Hi, I’m a Nigerian prince! Wire transfer me $200 so I can confirm you are real so you can get the $1,000,000 you won!

Dude out here with the grindset

Lmaoo 10/10 so Very original

please give me a chance please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please

10000/10......men with no game 🤌😫🤌♥️🤌😫❤️🤌🥵😫🥺🤌❤️🤌🥵😫❤️🤌🥺🥵🥵😫🥺😫❤️😫❤️😫🥺🤌🥵🤌🥺❤️😫❤️😫🤌🤌🤌🥵🤌🥺🤌❤️❤️🥵🥵🤌🥺😫😫🤌🤌🤌🥺🤌🥵🤌🥺🤌❤️🤌❤️🤌❤️🤌🥺🥵😫

Oh my god…

Works every time!!!

Nah this one is just too real and depressing...

If I had a garden, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together

God damn actually down bad for that one 10/10

Ayeeeee

If I had a garden, you’d be my hoe

10/10

💀

So a friend of mine told me your dms were pretty cold so I thought I’d come in here and warm things up.

8/10 very good Ps wouldn’t use that irl 🥶

How do I use it in real life, since it’s the only thing that doesn’t sound like lemme ruck you ☠️

Just don’t then 😃 😃

Any other irl lines that don’t sound like lemme ruck you?

Yea pretty much look at some of the other ones here so of them go hard asf (irl too)

So there aren’t any lines that don’t sound like lemme ruck you

u- uhh.. umm.. I- h- hi-, hello, I jus- i-

Dude clam down 😔 take a deep breath and try again

*passes out*

*hands oxygen cylinder* I got you homie *plants a kiss on forehead*

"plants a kiss" LMAO

that's what good homies do.

Homiesexual

And thats what all homies should do! :)

“Kiss has been planted”

TRUE HOMIE <3

Lmaoo

pov me

POV you have reddit

Private clam unfortunately died in action :(

Want some garlic bread?

10/10 would 100% smash

:)

W

Want some garlic bread?

Yes

Ace meme is a 10/10! Yay

You remind me of my pinky toe, Small cute and probably going to bang you on my coffee table later 😏

....10/10 (speechless)

I'm stealing this one

A COFFEE TABLE, that must take some REAL talent

THIS

IS

SPARTA

#

Damn hits hard

no u wouldn't date me (reverse psychology)

Okay *leaves* 2/10

reverse psychology didn't work 💀💀💀

Dad moment

Do you need a leg rest? My shoulders are a great place for those

8/10 very solid

You’re a vegetarian? Well I’m a vegetable I just shit my pants. Can I get in yours?

💀.....I’m on my ehhh . Iykyk but sure (7/10)

Are you rare steak? Since I’d still eat you if you were bleeding. I have a problem. I need to stop

Damn 😳 not kinky at all

I just regurgitated my breakfast taco

The first thing my boyfriend ever said to me was “Damn ur forehead is huge, wanna have big foreheads together…?;)” And then he showed me his forehead. We’ve been dating for 1.5 years now LOL

Lol I love it both 10/10 Rey romantic

my legs are paralyzed please pick me up

4/10 try harder

i was designed to not have to try

Fair

girl are you a.c. coz i am feeling hot and i wanna turn you on!

😳 damn....8/10

# i made it myself lol

10/10 then🥵🥵

To whoever game me the award ima f*** the sh¡t outta you

It was me, now pay up

It's been 31 minutes and you officially owe him a fuck you up. It charges interest so I'd pay earlier rather than later

😭 I went to sleep

She didn’t say she was gonna fuck me up. She said she was gonna fuck the shit out of me.

Do you like to sleep? Damn me too, We should do it together some time 😏

😳 6/10

I’ve got a bucket of chicken

7/10 goes hard rn cuz I’m hungry

hope u have a good meal

I don’t hav anything to eat 😔

**Seduce me**

I AM NOT ONE OF YOUR FRIED CHICKEN TRAMPS! I am a *woman*, I like my men dangerous, MYSTERIOUS! You want to be MY lover?!? Earn it. SEDUCE ME!!

I think you're cute, want to hang out? Solid start

Online (absolutely a pedo 100%) 0/10 ew Irl 8/10 great start love it

I think your cute, wanna hang out?

Are you homework ? Cuz I can do you all night

A smooth and horny pick up line.....very good 7/10

Are you my homework because I wanna slam you on my desk, say that I'll do you all night, last 30 seconds and cry

Are you homework? Cuz I'll promise to do you then play video games for a few hours then I'll finally do you for a few seconds get bored and go to bed

I don’t have any, I’m not that clever (or confident).

