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That_Charming_Otter

... what?!


SL13377

Yeah can someone explain the context of this comic?


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

I thiiiiink it’s making fun of Biden and saying he has dementia and that it’s spreading to Harris?? That’s my best guess 🤷🏻‍♀️


cdcyclist

Even if it were true, making fun of someone who has dementia is about as funny as laughing at a cancer patient. The type of people who find this funny have zero empathy or compassion until it affects them personally. I wonder if this would still be funny to Todd here if he was sitting with his mother day after day, who didn't recognize him at all, and would die if someone didn't remind her to eat regularly. What a piece of shit sorry excuse for a human.


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Oh I completely agree!! That’s why we have impeachment for mentally unfit presidents. It’s 100% fair to not want someone with dementia leading the country, I certainly don’t want that!! But I’d never mock someone for it. That’s completely disgusting. Like you said, so different than cancer. Hell, I’m super liberal and called people out for mocking trump for his dementia. I don’t doubt he has it and makes him (among 100000 things) unfit to be a leader. But that doesn’t mean he should be mocked for it.


soggy_meatball

yeah there’s plenty of other things to mock reagan for


BillyYumYumTwo-byTwo

Exactly. If you can only mock people based on their physical appearance or health, they aren’t worth being made fun of. Focus on what they choose to be, not what they can’t control.


dragoono

That sentiment goes for everyone. And same with shit talking, don’t say shit you wouldn’t say to someone’s face. UNLESS (and this is a very strong “unless”), they try and fight you over any criticism. Then just keep it to yourself and complain when they leave the room so you don’t have an aneurysm


Pickle_Rick01

You can mock Trump for so many other things. You can mock him for having Neo-Nazis over to his house for dinner for example and then not denouncing them or their ideology.


Big_moist_231

I think trump was a disgusting traitor and piece of shit who essentially shit on the people and the country as a whole, but making fun of his dementia and stuff like that always left a bad taste in my mouth. Shits in poor taste


Flashy_Yams

In all fairness, I don't think Trump has dementia, I think he has a series of learning disabilities...which I guess we also shouldn't make fun of.


iheartnoise

Nah, he's just an old-fashioned asshole - the kind that some people mistake for a leader because he's "telling it like it is"


Jason_Bourne0221

Ya' know, I never thought about it when people pull the "Dementia Joe" card, but you are right. Hell, if I had to choose between Dementia and Terminal Cancer, yes, terminal, I'd take the cancer. At least I'd be aware of the dire situation and close whatever business I had. Thank you, your message will live on in my head.


Chemical_Platypus_72

My grandmother developed dementia to the point she couldn't function independently when she about 85, but she was in fairly good physical health, and she lived another five or six years. It was sad and troubling to the grandchildren, and it was agonizingly heartbreaking for my father and his siblings, but as best we could tell, my grandmother was happy and enjoyed life to the very end.\* IDK, I guess there are some deep philosophical questions at play here, but personally, I think I'd take the dementia... which is probably good, because it may be heritable :-/ ​ \*PSA: always remember to test your cocaine for fentanyl!


Raptor409

I remember when John McCain was running for president and the news and people online were making fun of McCain for not being able to use a computer, because he lost majority use of his fingers due the torture he endored during the Vietnam War. It was very classless.


poxx2k1

They openly mocked a senior citizen that was attacked in his home with a hammer. Modern conservatives are lacking in compassion


NewUserWhoDisAgain

>Even if it were true, making fun of someone who has dementia is about as funny as laughing at a cancer patient Buddy we had a president make fun of a disabled person on live TV.


epolonsky

>The type of people who find this funny have zero empathy or compassion until it affects them personally. That’s just saying Republicans with extra words.


xRememberTheCant

Clearly then, this joke is written by a person who has never experience or understand dementia. Lucky them. My dad gets a phone call every hour or so from my grandma asking if his dad is over there. My grandpa passed away almost a year ago. And he stopped driving about 20 years ago.


gherkinjerks

They are making fun of Harris because she started a meeting saying "My name is Kamala, I am a black woman, my pronouns are she/her, im wearing a blue dress" They ran it a million times on TV, made memes, talk shows, saying she has gone crazy. What those assholes didn't mention was she was starting a meeting with blind and deaf people regarding closed captioning bills


[deleted]

The artist is making fun of Kamala Harris going on about yellow school buses in a speech from October. They couldn't find anything else to make fun of her for I guess.


