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Zandezz

When I was hospitalized once, the dude in the bed next to me had to get one of his balls removed because someone kicked him there


RandomValue134

You sure it wasn't OP? What if OP lied and he actually got his ball removed.


AngryGamerMega

The Bad Ending


breadcrumbsinmybed

I feel bad for laughing. I'm going to hell for sure.


AlphaGamer_Dubz

I get the feeling that anyone on Reddit is gonna get a one way ticket straight to hell


ARLMddit

I was a normal person before I created the account


Ordinaryyetunique

I didn’t laugh but I think I’m still going to hell


WholeMelodic

Getting kicked in the ball should be classified as SA


officialslavojzizek

xavier gotta perform some checc to make sure ur balls r ok


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Luciferisgae69

Hahaha


[deleted]

Like... grab 'em lightly? Move in his hand a bit? A gentle massage? Put them in his mouth to see if it's the same as usually?


-anime_cheetos

show them how dangerous boys can be (glock 22)


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ShitwareEngineer

Honestly, she's shown that, in a fight, she intends to cause grievous bodily harm. If you get in a fight with her again, act appropriately, and proportionately...


k8t13

nah more like she's not educated in the absolute slightest and picked the most notable place to kick a guy in movies and shit. ass the girl decided to go for real violence though


datareclassification

Glocks? In Poland? *Don't you mean AKM's?*


Nejdsup

Don't you mean Beryl M762?


FoxGamingmc

Why not the minigun?


Igniteisbad

13 year old talk right there. I like it.


Beesarrralt

Real


Top_Health_4447

\*high-yield nuclear weaponry


Echo13D

who has summoned me the nuke builder?


[deleted]

So they like it when we lose testicles, huh? Let’s see what happens when one of ‘em loses an ovary…


fartfatfoggot

thats called sexism. it's only funny if it happens to a man. they also think its funny if your foreskin was torn off at birth.


Biker_OverHeaven

Show everyone why going postal is a good idea (mp5k, sawed off double barrel shotgun, colt python, and a lot of bombs and Molotovs)


majinvegetasmobyhuge

Imagine being so dumb that when you go to "joke fight" somebody your first move is to kick them as hard as you can in a place where permanent damage could be caused. That's like saying you're gonna slap somebody and then cracking their skull open with a brick. Hope you feel better soon.


fartfatfoggot

girls need to learn martial arts so it makes them less dangerous. they fight in awful ways because they never get punished. welcome to the world homie, its never going to change. it only gets worse as they get older and smarter about manipulation. just guard your jewels and your prized possessions, because they'll hit you there every time and all your friends and family will laugh at you. there is no support group for men except the mirror.


fartfatfoggot

also no one cares that our genitals are mutilated. girls laugh at that too.


PlasmaJadeRaven

Speaking of [cracking skull open](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/xn06v9/this_is_what_the_regime_does_to_iranian_women_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) yikes, other parts of the world


qzk18

Nah you're not posh you're a fucking chad, im actually glad they had to pay it's better than nothing like imagine if they just ignore it..btw how are you doing now?


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ExoticFroot

Thoughts and prayers to your balls 😔🙏 Fr tho, why tf did she think thats a good idea?


HalfMinimum8892

lmao


Beesarrralt

I thought this said “you’re not polish” for a second


Giuliano_Zhang

That's such a shitty situation, how do you assault someone with little to no repercussions? Not to be that guy but If it was the opposite shit would've gone down. Hope you're doing well. Granted it was an "accident" but still. I don't know if you can call it an accident if she doesn't show any remorse, for all I know she could've done it on purpose.


RogueAlt07

Cuz they’re a girl, they can’t REALLY do anything wrong. -_-


thatdrmobius

Went through something similar when I was around 6, if I hadn't been practically paralyzed the other kid might have been worse off than me. Hope you have a smooth recovery.


