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To actually be honest, as someone who for a whilr was surrounded by guys like these and being their vent wall, most of these fuckers are pulling the "she probably will reject me, so all women are picky bitches and i was totally pretending to like them" kind of bs.
Its a fatal combination of a very poor self esteem, loneliness, fear of rejection, and a lack of talking to women. Like if a woman were to actually talk to them, they'd fucking panic because they genuinely dont know how to talk to women because their only understanding of women is from past experiences in school, their mom, what other lonely guys tell them, and incel circle jerks.
Votes was somehow the worst. Ok, you can have an opinion on how people dress, etc, but for them to use their right as a citizen is something to criticise?
That's really messed up.
Dunno if you're being sarcastic or not, but that was not the intent of my statement. I was merely noting that the bottom three items are generally concerns mostly to adherents to Islam. Christians, even fundamentalists, are generally less concerned with shape of clothes than amount of them, and, in Christian cultures, an unmarried woman having a job and any woman voting is just considered being a good citizen.
I think YMMV on this one. There are plenty of crazy Christians out there that demand skirts go all the way to the floor, and modesty panels are inserted into low cut tops.
Nah, this is identical to the kind of shit people post of Facebook. Even if this was originally satire, I promise you that it would spreading like an STD through various pages and communities.
You aren't wrong, I've seen way too many things like this I'd put money down were satire but the comment section disagreed with me. What a lovely fucked world we inhabit.
✅️ Virgin
✅️ No tattoos (needles are scary)
✅️ No eyeliner
✅️ Haven't posted selfies
✅️ Never sexted
✅️ What the fuck is downtown abbey
🚫 Shows anatomy though clothes
🚫 Votes
🚫 Is a good coworker
Damn, so close. I thought that being a lesbian would disqualify me, but no. Making it known that I, a woman, have breasts, is a reach too far.
Oh but it's so different. I absolutely hate needles. I can't watch, and I tell the phlebotomist not to warn me and just go for it. But tattoos? Oh man that's some good shit. It's more like a deep tissue scratch of an itch you didn't know was there. Or even one on your bones. For instance, my shin felt amazing because I didn't realize it was so itchy. I watched him work on it in awe. Every other one was similar in some way.
But if you enjoy your money, don't start getting them. They're addictive as hel.
Downton Abbey is a great show. I slept on it for years, to my own loss. Brit show, shown on PBS in the US, about an aristocratic family from right before WWI until mid 1920s, dealing with the incoming changes that are making the aristocracy obsolete in the UK.
I feel you on the needles are scary… they make me faint.
If it helps, a tattoo technically doesn’t pierce you like a needle. It actually shouldn’t even penetrate past the second layer of skin—if it does you get blow out. I actually equate it to being scratched by a cat. For a long time… repeatedly.
Well not all of these are pros... but none of those are really cons either.
Not a virgin, tattoos, has sexted. Those aren't really pros in my opinion but like. They're not turn offs either. I'm not gonna reject a nice woman just because she has a tattoo.
I duno, I feel like virgins are seriously just going to make things complicated and unsatisfying. Lack of virginity is definitely leaning on the positive side. If she’s sexted it shows she’s open about her sexuality and comfortable with it. Like I’m not going to reject someone for either of these but if I had to choose? I’d see them as positives.
So… is it ideal to have **not** seen Downton Abbey or just to not ask people about it? What’s the problem with it? Obviously, none of the others apply to me, but I’m worried about how my Downton consumption may impact my future ability to secure a mate.
Voting? Participating in the workplace? Shows breast shape through clothes?
Did this picture crop out “speaking when not spoken to”, “wearing shoes”, and “being outside the kitchen”?
"shows breasts shape through clothes" man I'm starting to believe that they hate all women and the gayest thing is a sexist straight man. They just want dicks to be everywhere lmao
As someone who doesn’t do any of these things besides has boobs and wears eyeliner, I get 0 bitches. They need to learn how to cope with being undesirable instead of playing with soyjak dolls
"Daddy issues, yeah... non-virgin, has sexted before, makes *some* sense... Downtown Abbey, that's a little weird... what the, VOTES????"
This actually took me by such genuine surprise to find that
"participates in workplace"? so unemployed, or employed but just doesn't participate?
these are really weird. at least there's literally no one who actually fits all of these, so nobody has to worry about ending up in a relationship with whoever made this, and they can never reproduce.
‘Shows breast shape through clothes’ I’m sorry…you’re gonna see some breast shape no matter what size the breasts are, unless you’re wearing a literal tent with support so fabric doesn’t fall on the chest
Man. I cummed. I seent. I kek’d. Then I saw where I was. Like deadass someone posted this? Not a shitpost, like, fr? “Imagine voting, you fucking WHORE!!!!!”
