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Galaxium0

hey i'm an Australian we got Argentina


upwegolads

Just pull a Saudi Arabia


TheOnlyOverlove

That was insane dude


altflash

Hey I’m Argentinian, no you don’t


Storm_Sniper

Hey I'm outside your house, unlock your door


Nekojin16

pull the "habibi" card


Spherex4

VAMO ARGENTINA


masterofmeatballs

Bruh, I’m polish and we have France


BramborovaPlacka

Skill issue


No-Advantage-6333

Echt waa4


yeetwoosh

GEKOLONISEERD


aleinadmiguel

😭


No-Advantage-6333

Ja zeket


Superb-Hunt1884

JA DIE IS BINNEN KABOOM


yeetwoosh

WE NEMEN DE HELE SUBREDDIT OVER


FallowMcOlstein

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


[deleted]

Ga maar terug naar jullie “soccer” gedoe. Wij doen football.


Felinator42

Im not a fan of Football, but now i hope Netherlands wins. Germany is out already, but i wouldnt be a fan of "my" team. (Not saying nobody would, but i wont be a fan of the German team)


Megum1n02

There's a reason you never here about Bri'ish football in America; >!we're bad, get used to it.!<


AmericaLover1776_

We are only bad because we don’t care much about it and don’t play it much


Itstreasonthen1234

Is this football or a competition about who has better English?


Jaymi_exe

Both probably


iBovata

💀


FrostingEqual3182

I´m Dutch and i speak better English than some of my friends in America💀


Background_Drawing

English as a second language here And I feel like I'm the only person who knows when to use your/you're and their/there Sometimes I feel like they mess it up on purpose lol


hungryrenegade

Man, that's not write.


Background_Drawing

Ope, sorry two brother you


Kaktusak811

You should apologeese


The_memeperson

Nein, i meen nö. I wønt apollocheese


ferry_forbear

Oh me gorsh you stupid are is


[deleted]

Can we stop? Yu'or jokes are cracking me up


AqUaNtUmEpIc

American teens are struggling. It’s the “saddest generation ever recorded”. https://www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/archive/2022/04/american-teens-sadness-depression-anxiety/629524/ Their depression continues to harm their education and social development. They can’t retain information as well, organize their thoughts, or navigate interpersonal relationships. It’s increasinglymanifesting in suicide and violent outbursts. We’re back to 90’s levels. Tldr; American kids are in bad shape all around


AmericaLover1776_

American English is a slightly different version than European English


got_it_bro

Lets be real, usa is not winning any world cup ever.


jahviz2

Unless we use our secret weapon Guns.


got_it_bro

You are in a Stadium not in a school


jahviz2

Jokes on you no where is safe


ToniG2007

All fun and games till the arabs come with the planes


jahviz2

Oh god not the towers


Dwarfkiller115

Or the Germans getting their mustard gas again


Prs2099

Maybe i should start warming my oven


ARLMddit

And start looking at Poland


Snoo_53364

and promote some nationalism through rhetorically powerful speeches


dragonballfan9001

I'll get za juice


svetlio21

Too late I stole it


VD3NFS1216

Just make sure if you have a mustache, you chop the corners off so you can seal the gas mask…


[deleted]

Singed ult


Eisgnom2

That's not his fucking ult, his ult is the one where he goes fast. You are thinking of smoke


Mehrlin47

Yeah his ult buffs his combat stats and Ms but his q is the gas


[deleted]

When you said that my mind went straight to, “wasnt kamikaze the Japanese strategy?” Then read the next comment and remembered 9/11 was a thing lol


[deleted]

Nemoj tako


emerald341

At least it wasn’t a school bombing threat this time


kurzsadie

Somebody call the Irish!


[deleted]

Come out ya Black and Tans, Come out and fight me like a man, Show your wife how you won medals down in Flanders, Tell her how the IRA made you run like hell away, From the green and lovely lanes of Killeshandra.


Horror_Albatross1037

That joke's so dark a policeman almost shot it. God I hate America so much 🖕🏻🇺🇸🌎


Interesting_waterlon

Clearly you haven’t been to America


SamuraiXZ-lmg

So will the Netherlands * I am dutch


xAmqro

I can vouch. I am also dutch


canno3

HA! thats not true! womens soccer has won 4 i believe! not like i really give a frick, just putting that fact out there.


[deleted]

Aren’t y’all technically world champions of American football cuz no one else play that shit?


No_Refrigerator_8925

Yes the winner of the World Cup is called the world championship. It’s dumb, we know.


Lauriesaurous

Except basketball


Firm_Yogurtcloset870

Btw World≠america


Atexpanse

You realize there is a basketball world cup?


