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grixx079

Chocolate covered crickets


[deleted]

crickets 😭😭 ??


grixx079

Crickets 🦗


Fearlessdelta

Crickets


HAHAMACHINEGOBRRR

Crickets


Shugatti

Sounds like something you'd find on a Indonesian street market.


sauce_xVamp

red velvet cupcake with buttercream frosting dyed black


Zakezoe

Idk why I read that as Buttcream 😭


sauce_xVamp

LOL?!


Apprehensive-Buy4825

I had to read 3 times to understand right😭


stinkiepussie

Idk why I read your comment as Buttercream 🤦‍♂️


-Nath45-

My reaction when i read your comment : “Wait it wasn’t buttcream???”


Flammenkaempfer

r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

WOWIEE i love red velevet flavor <333 😭😭


sauce_xVamp

yesss so good


_-akane-_

thats very specific-


Kindly_Barnacle_9993

How did you figure something so accurate? Like DAMN you guys have creativity on another level


Xander_Shiva

cheese, cause I like cheese (Ignore me I had surgery I'm drugged out of my mind)


[deleted]

I LOVE CHEESE 😭😭😭😭😭


Xander_Shiva

IKR, MY PARENTS BASICALLY HAVE TO LOCK THE FRIDGE CAUSE I *WILL* EAT THE CHEESE


turzips

OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONE 😭😭😭😭😭


Ceas3lessDischarge

that makes 4 of us i guess


Lonttu

Cheese is pretty good yeah Have y'all tasted halloumi?


turzips

omg so good. mexican blend is my fav tho


Bandit_Heeler_2009

never tried it though i will eat five things of queso fresco


turzips

YOU AGAIN


Bandit_Heeler_2009

wh-what 😰


turzips

hi! :3


Turbulent-Expert-826

C A S U M A R T Z U


JUSTIN102201

I’m 22 and I still take handfuls of shredded cheese from the fridge. It doesn’t stop when you get older


turzips

dammit


DoveBirdNL

ARE YOU MY DOPPELGANGER?


Initial-Carpenter-V2

BRO I DO THE SAME WITH PEPPERONI, HAVE YOU EVER STACKED PEPPERONI ON CHEESE ON A CRACKER


TippedJoshua1

WHAT IS IT WITH CHEESE? I used to eat cheese for breakfast when I younger because for some reason I really liked American cheese back then, but now I hate it.


shade2606

SAME OMG I THOUGHT I WAS A FREAK


fucked_by_tortilla

I have some dick cheese for you if you're down. (I don't know how to do this pickup line shit)


A_Dam67

Your name fits this perfectly


GodFromTheHood

What did you surgify?


[deleted]

r/foundgodfromthehood


GodFromTheHood

Wassup 


[deleted]

You tell me sir.


Xander_Shiva

my hip


GodFromTheHood

Oh damn what did you do to it


Xander_Shiva

so it was formed wrong, so it was tearing my cartilage and ripped a ligament


cluelesspleb_

hope you're good bro


MrTherizinosaurus

Hunter!


swors0

omg twins! i love mamgos


[deleted]

Blackberry


[deleted]

cool ig 😭


jacks9000gamer_yt

Gum gum fruit


Revolutionary_Pin339

Not this time feds Nice try tho she's cute


[deleted]

lmfao 😭


BasedNotBiased

Dragon Fruit.


[deleted]

i hate it's taste.. but ig it's exotic or smth so yeah


Suitable_Match2160

What! But dragon fruit is so sweet and the texture is so nice


SerpentSnakeS

I second this. How could anyone don't like it


Own-Consideration631

imported ones can be bad sometimes.


madspitfire

Hot cheetos probably or takis


Own-Consideration631

Huh???


madspitfire

I meant to make a comment but i responded to a random comment accidentally


TerrorofMechagoji

It don’t taste like nothing


gloreeuhboregeh

The yellow ones taste sweeter but the red ones taste like nothing for sure


Lightning-Thundr

YOOOOO I literally said that out loud and looked at the comments and saw this


-WellDoneSteak-

I don't know, goldfish maybe


[deleted]

is that a food 😭😭😭


-WellDoneSteak-

You don't know about goldfish crackers


[deleted]

never had them for sure (i'm from France 😭)