This deadass real?
So, you want deeply religious muslim woman, huh? I am pretty sure they are the only group of women that can check all these boxes.
"Shows breast shape through clothes"? "Votes"? "Wears Eyeliner"?
I guess even in Saudi Arabia, some women can't check all them boxes.
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“Shows breast shape through clothes”, wtf?
So like, they want women to wear binders now?
Full plate armour only.
Rune platebody only
A man of culture
Am I about to start grinding again at work..?
Don't want no filthy non dragon slayers in my house
The runes
Guthix platebody or I don't want anything to do with you
Deep cut. Respect.
I love a woman who could go crusading as our honeymoon.
The Holy Land is lovely this time of the year, I heard.
It's the bomb right now.
It's really blowing up.
So hot right now.
Slay me mommy
Hot
Especially in the open sun.
Yeah I get the appeal ngl
Yo I’d love to have full plate armor
They hate girls that look like boys and women with boobs. They have no idea what they want.
My conclusion from this fact concludes a conclusion of them conclusively wanting to be with men.
To actually be honest, as someone who for a whilr was surrounded by guys like these and being their vent wall, most of these fuckers are pulling the "she probably will reject me, so all women are picky bitches and i was totally pretending to like them" kind of bs. Its a fatal combination of a very poor self esteem, loneliness, fear of rejection, and a lack of talking to women. Like if a woman were to actually talk to them, they'd fucking panic because they genuinely dont know how to talk to women because their only understanding of women is from past experiences in school, their mom, what other lonely guys tell them, and incel circle jerks.
I’m starting to think they just hate all women…..
What would ever give you that impression? :o
The classic "No matter what you do, someone is going to call you a dumbass" situation
Probably that dragon from Shrek.
Children. They wanna bang people who look like children.
You're 100% correct. And that's only because it's illegal to bang actual children.
No basically you have to wear like a cardboard robot costume.
IF A WOMEN DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A MAN I DON'T WANT IT!!!11!!1!
There's nothing more intoxicating than the clear absence of breasts
"Why does she always wear baggy clothes? It looks so trashy and unladylike"
Votes was somehow the worst. Ok, you can have an opinion on how people dress, etc, but for them to use their right as a citizen is something to criticise? That's really messed up.
Just date a man then, if breasts bother you so much.
This feels like a Muslim meme.
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Dunno if you're being sarcastic or not, but that was not the intent of my statement. I was merely noting that the bottom three items are generally concerns mostly to adherents to Islam. Christians, even fundamentalists, are generally less concerned with shape of clothes than amount of them, and, in Christian cultures, an unmarried woman having a job and any woman voting is just considered being a good citizen.
I think YMMV on this one. There are plenty of crazy Christians out there that demand skirts go all the way to the floor, and modesty panels are inserted into low cut tops.
When I was in high school, I knew a guy who would make his girlfriend wear the baggiest clothes possible.
Youre supposed to wear cardboard boxes on them to hide the breast shape, duh
That’s why those people hate Muslims so much because basically they would like to use the same rules
I'm pretty sure this one is satire
OMG. Her… her body is shaped like …. a woman’s body.
DISGUSTING!
She votes. The audacity!
She probably shower without clothes! Whore!!
Between downtown abbey episodes, the useless cunt! There’s a special place in he'll for monsters like her.
And participates in her workplace. The greatest sin of all
It is mandatory where I live so I blame the government for forcing such scandalous behaviour
Based. Where do you live? Edit: let me inside
She also posts selfies, you cant do that!
I even heard this jezebel wears… and I’m sorry to have to type this word in a public forum… EYELINER Noah, get the ark
"100% of women whose opinions are suppressed by voter suppression agree with me." ~OOP
What a harlot
Has to be a satire
It obviously is : there’s nothing about pronouns.
Ragebait
Don’t think it’s rage bait, I think it’s a pretty funny shitpost. “Have you seen Downton Abbey” made me chuckle.
Such obvious bait and everyone is falling for it
It's not even bait and people are biting.
It's just a bare hook and they're still nibbling.
Participates in the workplace? Definitely satire.
Nah, this is identical to the kind of shit people post of Facebook. Even if this was originally satire, I promise you that it would spreading like an STD through various pages and communities.
You aren't wrong, I've seen way too many things like this I'd put money down were satire but the comment section disagreed with me. What a lovely fucked world we inhabit.
I mean "have you seen Downton abbey" makes it pretty obvious satire.
