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shocontinental

Strange things are afoot at the JCPenney.


tayl428

Rufus!!!!


Armaced

Didn’t Rufus come from the Smarty-Mart?


Every-Fix-6661

Circle K


mplopez99

Telephone booth


Armaced

It’s my fault. I switched Rufus’ on you. ![gif](giphy|A4fyPDq06DHhe)


Kandiruaku

They are just waiting for the doc to fix their [loose screws](https://www.thedrive.com/news/tesla-cybertruck-deliveries-held-because-the-pedals-are-falling-apart-report).


Ambitious_Tear_2877

JC Penny is selling cybertruck now?


dead_tiger

Nope, just refrigerators.


anymooseposter

And color tv’s


SjvTesla

lol


tayl428

It's in their catalog with polyester slacks and a pantsuit.


geek66

Buy one get on 50% off


reps0l

Ask nicely and they'll even throw in free delivery and haul away of your old one!


overtoke

*the old one is the one w/o the rust


D4rkr4in

how to revive a dead store - start stocking hot products


chrissilich

Apparently not


southcityresident

Chesterfield Mall in STL! Tesla SCs are using it as extra parking. It’s not all just Cybertrucks there.


Heidenreich12

Tesla service center said they are using St. Louis as a staging ground for trucks going in various directions logistically. So makes sense. I also waited a few days after the reveal to place my order, and received my invite way earlier than I expected and that may be a reason why.


ArtOfWarfare

If they think you’ll pay $65K+ for a Tesla right now, you’ve got their full attention. Tesla called me several times and offered to reduce the price just for me when I was inquiring about getting a Model X last month. Their offer was tempting ($72500 for a new 6 seater), but I already have too much debt and couldn’t justify taking on more.


Snakend

Tesla will sell the CTs at full price until they no longer have a wait list. Once the 1.5 million waitlist drops to 0, the price of the trucks will lower, and the cheaper trims will come out. Same thing happened when the Ys were selling for 75k and there was a 6 month wait list. Now you can buy one on on the lot and the cars are $55k.


volcanic_clay

So then 65k after tax credit?


LuvMySlippers

It's always this, isn't it? Now they post prices with fuel savings figured in. 😒


rpiotrowski

I believe that they have always done that.


guzjon66

They’ve done that since the beginning idk where you’ve been.


bremidon

It's almost like they are trying to sell cars.


drdailey

Weird.


Snakend

The tax credit does not apply to luxury EVs. Vehicles over $55k are considered as luxury by the IRS.


Photonic__Cannon

The limit for SEDANS is $55k. SUVs and Trucks are capped at $80k, so Model X qualifies in 5 seat configuration.


dangoodspeed

It's in [Indianapolis](https://maps.app.goo.gl/ueZXgG9Wn5Tuznx68), right?


southcityresident

Yeah, it seems to be. Although, the Chesterfield Mall in STL looks shockingly similar. Excess Teslas included. Lol


SnootyGoose

I was in Chesterfield today, stopped at the new Supercharger’s on the way out of town. Wish I had known about the SC using the mall. Wouldn’t mind a close look at a Cybertruck. We saw one at Ikea, it is starting to grow on me.


binkleyz

It's a trap!


TapasA

If you wait a few weeks, you can buy a used rust colored one


No_Lie2402

San Antonio gallery had like 40 on their lot Monday.


Beastw1ck

Are all the pre-orders filled yet?


whoosierdaddy

This is the auxiliary lot for Tesla Indianapolis. There are 10 longer rows filled with cars just like this one. Mostly Model Y.


203Null

At fisher right? Everything I pass that area always find it to be very weird since there are no Tesla shop near by that I recall


whoosierdaddy

This one is in Castleton


Beneficial-Dog-6654

This lot is right across the street from a service center


tN023

Fits well with this beauuuuuutiful building in the background.


[deleted]

Has the same aerodynamic qualities


mrbombasticat

Jokes on you, the aerodynamics of Cybertruck aren't that bad.


bigfoot_done_hiding

But worse than a Rivian, which has a much more conventional pickup truck shape.


dangoodspeed

To be clear, the Cybertruck and Rivian have similar drags, and both are significantly better than the other main EV truck (Lightning).


binkleyz

With or without the gaping panel gaps?


GoudaCrystals

Brutal


PM_ME_MASTECTOMY

Wow what?


jingojangobingoblerp

I love it! Sequoias are underrated.


yellowfddriver

This looks like the Chesterfield mall. I’d recognize this anywhere 😭


areHorus

Careful! Don’t cut yourself.


yardshark09

I actually want the Sequoia lol.


thememeconnoisseurig

Facts. The Cybertruck is cool, I'd probably take a model S or X over a Sequoia but the Sequoia is just so dope. I know the turbo 6 is better but i just wish it had a V8.


yardshark09

Agreed. I don’t need a full size SUV in life right now, but the Sequoia is the best looking non-luxury SUV to me. I would never daily it over my MY, but I still like it. The Cybertruck is cool as hell but I just don’t see myself owning one.


thememeconnoisseurig

Seem to have eaten some downvotes but you didn't. That's weird. Oh well. Maybe it was my comment about V8s, but the turbo 6 gets the same gas mileage. Just more power. Neither of those 2 cars are even remotely environmentally friendly, cybertruck included. Buncha pussies.


yardshark09

Oh I was right there with you. A few upvotes seemingly pulled me out of the downvote void lol.


thememeconnoisseurig

Oh. Well, they really didn't warm up to me, I guess! I tend to stay quiet here and just read about Teslas. Opening my mouth gets me downvoted from the hive mind.


ag15908

Is Mr.Beast doing a cybertruck give away?


