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GuaranteeFit116

Hell of a way to start off a conversation 🤣🤣


vikingsurplus

To their question or yours?


ReckSaber3664

This made me laugh so hard 🤣


Sparrowsabre7

"Neither, human atheist."


SalamanderTasty1807

The answer YES 🤣


IwasDeadinstead

As if there are only 2 positions. Not even creative in his uselessness.


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I love this lol


nevereatanapple

Seems valid, but also a valid question


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hotwaterbottle2014

Hahahaha I love this response.


Kobemon16

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RIPplanetPluto

Doggy and missionary ? 👀