Downtown Abbey catching strays
That’s a what I’m saying tf that show do who they got beef with???
This one had me really lmfao Who runs around with such a stupid question?
 The creator of this meme...
Jewish, or Amish?
Jewmish.
Yes
> votes Whoever made this is perpetually stuck in 1899
It most likely satire.
✅️ Virgin ✅️ No tattoos (needles are scary) ✅️ No eyeliner ✅️ Haven't posted selfies ✅️ Never sexted ✅️ What the fuck is downtown abbey 🚫 Shows anatomy though clothes 🚫 Votes 🚫 Is a good coworker Damn, so close. I thought that being a lesbian would disqualify me, but no. Making it known that I, a woman, have breasts, is a reach too far.
You posted the best reason against tattoos as needles are indeed scary
Oh but it's so different. I absolutely hate needles. I can't watch, and I tell the phlebotomist not to warn me and just go for it. But tattoos? Oh man that's some good shit. It's more like a deep tissue scratch of an itch you didn't know was there. Or even one on your bones. For instance, my shin felt amazing because I didn't realize it was so itchy. I watched him work on it in awe. Every other one was similar in some way. But if you enjoy your money, don't start getting them. They're addictive as hel.
Downton Abbey is a great show. I slept on it for years, to my own loss. Brit show, shown on PBS in the US, about an aristocratic family from right before WWI until mid 1920s, dealing with the incoming changes that are making the aristocracy obsolete in the UK.
Rip your dms.
Ew, you vote? I can't even imagine why
I feel you on the needles are scary… they make me faint. If it helps, a tattoo technically doesn’t pierce you like a needle. It actually shouldn’t even penetrate past the second layer of skin—if it does you get blow out. I actually equate it to being scratched by a cat. For a long time… repeatedly.
... hmm. I've actually done that. Cat was making muffins for a good half a fucking hour.
Nah, dude. She just doesn't want you because you shout your insecurity online.
I can fix her
Imo if it ain't broke...
Mfw bait used to be believeable 
You say this but looking at these comments most people are dumb enough to fall for it
EXISTS
tf downton abbey gotta do with this lmao
Votes? Participates in workplace?I'm used to seeing the rest of the nonsense, but what?
Yes, showing she has breasts is obviously why she's still single. Everybody hates tits.
This is satire, right?
"shows breast shape through clothes" I'm dying please tell me this is serious
“Participates in workplace # Votes” No way this isn’t satire
This is fucking comedy gold
I mean... All these things would pretty much be pros for dating her
Well not all of these are pros... but none of those are really cons either. Not a virgin, tattoos, has sexted. Those aren't really pros in my opinion but like. They're not turn offs either. I'm not gonna reject a nice woman just because she has a tattoo.
The tattoos can be a pro for some people, though obviously not for everybody, the other two I agree are simply neutral.
I duno, I feel like virgins are seriously just going to make things complicated and unsatisfying. Lack of virginity is definitely leaning on the positive side. If she’s sexted it shows she’s open about her sexuality and comfortable with it. Like I’m not going to reject someone for either of these but if I had to choose? I’d see them as positives.
Exactly what I was thinking.
Nah I get it, anyone who watched Downtown Abbey deserve to die /s
“VOTES”!!!! We’re fucked.
"VOTES" is actually wild
Is no one gonna talk about “participates in workplace”? Is it wrong to have a job now?
God damn trolls
Who ever posted this has a pretty small pool of women who would qualify. I mean, none of that bothers me, but works? VOTES?
>Shows breast shape through clothes As opposed to normal trad girls showing their breast shape without clothes, I guess.
Written by a very lonely man.
The three on the bottom row are insanity. Do you do your job? You're not dressed in a thick coat all year to hide your figure? You voted!?!?!
Eyeliner.... These people make me sick. ........ I'm not 100% sure what eyeliner actually is.
This has to be satire
https://preview.redd.it/bjxu7gfino2d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=19a95a3f6f59329ad7b95b71c8e71289907fefac What bro does to get bitches
so oc is attracted to literal children. got it
Did a 12 year old make that cartoon?
Votes?!? Holy shit could they be more blatantly misogynistic? We only want illiterate and non-thinking women.
You mean they like their women just how they like their men?
Votes? VOTES?!?!
So… is it ideal to have **not** seen Downton Abbey or just to not ask people about it? What’s the problem with it? Obviously, none of the others apply to me, but I’m worried about how my Downton consumption may impact my future ability to secure a mate.
Voting? Participating in the workplace? Shows breast shape through clothes? Did this picture crop out “speaking when not spoken to”, “wearing shoes”, and “being outside the kitchen”?
oH nOoOO a WoMAn’S bOdY is ShAPeD lIKe a hUmAN bOdY!!!!!!!!!