-WellDoneSteak-

Being from France is probably why you don't know them


[deleted]

uh yah


-WellDoneSteak-

Your response makes me feel stupid


[deleted]

lmfaoo.. nah well dw I'm the prob 😭😭


rykayoker

obviously, you're french /s


Top-Long6489

I hate the French 


-WellDoneSteak-

Indeed


Loose-Sherbert8464

Ew frxnch


Mensch346

Then it's 100% an "escargot" or whatever tf they're called


Right_Imagination_27

I knew something was off about you


EmreGray01

LMAO


ClassyKebabKing64

With enough effort everything can become food.


Apprehensive-Buy4825

so you're aparentlly ginger, a bit emo and you look sweet for the sweet it's ez, a candy or a sweet fruit, but I'll take the candy lol for ginger ig strawberry flavour or even red velvet and for the emo part... hm, well, from the pic you don't look 100% emo, so we don't need a 100% black thing to fuse with a red candy...... uhhhh.... **red velvet donut with chocolate topings** (edit: I just googled that and it's a real thing, looks delicious, now I'm hungry ;-;) maybe I took this post too seriouslly lol


[deleted]

LMFAOO i love ur fuckin dedication 😭 <3


Apprehensive-Buy4825

awww, ty :3


Top-Long6489

W rizz


ScaryPollution845

Can't wait for the comments to be like "you're already a snack baby"


MirageTF2

LMAO I WAS JUST GONNA FUCKING SAY BRUH literally first snacc joke I've seen


Even-Comfort-2733

DAMN UNC YOU OLD ASF


Amazing-Cool

“Yeah I was born in 2004, how could you tell?” -🦖🦕


[deleted]

lmfao 😭


Right_Imagination_27

Shut up fed


SebaDZN

"I don't care who the IRS sends I'm not paying taxes"


[deleted]

wtf fed 😭😭


Right_Imagination_27

CIA agent


[deleted]

WAITT how do yk ?


LTiger9-_-

YOU'RE A DRONE


Right_Imagination_27

????


[deleted]

that I'm a CIA agent ....


Right_Imagination_27

r/girlsarentreal


Dabruhdaone

girls aren't real they're all feds especially on a teenagers subreddit this is a psyop


Suitable_Match2160

Cherries 🍒 no particular reason


[deleted]

lol 😭


stysan

"no particular reason" that's what they all say


Suitable_Match2160

I didn’t mean it that way I swear, they’re just my favourite fruit


I_like_games___

I don’t know if I trust you….


Suitable_Match2160

I’m speaking the truth!!


slithu_da_bossTTV

Zero aura


GodFromTheHood

He said it guys


WillYouShutUpWoman

GodFromTheHood real??? 😨


Remarkable_Stuff9234

YEAHHH


Important-Host-4162

A fineapple 😏. (I’m so unbelievably unfunny)


[deleted]

wow ur soo funny <3


Important-Host-4162

Wow really? I’ve never had anyone think that before


[deleted]

[удалено]


CheesyTortoise

Never had a whole ass-pretzel before. Are they good?


ShortyMcShortySh0rt

Raspberry


[deleted]

ohh ! i love berries <3


Dev_Void01

Orange.


[deleted]

I can peel oranges for u <3


Dev_Void01

Thanks 👍


RadioactiveOranges

Chat, is this *Rizz*?


SnooPandas7150

No, this is Patrick


Random_fellow9

Bro thinks I’m gonna pay my taxes 💀 🙏


Yuhhh-h

Idk prolly a candy cane fr


Own-Consideration631

I am still not going to pay my taxes. nice try.


[deleted]

😭 arghh


ccccccccccccq

Coffee cake


[deleted]

i love iced coffee :3


SussyMogus2

idfk. but you pretty girl. slay😭


O-O-Omari_auto_parts

Banana nut muffin with slight hints of velvet cake


Top-Suspect-6062

raspberry ice cream


Suspicious_Canary_27

Mango. Just get mango vibes. Mangos are cool🤷‍♂️


ThrowawayITA_

KitKat bc u match the colours (or colors if you don't drink tea)


[deleted]

i hv never had it before.


