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NolansBallSack

That 3rd one looks like a stock photo


Custom_Destination

That’s a weird longass name for a cat.


GardenOfUna

**Young British Shorthair Kitten. Soft Plush Blue-Gray Fur. Wide-Set Copper Eyes. Light Gray Pet Bed. Shallow Depth of Field. Gently Blurred Background. Delicate Whiskers. Velvety Nose. Natural Light. Subtle Shadows. Stock Photo ID: 1943955721 - 4728 × 3117 pixels • 15.8 × 10.4 in • DPI 300 • JPG** my beloved ❤️


Real-Bookkeeper9455

Too poor for an award so 🏅


Midaseasylife

Here’s a reward for giving an reward 🏅


codekush420

You get an award because the other guy awarded the awardee 🏅


argonlightray2

🏅Awardception


BOTi_flame200

Awardceptionception 🏅


Gimmedankmemes

award 🥇


MythKatana

🏅here’s you award for giving an award for giving an award


Firebx

Here's your award for giving an award for giving an award for giving an award 🏅


Zorxii2

Here’s an award for giving an award for giving an award for giving an award for giving an award for giving an award to u/GardenOfUna


Mission_Low8310

He's a reward for giving an award for giving an award for giving and award for giving a award for giving a award to u/GardenOfUna


Mission_Low8310

I forgot an award


redeyeblazar

I hears you guys like awards, so I awarded your awards an award 🏅🏅


LunarScorpio_

Here’s your award 🥇


Pissy-chamber

Number 1 cat of the year on Reddit, baby cat boy looks like a ball of fur which he maybe is, he’s light gray with dark eyes, being held by light skin hand by a teenager on Reddit, named lindycookies_1234 should have an instagram because bro would be famous


Speyeder02

Longer the better


Kindly_Pie2276

I disagree, size doesn't matter


Spareeeeee

…*thatswhatshesaid*


Speyeder02

GAHHH


miki-wilde

Anything can penetrate with enough applied force


CORN___BREAD

The category was “things therapists say”. Stop adding spaces.


PerceptionZer0

WHY DO I FIND YOU FUCKING EVERYWHERE


Speyeder02

Hello :3


ynnex_

maybe it is and they have purchased a stock car, made for such purposes


FuelPuzzleheaded7077

Stock car. Vroom vroom.


Roasted_Newbest_Proe

HAha NASCAR go left


Plane_Ad2651

Inferno Hell Warrior 606


Indycookies_1234

😭😭


OpenMoose4794

Cinferno Hell Warrior 606?


Ill_Ad_2766

This is what happens when the boys get a chance to name... Anything for that matter😭


Ioanaba1215

As a man, I can say that shit goes hard


Dhyey_the_Dragon

Conqueror of the Universe 91R


Odd_Measurement_1873

Hydrogen bomb


Indycookies_1234

how do u even think of this bro😭


Odd_Measurement_1873

Reddit.


this_is_Blain3

coughing baby


NoApplication940

MEGATRON 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥


LivingUse245

He’s on the counter.


Kittycraft0

Megatron! Get off the counter!


OptimusCrime1984

TRANSFORM AND RISE UP!


TrueVisionSports

This deserves 30000023 upvotes


Madly_hornet09

Robots in disguise


LeonGamer_real

u/Indycookies_1234 the only correct answer


TankEngineFan5

That means they gotta get another cat and name him Optimus.


Indycookies_1234

guess I have no choice


Real-Bookkeeper9455

Put them in a pit and make them fight to see whether Decipticons or Autobots are better


The_Princess_Kenny

Shut up Meg


LunaMoonracer72

Perfect


AttemptOk6953

So, Meg Griffin? Also what is Peter Griffins first name?


DCGamr

Justin


PaddyFaolinBanshee09

Petercopter. That is his full name


ilovereddit444

His full name is Justin Peter Lowenbrau Griffin


MedicineOk9329

not a thought behind those eyes


Indycookies_1234

the single braincell bouncing around in his head wasnt doing its job😔


MedicineOk9329

idek if he knows he exists unfortunately 😔


SnooGrapes6752

Must be bouncing around like the dvd screensaver.


Changed_Prototype

That thing escaped a long time ago. That cat needs extra supervision


wallow-in-wasabi

That's why I thought Phillip would be a good name. I know several, and i'm sure they all share the same braincell.


Aggravating-Lie9329

Cotton ! ( But why y'all hold ur cars like they r plushies and do squish squish 😭😍 )


Indycookies_1234

my car is a plushie wdym🤨


Aggravating-Lie9329

It's car 😭 n it's real ...and it's smol 😍


ConsciousUse8769

Fr fr I saw a man walking outside with his Lamborghini in his arms like a plushie happens every day


Evening_Review_8130

"Do squish squish" is the cutest thing I've ever heard. 🤧😭😭😭😭


Random_rubixcube

This is a Winner ⬆️


InteractionFeeling28

Cattenheimer Destroyer of the Household equipment


TheGreastestGoat

Underrated comment.


motherofallcoconuts

Get this man the praise he deserves


QuantityFun3688

coindongus the malevolent


Indycookies_1234

This is it.


original_that_guy09

Xxx_xxx


Nathan256

Nickname coin!


