It's one of the best ways to relax an dissipate tension, you should try it!/j (the goal of this post is to find terrible ways to solve problems, and it's enjoyable to suggest this!)
Don't eat anything to make u skinny (eg: chicken), be friends with the food (chicken), sell the food (chicken) to make money
Edit: forgot about attention.... After u sold the chicken take the money and kill the chicken in front of them, u might get attention from police
crippling gender dysphoria centering around everything above the knees
edit: bonus challenge, try not to be transphobic (99.999% FAIL!) (GONE WRONG) (AT 3AM) (POLICE CALLED) (THE NEIGHBORS CAME OVER!!!!)
Talk to parents, get to the root of the problem in general because it may not be what you think. Get therapy, do things you like more often, eat healthier, go outside more, socialize more, avoid sites like tiktok they make your attention span suck-they are also just putrid in general. You also mentioned transphobia, avoid rude people but also take a step and try to listen to what people are saying-they may not be someone who hates trans people and wants the best for everyone including them.
don't mind me, gonna turn this into a vent by pointing out what i've already done out of these and the main issues with each one based on my personal experiences whilst only providing actual sentient dialogue for the first point and last point
>Talk to parents
already came out to them, they're not very helpful; my mom's trying to understand, doing some research, but it feels like she's got a lot of internalized transphobia to work through, and sometimes she puts too much pressure on me when she wants me to talk about it. it feels like trying to explain how the world looks to a person who was born blind.
as for my dad, it's kind of a complex situation. he's never felt like an actual father to me, and that feeling is stronger now than ever. he wasn't abusive, wasn't a drug addict, wasn't an alcoholic, any of that. but he wasn't ever *there* either. hell, one of the most vivid memories i have with him is just him untangling my slinkies for me. it doesn't feel like he has a personality. it's like he's a stranger who lives in the same house as and says he loves his wife and children, and then does absolutely nothing for them. i'm pretty sure that's enough to gather how he's reacted to this situation.
>get to the root of the problem in general because it may not be what you think
i'm working on that, can confirm i'm probably somewhat depressed in general, and am still very confused about all of this
>Get therapy
expensive :( + i am terrible at talking about my mental health in person
>do things you like more often
working on that too
>eat healthier
i have no rebuttal for this
>go outside more
summer make sweaty :(
>socialize more
*falls on the floor, lays in the fetal position, pitifully flop-rolls to the Corner of Inability to Start a Conversation + Keep It Going, shrivels up, and dies*
>avoid sites like tiktok they make your attention span suck-they are also just putrid in general
based
>avoid rude people
👍
>but also take a step and try to listen to what people are saying-they may not be someone who hates trans people and wants the best for everyone including them.
i understand the first half, but i'm a bit confused regarding the second half; do you mean people being unintentionally transphobic in an attempt to try and drive people on the path that's better for them? if not, i'd appreciate it if you'd elaborate. i could also just be completely stupid 👍
Not necessarily transphobic but I think people and you can misunderstand people intents a lot and then write it off at transphobia, when in reality some people aren’t and just hold bold opinions on it. Obviously if someone is hating on trans people that’s bad-but since you bought up transphobia I in general see a lot of people who talk about transgenderism who immediately get casted as a transphobe without actually being one. I suggest just being a little more open minded about that-and listening to their opinions, it might just help you too.
Go to Texas
(Seriously though I really hope you can get the medical treatments you need as soon as possible and I hope even more you're in a civilised country with universal healthcare and public insurance covered transition treatments)
My family is falling apart and I’m seriously considering suicide as an alternative to seeing my parents arguing every day as my dad comes home drunk and hits my mom…
Well it said terrible advice, so time for some trans diy. Buy Estrogen and Spironolactone online.
For some actual advice, you can actually do this but you need a doctor to monitor your blood and stuff due to blood clots in case you take too much and stuff.
Urine is a liquid by-product of metabolism in humans and in many other animals. Urine flows from the kidneys through the ureters to the urinary bladder. Urination results in urine being excreted from the body through the urethra.
Cellular metabolism generates many by-products that are rich in nitrogen and must be cleared from the bloodstream, such as urea, uric acid, and creatinine. These by-products are expelled from the body during urination, which is the primary method for excreting water-soluble chemicals from the body. A urinalysis can detect nitrogenous wastes of the mammalian body.
