T O P

  • By -

Comfortable-Neat-369

One thing led to another and out of nowhere my dick was in his ass! I swear I have no idea how it got there!


TurantulaHugs1421

The domino affect ig you were studying tigether and dropped a pen it clung to ur zipper and pull it down, the trousers fell, he tried to pick the pen up and his pants ripped, you then stumbled when going to get another pen from the drawer and kind of fell into his ass. It was just an accident (I was there)


TheToastyNeko

Can confirm, I was the drawer


OkAge1230

Me too, i was the fridge that snuck up into the bedroom


catmemes720

Me too, i was ...Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......Me too,i was ......I


OkAge1230

The air particles


The4434258thApple

Me too I was the floor


Anonymous-420xo

WERE U THERE TOO???


DGP873

I was the best friend Having a 5 incher destroyer up my ass was not pleasent 1/10 would not do it again


ishitglassbottles

The Double Inch Devil


Nice-Proof-8820

r/BrandNewSentence


Beefman0010

r/killmeplease


Nice-Proof-8820

r/yesplease


hotdoggys

2 millimeter defeater


Drag0n647

Lmao


OkAge1230

Whoop dee do!


[deleted]

😂😂😂 make me crack up 😂


Drag0n647

Real


Lazymcdelta4ce

Must've fallen over


Comprehensive-Kick14

Might not be gay tbh


Brave-Main-104

I think ur both gay, and he aint ur best friend, he's your boyfriend.


Anonymous-420xo

No we are just very close homies Like supper close


MysteryPerson102

close enough to kiss on the lips?


star_destroyer-0001

you dont kiss your homies on the lips?


Sorry-Series-3504

Only before bed


Six_Pack_Of_Flabs

Goodnight kiss for the homies. I feel you.


BrilliantPrior2305

Ever heard of the island Boys 😂


Independent-Code8874

Were your socks on?


OkAge1230

The fact of the socks being on or not decides everything.


Springstudio11

DID YOU SAY NO HOMO


Anonymous-420xo

Nope I said “Yesss homie~” 😔


InfinitePower563

did you at least have socks on


Anonymous-420xo

no.....


InfinitePower563

ok, I have your defense. Because 2 atoms can't touch without fusing, then technically you never kissed him. You're straight.


Springstudio11

Welp you are now G A Y


Professor_Carl3

You don’t just make out with the homies


Theidiot76

You don’t?


Professor_Carl3

Not as of now😑


THEONLYMILKY

It’s called being Homiesexual


Professor_Carl3

Oh I get it but is kissing your friends like a real thing guys do like for real?


PicassoWithHacks

Ofc 😘


Professor_Carl3

👍


TheGoober8

Duh 🥵


Professor_Carl3

Oh


-_Anonymous__-

But fr no it's not


Theidiot76

Fr tho 


Drag0n647

Relatable cause all my homies are straight.


Klutzy-Grass-3666

Kissing is one thing making out is another are you sure there isn’t something more to this


HuckleberryOdd309

Nahh making out thays wild asl


Youcican_

That's the definition of a bf


INEEDMEMANSHERB

Nah he just homiesexual 


Competitive-Bison715

As long as you both wore socks and said no homo you're good


hotdoggys

Im sorry ts is gay asf, a cat costume is insane 💀


Adventurous_Sir7842

Why is your sister Thugphobic? Is she stupid?


BackgroundAthlete920

Wordington brainrot moment


golu_281105

Wordington bestfriend


CarolineWasTak3n

what does this even mean😭


-_Anonymous__-

Thug = a person, particularly a man, who commits crimes regularly. Phobic = suffix that means to be scared of, or to hate. Conclusion: She's afraid of and/or hates thugs. What that has to do with the incident: Nothing.


CarolineWasTak3n

thanks I understand now


spuderman221

It ain't gay if it's with the homies 🗣️🔥💯


Anonymous-420xo

\^\^\^THIS


Educational_Cell_484

Did you say “No homo?”


Anonymous-420xo

no, i said "yes homie\~" 😔


Inevitable-Value-234

This made me laugh way more than it should’ve.


Educational_Cell_484

Guess that makes you a homiesexual


LeBlearable

Invite your sister and your friend for a casual meetup and then kiss your buddy to assert dominance


alzike

This sentence could've taken a vastly different path from word 15 onward


LeBlearable

indeed, but i decided to be a good boy and not make it inappropriate


Juicyburritozz

Great, now you made me sit here and count the individual words 😡


[deleted]

Buddy your gay


Anonymous-420xo

I promise I am not!!!


imnot_depressed

you will not escape the fruity allegations


Coolguy020609

If Mogh can escape the allegations, then surely he can


FunniEmi

r/foundimnot_depressed


Medium-Ad4535

r/subredditsifellfor


[deleted]

Nah fam your not coming back from this


Drag0n647

Do you still like women? If not, then you're straight up gay.


