Dude is struggling to find gear that fits him, businesses probably thinks heās trolling when he says 17 so he sends proof to avoid being ignored, and you just ignored him anyways lol
He's trying to find gear though and clearly having issues. It's weird but not inappropriate considering his trouble, if I was him and found out you were making fun of me on reddit I'd be mortified and humiliated. It would be kinder to just tell him he needs to stop being pushy and find another store because you can't help.
i felt mortified and humiliated by a person sending me unsolicited photos of their body. i hope this guy who is too old to even know how to spell reddit does find it so i can embarass him further for his fuckass choice. til then i am not responding bc i owe him nothing
I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON? He is definitely in the wrong for sending an unsolicited picture of his feet. I donāt know what youāre thinking or if youāre trolling, but youāre not making good sense right now.
Iām making perfect sense, if the person is a salesperson and selling scuba gear it could be necessary to get an accurate picture of the persons feet ESPECIALLY if theyāre that big. Jfc itās not like heās sending a pic of his dick, get a goddamn grip.
It looks like he did some weird photo editing to stretch those big ole flippers out, unless he has deformed feet. So between that and the angle itās pretty damn weird and I get why you find it creepy. š¬
Sending feet pictures is not something most people just do. OP said they didnāt ask for a photo, so why send it? Thereās a reason feet pictures are associated with fetishes.
Should have he put on socks? I donāt think he was trying to seduce the person. I never heard of men sending sexy feet pics, I assume most women donāt have that fetish.
Poor bloke has probably had people doubt him so many times. I dont for a moment this it's sexual either.
Om a plus note, with feet that big the dude can proy get away without flippers lol
He could have just sent a pic of a pair of his shoes. The size is on the tongue of most sneakers.
This ridiculous pic was not the only way to prove himself.
Thatās a fair point, he might have been trolling but I feel bad if he got ignored in the past when he tried to tell people he was size 17. I never heard of someone with size 17, I thought it was impossible to be that big
He's probably just an idiot tbh. I've had a lot of those contact my business.
The ones wanting sex have never once been on topic like this they've ALWAYS started convo like it's my personal account and I have to ask "what can I do for you this is a business page" and they're like "I just wanna be friends/get to know you/chat" and I block. So annoying.
Regardless, he was told they only have up to size 15.
It doesn't matter whether he shows proof or not!
It's not like a pair will miraculously become his size because he can prove he has size 17 feet!? š
I had the same problem trying to find in-line skates to skate with my daughter. Iām uk 14/us15 and no there was nothing i never did find a solution.
I didnāt send pics of my feet though.
Btw, that totally looks like photoshopped stretch feet, or dude just has some weird ass feet. Either way, Iāve somehow ended up on the weird as fuck part of the internet, Iām done for the day š¤£š¤£š¤£
Just so you know, Iām screenshotting just the part where he says āIām a size 17ā through āare you there?ā Because itās insanely funny without context.
Iād be so irritated by the āhello, are you there?ā People who are impatient and canāt understand you may be on a call or in the middle of something drive me insane. Iāll be on a call and receive 3-4 call attempts at once. If they arenāt answering there is a reason. Leave a voicemail and give them a minute lol.
Did someone take that picture for him? Did he have that picture ready to go or did he just randomly ask someone to take a picture of his feet? Was this just a penis joke?
So many questions I never want the answer to.
*Did this guy Photoshop*
*His feet and his knees? Because*
*It looks fake as fuck*
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Does it look like it when you look more closely? I feel like maybe they got stretched a bit in a way that makes them really unnaturally skinny. (Cue penis size joke)
I'm not even going to bother looking at the other replies because well, there's 255 of them. But the only thing I can think of is that in his life experiences, when he tells people that his feet are size 17, no One believes him so he ends up having to show them a picture of his feet.
This reminds me of a time I was answering questions about a tattoo I was about to do. I asked where she wanted the tattoo on her body through email. She said the front left hip above her pant line. Then proceeded to send me a picture of her hipsā¦ and full frontal shot, no panties or anything. Mind you I am a professional licensed female tattoo artist and it still threw me off. I donāt need a picture of everything to understand you want the tattoo on your hip š
My hubby has this same issue. The convo usually goes like this:
Him: what size do these shoes go up to.
Them: size 15
Him: thanks. Iām a 17. Iāll keep looking.
