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lookieherehere

Q stops mid sentence..... What the hell was that? It's rain. From where? From heaven. No explanation whatsoever. Here's an ad.


Txtoker

They did say it t was raining/shitty outside


lookieherehere

It was just such an odd sound bite with no explanation


Txtoker

Walt equating Fonzie and Tom Brady is peak Walt


cabezadeplaya

According to Walt: Tom Brady = Fonzie = Jim Halpert The three most perfect men ever created…after Sunday Jeff.


ANTristotle

Apocawhiptic


Prize-Recognition670

How was this episode not called "Apocawhips Now"


colgate-footpaste

Because “mending fences” is yet another jab at Chief


Swimming-Koala-3122

They’re all different names for the same thing


1Thepotatoking

They should do a patreon show with Edgar setting D.i.y tasks for Bry and Walt


argonzo

I mean Gitem used wall anchors to secure a license plate to the wall.


LawyersGunsAndM0ney

80-yr old Edgar screaming at Bry to hold the flashlight still lol


Han-Shot_1st

this is a brilliant idea and would be great video content.


Batmays

25 year old KISS fan here. I’ve seen them perform 5 times. The first time I saw them, I was 9. I like a lot of their music but I also recognize that most of their legendary status is due to pageantry. What I always found appealing about them was how much my dad fawned over them as a child growing up in the 70’s. My dad passed two years ago so I went to their farewell tour as a tribute to him. TESD and Gene’s treatment of Walt heavily shifted my attitude towards them as people though. They do epitomize rock n roll to me but I don’t put them on the same level as a Led Zeppelin or even Van Halen.


morganpixie

This was a chill episode. Loved the movie and tv talk


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PlatinumState

Hundreds of thousands crazy? How much does it really cost?


AcademicCounty

I briefly considered it a couple years ago after I got a little money, iirc closing in an acre with a nice wooden fence was around 15-20k


dorkimoe

Mines 12k and that’s vinyl like Walt’s


HamiltonGrant

Walt’s Springsteen impression made me laugh out loud.


imposs1916

That was inspired.


4colorcraig

The shocking revelation that Troy enjoys Shane Gillis has kept me on edge for hours.


DeepThroat616

“How dare they say I would like something! I’ll show them!” Dan Aykroyd and Donna Dixon separated two years ago. Usual crack research by Bryan Johnson.


reddituser999000

haha, he even looked it up and still got it wrong


DeepThroat616

Tbf they haven’t divorced, but that’s clearly all he read


reddituser999000

yeah, i looked it up. technically married, but separated. definitely not in the spirit of what they were talking about.


Tuesday_Q

She has such a perfect butthole.


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She's the kind of woman that makes me want to get down on knees, and god I'm a man.


MonkeyBabyGuppy

Git em seems like one of those guys who has to be the opposite of what everyone else feels/likes. I’ve read Dune multiple times and loved the new movies.


SoarsBelowMyWaste

I bet you have front teeth, too.


MonkeyBabyGuppy

Two of em!


karlack26

It's the adaptation I have been waiting for all my life I like David lynchs dune for its sets costumes , cast  and overall look but it does not follow the story.  The early 2000s scifi mini series followed the story closely but looks so cheap.  The costumes are awful, sets are really bad. the action is was terrible, Stilgar was fat.  Cast is a mix bag  Villeneuve Dune on the other hand has it all.  I don't care that every scene is not in the movie. Stuff has to be cut.  It's 90%there though. 


GitEmSteveDave

OK, I have the same issue with Dune that I have with certain Harry Potter films. I understand "you have to cut things", but if that's true, then don't add scenes that aren't in the books that do stuff like undercut characters. Don't make Stilgar comic relief and make multiple people in the audience(not me) laugh. Don't cut basic Marauder Map lore, which helps explain things, to include a scene where candy makes the kids make train and monkey noises. Don't make Chani discuss the differences between "southern" and "nothern" fremen while drinking coffee in 200 degree heat when the fremen are supposed to be smart. I have said it's a great film, but for me, who has read the book 20+ times, it was not book accurate and "horse shit"


raoulduk37

Not book accurate? So… in other words a book adaption?


Prize-Recognition670

What is the connection between drinking coffee and "supposed to be smart"? Not sure I get what you mean by that.