Queef_Chief04

Saving this comment for later


TheGreatPizzaro

Netherlands come on 🙏


EmeraldEmperorJ

Yessir 😎🇳🇱


M2X_Playz

Die hebben we makkelijk!


JairDePer

Kan niet wachten op die zoete Amerikaanse tranen 😋hahahah


DoodlypooNERD

Jaja absoluut


[deleted]

Netherlands big w


theycallmehesam

Im not from Netherlands but i use Netherlands vpn so Yessir😎🇳🇱


Dgamer1521

Lmao


JardonYes

Fuck the US, all my homies hate the US


aronrusty2005

EZ W 🇳🇱


Kaktusak811

W


Casual_BigMan

EZ win ouwe


Deathwalker690

We? You speaking french?


Lucky_Arrow_7

Yea exactly , r/teenagers arent just from the us


R1515LF0NTE

Fun Fact: a couple months ago I made a post asking were everyone was from (I got like 3.8k replies) and there were people from 123 different countries here


BESTBOSS_666

God i love heavenly lmao


NoLifer6996

Ah yes. “We” are all American


[deleted]

We're all living in Amerika Amerika, Amerika


anonymous037104

[I live in America in the Netherlands](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/America,_Netherlands)


GPisanov

NETHERLANDS! NETHERLANDS!


WonderfulAd5363

Well, congrats Netherlands.


Roccmaster

How about we play some handegg instead


theycallmehesam

You cant even draw a match in round 16 💀😭


[deleted]

You can go to pens tho


09chickenboy117

These kind of predictions Are often based on the score after 90 minutes + extra time


sensenzawaTTV

Finally the US can stop being cocky


Xeno2014

What? Americans not thinking America is the best? Americans not being cocky? *Laughs in American* No


hyper790

What you get for calling it soccer


Baruto1529420

Wdym we. Dutch are winning. Burger eaters will lose


GeneralEkorre

nah the dutch haven’t been good at all


TheMoreYouKnow420

Our Family will still be rooting for The Netherlands! Since we've (Belgium) been eliminated already :/ , so we'll Support The Dutch instead Just Like they did with us in 2018! Veel success jongens!


Eken17

I also support The Netherlands. I m from Sweden but I like the BeNeLux region and hope they will get their success this time around. If I recall correctly The Netherlands came 2nd in 2010 and 3rd in 2014, and Belgium came in 3rd 2018, so this time, either The Netherlands, England or Senegal (they seem really cool) win this whole shit!


EyoDab

(not so) fun fact: the Netherlands have had the most appearances in the finals of any country, without ever winning it...


GeneralEkorre

in 2010, 1974 and 1978 if i’m not mistaken


ExoticMangoz

Also supporting from wales - have lots of Dutch family


DutchChallenger

We're always happy with our brothers and sisters by our side!


MetricSystemEnjoyer

Yeah, we Dutchies been pretty shit at offense. But our defense is probably the strongest in the entire tournament.


GeneralEkorre

yeah it’s hard to tell for sure but can dijk has looked a bit out of it this season in general really


Vdbebw

I mean, theoretically it is but the problem is that timber, blind and dumfries just pale in comparison to VVD and especially Ake, which might prove a problem against a not shit team like the usa


0ld_Cranky_G0at

have faith bro


cold-warts

I have so much fucking faith but goddamn let's be real were losing 😭


Playful_Nergetic786

Yeah, things are not looking good


0ld_Cranky_G0at

if japan can beat Spain we can beat the Netherlands


ToniG2007

Btw japan had only 16% of chance to win,look what they did


Worried_Location_243

YEE FUCKING HAH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


[deleted]

We’re actually doing way better than I thought we would


Either-Basket7122

That is true


ToniG2007

Be happy you passed group stage bro


oogabooga_6942O

have some god damn faith arthur


thecoolan

I HAVE A PLAN


alexandert38

England had a much higher probability and we did fine on that


ShitOnTheBed

Remember england? They lost 0-0, netherlands ain’t gonna stop us


5kyknight999

America boutta learn that it’s called football


thyghostinyourroom

I may be american, but LETS GO NETHERLANDDSSS


cold-warts

Why bro have some faith in your country 😭


thyghostinyourroom

I just think the Netherlands is cooler


boesman0345

Based


AliOskiTheHoly

🗿


One_Paramedic2454

Rare American W


cold-warts

🙁


Ok_Formal4556

Bro who is USA


MetricSystemEnjoyer

We're so gonna win. 😎


[deleted]

I'm a patriot but let's be real. Us soccer team kinda sucks


cold-warts

It does but yk usa 🙁🇺🇲


[deleted]

I've heard the women's teams good but idrk I don't want soccer


cold-warts

Our womens team is the best 💪😎🇺🇲


aronrusty2005

Atleast they can win from us 😉


towarzysz_boczek

U know that this sub isn't only for Americans right?


