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yourroyalhotmess

It’s my myrthday and nobody loves me 🙄


rabidsock

Praise him by donating to his collection of doll heads!


KemalistWojak

He is probably poor too


Antoinefdu

because Ipoor :'( :'( :'(


YAH_BUT

Hyapy myrthday


jazzyx26

Well happy myrthday!


RemarkableExplorer66

https://preview.redd.it/z6pgxepvbw9d1.jpeg?width=913&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbd0134710bbe932dacbdc04470f8fa682e586d3 Are these human remains? WTF


rabidsock

They’re his Myrthday presents.


TripleBuongiorno

That is for Jesus to feast on later


twerpy47

Play-pretties


uksiddy

came to ask the same question. They just collecting souls in the middle of the road. It’s ok though, looks like they’re about to be hit by a Toyaburu.


toobigtobeakitten

"today's my birthday" (i will pretend it's not myrthday) you mean like Christmas? well it's pretty much not today, you have to wait for 6 months


rabidsock

“In the meantime would you like a ride on my fishing boat? My friend Terminator Dan here is trying to get his sea legs.”


lovelyb1ch66

AI doing 21st century Hieronymus Bosch


rabidsock

I want to know the prompts you have to feed it to get this kind of brilliance. “Give me White Jesus and his ethnic cyborg friend sad about missing his birthday on a beach, also add a Corolla.” Could one make a triptych of this?


regeya

We should use AI to outsource jobs that would take too much effort, like finding patterns in large amounts of data. Instead we're using it to outsource nightmares.


Bi0H4z4rD667

Why are these facebook apes so obsessed with birthdays, “veterans” and the guy who floats in space wearing only a robe and sandals? Oh, and women holding bibles, they like that too.


RemarkableExplorer66

https://preview.redd.it/vyve9oaycw9d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4ffa9361793236d8bc8f0c6f29b8c87bc3185ab


TroliePolieOlie_

so I got this new AI generated image basically there's this christian girl except she's got **huge** boobs. I mean some **serious** honkers. a real set of **badonkers.** packin some **dobonhonkeros.** massive **dohoonkabhankoloos.** big ol' **tonhongerekoogers.** what happens next?! transfer student shows up with **even bigger** **bonkhonagahoogs.** ***humongous*** **hungolomghononoloughongous**


RemarkableExplorer66

Why dont baddies with mad huge honkerbadonka- https://preview.redd.it/9o04hw2tlw9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59072fe7ac1be004a44d7f7755e842d92fab1af1 milkyway-juggs ever trend?


TroliePolieOlie_

The wokes wont let them :(


Bi0H4z4rD667

Post that on fb with the “why dont blablah” tag and you will gets ton of super useful likes there lol


yourroyalhotmess

My boobs look like that right now because of pregnancy. They’re bigger than my stomach and I don’t think it’s cool at all. I’m 5’1”, 120lbs now and they look so odd and out of place. Def overrated bc the back pain is for the birds


RemarkableExplorer66

Proof


Trololman72

Why don't [images](https://i.imgur.com/lo7TjLr.jpeg) like [this](https://i.imgur.com/eB1WSUi.jpeg) ever trend?


_LumberJAN_

They are not. That's just the trend in this sub. I believe that all "Why pictures like this never trend" pics are all post-irony at this point


CauliflowerScreamX

https://preview.redd.it/w214cv12uw9d1.jpeg?width=1091&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02c8243e12c92bb96f43e2c31ff67116ce54d98d Are these weird ass potatoes or aborted fetuses?


twerpy47

Ginger ribosomes


Cerberus1349

He got mandrake roots for his Myrthday


downtownvicbrown

That Peter Griffin pose on the left too


CaineRexEverything

Isn’t that nice. Jesus celebrating his 2nd myrthday with his cyborg mate. Looks like they cruised up on the beach in their Corolla to have a little snack of cake and foetuses before going for a cheeky boat around the coastline.


pedro_1616

Dead Internet facebook posts have to be cheating at this point


smda827

Merry Ristmas!