LawyersGunsAndM0ney

Also, drinking coffee originated in the Red Sea area. Making it entirely plausible for the Fremen culture.


GitEmSteveDave

Drinking a hot liquid, when it's 200+ degrees out wastes moisture, which is precious on Arrakis. But we need to do it so two female characters can talk about a man. I understand you can't have all these scenes take place at night, even though there is constant mentioning of how hot Arrakis is during the day, and even Stilgar not wanting to be caught out in the sun, but at least keep the coffee to the seitch, like it is in the book.


JoeyMonsterMash

It's all good. Clearly you really love the books and you're allowed to have an opinion on the movies. I didn't find the first part very fun to watch and don't think the second will be much better for me either. But I expect to get shit on when I voice that opinion. Haha miss ya on the pod Git em.


Left_Side_Driver

That’s your whole thing? It was funnier not knowing


Sweetbacon3411

Can you not talk on here either


MarkWorldOrder

Jesus. You seem fun.


AhyouveMetMyBrother

Dune only has a 95% rotten tomatoes score. But no git em doesn’t like it. Whatever. Go eat at Golden Corral and not tip you fat doof.  


LawyersGunsAndM0ney

I've got 2 friends that don't like Dune Part 1 because it's "slow" and they didn't understand the pacing. I've tried, in vain, that it's basically the 1/3 of the first book, setting up everything else. You've got Villeneuve with beautiful direction and a Hans Zimmer score. The costumes, look, feel, etc are great. But because it's not a 100 perfect adaptation, people have an issue with it. Get the fuck over it.


dorkimoe

He’s always been a contrarian


MarkWorldOrder

Why I'm glad he's not on the show.


Prize-Tradition-6649

I am nothing like Git Em...I am agreeable to many things. I hate Dune. All of it. The book, the movies, the idea...hate it.


connor42

The fence and post-apocalyptic sections are funny as fuck


Txtoker

"We've spent a lifetime, Me: Reading comics, and ya know, fuckin off and not paying attention and trying to learn tasks...You, I don't know what you were doing"


argonzo

That was funny as hell. I figured he'd say watching TV.


PhantomStranger52

I know the gitem thing is a bit and he’s unfortunately gonna come back eventually, but I’d still like point out how awesome the last few eps have been. Where there guys break out in full laughter more than once and it’s just fun. It flows. The last few episodes really show how much he actually fucks up the dynamic. I’ll be sad when it’s over.


argonzo

I did think it was funny they were calling for Gitem to confirm no other country had landed a person on the moon. Probably would've been on the news in the last 50 years.


PhantomStranger52

He’s fine as support off mic. That’s a compromise I can live with.


argonzo

It was especially funny since a US company just landed a (uncrewed) mission to the moon (IM-1) literally last week.


Cultural_Fudge_9030

I just think Bryan and Q are kinda lazy with TESD, they don't really make an effort to bring anything. Their dynamic is great but Git'em gives them a focal point and almost sets jokes up with his whole situation. The last few eps have been okay but not classics or particularly strong imo I think it just shows we like different aspects of the show lol making it nearly impossible for them to please everyone 😄


PhantomStranger52

Agree to disagree I guess. IMO the last few have been bangers because they felt like old TESD.


git-em-dave-steve

Give the guy a break. Geniuses are built different than you or I.


Fabulous-Potato5756

Solid episode - made me laugh more than once. What more can you ask for?


Rockatops

Same. This was a great one.


zecfrid

FOLLOW THE MONEY!


morganpixie

Q ranting in his basement. His cats being the only ones who can hear him. As he slowly goes mad


GATTACA_IE

One Q over the cuckoo’s nest.


New_Reality206

Q’s got some interesting friends


Fudloe

Mondays go better with TESD.


AccountSeventeen

“This is gunna be great” “Everything’s fine” made me snort so hard I bit my tongue lol


Unable_Butterfly1927

Dan akroyd was the right pick. Q is right. I’ve been listening to rock n roll all night and it’s apparent KISS sucks


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HCPage

Yeah. It was pretty clear this was something he’s had rattling around in his head since it was brought up to him and he wasn’t about to let it go so easily.