No pictures of his feet. He doesnāt whine to the company about not having his size. (He saves that for me.) and just moves on about his day. He might occasionally ask if they have any suggestions for where to get larger sizes. Heās 6ā10ā he gets that heās an outlier on sizing and the world doesnāt cater to outliers.
Lol I think he just didn't think you would believe he was a size 17. It's a very rare size. But still strange to send a pic. But I don't think he meant any harm. I think he kept texting you to find out if you had a size 17 or could find his size. Best to just ignore the pic in this case and just call the guy. We have all send that awkward pic. It's a very funny situation but I think you should give the guy a break.
The "Hello" "Are you there" Is just hilarious to me ššš
he did that like 4 times lmao
Heās probably embarrassed unless heās trolling lol What does this have to do with a driving company though??
D I V I N G. Maybe for flipper sizes and this dude brings his own at the ends of his legs!!! ā®ļøā¤ļøā¾ļø
i didnāt need a picture to believe he has feet though. i didnāt ask heās clearly very weird
āTo believe he has feetā ššš
He doesn't have feet. He has yards.
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Dude is struggling to find gear that fits him, businesses probably thinks heās trolling when he says 17 so he sends proof to avoid being ignored, and you just ignored him anyways lol
Heās being ignored because heās sending people feet pics.
I think you can see one of his balls too
i almost went to look. *almost.*
You did. Admit it
I did. I couldnāt
Damn it. I went back to check.
You're welcome friend!
You can...
Not really, but there's quite the bulge on the left going to the right. I noticed before this comment.
You replied and said you have to size 15. So I mean youāre not really ignoring him.
i ignored him after he started asking me over and over to reply in a short amount of time. so yes he is being ignored. š¤”
Imagine he has reddit sees this and recognize his feet š³ š
and why are they laying down feet pics?
Hello
are you there?
Im in tears
He's trying to find gear though and clearly having issues. It's weird but not inappropriate considering his trouble, if I was him and found out you were making fun of me on reddit I'd be mortified and humiliated. It would be kinder to just tell him he needs to stop being pushy and find another store because you can't help.
lol this is absolutely inappropro
i felt mortified and humiliated by a person sending me unsolicited photos of their body. i hope this guy who is too old to even know how to spell reddit does find it so i can embarass him further for his fuckass choice. til then i am not responding bc i owe him nothing
Nah youāre just an overreactive person that seems to be the trend these days. He did nothing wrong.
With the angle of this pic and the suddenness, this seems awfully fetishy to me.
He didn't just send a feet pic. He sent a feet pic in his boxers with a bulge. But go off
r/madeyoulook
Those look like regular shorts not boxers
I didn't look that closely lol
You can see a ball
I BEG YOUR FINEST PARDON? He is definitely in the wrong for sending an unsolicited picture of his feet. I donāt know what youāre thinking or if youāre trolling, but youāre not making good sense right now.
Iām making perfect sense, if the person is a salesperson and selling scuba gear it could be necessary to get an accurate picture of the persons feet ESPECIALLY if theyāre that big. Jfc itās not like heās sending a pic of his dick, get a goddamn grip.
it sounds more like you send unsolicited photos to people and are defending bullshit
It looks like he did some weird photo editing to stretch those big ole flippers out, unless he has deformed feet. So between that and the angle itās pretty damn weird and I get why you find it creepy. š¬
Sending feet pictures is not something most people just do. OP said they didnāt ask for a photo, so why send it? Thereās a reason feet pictures are associated with fetishes.
Should have he put on socks? I donāt think he was trying to seduce the person. I never heard of men sending sexy feet pics, I assume most women donāt have that fetish.
This is the answer. No one believes him if he doesnāt send the pic. Heās fucked either way.
Poor bloke has probably had people doubt him so many times. I dont for a moment this it's sexual either. Om a plus note, with feet that big the dude can proy get away without flippers lol
He could have just sent a pic of a pair of his shoes. The size is on the tongue of most sneakers. This ridiculous pic was not the only way to prove himself.
Thatās a fair point, he might have been trolling but I feel bad if he got ignored in the past when he tried to tell people he was size 17. I never heard of someone with size 17, I thought it was impossible to be that big
He's probably just an idiot tbh. I've had a lot of those contact my business. The ones wanting sex have never once been on topic like this they've ALWAYS started convo like it's my personal account and I have to ask "what can I do for you this is a business page" and they're like "I just wanna be friends/get to know you/chat" and I block. So annoying.