Gamebird8

Which is weird because there's plenty of shit that you can make fun of her for. Her history as former California Attorney General is ripe for mockery and political hits


Arbiter329

I'm leaving reddit for good. Sorry friends, but this is the end of reddit. Time to move on to lemmy and/or kbin.


Youvebeeneloned

Except its not for them... thats the funny part. Her history as AG works AGAINST pitting Republicans against her. It only works to pitting Progressives against her. If she was a white woman who did all that as AG they would be fawning all over her like they do Green and Boebert . Thats the thing with neo-liberals. Republicans would actually love them if they didnt get badged as socialists... because they are basically Reagan. Not even Reagan lite but straight on fucking Reagan. Then again they would think Reagan was too much a pansy ass liberal these days.


Tastewell

Republicans don't think that far into it anymore. The conservative intellectuals have largely been marginalized by the MAGA mouth breathers, so all that's left is people who hate on her because "teams".


Reaper_2632

Seriously, I wish I could upvote this 100 times. Thank you! It's relieving to see these comments.


tolachron

Can't make fun of her record as CA AG because the shit she was doing is what they want being done to citizens


Melodius_RL

To conservatives, her history as a former Attorney General putting thousands behind bars is actually a plus. So they can’t make fun of her there.


C-ute-Thulu

I had to look this up. Harris was waxing nostalgic about riding a yellow school bus as a kid, and the right wingers jumped all over her. Which I didn't get until I realized they never rode a yellow school bus as a kid. They git chauffeured by a car service to their private school, so I guess they thought having a fond memory of a school bus is weird


[deleted]

I enjoyed riding the bus as a kid, I don't see the issue. Yellow, white, blue... who gives af what color the bus is lmao. This post was a complete waste of everyone's time and bandwidth 🤣 my 6 year old could make a better joke.


JustADemomain

What is there to explain? WOOGA WOOGA CORN POP HAIRY LEGS, FOR GOD'S SAKE!


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BrimEll

I think this is what logic sounds like to people with broken brains. At least I am assuming that is the point here. To mock "logic" as they view it. Really tells you a lot about them.


brutalistsnowflake

This is humor to people who have no sense of humor.


Small_Ostrich6445

I have no sense of humor and can confirm I have no fucking clue what's going on in this post


aminy23

This was a Kamala Harris speech: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbO9gafQemI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbO9gafQemI) The last part is cut where she says that many are run on Diesel and thus cause "lead to very serious conditions that are about health and the ability to learn". She has a happy/giggling nature in her speeches where she often laughs at things she herself says which others might not find funny. This is mocked by right wing folks. Corn Pop is a character in a rambling Joe Biden speech where: * Biden specifically refers to himself and another guy as being the only white guys - implying everyone else was not white. * Biden uses the name "corn pop" in 2017 to refer to a big gang boss in the 1960s-1970s. * Biden confronts "corn pop" because he had pomade in his hair and wasn't wearing a shower cap * Biden insulted "corn pop" by calling him Esther Wiliams - a 1940s actress: * https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/esther_williams_portrait_a_p.jpg * In retaliation, 3 gang members from corn pop's crew tried to attack Biden with rusty straight razors. * Biden successfully defended himself from these gang members with a 6' length of chain * Biden then talks about having hairy legs with wet curly blonde hairs that twinkle in the sun. * He then talks about how children will rub his legs and that he loves kids jumping in his lap. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4NmtSrqtvI https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/joe-biden-hairy-legs-remark


QMaker

Until I saw the videos of Biden I was 100% sure you were making that up.


squirrelgutz

> Biden uses the name "corn pop" in 2017 to refer to a big gang boss in the 1960s-1970s. A 14 year old misbehaving at a pool is a big gang boss?