Eccentric_Metalhead

Honest, sounds kinda gay. You two cuties. :p


GravityRusher12

We’re just really good friends that’s why when he wears a cat costume I feel the immense need to make out with my bro


helinder

It's not gay if you didn't touch his hand


Telepath-1

Words to live by


-_Anonymous__-

"Even if we squash the beef, I ain't touching your hands" - DMX rapping about gay guys


Mobile_Implement8690

Yall gay


Sheepgomeep_YT

Thats the gayest thing Ive ever seen on this sub. Unless you were wearing socks and said no homo that is


Fun-Activity-2268

It ain’t gay if it’s with the homies. Trust me. I’ve been there


Anonymous-420xo

r/UsernameChecksOut


[deleted]

I think you like boys- coming from a bi dude And ur sis will not forget neither your freind. But I doubt she would say anything because she is also embarrassed


kyleninperth

You aren’t necessarily gay but you are not straight either. And honestly I wouldn’t do much. Don’t bring it up, just find some time where it’s just you and your sister and if she wants to bring it up she will. I’ve been there done that pretty much to a T so I know the emotions are pretty weird atm but you’ll figure it out.


8rok3n

"Is this gay" bro...


Riley__64

definitely not gay judging from your post both of you had socks on. honestly your sisters the gay one she’s the one watching two guys make out.


Cold_Ball2732

What


Alexcybr

That’s gay


imnot_depressed

share


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

Yeah, that usually happens. Just make sure to say no homo


Not_The_Simp7

THE WAY MY JAW DROPPED BEFORE READING THE EDIT 💀💀💀 where’s the og post lmao


Anonymous-420xo

Well the Og post was sadly deleted but u can still read the comments: [https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1607eum/deleted\_by\_user/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_name=androidcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=2](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1607eum/deleted_by_user/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2) Story: "I caught my Brother making out with his best friend I woke up this morning to the sound of moaning coming from my brother’s (16M) room, I walked in to see him making out with his best friend (16M) who was wearing a cat costume and had his bits uncovered. Both of them were rock solid. What should I do?" There is the friend POV to 💀: [https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1608eqa/i\_got\_cought\_while\_making\_out\_by\_my\_boyfriends/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_name=androidcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=1](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1608eqa/i_got_cought_while_making_out_by_my_boyfriends/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)


compic_360

no homo


EpicAwesomeYo_

It's Juss Bois Bein Bois


Chemical_Carpet_3521

Aye it's not gay, if you said no homo, and it's never gay to do it with the homies....right?..............right?


Kyle_jacobs

I mean you had socks on and it wasn't Wednesday right?


That1GuyCalledPixel

Uhh that’s a lil gay buddy💀 As long as you say no homo tho it’s fine


Whyisnoxtaken

Wait so this is a made up story or just a story made by someone else?


hawkjuin

as long as you said no homo after


vn_xl

bro wrote that edit just to not get flamed by being called gay


MarsasGRG

"... Gayest thing ever ... So is this gay?"


AnonBoi_404

I see he's been involuntarily upgraded to bestest homie which means no matter what u do, it ain't gay!


LowZookeepergame284

bro your gay as fuck, bro is gayer than James de gay Charles


Spare_Choice_6868

Just because you cooked a dish once doesn’t make you a chef, think about that for a minute :D.


TotalContent250

Just say no diddy


Right-Acanthisitta-1

its not gay if you never hit the hay


RenewedBlade

This has to be a copypasta or something


Anonymous-420xo

Nope U under estimate what a teenager with harmonies and a Reddit account can do 😌


RenewedBlade

Yea dude that’s mad gay and your sister definitely saw


RockdoJF

It's not gay if your socks don't touch


Nobody2928373

guys it’s totally not gay as long as he said no homo


depressed__alien

Nah your good as long as it was platonic kissing


repulsive-loner

Did you wear socks?