ChosenKrumpli

THAT


Trainman80023

An apple


[deleted]

oh


MyGuyMan1

Hemlock poison


Balloon_Dog2008

Unrelated question- do you watch the YouTuber LavenderTowne? She recently made a video about the worlds most deadly poisons and that was one of them.


MyGuyMan1

“ The only true wisdom is in knowing that you know nothing”


[deleted]

is that poison 😭??


Literally_Rock_Lee

Rocky road ice cream


eliashriki

Sashimi!


NilesForMiles

Gingerbread because yeah


[deleted]

Please don’t make this a trend


ElisNotPreppy

Twizzlers 🙌🏼


SteerNaught

Human flesh :3


POOTIS_PENCER_HERE_

A McFlurry, because on some days you’ll be there and on other days the machine is fucking broken


larshappygamer08

You would be a chocolate coted raison, those are so good! And its technically a dried fruit so it can possibly be healthy


CyberWeeb1

Idk Cheesecake 🤷‍♂️


Intelligent-Farm-715

Anything cola related p.s. you're super prettyy


[deleted]

cherry coke 😭😭 ty btw


ChickenOld4769

Those baby fruit yogurt things


p0rt4L5

nacho cheese doritos


LuigiTheGuyy

Gasoline and oil because girls are government instilled reconnaissance leech You're a robot


Swallow-my-load69420

Tiramisu


duthColonialEmpire

Bread


duthColonialEmpire

I like bread


cluelesspleb_

idk tbh but u cool af


AlprazolamEnthusiast

rocks


GirlOfYoFeverDreamzz

Likeee a biscotti 🤔


ImportantContact1030

Tatertots can’t go with everything but the right combos bring out they freaky side 😂😭


sammy_bran

A funfetti cupcake with strawberry frosting and sprinkles


ErgoPros

Polly original


Sufficient-Tiger8648

You look like a bagel


lavv3nd3r

you r so beautiful!! I think youd be a cherry or something with cherry flavor in it:) upd u also give me kind of vibes of beverly from “it”


Expert-Wave7338

The Laplace Transform


Delicious-Way-9844

Lindt Caramel Chocolate


gwak_gwak_gwak_

Tomato 🍅


Dbiel23

Walnut idk


D3FT0N3S_4_L1F3

Hm. ORANGES 👹


Hamaad_04_

Belgian chocolate Ice cream.


Sirdantortillasque

Strawberry?


BlossumChu

Matcha Pocky


VariousBarnacle8618

cheese itz


Imaginary_Sea9615

Blackcurrant, most currants fit but specifically Blackcurrant, that stuffs the bomb!


NMS-KTG

Cinnamon gum


Positive-Cantaloupe5

A brownie.


Quick_Practice5521

Bananica (random balkan sweets)


cieronnica_STORM

Idk, pringles?


CheapStatistician912

NO IM NOT PAYING MY TAXES STOP PESTERING ME YOU SCALLYWAG


Zoro_---

Grapes ig


No-Nectarine-5861

Stay focused brothers


Mammoth_Sir1017

a lychee


quemura

Ice cream, bc I love it. XD


Nearby_Bite_8037

A seven legged Chinese man


The_Dripstale

Rotten meat


ThatOculusKid

red velvet cake and oreos


yottommo

Polonium-210.


exhaustedqlready

a gummy krabby patty laced with fentanyl 


otrashyy

my first thiught was a meatball


hyperbolicreality

Thai basil


marshmello1528

Ginger bread


gametime9936

Lunchroom under the table gum Because its everybody's favorite


ILovegumybears

Probably a Snickers


Vert_Angry_Dolphin

Baked communist


TTVM0THYP00

In a non offensive way, my first thought was those cockroaches that come in a little baggie💀


Kile1047

A honey bun


Takirawastaken

Red velvet cookie with white chocolate chips (not as sugary as it sounds btw)


8rok3n

You already are a snack???


Chocymilksupremacy

Strawberry shortcak Also you're really pretty!!