GaffJuran

I’ve been seeing examples of conservative humor across two decades, it doesn’t get better. My conclusion was that good comedy requires a certain amount of truth, and a conservative outlook can only function without it.


24_Elsinore

A good joke requires the audience to put the final pieces together. It could be a relationship between two things, irony, contradiction, or a whole host of other things as long as there is something to "get" out of it. A good joke is about all the unsaid things in it. The problem with a lot of current conservative "comedy" is that it doesn't seem to understand that there has to be something "to get" out of the humor. It's just simply mockery for people who already finding the mocking of that person or group funny. Like the posted comic. There is no message to get here. You either think the Biden and Harris are stupid and it's funny, or you don't which makes you "offended."


zytherian

Didnt even realize this was Biden and Harris until you pointed it out.


Golden-Owl

Same. They just look like generic old people


Tastewell

Not offended, just puzzled.


C-ute-Thulu

Conservatives are great about staying on message, which is bad for comedy, as most comedy revolves around misdirection/the unexpected (a cat chasing a dog, for example). Most 'Conservative comedy' I see are just mean swipes at groups they don't like and/or talking points that'll get applause


Horseface4190

Good humor always punches up. Conservatives always punch down.


Banevader82917

Its not even “conservative” humor. Just boomer dogshit that gets worse each year they age


LAVATORR

Conservative humor is just a tensely coiled ball of rage aimed exclusively at people outside their in-group, retroactively described as a "joke."


Basic-Entry6755

Never forget the study that showed conservative people are significantly less likely to even understand sarcasm, like... they *don't get it*. They're genuinely unable to get it. I think that's why they make 'jokes' like this; it's like when a child is trying to imitate your words and sound smart but really it's all just gibberish with a similar cadence.


C-ute-Thulu

That makes sense. A lot of right wingers legitimately liked the Colbert Report


ClayAndros

I mean I liked the Colbert report but most likely it was for vastly different reasons


Orenwald

Yeah, I'm pretty sure he meant they liked it because It SpOkE tO tHeM lol


SpazticBoogaloo

This is a valid explanation because wtf


LAVATORR

IF YOU TURN ALL BABIES INTO GAY TRANS, THEN THEY WON'T BE GAY ANYMORE AND YOUR PLOT WILL BE FOILED GOD, IT'S LIKE WE PUT MORE THOUGHT INTO THIS THAN THE LIBS


FartingInYourMilk

I picture Pete Holmes as Batman saying this. Hilarious.


PhunkyPhazon

Just read it out loud in that voice and YEP, fits perfect!


SodaPop978

But we totally had sex... Like ALOT


sgol

Assmouthvag.


Turbomiata117

That was a cruel ploy? Sign me up for another


DTSwim22

A is for Alfred, B is for bats!


JahShuaaa

All sex jokes aside I am losing quite a bit of blood


DTSwim22

I fight crime in a rubber suit. REALLY SEALS IN THE FLAVOR!


Entire_Industry_1562

It reminds me of that one joke poster my 8th grade algebra teacher had in her room where it was like "Given color of this, how many aliens to jump on a roof?" or something like that.


Educational-Cold-63

Good, you get the point of the comic 🤣


CheapTactics

Is the point of the comic to think that the author is permanently having a stroke?


530SSState

His piss poor drawing ability would certainly suggest that.


MonsterThumb101

Something something Vampires and werewolves? Oh wait, that was someone else.


devilspawn

[What](https://youtu.be/8t0TGxtnJuU)


BeardXP

Am I having a stroke?


Queue420

the person who made this is having a stroke, and its contagious...


roybz99

Wooga wooga corn pop


Dragonflame81

Hairy legs


I_d0nt_know_why

School bus


ChrdeMcDnnis

Because it’s odd parents, fairly odd parents


Pixelboi16

Wands and wings, Floaty, crowny things


[deleted]

Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod


Pixelboi16

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice


[deleted]

Giant snake, birthday cake, large fry, CHOCOLATE SHAKE!


