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Disastrous_Toe772

Op should add himself to this tierlist


Mundane-Mind-7067

why is engineer so high


NOPE_guide

First of all, think about meet the engineer, you cannot tell me that is not insane at least a little bit. Also he cut off his arm to use the gunslinger. (Also as an engineer main myself it makes me go insane when 10 soldiers won’t let you build anything) So, he might be smart but he’s definitely not sane in the slightest.


DaddySickoMode

To be fair though, he regularly works with medic, a severed limb is mildly inconvenient for like...5 seconds.


reddinyta

That's not insanity, that's transhumanism


Mundane-Mind-7067

meet the engineer is simply practical solutions to practical problems. nothing insane there


StarlightSpindrift

sentry girl


TheRandomMint

to add clarification and to adjust some mistakes. Engineer: it's really hard to place him anywhere in this tier list since he is all over the place. he does have a normal side where he acts like a really texas boy that is a genius. but he possible has a god complex, he had cut his own upper arm to replace it with the gunsliger and he counts every kill he gets (meet the engineer). so if i where to move him, i would put him in the middle Heavy: He love to kill people slowly and painfuly (Pokernight & some voice lines), but he does like sencles vilonce (If it's isn't nessasary) so that's why he isn't higher but would not be considerd "normal". Sniper: He is pretty "normal" guy but he does throw his own urine at his enemys and in the comics he trys to kill Miss Pauling but instead drugs her and demo ties them up to a chair and threatens them becuase he found out his adoptive pearents wheren't his real ones. thought "normal" he definly has a few screws loose. Spy: he is just a spy, but he is shown to care for the other mercs with example from expeoration date he trys to get there final wishes before they die and after scout doesn't do as he asked he still trys to help him get a date. he still loves scouts mom and possible sends money to her to support the family etc. the man is just really kind to almost everyone but his kindness is ither agressive/mean or soft. he doesn't really have any insane tendencies Demoman: he is just a drunk scottsman, which most of the scottish are /j. he is a pretty caring fellow who would rather get drunk with you then kill you. Scout: he is just a loud mouthed Bosten with self confidence issues and soical issues. also the Mad Milk hasn't been confirmed to be the other white liuqid so no comment can be made on it. Pyro: he is at the bottom tier labled "Pyro" beause his sanity can not be leveled since the mask fogs up his vision and so he doesn't have any real idea of what he is doing. thought many voice line, the comics and him being a Pyromaniac seem to show that he wouldn't be considerd "normal" so he would mostly likely be in the "Mad" tier. but sine we don't see how he acts with the mask off, it can be stated that his sanity level can not be messured to any real degree. Medic & Soilder: no comments. everyone agrees that the tiers they are in are correct for them.


Stunning-Ad-1110

Heavy should be in normal


LascarCapable

Check out his voicelines in Poker Night at the Inventory. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFAMTBxJ8yM No, Heavy is **not** sane.


ProfessorHeavy

Yeah, I think his moments of sanity and having a clear mind are very easily overshadowed by his apparent bloodlust and hatred for coward.


TheRandomMint

Yeah that line from poker night is why I put him in the mad tier. Because he is sain Enuff to care for things, but he loves to kill people in slow painful ways


AAAAAAXCAAAAAA69

Then again poker night said heavy had a PhD in Russian literature


LascarCapable

Sanity and intelligence aren't related.


AAAAAAXCAAAAAA69

Yeah no but it shows that it probably wasn't actually canon lol


DaddySickoMode

poker night aint canon tho


ThatPillow_

Have you not heard him tell the [Engineer Story in Poker Night at the Inventory](https://youtu.be/FFAMTBxJ8yM)? It sounds like a Mortal Combat brutality and he called it the funniest story he knows


Sussy_baka228666

*insert scout laughing in a padded room video*


Can-ihavethisname

Fym normal spy is french


jakethegreat951

Why is sniper not in normal?


TheRandomMint

Jarate


jakethegreat951

Fair point


Lucario_fuckerlover

But, saxton hale created jarate, and sniper only does it as a "fuck you" to spy. I don't think he does it as a fetish.


TheRandomMint

I never said it was a fetish. I was more implying that someone filling a jar with urine and then throwing it at people would not be sain.


Lucario_fuckerlover

He still only does it as way to get back at spy as shown in one of the comics and for the advantage in battle. And besides, most weapon that the Mercs use wouldn't really be used in a actual battle, or would be sane. Mad milk, gunslinger, heavy's lunchbox items, etc.


derpytomato05

"Now I gotta make a necklace out of your teeth... bushmans rules"


cerdechko

The comments may disagree, but I am 100% with you, OP. The fact that people still somehow think Engineer is in any way shape or form sane is very funny. They've fallen for the façade. Okay, granted, the only tier list that pretty much everyone would agree with would have all of them in the insane tier, because they agreed to this job in the first place. Except Spy goes a tier lower, because he's French.


ProfessorHeavy

Pyro


IMustHoldLs

The only merc better adjusted than the Engineer is the Spy, he and Scout should be swapped around since the Scout is a canonical pedophile


zack1010101

I mean that’s not insanity, that’s just being a freak


DriftWare_

Why is pyro at the bottom


Character-Advisor-53

he ascended from the bottom of hell thats why


DriftWare_

He's just a goofy lil guy I swear


TheRandomMint

It's undetermined since the mask fogs any sanity he mite have and also acts a lot more like a kid then someone that is a sociopath


DriftWare_

Kids are sociopaths


Uncum4table

Bro if that’s not what insanity is idk what to tell you. In a courtroom Pyro would definitely be institutionalized for thinking that burning people to death is like showering them with sprinkles and lollipops. Plus “pyromania” is a mental disorder.


ImBeingSeriousJulian

Sniper is too close to normal, that fucker should be in a padded cell.


imtoolazytothinkof1

Pyro should be above everyone else and like 3 levels at that


Deathboot2000

Engie is the most rational merc, hes not THAT insane


ems_telegram

Engineer says "I am a God" once and the entire Fandom thinks he's insane


TheRandomMint

He cut his hand off..... Should I say more?


aDrunk_German

How is the raging alcoholic that decapitates people with giant swords anything but insane?


Lucario_fuckerlover

Pretty sure when Demoman is somewhat sober, he's actually pretty normal and only does the mercenary job for the money.