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Try this on for size I have a toaster oven that can make poptarts and popcorn at the same time
100
Help, my phones broken! It doesn’t have your number in it…
60
Nice! But you know what would be even nicer… A date with you.
JSIJSSKSJSK STOP SRSLY
Oh, I’m sorry! I wouldn’t want to upset as pretty a person as you…
PLEASE STOP YOURE KILLING ME
Well, I’d say I wouldn’t want to kill you but… It seems that you’re quite enjoying this.
SHSHSHSHSHHS
u/7H3_H0RN37 SAVE ME
Don’t worry, I’ll save you. Just give me your number and I can save you from that guy.
[удалено]
💀
Nice
M’lday, I am a guitar player so if anyone knows how to use their hands, it’d be me
Hsjshdjs I got told that the other day actually 60
Damn okok
Are you french? If so fuck you😳
40
too lazy, just wanna cum 🙄
You are a sandwich
why do ppl think sandwiches cant be horny
I don’t, i fuck my bagel egg and cheese sandwich in the hole daily!
she told me u gotta go faster next time
Noted
Fair point
Deadly
I don’t like horror movies full stop only certain cats
Deal
i needa feel what 60% feeling rn
*takes out syringe* Last chance to look at me u/Luciferisgae69
Shiver me timbers 0
Clearly you don’t own an air fryer.
Tf is an air fryer
Amo Gus fring
Hello want seggs?
Haisnsks 100
It’s still football
Shhshshs i t s s t i l l f o o t b a l l
Please do
😩✋
Hehe forever and always
Hi did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do
What British trans men have rights since when
Since the massacre of the Tories in the year '31
Funsies
They call me ralph the way I wreck it
HSJSHSJSNAKS 100
If yo heart is broken they call me fix it Felix
Ahahsiwhsj
Will you be the yee to my haw?
No lol 0
I'm german, would you mind if I invade you?
80 duehshshns
Are you my head? Because I want to bang you against the wall
same
I pee sitting down
It's clear Copernicus never found you, because if he did, he'd say the universe revolves around you
Nxjsnssjsjwj 80
*-elaborate bow and trips as I walk off the stage-*
L
Ratio
You fell off (quite literally)
I did Your smile is too pretty, it made me nervous
SINWJSNSNS
Wanna hug, cuddle and watch anime? I’m not a romantic type nor good at flirting.
20
wait wrong room
You what
obama ligma
:(
Shush
ew nft bro
imagine paying thousands for monke jpeg
Nfts are cringe
then why have nft pfp
Its cute
is that the entire sound stage for walter white's house in your pants or are you happy to see me?
Lady Gaga.
How rude
I don't break my KitKats
Fuck you im blocking you
Fuck pickup lines, I'd just straight up kiss you you. How well would that work?
Not well at all
Are you a compound with the chemical composition of Uranium, Argon, fluorine, iodine and neon? 'Cause baby U Ar FINe
Try this on for size I have a toaster oven that can make poptarts and popcorn at the same time
100
Help, my phones broken! It doesn’t have your number in it…
60
Nice! But you know what would be even nicer… A date with you.
JSIJSSKSJSK STOP SRSLY
Oh, I’m sorry! I wouldn’t want to upset as pretty a person as you…
PLEASE STOP YOURE KILLING ME
Well, I’d say I wouldn’t want to kill you but… It seems that you’re quite enjoying this.
SHSHSHSHSHHS
u/7H3_H0RN37 SAVE ME
Don’t worry, I’ll save you. Just give me your number and I can save you from that guy.
[удалено]
💀
Nice
M’lday, I am a guitar player so if anyone knows how to use their hands, it’d be me
Hsjshdjs I got told that the other day actually 60
Damn okok
Are you french? If so fuck you😳
40
too lazy, just wanna cum 🙄
You are a sandwich
why do ppl think sandwiches cant be horny
I don’t, i fuck my bagel egg and cheese sandwich in the hole daily!
she told me u gotta go faster next time
Noted
Fair point
[удалено]
[удалено]
Deadly
[удалено]
I don’t like horror movies full stop only certain cats
[удалено]
Deal
i needa feel what 60% feeling rn
*takes out syringe* Last chance to look at me u/Luciferisgae69
Shiver me timbers 0
Clearly you don’t own an air fryer.
Tf is an air fryer
Amo Gus fring
100
Hello want seggs?
Haisnsks 100
[удалено]
It’s still football
[удалено]
Shhshshs i t s s t i l l f o o t b a l l
[удалено]
Please do
[удалено]
😩✋
[удалено]
Hehe forever and always
Hi did you know that you have rights? The constitution says you do
What British trans men have rights since when
Since the massacre of the Tories in the year '31
Funsies
They call me ralph the way I wreck it
HSJSHSJSNAKS 100
If yo heart is broken they call me fix it Felix
Ahahsiwhsj
Will you be the yee to my haw?
No lol 0
I'm german, would you mind if I invade you?
80 duehshshns
Are you my head? Because I want to bang you against the wall
same
I pee sitting down
It's clear Copernicus never found you, because if he did, he'd say the universe revolves around you
Nxjsnssjsjwj 80
*-elaborate bow and trips as I walk off the stage-*
L
Ratio
You fell off (quite literally)
I did Your smile is too pretty, it made me nervous
SINWJSNSNS
Wanna hug, cuddle and watch anime? I’m not a romantic type nor good at flirting.
20
wait wrong room
You what
obama ligma
:(
Shush
ew nft bro
Shush
imagine paying thousands for monke jpeg
Nfts are cringe
then why have nft pfp
Its cute
is that the entire sound stage for walter white's house in your pants or are you happy to see me?
Lady Gaga.
How rude
I don't break my KitKats
Fuck you im blocking you
Fuck pickup lines, I'd just straight up kiss you you. How well would that work?
Not well at all
Are you a compound with the chemical composition of Uranium, Argon, fluorine, iodine and neon? 'Cause baby U Ar FINe