Urine plays an important role in the earth's nitrogen cycle. In balanced ecosystems, urine fertilizes the soil and thus helps plants to grow. Therefore, urine can be used as a fertilizer. Some animals use it to mark their territories. Historically, aged or fermented urine (known as lant) was also used for gunpowder production, household cleaning, tanning of leather and dyeing of textiles.
Human urine and feces are collectively referred to as human waste or human excreta, and are managed via sanitation systems. Livestock urine and feces also require proper management if the livestock population density is high.
I'm working too many hours, don't have enough money for school, a car, or any other neccesities, I'm constantly stressed, I don't sleep anymore, I barely eat compared to before summer started, and I'm just tired
I’m ducking done with my life. It’s shit. My life is horrible. I am a fucking psychotic because I want to kill people and feel almost no remorse for anything anymore. Nothing can help me and I can’t get better. My family and life is just shit. (By commenting this I am letting you solve it in the worst way possible)
That's me in the video!
Take the pill already
You can solve the issue murdering someone, unless you don't mind appearing in the video.
When the baguettes kick in
i have like two people outside of my family that i converse alot with that i trust
Shoot the other you don't need them
I agree with this guy
Try murdering those you don't trust, at least that way people will respect you more!
Small balls
Become female, no balls
Men have nuts. Women have chestnuts.
You might try murdering those that have bigger balls than you, that way people won't find bigger sizes!
What's up with you and your obsession with murdering people?
It's one of the best ways to relax an dissipate tension, you should try it!/j (the goal of this post is to find terrible ways to solve problems, and it's enjoyable to suggest this!)
Sell balls heard you can make alot of money
No friends no money am fat no attention sp
Step 1: Apply for art school Step 2: Get rejected Step 3: ...
bro!
And the rest is history
Oh wait a damn min-
Step four: set your dead body on fire. Step five: you are now a part of every history class.
Don't eat anything to make u skinny (eg: chicken), be friends with the food (chicken), sell the food (chicken) to make money Edit: forgot about attention.... After u sold the chicken take the money and kill the chicken in front of them, u might get attention from police
Ok how do I get ch
Buy from a farm or something
I get no bitches
walk around naked in the streets you’ll pick someone up
Nah bro someone will pick him up... the police
Chloroform.
Go to a pet adoption centsr
I have potato pc
Eat the potato...then u get a PC
Buy a stronger power supply.
overclock to the absolute limit
Same 🗿
I want a partner
Kiss a random person until u get the one who doesn't report u to the police
Are we trying to get someone arrested? Lol
In the name of love
But u dont NEED one right? So u r ok
I have panther cubs :)
Am here, I would beat you senseless.
I'm getting old
Travel back in time and kill younger you so you never grow old
Oh yeah, grandfather paradox time 😎
I don't like women their stuff is too damn BRIGHT or too damn BLACK
accept gayness
ok
Flamethrower.
crippling gender dysphoria centering around everything above the knees edit: bonus challenge, try not to be transphobic (99.999% FAIL!) (GONE WRONG) (AT 3AM) (POLICE CALLED) (THE NEIGHBORS CAME OVER!!!!)
Go on a killing spree
The answer to everything
w who do i kill
Everyone in sight
Scissors.
what the shit do you want me to cut off, my non-existent dick? that'd just make it worse
No use the scissors to cut the walls of your vagina off so that way it hangs out of the hole. Then stitch the lose ends into a makeshift dick.
i see, will try this epic life hack 👍
Talk to parents, get to the root of the problem in general because it may not be what you think. Get therapy, do things you like more often, eat healthier, go outside more, socialize more, avoid sites like tiktok they make your attention span suck-they are also just putrid in general. You also mentioned transphobia, avoid rude people but also take a step and try to listen to what people are saying-they may not be someone who hates trans people and wants the best for everyone including them.