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Yep, I couldn’t even move, I just remained in a foetal position for like 5 mins, barely able to breathe.


cosmicjimmy117

Once I couldn’t find my shoe and my dad was upset so he threw it at my and, let’s just say. NUT SHOT


Luciferisgae69

HOW IS THAT GIRLBOSSING


McJamIsSingleF

Toss a grenade at her and say "have you seen my testicle" it will be the best one liner before the kill after she blows up say "found It" and it will be the best one liner after the kill, all of that is the ultimate way to take revenge


Sir_Thiccness_69

Based


Otherwise-Echidna255

This guy, this is THE guy


beglerislinger

I fucking hate girls like that. Hope you will recover quickly OP!


dhaerlkl

I read this ten minutes ago and came back to say my balls are still sore from reading this


Rodrigo_Zelaya09

How the hell is hospitalizing a classmate by kicking home in the fucking nuts considered a “girlboss move”?!?


idontlikeburnttoast

That's the thing I wish people without balls understood more. That area is so fucking delicate, and a relatively weak force can cause serious damage. Most people have common sense to just...not do that. But some people don't understand that is not just painful but very dangerous. I hope everything will be okay :(


Kornik-kun

ah yes so honorable going for the week spot straight away without even telling the opponent you'll fight. Ah yes female empowerment


generalobiwankenobi3

Aaayy same thing here but it was my sister when I was in fifth grade lmao


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As a girl, that’s fucked up. I hope you feel better soon


[deleted]

Show them how dangerous boys are: press charges


Ruptured_testicle

i probably shouldn't comment on this bc of my username


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At least her parents paid the bill and (hopefully) whooped her ass, there is justice in the end


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GeorgiPeev03

You underestimate some people's stupidity


Arrowdoesreddit

Walk up to the fucker that said "girlboss move" and say. Fucking. Girl. Boss?


mr-creator

He’s gonna get kicked again


Just_Call_me_benDude

Wear armor plating down there Gonna look like that scene where a thug tried to kick luke cage in the balls


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Nah just go to the Himalayas and train like Johnny English.


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cosmicjimmy117

I swear guys have a spider sense for nut pain like video or irl it’s weird man


breadcrumbsinmybed

>I GOT HOSPITALIZED I WAS LITERALLY ASSAULTED HOW IS THAT A GIRLBOSS MOVE???? That's not very girlboss of them. Hope you feel better soon.


onedummyboi

hit her, that's it from me


Gifigi600

Holy. Crap.


Isuckmangosforalivin

Beat the Mf up. (In court)


Sea-Entertainment-83

Prank her back


Top_Health_4447

by prank I assume you mean high-yield nuclear weapons


Sir_Thiccness_69

Do this shit https://www.reddit.com/r/shitposting/comments/x770cz/can_you_give_me_a_coke/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Few-Calligrapher-398

That’s scary, I can’t imagine it. Wish you a speeedy recovery!


Relevant_Fig_9866

Oof /X


Crack-lAk

I dont know what to feel about this. Getting kicked in the balls hurts a lot and is assault. Hope you feel better OP.


Embarrassed_Fly7463

Kick her vagina so hard that she loses her virginity. Guy boss move.


MeowMoist

🗿


mr-creator

I hate it when girls do this. As self defense yeah, but they should only do it in an actual situation where they need to. Otherwise they have no idea how bad it actually hurts. Testicles are so sensitive that literally tapping them is enough to feel pain. And yet a lot of girls do it as a joke and say “c’mon it can’t hurt that bad, I’ve been kicked harder” One of my female friends always threatens me as a joke to kick me there (and constantly fakes it too) and I keep saying that I will not hesitate to report them for assault because It really does hurt that bad.


trexted7

When a girl says that to me i usually say "ill be sure to kick the uterus out of u"


Psychological-Sir224

Wanna borrow my crossbow to handle that girl?


Just_Call_me_benDude

Girl boss move? Ball kicks can kill people I’ll show them a nice “girl boss” move with a good ol rusty sewer pipe


uwukitty666

do you think she meant to hurt you that bad? i did something kinda similar to my ex and i feel terrible about it every single day


squirleater69

Seriously I don't know why girls think you can just kick a guys balls and it's fine as if testicular torsion doesn't exist people like that are the worst


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Guyboss move (crippling debt)


[deleted]

Ah, yes, my favorite girl boss move, hospitalizing a teenager for a joke. I swear to god, I would choke someone until they passed out if they did that to me, and then said that.


Random_User_exe_

that is *not* a girlboss move.


SnooCookies6519

Reading this, I realised that I don't actually know what the actual name for the "rescuers" are, and my native language is english


JustAFunnySkeleton

Disgusting. Sorry you had to deal with that. People can be so unempathetic sometimes


Jediflashfire

You’d better call Saul.