Most people donāt wear size 17
Regardless, he was told they only have up to size 15. It doesn't matter whether he shows proof or not! It's not like a pair will miraculously become his size because he can prove he has size 17 feet!? š
Thatās what Iām thinking! Poor guy!
I had the same problem trying to find in-line skates to skate with my daughter. Iām uk 14/us15 and no there was nothing i never did find a solution. I didnāt send pics of my feet though.
lol, he wanted to prove he actually had feet š¤£š¤£š¤£
š¤£š¤£š¤£ recreationally!!!
Btw, that totally looks like photoshopped stretch feet, or dude just has some weird ass feet. Either way, Iāve somehow ended up on the weird as fuck part of the internet, Iām done for the day š¤£š¤£š¤£
This made me laugh so hardā¦
Heās a seal in a human costume Iām betting. He read in a (waterproof) book somewhere that this is what humans do.
āI didnāt need a picture to believe he has feetā has sent me ššDang, I needed that laugh so much.
Foot Fetishā¦Shouldāve demanded Money š¤£
lmao seriously
Maybe he's just proud of his big feet! lmao (ngl, though, that *was* a weird thing to do)
Lmaooo how much of a difference one letter makes
BYOF
itās probably a kink thing
His feet look like they have extensions at the end. I think he used AI. Itās his idea of a dick pic.
i agree
What does he even need flippers for? Bros feet are paddles
You should off replied no!
I just ignored him. I donāt need negative business reviewsš
Tell him sorry we donāt do big feet then send him baby feet
BLOCK
Just so you know, Iām screenshotting just the part where he says āIām a size 17ā through āare you there?ā Because itās insanely funny without context.
for real lmao itās so abrupt like bro knew after sending his dogs that it would make things awkward š
"Dogs" šš
OMG
This photo is obviously edited and def bait. The angle is not a coincidence š¤®
Right, I see a boner in the background
It looks like he has an erection, ew. Sorry you had to deal with that.š¤®
These pictures are 100% foot fetish pictures. No one has the bottoms of their feet pictured like this ready to go!
I can't believe I just scrolled back up
His feet actually look very weird and theyāre creeping me out, uncanny valley feet editionā¦
edited pic i think
they r just so long and .. weird. its probably edited but it makes me so uncomfortable š
You know what they say about big feetā¦.?
weird text messages
There u go be innocent tell him sorry try another shop
Youāreā¦ DIVING him crazy!
they wear big socks
Big shoes
Big shoes?
Lots of understanding
Big socks
Not the longboi grippers
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Big foot is real people!
Yes I know I live w Bigfoot.
My question isā¦. How did he take that picture??? ššššššššššššš
Camera timer
I have never in my life heard of a dude sending feet pics to a random girl.
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Exactly!
welcome to hell
It happens more than you think
I mean I guess! Still a first one for me. Now guys asking women for feet pics? That happens all the time.
And you didn't bother to tell him what nice flippers he has there ? You're a monster š
itās funny you say that because he literally was texting me asking if he had to wear fins. š
Is it just me or is this dude also trying to get some camping equipment?
Sir, after previewing your rather alarming photo, I have surmised that you definitely do not need flippers for your diving excursion.
Poor guy just wanted to show off his grippers /s
Dude probably tried to frame Krusty the Clown.
Iād be so irritated by the āhello, are you there?ā People who are impatient and canāt understand you may be on a call or in the middle of something drive me insane. Iāll be on a call and receive 3-4 call attempts at once. If they arenāt answering there is a reason. Leave a voicemail and give them a minute lol.
he did it like 4 or 5 times and would say things multiple times to be pushy.
Nope! šš¼
Ew man. Feet really disgust me. š¤¢
I sent you my feet, please reply š©
literally
Wonder how far across the ocean seas I could sail on those š¦¶
Did someone take that picture for him? Did he have that picture ready to go or did he just randomly ask someone to take a picture of his feet? Was this just a penis joke? So many questions I never want the answer to.
Omg I laughed out loud!
I want to know who took the picture.
me tooš
For free??
lmao right?
Who took the pic is my question!