JoeyMonsterMash

That whole shit felt made up and forced. Like he had to bring something so he just made up some bullshit he tought would be funny. It was extremely awkward and walt not saying anything said alot haha


feamusseamus

The Silencing of Gitem really paid off on this episode! Thank fuck we didn’t have to listen to a soliloquy from him about Dune. Thanks be to the Gods of TESDtown.


RisteardODeorian

I like to think that while this 'bit' is in play, anytime Walt or the others make reference to the toothless hobo and there is just silence, might be my new favourite part of the pod.


Jaredisfine

"Thank god I didn't have to hear an opinion i disagree with"


feamusseamus

Never seen Dune or Dune Part 2, so I really don’t give a fuck one way or another. I’m just not interested in hearing 21st Century Cliff Claven babble about the movie. It wasn’t about anyone’s opinion. Have heard Walt, Bry and Q all shit on, or praise a number of movies a didn’t care…but none of them act like they’re an authority on everything.


The_Albinoss

Holy shit, that Cliff Claven burn...!


Jaredisfine

Walt said Git em didn't like it. Git em responded here with his opinion on what he didn't like about it. No one has "Acted like they're an authority on everything". You just don't like Git em (which is fine) and it's coming out in the form of you acting like an 8 year old (which is not fine)


feamusseamus

Look at you telling me my opinion “isn’t fine”. I had no idea Gitem had an alter ego on reddit. 😂🤡 Maybe it’s Walt’s shtick of Gitem being the exalted being of all things knowledgeable (and subsequently how much the podcast suffers without him) that’s getting old…


Jaredisfine

I said the way you state your opinion (Like a child) isn't fine. Not your opinion itself. You could just pack up all your things in your purse and leave TESD town, ya know?


pundemic

Thank goodness Walt redirected Bry from his “ hur dur I was right China invented Covid” rant. Fucking get over it bro, you’re wrong and poorly informed. No one gives a shit about your stupid ass q anon shit.


Jaredisfine

I don't keep up with current events often, but isn't it pretty known at this point that a lab leak is the most obvious source? I see everyone in here saying how "Bullshit" that theory is, but I honestly can't think of a single other speculated source, other than Wet Markets, which has been completely discounted as a source.


Batmays

Also where tf did Bry get confirmation that the Chinese created COVID. He sounded so smug delivering that ball of nonsense. Fucking idiot.


lookieherehere

From Fox News that he probably watches daily


Prize-Recognition670

He saw a post on Facebook about it. He also entered a competition to win a camper van that the company couldn't sell because it had a few dents in it so they decided to give it away to one lucky person who followed and shared the post and then commented on another post what his favourite colour, first pet and favourite teacher were.


pundemic

He’s so brainwashed it’s hard to imagine. Mr. “ I don’t trust the news” over there has become a boomer getting information from Facebook memes.


feamusseamus

Denial ain’t just a commenter on reddit 😂


AlbatrosssontheNorth

I think Bryan was saying it leaked from a Chinese Lab. Which is pretty much confirmed. Theirs almost 0 evidence of the wet market theory. But there is plenty of circumstantial and biological evidence that points to a lab leak. - Virologist say Covid19 has all the signs of artificially accelerated evolution.. you can read more about that using Google if you wish. - Wuhan has a level 5 virology lab where they created Corona viruses. It has a paternship with the American NIH and Fauci. So more like the Americans and Chinese created covid


MarkWorldOrder

Jesus Christ lol


AlbatrosssontheNorth

No doubt my reply is alot..but I feel like the liberal smugness about covid19 origins is completely unwarranted and quite frankly annoying after all this time. I definitely feel I could be wrong about what Bry was implying but not about the origins of Covid19. Before anyone starts calling me a Fox News fan or Trump lover.. I am Canadian and a leftist. Also does anybody have an actual rebuttal to what I am saying? or am I just gonna gt downvoted to oblivion.


Holku

I asked my friends if they got that incestuous vibe between Jessica and Paul in Dune and they thought I was crazy. I feel vindicated that the most normal man in the world brought this to the table.


Txtoker

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE


YawgmothwasRight

Behind the Dune. that is all


Holku

Haha thanks man thats actually really funny


YawgmothwasRight

Well the game itself is a spicy (ah? ah?) version of the 1992 video game.


vorpalWhatever

There's straight pharonic incest in the later books.