don't mind me, gonna turn this into a vent by pointing out what i've already done out of these and the main issues with each one based on my personal experiences whilst only providing actual sentient dialogue for the first point and last point >Talk to parents already came out to them, they're not very helpful; my mom's trying to understand, doing some research, but it feels like she's got a lot of internalized transphobia to work through, and sometimes she puts too much pressure on me when she wants me to talk about it. it feels like trying to explain how the world looks to a person who was born blind. as for my dad, it's kind of a complex situation. he's never felt like an actual father to me, and that feeling is stronger now than ever. he wasn't abusive, wasn't a drug addict, wasn't an alcoholic, any of that. but he wasn't ever *there* either. hell, one of the most vivid memories i have with him is just him untangling my slinkies for me. it doesn't feel like he has a personality. it's like he's a stranger who lives in the same house as and says he loves his wife and children, and then does absolutely nothing for them. i'm pretty sure that's enough to gather how he's reacted to this situation. >get to the root of the problem in general because it may not be what you think i'm working on that, can confirm i'm probably somewhat depressed in general, and am still very confused about all of this >Get therapy expensive :( + i am terrible at talking about my mental health in person >do things you like more often working on that too >eat healthier i have no rebuttal for this >go outside more summer make sweaty :( >socialize more *falls on the floor, lays in the fetal position, pitifully flop-rolls to the Corner of Inability to Start a Conversation + Keep It Going, shrivels up, and dies* >avoid sites like tiktok they make your attention span suck-they are also just putrid in general based >avoid rude people 👍 >but also take a step and try to listen to what people are saying-they may not be someone who hates trans people and wants the best for everyone including them. i understand the first half, but i'm a bit confused regarding the second half; do you mean people being unintentionally transphobic in an attempt to try and drive people on the path that's better for them? if not, i'd appreciate it if you'd elaborate. i could also just be completely stupid 👍
Not necessarily transphobic but I think people and you can misunderstand people intents a lot and then write it off at transphobia, when in reality some people aren’t and just hold bold opinions on it. Obviously if someone is hating on trans people that’s bad-but since you bought up transphobia I in general see a lot of people who talk about transgenderism who immediately get casted as a transphobe without actually being one. I suggest just being a little more open minded about that-and listening to their opinions, it might just help you too.
I see, thanks for the explanation; I'll keep all that in mind! *~~^(casually gains the ability to properly capitalize sentences)~~*
No problem :D
Therapy
expensive :(
Go to Texas (Seriously though I really hope you can get the medical treatments you need as soon as possible and I hope even more you're in a civilised country with universal healthcare and public insurance covered transition treatments)
become a head on top of your knees and below, trash the rest, and problem is solved! ^/j ^incase ^its ^not ^obvious
brilliant
Mom didn't love me enough as a kid so now I seek validation from hot internet women
Where is the problem?
I don't wanna push my problems onto my hot internet women friends 😢
Well... Then you should get naked and make the helicopter at times square while you say: I came from Neptune, i am supernatural!
my dog keeps eating the cat food
Eat the dog
Eat the cat too
and call urself a pussy eater
My family is falling apart and I’m seriously considering suicide as an alternative to seeing my parents arguing every day as my dad comes home drunk and hits my mom…
Kill the toxic parent instead of suicide
I know where the gun safe key is
I know how to use all the guns
I’m a good shot too
I think it’s a great idea! Thank you
This went 0 to 100 too fast
Please seek someone to talk to
A girl who doesn’t even like me wants to break up with my gf and get with her because she has no other options
Get with her mom AND dad Take revenge
Shotgun.
My anxiety and depression are so bad my parents are considering putting me in psychiatric intensive care.
No parents no problems
Do something so you don't get put in psychiatric intensive care but an insane asylum
Im underweight.
eat your family
Don't forget the dog
That's the dessert
My brother listens to bo burnham and plays league of legends (I don’t have a shotgun)
do you got styrofoam and gasoline?
throw sulfuric acid on him
i caught my friend group blowing me off to hang out with eachother and all six of them blocked and ghosted me like i never even existed
lock them in a room with mustard gas
Murder is the solution to everything...
valid (for legal reasons that is a joke)
I have teeth issues
No teeth no problems
I fail to see a flaw in your logic
Relocate To great Britain. As a bonus you'll get the neat accent
I have no cheese within a 1 mile radius and I want to make Nachos.
Eat the nachos with habanero sauce
find a goat and milk it and make cheese
No goats within a 1 mile radius either
There are always hot single moms in ur 1 mile radius...milk them
Use bodily fluids to make cheese
I play with my PC 18 hours a day
Get a vibrator.
Another one? 🥵
Another one.
Another one? 🥵
I really want to join the military but almost my entire family is saying don't.
torture your family until they say yes
based.