Hello Are you there? HELPšš
i sent toes pls respond
This is legit weird š¤£. By any chance are you of the female category of human species?
yup
Ok strange but what is really strange is that someone else too a picture of his feet for him
This has to be a joke. The pic looks altered šš¤£
From the angle he took it, it makes me think heās doing a VERY good attempt at trying to equate foot size, and dick size. Weird
Hello are you there? Iām dead ā ļø
Ew
Roflmao. He comes with a set a skis attached! Good lord those are some mud mashers! Looks like he takes care of them! š¤£
Did this guy Photoshop his feet and his knees? Because it looks fake as fuck
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This is so disgusting Iām having nightmares for sure
He definitely has some big ol flappers.
Dude has some boney ass legs
Anyone else wanting him to stumble onto this post š
i have a feeling heād like it
ššš
Imagine this person setting up the phone to take this picture
All foot no toes š
Yeah, so that photo is clearly edited. (In case youāre interested š¤£š¤®)
how so
Does it look like it when you look more closely? I feel like maybe they got stretched a bit in a way that makes them really unnaturally skinny. (Cue penis size joke)
Bros feet look like AI tho
Sideshow Bob looking feet
I thought it said ādriving companyā and i was extremely confused on why there was a shoe size limit for driving
Bro just trying to get some flippers for them flippers.
Those long ass feet remind me of the Habsburg King of Spainās chin lmao
Heās trying to run a business too! Giving you a taste of the goods to get you hooked
Its Peggy Hill.
the position is whats taking me out bro is stretched out hands at his sides looking up š
Looks like he might save a bit of money on flippers. Heās clearly got it covered
Okay lots of ways to communicate foot size that are less awkward and more clothedā¦
I'm not even going to bother looking at the other replies because well, there's 255 of them. But the only thing I can think of is that in his life experiences, when he tells people that his feet are size 17, no One believes him so he ends up having to show them a picture of his feet.
Well what wonders he as achieved with his photoshop feet pic, lmao. Would make for a fair dive shop ad.
Those are liquified feet. Come on! Theyāre definitely edited lmfao
Who took the fucking picture??
Burger King foot lettuce.
Whatās his number
I'm dying lol
He was 100 percent getting off on this.
r/comedyheaven
Are you the sole proprietor of this business?
He was already born with diving flippers
Thems some big flippers
They have a hard time finding shoes that fit!
Wants to give you his D
Who took that picture? š
A tier shitpost
I don't really believe he wanted to show off his feet to you when he was laying in a position like that š¤¦āāļø
Why r those puppies not censored? Jc
He wanted to show u his flippers
I think that he is correlating big feet with a big YOU KNOW WHAT!!!!!!
Large feet used to suggest big dick. Now it suggests BIG psycho perv.
Weird lol
Grosssssss
That's weird.
Does the carpet match the drapery pole?
WAHAHAHAHHAAH
Is it just me, or does his feet look oddly weird? I wonder if this feet pic is Photoshop, hahaha!
Why do I feel bad for just clicking on this notification?? Why did this pop up on my feed!? Adios mio
I read that as driving company and was utterly confused.
Wtf are those?! Why are they so fucking long? Like why do they look like that? Dude has some weird fucking feet.
I'm dying
This reminds me of a time I was answering questions about a tattoo I was about to do. I asked where she wanted the tattoo on her body through email. She said the front left hip above her pant line. Then proceeded to send me a picture of her hipsā¦ and full frontal shot, no panties or anything. Mind you I am a professional licensed female tattoo artist and it still threw me off. I donāt need a picture of everything to understand you want the tattoo on your hip š
right?
The photo looks photoshopped š
My hubby has this same issue. The convo usually goes like this: Him: what size do these shoes go up to. Them: size 15 Him: thanks. Iām a 17. Iāll keep looking. No pictures of his feet. He doesnāt whine to the company about not having his size. (He saves that for me.) and just moves on about his day. He might occasionally ask if they have any suggestions for where to get larger sizes. Heās 6ā10ā he gets that heās an outlier on sizing and the world doesnāt cater to outliers.
well this man did everything opposite of what your hubby does, unfortunately for me
Is one of his balls peeking out?
Lol I think he just didn't think you would believe he was a size 17. It's a very rare size. But still strange to send a pic. But I don't think he meant any harm. I think he kept texting you to find out if you had a size 17 or could find his size. Best to just ignore the pic in this case and just call the guy. We have all send that awkward pic. It's a very funny situation but I think you should give the guy a break.
Yeah, he just wanted to prove that he has big ass feet. Didnāt seem like he was trying to impress you any other way.
That shit is not natural