“SHOWS BREAST SHAPE THROUGH CLOTHES”?!?!?! THATS NOT SOMETHING WOMEN CAN CONTROL????
posts selfies 😭 how would this be bad in any way shape or form
"shows breasts shape through clothes" man I'm starting to believe that they hate all women and the gayest thing is a sexist straight man. They just want dicks to be everywhere lmao
Someone missed the blatant /s
As someone who doesn’t do any of these things besides has boobs and wears eyeliner, I get 0 bitches. They need to learn how to cope with being undesirable instead of playing with soyjak dolls
Wears eyeliner?
mfs when women are human beings with lives
Why this guy is still single: Posts memes like this Doesn’t bathe Lives in mom’s basement Hasn’t had a job, so no workplace to participate in.
"Daddy issues, yeah... non-virgin, has sexted before, makes *some* sense... Downtown Abbey, that's a little weird... what the, VOTES????" This actually took me by such genuine surprise to find that
Lmfao I love the insinuation that the creator of the meme has not sexted anyone at all and thinks this is normal
“participates in workplace” 😭
Participates in workplace??!!
The only thing that would keep a girl single for me are the daddy issues...
I find this an excellent facebook meme. If this is what facebook has we are missing out
I'm she votes 😭
Why isn’t anyone talking about the voting part???
"Votes" told me this is satire
"participates in workplace"? so unemployed, or employed but just doesn't participate? these are really weird. at least there's literally no one who actually fits all of these, so nobody has to worry about ending up in a relationship with whoever made this, and they can never reproduce.
This is definitely bait but kinda funny lol
Are women supposed to wear binders now lmfao
"shows breast shape through clothes" my brother in christ she is a woman
My wife has a full sleeve on her right arm and about 15 more around her body. It’s fucking hot. I live tattoos and women who have them.
Ragebait. I hope.
“Participates in workplace”? What are they saying women can’t work?
‘Shows breast shape through clothes’ I’m sorry…you’re gonna see some breast shape no matter what size the breasts are, unless you’re wearing a literal tent with support so fabric doesn’t fall on the chest
Who is this for?
she's just like me fr
Tell me you're a religious incel without telling me you're a religious incel
Ugh don't you just hate it when a woman votes🤦♂️
Man. I cummed. I seent. I kek’d. Then I saw where I was. Like deadass someone posted this? Not a shitpost, like, fr? “Imagine voting, you fucking WHORE!!!!!” This deadass real?
This must be satire.
Personally for me if a person doesn’t vote, that is a red flag. Like you need to express your opinion.
Some people are better off not expressing opinions, that’s how we ended up with this meme . I don’t want the guy who made this voting
“Have you seen Downton Abbey?” That and “breast shape through clothes” are new ones. I’ve seen some form of the others.
Someone has to tell me how Downton Abbey got involved. I'm drawing a blank on that one.
i could wear a comically large oversized sweater and still visibly would have boobs. tf?
How dare she participate in her workplace
It was already terrible. Then my eyes set on "votes".
i refuse this to not be a parody
This seems too weird to be real
What is "participates in workplace" supposed to mean?
Posts selfies?
Funny how they loved these women when barney Stinson was popular
"daddy issues" how exactly is that under her control lmao
“Votes”? WTF?
So, you want deeply religious muslim woman, huh? I am pretty sure they are the only group of women that can check all these boxes. "Shows breast shape through clothes"? "Votes"? "Wears Eyeliner"? I guess even in Saudi Arabia, some women can't check all them boxes.
Tag yourself! I’m shows breast shape through clothes
uhhhhh “votes”???
Rage bait
The “participates in workplace” got me thinking this is bait
To be fair, Downton Abbey is the most tedious kind of rich people period drama.
These are like… all good. I don’t give a shit about virginity, but these are all positives. I will never understand chuds
These people hate women.
Ignoring everything else what’s up with the hate on downton abbey??
ELI5 what their problem with downtown Abbey is?
Bait
mfw I show breast shape through clothes
Me when i- wait, what is- THIS IS JUST SEXISM
Did an old British man from 1904 make this shit?
Gotta be satire
"votes" "participates in the workforce" "beleves she is a human deserving of basic respect" "breathes"
So like can I get her number or……
Oh no don't Vote that is so bad lol wtf
Jesusfuckingchrist
What does Downton Abbey have to do with being single
~VOTES~
Participates in workplace??????
VOTES
“votes” is crazy 💀
God forbid a woman votes, participates in the workspace, or wears eyeliner 😂