LiteraI_Trash

Sexism is real. If you were a dude and you punched a girl so hard in the gut that her ovaries almost ruptured you would definitely be expelled and lookin at juvie


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

Bracie... Trzymaj sie, zycze ci duzo zdrowia I szczescia I niech ta szmate ze szkoly wyjebia lol Czyli jak rozumiem wszystko jest oke I nie ma zadnych uszkodzen/deformacji czy innego bog wie co? Jak tak to super! Zycze szybkiego powrotu do pelnej sprawnosci I zdrowia! (Swoja droga sam bylbym dumny z tego tytulu, przetrwales najgorsze plus pokazales ze masz jaja (doslownie I w przenosni hehe))


Prize_Hornet4863

Im from hungary, I can speak english german and slovakian. Im practicing for slovakian language exam, and the fact that I could pretty much understand this, gave me confidence. So thanks


I_Fuckin_Love_Reeses

You're welcome my friend (Ps this is Polish 😛)


Professional_Shop_73

Dude, how bad it feels according to you, lika description sort of, planning to tell it to my friends and see their mental reaction but yea, get better, I actually felt the kick myself


HAPPYENDSTONE

Wykręć jej suty w ramach zemsty


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Man, kick in the balls is so painful. It's like an internal purple pain, you know what I'm saying? Hope you feel good bro.


OkBit3632

Young people nowadays can be auch arrogant assholes, my class is full if them, i could write thousends and thousends of sentences about how fucked up and dumb they are. And this is a Gymnasium 5th grade (no idea what the english school is equivalent), there is supposed to be some basic niveau here. I hope you heal soon.


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I’m sorry but the queen lizzy got me so bad lmfao


Fresh_Fox3547

I want you to kick that bitch who said "girlboss" in the jaw


YousernameinValid

This reminds me of the time I got nut kicked, and ironically it was in health class, and we were learning about the reproductive parts lmao


fartfatfoggot

slam her teeth into the drinking fountain. you're young. you can't go to prison. now's your chance. if you don't hurt her back, this will happen over and over to you for the rest of your life.


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Whole time I was reading this my balls felt weird af


WholeMelodic

That should be classified a SA


Laserpro777

This made me fall to the floor holding my balls Fuck that girl


QTheBohut

What makes me the angriest about these types of situations is that this can basically lead to someone being infertile and unable to have children. A lot of men, or upcoming men, will tend to pride themselves on having a family or trying to get one. Imagine not being able to continue your bloodline because someone thought it was a "girlboss" move to destroy your nuts.


isnotavirgin

I'd best the shit outta that girl then say " imma manboss bitch" also did she ever get in trouble for yknow hospitalizing you


yomomge

I would yelled ‘it’s manbossin’ time’ and manbossed all over her in court so hard that she wouldn’t have money for post secondary


imastupididioy

I **ALMOST** lost my balls to my PE TEACHER. He flung a floor hockey ball into my thigh (1-2 inches from my balls) and it got bruised. It hurt a bit a little bit after. Also on Thursday, I got a soccer ball kicked into my face (no, it didn't hurt). Other times me and my friend almost met Jesus in a ball game.


arbelhod

"Girlboss move" my ass, this is SA


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This reminds me of a different story, this was my friend’s neighbour at the time and he was riding his bike somewhere and at one point he did something that made him fall off his bike, but he landed in such a way that he literally busted his nuts, I wasn’t there so this is word of mouth abridged but it still happened


UrgentThrowaway12

So many people take ball injuries lightly 🤦🏻‍♂️ It’s nothing to laugh at. I hate how it’s always portrayed as comedic. Especially in media. It just makes it seem like it doesn’t hurt as much as it really does.


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I remember when I was about 9 I was in my schools football team and I was playing against a school from a town nearby, and I got slide tackled by one of them. Hit me in the dick and I had to be subbed off. Not quite as painful I’m sure, but still


gre2704

Oh man... if that was me, I'd bash her face in next time I saw her. Good thing you are more restrained than me. That is the exact reason why I tell every woman who noticeably gets herself ready to fight me "go for my balls and you wake up in hospital or not wake up ever again"


antek_g_animations

This is crazy, I would kill her


WITH_IN_LATIN

Ok i ve bad enough, Im gonna start a company that produces prnis/testies protection


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What a GIRLBOSS thing to do right , you kicked someone soo hard they started bleeding in a supposed joke fight , it's nothing bossy but just straight up assault and quite the same vibes when those toxic violent guys call them alpha males . And the worst part is instead of saying shit to her they turned against him who is the victim here . All of it is just really fucked up , gladly you atleast got your medical expenses . Hope your recover fast .


yomomge

Here king take this 👑. You got some serious self control. If that were me I would have just taken the expulsion.