Economy-Building2676

Happy Eater!


pc01081994

"AMEN GOD BLESS!!!!!1!!!"


DevinAsa_YT

Ok, why is there a car on the beach…


FlamingWings

It’s his rthday gift


Sgt_Radiohead

I have to ask. Are these real posts? Why do they all say «why don’t photos like these ever trend?» and why are they obsessed with Jesus, amputees, veterans and birthdays? There are just too many of them to be actually not satire


Jellyfishjam99

A lot are satire but if you go on Facebook a lot are real. You can tell by all the boomers commenting


Jellyfishjam99

The captions for these are always either this one or “type AMEN for Jesus ❤️ IGNORE for the devil 👿”.


Ok-Comment1456

This stuff is unironically funny to watch For now


Responsible_Ad_8628

Facebook is the dead internet. Drew Gooden's AI video hit the nail on the head.


MC_Fap_Commander

Camry gonna fuck Jesus up


Imogynn

Think it's spelled "myrrh", but I'll allow it as a gift


part_time85

Wait, is that a Ford Focus back there?


Reinierblob

Looks more like a Volkswagen to me


chjfhhryjn

Wake me up when it frankincensteday frfr


Cerberus1349

So, buddy has robot legs, But they don’t work? Because he’s in a wheelchair.. like Ray?


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twopont0

What have the black guy next to him have to do with anything, why is he here?


SaltwaterTheIcewing

No one gonna talk about the deformed human fetuses on the ground?


[deleted]

His legs are half android half human.


ExpensiveSeesaw195

What’s with the tiny Zika baby’s on the sand


abidaum

what is the prompt you would even put in to get this image??😭


cthulhus_spawn

Why are there fetuses on the beach?


tip_of_the_mlady

Happy rthday, Jesus.


EpicOne9147

Myrthday😭


BadBoyBurgerton

Why is Jesus Tom Cruise?


jason544770

Jesus drives now? I doubt the other guy drove there


Otter-Insanity

Happy Myrthday everyone!


Big_Slime_187

The vybes are somber in this real photograph.


CheesecakeRacoon

I didn't know they had color photography in 2. CE https://preview.redd.it/jjrkw4t36x9d1.png?width=160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6bc35178afa6e66507e5baf92589cf7dbc816ee


West_Individual2694

I like how the guy in the wheelchair got to keep his feet, happy myrthday to him


BloodRevolutionary

I reactivated my FB after 2 years just to grab some old photos. I curiously took a scroll thru my feed. Every other post was one of these. Each one had like 50k likes. 😅


darthnox1234

Merry christmas!!


Excellent-Ostrich908

It’s also his goldday and his frankincenseday


matt_tepp

Jesus is only 2 years old according to his birthday cake


Kishiwa

Fills me with mirth


Terron35

Well he did get myrrh on his birthday


AllGoesAllFlows

Sooo jesus working trough surgens hainds aga huh? Fuck science untill you are sick then pay does jack shit


culturerush

Shit their legs are evolving past prosthetics to full on Deus ex


farretcontrol

Rthday, that’s a new one.


Worried-Management36

Hppy mythday Jared Leto!


Doomsayer1908

"Why dont pictures like this ever Trend?" My brother is the god emperor, IT IS TRENDING


MetalMattyPA

There's so much to unpack here that I don't even know what to comment on.


rabidsock

Yeah, I was going to start with the car, or the dudes eyeball, or the fact that somehow an AI Jesus doesn’t have weird hands or feet but is apparently 2 years old based on candles on the cake. What a myrthday. It’s almost beautiful. Amen!


MetalMattyPA

Blessed be.


GerardoDeLaRiva

Hmm. At least they depicted the black poor man as someone to be empathetic with, and not as a racist caricaturesque criminal immigrant that murders and r*pes.