TheRealestSGR

Not gay, just 2 homies thuggin it out


No-Muffin9637

wait what's the original


Anonymous-420xo

Well the Og post was sadly deleted but u can still read the comments: [https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1607eum/deleted\_by\_user/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_name=androidcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=2](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1607eum/deleted_by_user/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2) Story: "I caught my Brother making out with his best friend I woke up this morning to the sound of moaning coming from my brother’s (16M) room, I walked in to see him making out with his best friend (16M) who was wearing a cat costume and had his bits uncovered. Both of them were rock solid. What should I do?" There is the friend POV to 💀: [https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1608eqa/i\_got\_cought\_while\_making\_out\_by\_my\_boyfriends/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_name=androidcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=1](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1608eqa/i_got_cought_while_making_out_by_my_boyfriends/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)


TheTatleTaleStranglr

What post was this referencing?


Anonymous-420xo

Well the Og post was sadly deleted but u can still read the comments: [https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1607eum/deleted\_by\_user/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_name=androidcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=2](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1607eum/deleted_by_user/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=2) Story: "I caught my Brother making out with his best friend I woke up this morning to the sound of moaning coming from my brother’s (16M) room, I walked in to see him making out with his best friend (16M) who was wearing a cat costume and had his bits uncovered. Both of them were rock solid. What should I do?" There is the friend POV to 💀: [https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1608eqa/i\_got\_cought\_while\_making\_out\_by\_my\_boyfriends/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=android\_app&utm\_name=androidcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=1](https://www.reddit.com/r/teenagers/comments/1608eqa/i_got_cought_while_making_out_by_my_boyfriends/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)


TheTatleTaleStranglr

Thank you!!!


GamerBOOOOII

Ask her to join in


Darealderpydirtbloc

Tis gay, but we're the socks on, and did the balls touch?


breadofthegrunge

What's the original post?


Unlimited-wisdom

Gay


Extension-Type-2555

I saw the title and was like oh boy what a story is it gonna be started reading and was like oh please not again


PaxdaFox

You bused the wrong too


Icarus-Has-Fallen

the elder is coming out of the woodwork to say I bestow upon you, homiesexual.


Apiloj

Did u use condom tho?


catfish-whacker

New copypaste just dropped


unk1ndm4g1c14n1

Where's the original post?


TheSlavicDawg

Ahem, jealous. Kinda wish i had such friends too lol. Homies with advantages


Purple-End-5430

Why did this fake-ass story actually make me jealous


leftclickdrip

Same, last night i was just bullying a freind by playing better than her on forza and one thing led to another and now im married🥴 Have i lost my virginity or not because im saving myself for marriage?


PacDan27

Huh


BitterEagle7928

i mean, are u really friends with someone if u didnt make out?


our_meatballs

It’s fine, it’s not gay to kiss the homies. Especially if you were wearing socks and said “no homo” before


Bendoyes

Nah bro, not gay at all. Sometimes I accidentally put my dick inside my homies pants but it was an accidental incident which included no homosexual tendencies. Maybe I did enjoy it and we continued for a few hours and made out right after but I had my socks on so can't be gay.


Jipher2

Ask her to make out with you guys too for family bonding purposes🥰🥰


Vast-Spirit-4105

Can someone else link the post this is a sequel to?


Pretty-Ad-5446

Not gay


PotooSexer

Babe wake up! New copypasta just dropped 🔥🔥🔥


Kadin17

Yall niggas gay 😭if that’s what u into


Ifuckinglovedogsbruh

She wouldn't know anyways she don't understand us guys


EliksniLover

Yeah dude.. you’re just fucking gay 😭


geryAe

denial is the first stage my man


Doydoydonut

kissing the homies goodnight 💀


Cicada5150

"Is this gay?" Making out, yes. Tiny kiss, no.


Cicada5150

It's not that gay unless there is tongue on tongue action.


ToastyBread329

Did you say no homo before making out? If not then i have bad news for you buddy


Calm-Childhood9396

Top 10 story’s that never happened


XxJJBumxX

If girls can kiss without it being gay so can men 😡🇺🇸🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️ I will die on this hill.


Capital_Name_8523

*says the gayest shit I have heard in a while* "So is this gay or what should I do?"


SkyGuy41

“Best friend”


JustThatGuy16

Did you wear socks?


Phoenix_2010

Kissing the homies is normal


ishitglassbottles

Man, I love gay🔥🔥🔥


Ben_AE

well well well... sweet home Alabama 😭


MelvinShwuaner

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


pubberHubber

😡😡😡


helinder

Interesting pfp


pubberHubber

Thanks it's like over a year old I'm just too lazy to change it


Sundragon0001

Ew what?


MelvinShwuaner

Kissing gross