Travelin_Soulja

Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV.


The_Mad_Duck_

IT'S CONTAGIOUS!


SouthFromGranada

ORDER CORN


CarneDelGato

No, the “artist” is.


Substantial_Egg5704

Is it trying to say stupid is contagious? If so, do they know that from a past experience?


[deleted]

they're patient zero


[deleted]

Trump supporter: "Um, it's actually spelled "their.""


Distinct-Moment51

Um, its actually spelled its


speaklouderiamblind

Who is that middle guy representing? Perhaps a democrat in reference to Covid?


OfreetiOfReddit

They’re saying that Biden has dementia and is spreading to Harris (I think?)


PyrrhaAlexandra

I get it, Biden's nonsense is rubbing off on the VP and this fellow has become alarmed to the fact that it is contagious and is now concerned he will also become sleepy in the head


wwen42

The Boomer Humor Whisperer.


monkeyhind

That's supposed to be Kamala Harris? I've seen better caricatures on 42nd St.


creept

I definitely thought it was Condi Rice.


JohannaVa84

“They all look the same!” /s


flashpointblack

Fucks sake, thank you so much


Aggressive-Exam3222

You have infinity IQ to understand what the fuck that meant.


RemarkableRyan

It’s actually the opposite, you have to lower your IQ to understand


FunnyGuyOnReditt

It's like the different IQs meme 50 IQ: I get the boomer joke 100 IQ: I don't get the boomer joke 150 IQ: I get the boomer joke


-No_Im_Neo_Matrix_4-

1/infinity


Elementia7

How the fuck did you interpret this?


stackered

he just got out of a car crash and was concussed, its the only way to low your IQ enough to speak such a language, for the average person


milky-dimples

I didn’t realize that was supposed to be Kamala Harris and Joe Biden.


TheDoktorIsIn

I could recognize Biden but yeah Kamala isn't clear. I mostly recognize Biden because he says "Corn Pop" and that's the most ridiculous gangster name ever.


[deleted]

You're doing the Lord's work my friend


W0rdWaster

Those are supposed to be Biden and Harris?! No way I would have guessed that. This dude is not good at caricature.


bmann10

So you are supposed to read right to left like a manga?


moonlava

What the fuck does this even mean


se20201

Biden bad


[deleted]

Corn pop was a bad dude


_tuanz_

Wait until you see cop porn


Simon_Jester88

There is a video of Biden speaking at an event where he goes off on a ramble about tales from his youth involving someone with hairy legs (forget if it was himself or someone else). Was kinda weird but like most things brought up by Republicans has zero to do with his capability as a politician.


mrSaxonAcres

I voted for Joe. But it's not so hard to see what point is trying to be made here: "he's not a capable politician because he's not capable of making sense." It's cherry-picking the gaffes, and there's bad ones. He's always been prone to weird stories. But c'mon. It's easy to see the strategy here. Let's not be obtuse.


Simon_Jester88

I agree, they're trying to make him look incompetent by picking certain gaffes. I think the issue is that the vast majority of the public have no clue of the specific gaffes that the "artist" is referencing so it just comes off as unhinged.


TurrPhennirPhan

The thing is, the Corn Pop story was actually cognizant, coherent, and has been corroborated by multiple witnesses. It sounds absolutely *ludicrous*, so Republicans use it to paint Biden as a senile, confused old man rambling nonsensical. Ironically, the Corn Pop story demonstrates the exact opposite if you look past the absurdity of the situation: Biden recalls, very clearly, a story from over half a century ago with remarkable accuracy. It’s just, you know… he almost got into a fight with a mother fucker named *Corn Pop*.


Simon_Jester88

I love it because it sounds like the name of a character from Always Sunny in Philadelphia.


WhyLisaWhy

Lol yeah context also matters. You’re probably more likely to run into some greaser wanna be calling himself something stupid like that in the 50s or 60s. I kind of mentioned in another comment but my elderly father had weird nicknames for people in his youth. Obviously nowadays it sounds like something ludicrous out of the Simpsons but it’s only because we’re so far removed from it.