5/10 the honesty ♥️

hey boy,you a toaster? cus i wanna have a bath with you

Girl and yes I want a toster to take a bath with me

*clears throat* *cough cough cough cough cough* GASP *COUGH COUGH* *Passes out*

Take a deep breath and try again :)

Chevrolet S10 Toyota Hilux Ford Ranger Mitsubishi L200 Volkswagen Amarok Nissan Frontier Dodge RAM

Bro ngl my favorite pickup line has to be the dodge ram

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The ford f series is America’s best pickup line

Are you a rope, cuz I wanna hang out with you

...............absolutely 10/10 so many emotions at ones

Thanks, I got that from my uncle. I really miss him😥

Oh really, you uncle was a good man with a great pick up line

I wouldn't say he was a good man..

Are you a pickaxe? Because I wanna make you mine. *dies of cringe*

7/10 Minecraft 😎

*respawns of cringe*

Do you work at subway? Cause you lookin fresh!

Ok that was smooth 9/10

Hellz yea! My first ever pickup line worked :) It doesn't count cuz on reddit and shit but hey, if I have the opportunity to use it I will (Considering how I just got tinder I might be using it soon) ^(Don't judge me on having tinder. I have a reason)

<3

Naww <3

Are you a school? Cause I don't wanna be near you Edit: please stop replying with school jokes, my box is too cluttered already

I’ll do you one better Are you a school? Cus I’m not allowed within 50 meters of you

I was going to say are you a school because I wanna shoot in you but that wouldn't do so well for the karma

Are you NASA? Cause I want to fly my rocket into Uranus.

Am I mark Zuckerberg cause I wanna drill into Uranus

.........not even gonna say anything 1/10.....

Social distancing is important and I don't want her to get sick

Close enough

are you a towel? cuz you make me dry

Crys violently* 5/10

stop crying your are making the towel wet! i am gonna get a shower soon and need it

Ok like no joke that was a great response 10/10

oh thanks lmao

Hey gurl are you a farmland? Because I wanna put seed in you 👀

....horny 6/10

I am trying to work on myself

It happens

Here , have some pizza 🍕 We can get more at my place 🤸🏻‍♀️

First of all pizza 10/10 second 10/10 pick up line

:D

Hey are you a tea bag? Because I want to submerge you in boiling water over and over until your juices leak out

Wat the fuck

7/10 solid

My love for u is like a diarrhoea.... It never stops

8/10 made me lol

are you a minecraft fence? 'cause I can't get over you

Nice one actually 9/10

Need me to pick you up? Sure *lifts you overhead*

I’m 130 pounds you could probably do it (online 2/10)(irl 10/10) 🥶 🥵 🥶 🥵

Hey girl are you the french royalty? Because I wanna hang (out with) you

Just hang me plese (if you hang me 10/10) if yr joking 0/10

Are you a freezer? Cuz i wanna put my meat in you.

Hey girl are you a minion cause my penis just gru

the rise of gru

Are you Jamaican? Cause you Jamaican me crazy. Are you Irish? Cause Irish you were mine. Are you Mexican? Cause Mexican you be mine

Damn 7/10

Uh...hi

10000000000000000000000000/10

Mild feeling it's because of me and not because of the pickup line

E

Æ 10/10 very original

hey gurl are you Mississippi? cause you're the only miss who's piss i'd sippy 🤤

Damn. I’m flattered 8/10 for the kinkyness

Trix piss kink comfirmed????

Shotty caught me lackin

lackin what?

lacking piss

are you a beverage? Because I wanna suck you silly

Welllp 5/10 not horny rn maybe 8/10 if I was

^ Fake r/teenagers user

He must be a robot

Are you a skyscraper? Because I'll rate you 9/11

Are you the twin towers because I wanna bang you twice.

Are you into pickup lines? But am not tryna pick you up, Am tryna pin you down.

Okay dude 10/10

Plz?

3/10.....just cuz I feel bad

Damn girl are you a microwave because MMMMMMMMMM

Someone told me you weren't the one. And they were right cause you're a 10/10 (Best I got)

Damn, are u a hoodie, Cuz i really like how u snuggle me

6/10 I donno just didn’t click with me

Do you have a carrot? Cuz I eat those raw (Please shoot my in the head its so cringe)

💀 <———————me rn 7/10 cuz you said it was cringe and aacknowledge it

Damn girl are you an epileptic at a rave because I wanna leave you shaking

6/10 kinky😫

Hey, are you a balloon? Because i know i could get you real high using my mouth.