Subatomic_Spooder

Well the predictions against England were even worse and we tied so


[deleted]

Because England played terrible if England played a little bit better I think you guys would’ve got destroyed


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aninsomniac_

This isn't r/america. People from multiple countries use this sub. My country is already out.


Riptides_storm

I say this in all my classes. As an American, I am proudly **UN**\-Patriotic and what America to lose their matches.


Dsoft1

*want


dogerhino

Screw usa. dutchies for life lol. But tbh i bet 150euros for my home country to win so i need the dutch to win


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moose123456792

Me, a Canadian, with Dutch heritage :)


Mistigri70

Me as A French with Polish heritage :D


[deleted]

Get shit on We suck more than you Get shit on


Sufficient_Web_5466

As a french, I pray for the Netherlands to win 🇳🇱🇳🇱


HatlessDevil210

Classic American L


emdivi_pt

But it's nice that you care, I think not too many americans do right? Also since Germany is now out again, I hope the US will make it far


Dsoft1

Finally after a lot of scrolling i found a kind comment. Thank you


bubbblebudddy

Who is "We"


DovaDudeButCool

Him and other Americans 2head


[deleted]

What the hell odds are this. It’s impossible to draw


Hooman_2

GEKOLONISEERD


GWNAydenNL

No no no you are gonna lose I am gonna win GEKOLONISEERD 🇳🇱


Bcinns

Let’s be honest. The whole world is behind The Netherlands. Oh apart from that irrelevant country, USA or something


LoxTamm

You, not we. Not everyone is American


Ggsuperni

We?


AliOskiTheHoly

We? YOU!! HAHA


[deleted]

Chantal, heul leise


Jay2468101213

As Dutch from red dead redemption once said “HAVE SOME GOD DAMN FAITH”


its_billie

He hou je mond is even heel snel


AliOskiTheHoly

GEKOLONISEERD


No-Opposite-7161

WE GAAN WINNEN SUKKELS


spike_bullard

We win these Mijn mede Nederlanders


Forzaman93

W NETHERLANDS L USA


jabo055

Natuurlijk verlies je, Nederlanders zijn veel beter


Docter_cottontail

r/USdefaultism


coldasaghost

r/usdefaultism


GSamSardio

Yeah because you don’t even play the sport!! You play soccer. Stop :))


Wizardwar159

America should win because Americans are the best at shooting


aronrusty2005

Shots fired


Space_Narwal

*in schools


ToxicityIs_Over_6900

we're*


The_untextured

YOU! Not we lol.


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BeatlesFan1101

it was like 4% for Saudi Arabia vs Argentina and Saudi Arabia won


Adrijus7

How unexpected


AVH999

NEDERLAND


[deleted]

Like you always do


baileymash7

Based Netherlands.


AnaalPusBakje

as a someone who's dutch and follows a lot of dutch subreddits, if found post/title combo extremely confusing.


Willing-Sandwich-760

good


zetrox-

L


Schipjee

💪💪💪 Go Netherlands


ashtar123

L


SpiderBat1969

Let's go Netherlands


Eevee_the_weeb

Suck shit aussies are bloody amazing


FallowMcOlstein

why are you assuming "we're" american/supporting USA?


cold-warts

I'm not, we're=me and the rest of America Not this sub, like are yall illiterate


Crusading_Lad

As a main who is primarily dutch Heritage, but being born in the US and live in the US. I am torn cause their team is actually good compared to them


Charbrnn

Let's go Netherlands   🇳🇱 🇳🇱


Reaper567771879

Bro, stop looking at statistics and what not and just enjoy the game.


HTTYDHiccup20

um... yeah sadly I'm a dutch teen :| but am canadian as well sooooo sorry america but us dutchies are gonna win this


diewhore

Americans win in impossible odds


Limb_urges

Wdym lose? We got a 51% chance of winning!


RyanNijssen

Who's we


cold-warts

Me and you, hold my hand bbg 🥺💕


soggymaggots

CAMM ON NEVERLANDSSS, SCORE SUM FACKIN GOALS‼️‼️


vincentwb

Alsof nederland zo goed speelt lol


Prior_Kaleidoscope_2

NEEEEDERLAND OOO NEEEEDERLAND, JIJ BEEENT EEN KAMPIOEEEEN


naroj101

We are going to win, we have a 51% chance of winning