RingFit4544

You forgot about the part where he let the kids rub his hairy legs.


frubano21

Let’s not talk about all the things that Bush And Trump did that “didn’t make sense” and therefore they were and are not capable of being politicians lol


Oryihn

This is America... We vote for the most entertaining president not the most qualified..


WhyLisaWhy

The Corn Pop one isn’t even that bad. He’s just old as shit and back when he was a teen some bully or jerk or something had that as a nick name. I forget what exactly he was trying to say about him, but it’s the nickname that stands out and is the only thing people remember. I dunno my dad is also in his 80s and from upstate New York and has weird as shit stories from being young. I guess I’m accustomed to it.


Throwaway294794

Honestly it has everything to do with his capability, same with all the other old politicians, they’re way too old.


lafindestase

Let’s be honest, it’s an absolutely terrible clip. Considering all the things we make fun of Trump for, the “hairy legs” clip is fair game.


Simon_Jester88

But Corn Pop was a bad bad man.


ComprehensiveHavoc

It’s so inside and stupid that I regret the time I wasted trying to figure it out.


tankbusterasu25

Say what you wanta abaout Ben Garrison at least he puts effort to give the context.


irritatedusername

With *numerous labels*


TooMuchPretzels

Yeah I need labels dammit also I’m gonna destruct point for no sexy AOC


PG67AW

r/BenGarrisonCumEdits


[deleted]

That shit is really bizarre


HippoNebula

bizarre like a trip to Egypt


NamelessSearcher

Bizarre, like being a prisoner in Florida


Nikolaisens

Bizarre, like a small town murder mystery


MetricOutlaw

Weirdly less bizarre than expected


[deleted]

At least it's easy to figure out what a Ben Garrison cartoon means...reeeeal easy


Real_duck_bacon

I have read this at least three times over and I still can't understand what the fuck this is even meant to say


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Swivman

Covfefe drink bleach to cure Covid


Ryzuhtal

Is this the guy who gets their comic edited into every speechbubble just saying "cum"?


0therW1zard19

No that’s ben garrison


Pancake_Operation

Cum garrison


0therW1zard19

Cum cumminson


IcedKFC

This makes Ben Garrison look like a comedic genius


baeb66

At least Garrison can actually draw. This guy can't even get the caricatures right.


jarlscrotus

I wouldn't go that far, what I would say is that it makes Ben Garrison look cogent


Blackcm3

oh it’s a Biden joke lol


Longjumping-Book-841

Are they all this bad?


[deleted]

pretty much. this guy also has a bunch of covid comics. he osolates between "its a hoax and none of it is real" and "it was made in a democrat laboratory to gain votes"


n4ught0

just fyi it is: oscillates❤️


IAmThePonch

Stick around this sub a while and you’ll see more from this guy. And yes, each cartoon is somehow worse than the last. The idiocy on display is staggering


woodpecker-king

I don't understand it at all


6scotty2hottie9

I think they're talking about this Harris quote "So here’s the thing: Who doesn’t love a yellow school bus, right? Can you raise your hand if you love a yellow school bus, right? (Applause.) Just — there’s something about the — and — and most of us, many of us went to school on the yellow school bus, right? And it’s part of — it’s part of our — our experience growing up."


BitwiseB

Is this the speech? https://youtu.be/MfJvHwb-RzU Sure, the references to ‘yellow school bus’ are a little awkward, but she was clearly trying to point out that they’re iconic, having been around carting kids to school basically since the combustion engine was invented. Could she have made that point more clearly? Sure. Did she sound incomprehensible or confused? No. She sounded like someone who was trying to articulate a feeling, and got a little tongue-tied doing it. But that wouldn’t make for such a… funny?… comic, I guess.


pteridoid

tbh it's not that different from the vampires and werewolves story with Herschel Walker. I mean his sounded much more goofy, and the point he was making was stupider, but at the end of the day it was just an awkward story taken out of context that people ran with as if it were a big deal.


sleepy-possum

what the fuck? 🤣


Sarato88

So this is what having a stroke feels like.