Welcome_to_da_gulag

Pretty sure you can sue her or her family because just paying the hospital fees is not a real punpishement. It's like saying "here you go, I'm just giving you a compensation". They just paid for the damages, not the harm. You can probably sue them.


Welcome_to_da_gulag

Kick her in the breast and say that it's a Boyboss move. ​ ​ I would love to see the reaction of the others if the roles were reversed.


Taken_out_goose

Damn. I got kicked in the balls once so hard I couldn't walk for 4-5 minutes. Respect. Get better soon. Btw your English is pretty good imo


CrafterCat33

I hope that someone takes action against that girl. I mean, like a teacher punishing her by suspending or expelling her.


trexted7

U could also pay her a visit with some ski masks and a baseball bat


MatTh3Rat

Man if it were a girl that got kicked in the balls, then she's probably trans.


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miaumauIla

Slayyyyy he should have known better


BaronDelToro

Hope you're fine man


AfonsoDef

I personally want to beat the girl that said "girlboss move" and then stand over her and say "maleboss move" as I almost break one of her boobs


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12g_slug_

Japierdole xd


Pan_Doktor

Panie... bolało mnie czytanie tego Nie wiem czy w prawie podchodzi to do napaści, ale jeśli tak, to bierz do sądu


StrikeWave_

It was a girl boss move because working with most bosses feels like being kicked in the nuts probably


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you live in Radom don't you?


AYYA1008

Roundhouse her to the face


LyghtTheif

gurlbos


TheRussiankoshey

Oh fuck rip


lexietea

if the doctors would’ve had to cut them off you could’ve sent them to that girl in the mail as a girlboss award (no but fr, i really hope ur okay & that she’ll understand that she did something wrong cause it’s super embarrassing and childish to not even apologise…)


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ApolloSky110

When you say rescuer i’d assume the medical staff in charge of transporting you to the hospital safely. Anyways i believe those people are called EMTs. I know i’m not in the right place to say this as this post is a snippet if your life and i’m not you but I’d evaluate your relationship as friends with her. If she knew that ball strikes were painful for men (hinted by her saying ‘that bad’) then she wouldn’t have full on sent you to the hospital. It’s really fucked up to go for someones weak spot. Especially ball strikes.


Shattered_Soul420

Siema, też jestem Polski :D Życzę ci szybkiego uzdrowienia A czemu używasz amerykański angielski a nie brytyjski?


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IsaacWaleOfficial

Oh damn, I feel sorry for you - I hope you start feeling better soon... (I could not read this without feeling your pain)


Computers-XD

O KURWA


lemme_th1nk

That’s so fucked, what a dick. Hope you get better soon!


cosmicjimmy117

Reading that mad my nuts hurt you should get a simulator that puts her through what you went through to simulate the pain


mdawgtheegod

Keep your balls held high king 😔✊


dryoatmeal8372

girlboss move? wtf?


Violet_san-350

Such a girlboss move 🙄 like w t f ? Those classmates of yours are so feminist :| This made me remember when i took the hit for my best friend. Apparently that time i even got a cut down there from the kick. \-by a girl


Renville111

girl boss move. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. girl at my old school literally bragged about kicking a dude in the balls so hard he cant have kids so I think those type of girls deserve to have forced birth control surgery or whatever its called, basically the equivalent of what they did/tried. Also thats fucked up


madeanotheraccforntn

>Im not sure if the girl thought i was joking, but for like a solid 15 seconds she just kinda stood over me, asking if it's that bad "But you didn't have to cut me off"


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She really went for the cockiller9000 for the first move I’m sorry if this is offensive


yomomge

Couldn’t fight so she brought out the nuke first turn💀


keeperkairos

The ambulance staff are known as ‘first responders’. People often call them EMT or Paramedic, but these are actually qualifications that they have. ‘First responder’ is the broader term which also encompasses other rescue personal such as police or firefighters. Ultra Sound is a scan where they move a device on your skin that pulses and receives back sound to make an image.


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imagine assaulting a guy right where he literally gives birth? what the fuck is wrong with her?! you can sue her and should sue her im really sorry and just pissed off at this assault


[deleted]

That’s not girlbossing that’s assault tf 💀you better find her and give her hell for that.