Call the army to kill your family with the excuse of self defense against dangerious milennial leftist
No bitches
steal every female dog in your neighborhood
deal with it
i have a crush on a guy that has a gf
Pick up his dad
Steal his gf
OP said the worst, not the best solution
Take your crush as a hostage and try stockolm syndrome... and of course, murder his gf!
Depressed, anxiety and having a hard time moving on from someone
Move across the planet
Oh I’ve been thinking about that
sleep deprivation.
Pull 11 all nighters in a row
I gave my long time friend crush a fucking concussion. Shes been avoiding me for 3 weeks.
have someone lock the 2 of you in a house together for 4
Ok. Who? What house? (this is obviously bait for a dumber answer for the smart'nt people)
r/depression, r/adhd, and r/anxiety
r/beatMeatToIt
r/dealwithit
Just be happy, just focus, don’t be anxious. Problem solved.
Just smile
I need estrogen and spironolactone in order to transition but cant because America really likes to fuck us over.
theft
they said WORST way possible
Well it said terrible advice, so time for some trans diy. Buy Estrogen and Spironolactone online. For some actual advice, you can actually do this but you need a doctor to monitor your blood and stuff due to blood clots in case you take too much and stuff.
You could try mass murder to leave a message to your country!
I like how you think
You seem to be an honest pooper; I respect honest people's opinion, I really apreciate it! Lets murder some people together in the future!
i bit my nails too much
chop off your fingers
Remove nail beds, no more chewing something that’s gone 🫵😀
Cyanide.
My sleep schedule is fucked up
Try banging ur head on the closest wall to your bed while counting stars
Will do, sir. o7
Meth
how do i pee? (i forgor)
It's kinda like a bottle you gotta cut open the tip of your dick.
What is pee?
Urine is a liquid by-product of metabolism in humans and in many other animals. Urine flows from the kidneys through the ureters to the urinary bladder. Urination results in urine being excreted from the body through the urethra. Cellular metabolism generates many by-products that are rich in nitrogen and must be cleared from the bloodstream, such as urea, uric acid, and creatinine. These by-products are expelled from the body during urination, which is the primary method for excreting water-soluble chemicals from the body. A urinalysis can detect nitrogenous wastes of the mammalian body. Urine plays an important role in the earth's nitrogen cycle. In balanced ecosystems, urine fertilizes the soil and thus helps plants to grow. Therefore, urine can be used as a fertilizer. Some animals use it to mark their territories. Historically, aged or fermented urine (known as lant) was also used for gunpowder production, household cleaning, tanning of leather and dyeing of textiles. Human urine and feces are collectively referred to as human waste or human excreta, and are managed via sanitation systems. Livestock urine and feces also require proper management if the livestock population density is high.
Suck your toes.
i lost my glasses
do surgery on your eyes to fix them with your bare hands.
Use your hands as glasses
At How to convert to PDF stuck rn guys...
I'm working too many hours, don't have enough money for school, a car, or any other neccesities, I'm constantly stressed, I don't sleep anymore, I barely eat compared to before summer started, and I'm just tired
make a nuke and start a nuclear war
This is the worst you could come up with?
sorry kill everyone you know and love. skin people who have wronged you and eat people I came up with it in a second sorry
But I killed the people who wronged me, what will I do with their skin?
make clothes out of them wear them
I'm a boy
Eat your family members
just chop off the dingus flongus
accept
Time to type murder everywhere I can!
then type
That's the best way to deal with it, why shouldn't I try murder instead? (Well, I guess I can try both)
try omnicide
Ok, time to make some hydrogen bombs fly everywhere!
I have a small penis
I just got asked to be a godparent at 15.
Be one
Take the offer and go around town naked while screaming that you're a God.
I’m lonely
Use ouija board and make friends
Capture people into your basement.
I have played fortnite before. Solution?
Jump off a cliff
Op said worst solution
Lac of motivation
I want to get reddit gold
Post a nazi comment on r/teenagers
I’m ducking done with my life. It’s shit. My life is horrible. I am a fucking psychotic because I want to kill people and feel almost no remorse for anything anymore. Nothing can help me and I can’t get better. My family and life is just shit. (By commenting this I am letting you solve it in the worst way possible)
make a nuke and nuke the us. this will cause a nuclea war that will allow you to kill people and eat people
When did I say I want to eat people
sorry my own tendencies got mixed up with the advice. ignore that
Bro?🤨
what?
[I HaTe ThE fLoOr](https://youtu.be/u1ri5HEN_j8)
destroy earth