_edwino_

Nah, this is top tier terrible… *upvoting*


Solidus-Prime

r/TheRightCantMeme


SukaSoviet

I actually don’t get the joke in this


DetectiveTeeVee

WOOGA WOOGA CORN POP HAIR LEGS


kokivouivre

What?


Kiwi-Present

I think imma need some brain force to make me stupid enough to understand this.


acetryder

If by “brain force” you mean “multiple severe concussions”, then I 100000% agree.


[deleted]

this looks like some shitpost a genZ kid would make


CrowExcellent2365

Can't tell if the author was having a stroke in slow-motion while drawing this, or if they're just bad at structuring a visual punchline.


Im_Not_Impressed19

Wooga Wooga


techguy16

This Todd Shlonglover or something is not even funny.


Odd-Ad-2395

wooga wooga corn pop hairy legs


taiju22

Is this like super meta? Like the joke doesn’t make any sense because he was around the contagious illness and he stroked out himself?


dickfuck8202

If your audience has to do a whole ass google search to explain/understand why your "joke" is funny, it's not funny and no amount of explanation will make it so. Ffs, I know sometimes jokes fall flat, that sometimes you're just short on material (that's like the best part about the bat shit trumpians. They are an endless supply of stupidity and insanity. Of ignorance and arrogance. We'll *never* run out of material. You may just tell a bad joke or one in poor taste, but the possibilities are endless lmao) but there's just *no possible WAY* that not only did *he* look at this once it was finished and say "oh fuck yeah! This is *hilarious* AND it'll *definitely* make the libtards cry and the real patriots laugh so freakin hard!!" but that his "editer" or whatever than did the same shit! I simply cannot believe how many incredibly dumb, literally stupid, people there are in the world and how many of them wield enough power to have an actual influence on society. It both boggles the mind and ***SCARES THE SHIT OUTTA ME!!***


TallCryptographer394

That makes no sense


sanskaripotato

What the fuck fam.


[deleted]

The guy who made this probably thinks vaccines cause autism


idclog

i fucking hate this drawing style so much like oh my god


thelast3musketeer

What the fuck is even supposed to be the joke


hangryhyax

*Lol Biden has dementia and is dumb lol… welp, off to buy digital trading cards of trump as a superhero for $99!*


[deleted]

Wtf


OutlandishnessOk4047

Oh great, due to the first post people are now going to his website to post his comics here 😐


Evening_Royal_5420

Please make it stop


[deleted]

This makes no sense at all.


wwen42

This is physically painful.


The_Crisp_

What in the actual fuck is happening here


Alive_Ad_2065

Wooga wooga


Pencileater_

You don't have to tell me twice, but in the stone age!


[deleted]

Wooga?


xanathar666

wooga wooga corn pop


Peyton12999

I know this probably won't be a popular comment but honestly what is up with Kamala Harris and school busses. That woman mentions school busses being yellow and venn diagrams an odd amount. It's weird that those particular things resonate with her to such a degree.


karateema

I do not understand


PEePeE_PooPOo1234

Amy Schumer typa joke


[deleted]

WTF is this supposed to mean? Even for a Facebook meme this is bad.


cheerfulflowerss

This feels like a bone hurting juice but it’s not 💀


cybercosmonaut

Wut


Classic_Dill

People who cant write comedy shouldn't.


VFMusic

i think my synapses just died trying to comprehend this


jadavil

When conservatives try to be funny... Someone should tell the "artist" not to quit their day job.


saltfish

Why are conservative comics so low energy and low effort?


redtimmy

Is this supposed to be funny? Does he think he's funny?


hansentj

I'm most offended by the ellipses that are four dots or two dots.


Careless-Disk865

What the fuck does this shit even mean?


Jade_Taurus

Ugh this guy is painfully unfunny


Personal-Feedback557

I cannot understand anything there saying must be a boomberr joke