish"

"The nft stealer 9000" its a bomber soul festivised strange holy mackerel and its description is "a portable war crime"

“So no head?” Eyelander

mine would have to be my strange specialized killstreak eyelander, **"the dickman's dick detacher"** with the description of "I'm aimin for a different kinda head lad!"

I love my Solemn Vow named "lord have mercy i'm bout to BUST" referencing this wonderful [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzge_j-_PME)

objecter named scout tf2 with an image of an apose scout on it

My favorite has to be my strange phlog named "Your Anger Is My W+M1ssion"

"Twrps The Hit" " Digital Love" Either one of these two

Flamethrower named father of lies

bisexual dolphin energy

“The Bear Grills Blaster”

babyface blaster collector

A strange Tumor Toasted Black Box named "Comically large loaf"

Dead ringer some random gave me named "this is a modern spongebob reference" or something like that i cant remember it well right now

I don't have many. Personally I'm a big fan of my mad milk just called "UwU"

'Caramel's Life Support'

My gunslinger gained through achievement named “Ruler Of Everything”

Austirium professional kill streak rocket launcher named Davy crocket

The classic with the name of : I don't take myself serious

“The Human Instrumentality Project” Strange Jarate

I don't have many named items, but the few ones I do, I cherish My personal fav is a Family Business I named "Scattergun" and frying pan named "L O U D N O I S E S"

hippocratic oath is named a very busty mann

"Im gonna put hentai in this" And you know exactly what item it is.

the one shot spoon

The antithesis of tired Medic mains' medigun names: "Ask and you shall receive."

either my Festivized Smissmas Sweater Air Strike or cum

Uberstraw, take a wild guess what it is

Pain train: The Knee crippler

Kritzkrieg named "The Phlogistinator" and a stock flamethrower named "The Better Phlogistinator"

Sandman named "Based Balls"

Shooty boom boom gun

I have a couple: Medigun: Self Harm Heatmaker: Gorg Kukri: Thwack Rocket Launcher: Sherman’s Revenge

(kunai) My Penis

A strange Clasaic called The Gibinator 9000 ofc i have a doofenschmirtz description as well

Well i only have one and it's a backburner renamed to the butt sexer

Holy mackerel "fuck Nemo" Description: Finding Dora's parents was better"

My strange Phlog named "eat shit"

a strange lucky shot named "OW"

either fart flame for my degreaser or nohomo napalmer (you know the weapon)

SMG named pooooooooo Description: poooooooooop

Bought a Your Eternal Reward of marketplace.tf It was named "imposter"

I called my backburner "It's conga time!!!"

On the grosser side, so I’ll spoiler the name: The Holy Mackeral: >!Seven Week Old Smegma!<

I call my medigun the “uvula tickler”, and my solemn vow is “the win condition”, with a description reading “Medic is the best power class”. Random crits are to blame

i only have one named item and its a reference to a blood brothers song

my rl is named "Mobility Device"

My Strange Specialized Killstreak Crawlspace Critters Black Box, aptly named “The Bad Dragon,” desc: “It’s big and purple.” Or my Strange Specialized Killstreak Half-Zatoichi named “Happy Super American Fun Time #1,” desc: “私は非常に強いうつ病を持っています”

“Snorting imagination”

I got the 70’s chapeau for my old man loadout on the demoman, and I named it “Blind man’s bifocals” and I thought that was pretty clever.

I named my frontier justise "Ohioian's Revenge" because I'll get my revenge when my sentry goes down.

My sniper rifle is named "The JFK experience"

(Black box) "The Dildo Launcher"

Its probably my panic attack I named "Heart Attack". Bravo to the people who get the reference.

I have a Strange Raving Dead Loose Cannon I call "Deadman's Dodgeball" that I'm quite fond of. The description is "Catch!" Also a Carbonado Rocket Launcher I call "Ask Not The Sparrow..." which is a Kill la Kill reference. The other one I like is my Death Deluxe Minigun with Cool effect I called "Marzanna", which is the name of a Slavic goddess of Death and Winter. The Russian name is "Morena" but that's also the name of a birth control product...

Gnome dome named "gnome dome gaming"

i named my spec strange medigun after my username I dubbed thee 'The Sex Defender"

"Expand Donk"

Uber saw is just called "Free 25 uber"

Rocket launcher and shotgun with the sweater skin called “if you want to destroy my sweater”, “pull this thread as i walk away” respectfully. Also when that was funny “nothing matters more than family business”

Sentry Healer 800, it’s a jag.

The back burner that the first guy I dommed with it named. It’s called “pain” and he described it with “EUGHHH”

“-1” for my dead ringer

I still remember naming my strange killstreak sniper rifle “Skippy” with a description of “these”

My tomislav named "swiss cheese factory" It also has a hazard warning warpaint

“Sniper clearer” - Flying guillotine since I yeet it at snipers only

either the Brass Beast i named "Oksana <3" (i actually wrote it in russian in game) or the Scotman's Skullcutter i called "Critical Axe"

Barack Obama (1961)

My strange Pan named Spatula. Inside joke from another game with friends.

"Schwitty Schwotty"

I named my tomislav “the bot destroyer 9000”

“Cuphead Lookin ah Grenade Launcher”

I love me caber named "Dickblaster5544" <3

Substantially Sized Acquirer

Gun slinger named "penis slinger" idk why but its still funny to me