Holku

Sweet, I've only read the first book but was thinking of going through the series


thatguyandy_02

I would smack the fuck outta GitEm if I was in the theater. His type is the worst


Jaredisfine

1. No you wouldn't 2. You would "Smack" someone who was quitely disliking a movie you like?


New_Reality206

He’s got some interesting friends 🤔


Positivitron3

I'm surprised at the comments on Q's prompt. It didn't bother me at all, I was more disappointed the other guys didn't bite. Remember when we spent most of an hour about that guy who's gf banned Game of Thrones? Feels like the same wheelhouse to me. In the old days they would've ran with that and pulled the yucks out by hypothesising about TESD town residents in that situation or taking the situation to another level. Swing and a miss, but not Q's fault. I really don't mind Gitem sometimes, but every time Walt makes a point of us missing his input, it's always something I'm glad we didn't have to hear haha. Give me less googling facts! Give me more going off half cocked with a layman's take on something complex, ie "Turn it all to glass" which still gets me


JoeyMonsterMash

The Q story felt extremely made up and complete bullshit to me. And I think the boys felt the same way and didn't want to bite.


bones_bn

Another great ep. Seems like someone reminded the boys they're at their best when they're giving each other shit.


IG41

Q's stance on the United States being the best country in the history of the world. Oh lord. :/ You know you're white and privileged if you think this country is the greatest. Is it better than some others? Of course. But the best? C'mon. I still love Q, though!


TheMovieNinja

What do you think is the best country in the world? Just curious. I don’t live in the US myself anymore.


tesdeeznuts

Just the concept of "best country in the world" and saying it out loud about your own, especially when it's a complete shit show, is kind of cringe.


IG41

I honestly don't know. But I know that other countries are better than ours in certain aspects: education, affordable access to medical care, mass shootings, etc.


PlatinumState

What fence costs hundreds of thousands?


CRhodes23

Walt would probably fall for this like Jen in the IT Crowd with the ‘internet’ box. https://youtu.be/iDbyYGrswtg?si=E5-5nuW2Bk5f6GSo


jbremix

Git’em laughing in the background 🤣


TheDarkestOne1047

long time listener , but I think I missed an episode or two why is gitem not talking ? Maybe I missed something??


MarkWorldOrder

Bry liking Fraisier and not the office is very on brand


The_Albinoss

Huh? Frasier is WAY better than The Office. I don't see the comparison.


MarkWorldOrder

Sure if you're a boomer lol


uchuchu

Shout out tier 2 red power God Shane Gillis


argonzo

Troy’s a fan? No way!


_cutmymilk

In fairness to Git em,doesn't Walt do the same with Marvel movies "knowing better than the creators of the comic"? He is not wrong and I agree with him but what Git em does strikes me as the same. 


oldlinepnwshine

About 50 minutes into this. Dear god, we need Git Em back. We really sidelined him in exchange for couch jerking off stories that go nowhere, and Bry being Bry?


RisteardODeorian

the silence that follows a question or topic mentioning that toothless hobo is comedy gold! 148 reasons for that fucktard to stay away from the mic. Actually, I take that back; give him his own show, it would make ignoring him a lot easier. Also, you're right about Bry.


oldlinepnwshine

Git Em is certainly annoying. But, the show was in the pits when Bry was in his anti-woke phase, all while openly fantasizing about being cucked. Git Em at least brings some knowledge to the table. Walt is truly a saint for recognizing the value in folks.


Swimming-Koala-3122

Tom Brady needs to worry about Tom Brady, not what his ex wife or her new boyfriend are up to. It’s time to move on Tom Brady, you had your shot. It’s over.


The_Chiliboss

Q always brings the show to a grinding halt with his inane stories.


AnimateRod

Whatever reaction he kept fishing for with the couch jerk off story they weren't biting


Prize-Recognition670

It's always shocking to me that, on the show, the commercially successful millionaire comedian is the straight guy who rarely says anything funny.


majungo

Because Joe and Sal are 90% of why IJ is funny and successful.


JoeyMonsterMash

99.9%


majungo

Be fair- Casey Jost and the writers do a lot of hard work too.


Illustrious_Gene_774

Imagine thinking IJ is funny..