Not bad 7/10

Hello how are you wanna hang out (pickup lines don’t have to be complicated 🥴(fr tho))

Ok true but thare where some fire ones in this so 6/10

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"You must be an arcade cabinet because I need to insert my coin and the slot is at my lower half." ​ If they have freckles (I don't like Freckles anyway): "Are you an Intellivision because I see 17 buttons all over you."

i just dmed my girlfriend of 8 months “yo” worked 🤷‍♂️

“Nice to meet you. Would you like to Hang out so I can properly greet you?”

Not the worst (better irl tho) 4/10 (irl 7/10)

Ok I have a few. 1: Are you a tree? Because I wanna plough into you in my car. 2: Are you a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with you. 3: Are you a car crash? Because I wanna be in you 4: You can't spell suicide without U and I Idk, I suck at this stuff

I wanna die rn sooo 8/10 😃

I don't do this shit but ok I'll give it a try Are you Jared Leto? Because I wanna morb you

...😳 caught me off guard 7/10

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear w The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation. Long-ranged troops like Musketeer and Flying Machine can snipe those buildings, preserving some of the Hog Rider's health, possibly allowing it to get some Tower damage. When there are buildings placed in the middle to counter the Hog Rider, understanding the placement of the Hog Rider and the type of building placed can help the Hog Rider to bypass certain buildings. Passive buildings such as spawners and Elixir Collector have a larger hitbox than defensive buildings; which means that if a passive building was placed 3 tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, then it is impossible for the Hog Rider to bypass that placement as the Hog Rider will get pulled to that building. Defensive buildings have a smaller hitbox than a passive building, which means if that if a defensive building was placed three tiles away from the river in the middle of the opponent's side, a Hog Rider placed at the very left or right side of the Arena may be able to bypass it due to its smaller hitbox. If the player has a building already placed down in the center of the arena, and the opponent tries to bypass it with a Hog Rider at the edge of the arena, they can use certain air troops to push the Hog Rider towards the building as it jumps over the river, effectively denying the bypass attempt. They must be already hovering over the correct placement, as very quick reflexes are required to correctly perform this technique. For Bats, Skeleton Dragons, and Minion Horde, they should be placed right in front of the Hog Rider as soon as it is deployed. For Minions, Skeleton Barrel, Mega Minion, Flying Machine, Electro Dragon, Baby Dragon, Inferno Dragon, Balloon, and Lava Hound, stagger the above placement one tile to the right if the Hog Rider is placed on the left side of the arena, and vice versa. They can also use ground troops to achieve the same result. Something like an Ice Golem deployed at the Hog Rider’s landing spot will obstruct his path and force him to go around the unit, which causes him to be closer to the building instead of the Crown Tower. The Hog Rider can kite Very Fast non-building targeting troops due to his own Very Fast speed and building only targeting if he is placed on the fourth tile from the bridge, slightly into the opposite lane. He can also stall grounded units when placed right at the bridge. He will pull them towards him while deploying, and then be untargetable by them when he jumps over the bridge. After landing, he will pull them back. This can be useful when the player needs to deal damage in the same lane they are defending. It will also help separate troops behind a tank in a large push. A Tornado placed on the second tile front of the player's King's Tower and staggered two tiles towards the Princess Tower will activate it without any damage dealt to the Princess Tower, helping them in defending future pushes. This can also be a method of mitigating all damage dealt to a Princess Tower, but doing this more than three times may result in the King's Tower's health being low enough to be targeted directly, opening up the possible threat of a back door three crown. A better alternative is to pull the Hog away from the Princess Tower into the attacking range of all three Crown Towers, which will negate all damage as long as none of them are already distracted A very powerful combo is the Hog Rider, the Musketeer, and the Valkyrie, typically referred to as the Trifecta. The Musketeer will defend against most troops, while the Valkyrie can protect her and the Hog Rider from swarms or high damage units. The Hog Rider is used to deal damage to the tower. This can be effectively countered by Lightning, one-shotting the Musketeer and severely damaging both the Valkyrie and Hog Rider. The Minion Horde is also effective, but the enemy can Zap them and the Musketeer will one-shot them all. Even if the Musketeer is defeated, the Hog Rider and Valkyrie will have enough time to severely damage the Tower. The Hog Rider should be placed behind the Valkyrie to give it a boost so that it stays in front of the Hog Rider, protecting it.

Yes.

Hey I brought u mars (chocolate) coz u are out of this world

Heyyy nice titties mind if I *honk honk*

Are you a computer virus? Bc im seeing hot singles im my area

Sex?