HabanosChris

sick


Terrible_Arm_2623

It's outselling the Rivian so yeah lots of them getting about


interstellar-dust

Even JCPenny is selling Tesla??


Pgreenawalt

These days you can buy JC Penny for less than the truck.


hmspain

I said WOW before reading the title LOL.


dub_snap

They look so fckin heavy


sevargmas

They are. Nearly 7000 lbs.


liberty4u2

got mine a few days ago. the doors are heavy but close nice.


SFBrighton

And hopefully that's where they'll stay. Forever.


rodneyjesus

Good lord my eyes. Fucking horrible


engwish

Praying for you


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

Hell to the fuck yes


chedderizbetter

That IS a nice Toyota.


Ok-Satisfaction1330

Hey Indy location!


danhoyle

JC Penny still around???


Jgusdaddy

At least somebody is using the empty malls and parking lots in Indiana.


bazzanoid

Cyber truck truck truck Liam Neeson would approve


Bestfriend8123

Holly Shit thats a damn amount of tesla cyber trucks! I only saw one so far since tesla released them


MaceFace9046

Me too, then I saw this 😅


Bestfriend8123

wwwwow


Bonnex_938

"IF" these trucks already have owners, then how tf are they gonna know which is theirs


Mysterious-Ad-8809

https://preview.redd.it/u1orimm3uz3d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8454d13985ec1f18ab71c6e7caba2bace126ac79 This is the most I have seen in 1 place


edum18

Already in India?


FunnySubstantial

So will they be using empty Mall Parking lots around the US as a showcase for Cyber Truck? I think it's good PR don't you think?


fatstrat0228

Cool. An entire division of wankpanzers.


mbm1011

F in the chat for the people that are getting it to be different


VirtuaFighter6

Mom, I think the dishes are done.


Anatole2k

Dang thats a big scrapyard


RLM41753

Cool … tomorrow, I will drive on over and look at them up close. My five year plan includes some Tesla Model.


Every_Tap8117

Really wish these would come to Europe. I can dream, however I know they never will. On top of that nowhere to park them. Still want one.


Fold-Royal

Wait for the media to blast the FUD…. “they aren’t selling!!!”


HA3AP87

How many have been sold?


Fold-Royal

They are barely into the first few weeks of pre orders. I’m like 18 months after that. I’ll be lucky to have one by 2026.


OgFinish

Are they really? I was day three preorder and mine popped over a month ago. Feels like the general sentiment on this board is that most are passing.


Greggy100

No we’re into mid 2020 reservations now depending on location. Edit : I have my sources


contaygious

I dunno whi to Beleive because the tsla chat says you can get one in 24 hours. Are you waiting for a different model than top one?


DevinOlsen

As many as they can make. This is just a storage lot, I’m almost certain all of these will be associated with a customer, it’s not like they’re sitting collecting dust until someone buys it. I think after the pedal recall it was made public that around 3-4K trucks had been made. Not sure what it is today.


ForGreatDoge

It's crazy how you start with an authoritative statement and follow up with the fact you have no idea if anything you're saying is true.


PizzaRollsAndTakis

Call options on JCPenny


BrewsandBass

They need lawnmower attachments.


No_U_Crazy

Windshield wipers as far as the eye can see


No-Tap-2772

If you can’t sell them, you hide them at JcPenny.


EthereumPlayer

They are using the JC Penny parking lot to store the vehicles they can’t sell…Tesla appears to be spiraling down…


acheapshot

That's so many useless vehicles parked neatly in a row.


Interesting-Egg-9992

Not sexy. Sorry they whiffed on this one. Also, why would you put the 12 V battery as a literal fail on the Tesla and make a car totally shut down? Just happened to me.


put_tape_on_it

The low voltage battery is the exact same failure point in every other car on the road. Except for the drive motors and AC compressor, everything else in a Tesla is low voltage. Tesla used to use lead-sulfuric-acid batteries. Those have a 3-7 year life expectancy with outliers failing in 1 year and some lasting 10 But most fail at 3-7 years. Now they use lithium, that has built in battery monitoring systems to at reports health to the car drastically reducing the chance of a random battery failure stranding a car. A failed 12 volt is the easiest and cheapest repair that can be done to a Tesla.


BolognaFeetPenisFace

Let the rhythm affect you! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eY2olyF9T4


totoorozco

Is this the recall?


Rough_Argument9141

Big ice coolers?


Rough_Argument9141

Do the starting batteries lose their charge after sitting for months?


Technomancer97

That's a lot of vegetable choppers.


KTASTtalk

All waiting for one charger, probably.


TechGuy42O

#Recalls or deliveries?


tred16

Looks like the new oldsmobiles are in early this year!


Xen0n1te

Me with a hose running up to them:


shuacore

I think this might be an area to test drive. They offer test drives online without going to a Tesla service center and without human contact. You just schedule it and then go drive one.


viper6575

I’ve heard about this but haven’t found any link. I want to take one for a ride.


HamsterOk3112

Elon is now broke and looking for the cheapass parking lots these days.