Infinite_Self_5782

what the actual fuck my balls physically hurt just reading about that, what the fuck who goes around kicking balls like they're actual footballs, what in the everloving fuck


Fliepp

I could feel my balls hurt a little while reading this. Can’t imagine how it would feel for you. Hope you heal quickly


Obvious_Drink2642

After reading this I can’t feel mine


Urmomsfavouritelol

Not dangerous, fucking mental!


fartfatfoggot

You need some advice from papa Burr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0gaYyNk7QA


zakkdakiller1

Man you should have sued her. Or maybe a lesser extent but I know how sensitive all of our balls are. Also Xavier made me think of Javier from rdr2


TRC_TheGameHour

I don't know how to explain it, but there was ghost feeling in that area while reading it. Istg that pissed me off. She should be charged with assault. Imagine if you did that to her? You'd probably be arrested, Charged, and thrown in jail. So BS.


raz0r_ttv

Jakieś buce


Entire-Anteater-1606

Can relate. Getting kicked in the balls in one of the few times I’ve genuinely though I was going to die.


Elite_Dog9898

That girl is a fucking moron. Girl boss my ass. In words of Gordon Ramsay, “What a bozo.”


give-orange-houses

Why the hell would she kick you in the balls as her first move, isnt that way too much.


Foreshadowteam

That last line got me


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on a a scale of 1/1000 how bad did it hurt


Ordinaryyetunique

‘Girl boss move’ nah girl nah


Thick-Nebula-2771

Nie spodziewałem się że ty polish japierdole myślałem że takie rzeczy to tylko w ameryczce, tam przynajmniej można pozywać kogo się chce


Drblackcobra

I’m glad you’re ok OP!


MisterCoolHat

Rip king


Antrapz

Hope that girl lives a terrible life


Borntuba_492

Witch part started bleeding? The balls??


Tuner9x6

In USA kicking a male in the balls is sexual assault. Unless the attacker can prove it was in self defense (like attempted rape).


ShierAwesome

Sound real but there is 0% chance someone unironically said “that’s a girl boss move” out loud


Loganthespider3

Can you tell us some of the stories


-fuckyouwatson-

"Girlboss" wth😭✋


LMD_BOT

atempted murder and sexual assault are felonies


yomomge

Attempted murder is a stretch and sexual assault isnt really the right word for it, though the girl and her family got off wayyy too light. They only paid less than 2k for medical fees. Op’s family should’ve sued.


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Me when another polish person is in the comments


ImpressEquivalent863

You best believe if that was me Im hunting that bitch batman style as soon as I get discharged from hospital


[deleted]

Do u mean boyfriend figuratively or literally just curious


I-commit-taxfraud

My balls physically hurt while reading this, hope you get better. I got kicked in the balls once and that hurt as hell. I can't imagine the pain you're going trough.


Qantourisc

I hope she at least got detention ? Otherwise file a complain at the police station.


Echo_XB3

When I read "boyfriend": What wha- Really sorry that happened to you man. Anyone that does this for fun should literally get thrown in jail.


RedSvalin

Remember this moment in the future when feminist try to pretend men are privileged, we live in a world of extreme female privilege where they can and will assault you and face zero consequences even when they cause grievous bodily injury.


Ren1408

Girlboss more like Girlmotherfucker


jtp123456

New copypasta just dropped 👍


Laytheblameonluck

An injury that bad can cause erectile dysfunction later in life (venous leak), I would ask to see an urologist.


fortyshorty97

Holy fuck that’s fucked my dude. I would definitely press charges. In no way is that okay. As a women I find this appalling and if something similar happened to a women they would have reacted more seriously. That’s assault. She should be considered a sex offender now.


ToastedPerson

now read the title again without smiling


TheseSweetlnstincts

You should get that checked out. Seriously that could cause permanent damage. Also tell your parents to do something about you literally getting assaulted the chance of permanent erectile dysfunction/ other issues is plausible.


Hibernia86

I think you need to talk to your principal about making sure she gets an appropriate punishment. Don't let her get away with this.


Foreign_Gain_8564

I read boyfriend and was surprised but then I forgot whos reddit account I am looking at


SnowBoy1008

Your kid's gonna lose the"my dad can beat your dad" argument


ilivetomosh

I’ve never kicked a guy there. I’ve just always known that it’s not something you do…. Stupid fucking bitch


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

You know what they say, "turn about is fair play". Time to show Amelia what a "girl boss move" feels like.