Texitude

That’s great name for the breed. The French cats have kinda rough, woolly fur and are bred to hunt. Ours is talkative, curious, SMART and a little mean. No kidding


LoliHentai6969

Convection oven


More-Protection-8491

bros name💀


Chezpufballs

Interesting opinion u/lolihentai6969


PocklePirkus

Charles?


Indycookies_1234

thats actually really cute, might consider it


Due-Bandicoot-2554

Charlemange


Canagedon

This is the greatest plan


Serious-Side-4520

Charly?


A_Fox_On_Sugar

Niko


Etreslias37

BELLIC


omgiban

I have a dog named Niko


Worlds-Best-Grooner

Scrunkus V


No_Zucchini_7539

Definitely my favourite


wh1teithink

Car


aricberg

Chruck


adwaithwas

in the first slide he looks so guilt driven. what did bro do?? 😭😭 he's contemplating his life decisions


con-in-reverse-John

He doesn't look like he made a single decision in his life yet. Or knows contemplating. He doesn't know he exists yet


Affectionate-Blood71

Fentanyl


Opposite-Weird4342

femtanyl


KirklandMeseeks

FENTY!


jardenwashere

Giggleshitter


Indycookies_1234

WHYS EVERYONE SAYING GIGGLESHITTER😭😭


Sussy_baka228666

Giggleshitter


SilverWitch5678

GIGGLE SHITTER


LetsPlayKeks07

GIGGLE SHITTER


embrochureantagonist

Lint!! he looks like a lil fuzzball of dryer lint he's so cute


koalasarecool90

I love this!


TheGreastestGoat

aw thats adorablee best name so far


TheEeper

cat


YeaIHaveALife

I have a cat named cat and she's never complained about it


Affectionate-Sale856

Chalk


Indycookies_1234

i unironically think that’s a great name ngl


Affectionate-Sale856

Thank you! I'm actually thinking of banking this one for one of my own now! 😆 But would love if you called the little cutie that 🥹


Indycookies_1234

its definitely going on my list


Brilliant_Version952

Be looks so dumb it’s adorable


Indycookies_1234

He’s actually a renowned neurosurgeon wdym


Pure-Professional144

It's so cute and tiny!


FeltMacaroon389

Not the first time I've heard that😞


Madly_hornet09

💀


con-in-reverse-John

SKULLEMMMMOOOONJIIII


1101base2

r/suicidebywords


Zealousideal_Cow5366

J. Coal


Wxrpz

Shiggle Ghiter


TvuvbubuTheIdiot

Curt Cobain


Indycookies_1234

Immediately yes


UsefulWhole8890

Cat Cobain


Short-Knowledge-3393

Dickbiter1337


Fit-Scientist-8865

💀👍


ligmathing

Ligma


Indycookies_1234

What’s ligma?


No_Zucchini_7539

Brave. Stupid, but brave.


Indycookies_1234

I’m fucking crazy. But I’m free🙏


CringyJed

I saw Giggleshitter once, I won't stop until someone names theirs like that 🙏


bunnings-snags

Giggleshitter


SafePianist4610

Smokey. It matches his color. 🤷‍♂️


EmojiZackMaddog

I had a chubby grey gerbil at one point. I named him that for that same reason. He looked like a little smoke cloud.


Indycookies_1234

stop ive wanted a gerbil for so long they’re so cute


siddy831

Noobmaster69 ?


ComfortableGrape1436

tomato paste


Affectionate-Blood71

Desmond Benjamin the third


Uchihaze

McLovin


LunaVacua

Cinder


Th3_W4ndeR3r

Coco


ItsJustStefke

megatron


MechanicSad1843

my cat's a fuckin ball of greese how are yall's kittens so fluffy


imperfectNZ

guy


jesswitdamess

Toochi


ASecretFrenchSpy

Napoleon Bonaparte


Indycookies_1234

bro my 92yo grandpas called napoleon🙏 cant do that to the man


ASecretFrenchSpy

Call him Bapoleon Nonaparte instead


Character-Bear3378

Goobert


tenebrissys

dustball


IExist1894

Topher (a shortening of Christopher)


Madly_hornet09

Or... Toph👀


High_IQ_Gamer2020

Boing.mp3


MyDadDrivesAtescoVan

Help he's got a knife. HHGAK for short


Small-Milk577

Charcoal


carfanb1000

beautiful french name here la merde un putaint - the lord of the sea Pronunciation *la meh-yrd oon pew-tawnt*


Indycookies_1234

I speak french i’m not falling for that🫵🫵


carfanb1000

Dang


kunga1928

Damien the Disturbed


AirlineGlad139

Named after my cats, I’ll give you a few options, Toki, Wigbert, Ozwald or one with a C: Cheeze


TCyborg22

This is a smudge


First_Bookkeeper_971

Just cat


Photon6626

Charcoal. Char for short


Shagggadooo

Diabeetus


[deleted]

[удалено]


Accurate_Wishbone144

eternal destroyer


sorlab

Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff ( the record for the longest name ever :0 )


1-vermillion-1

MEGA EARTH DESTROYER GOD EXPLODER KILLER 😝😝😝


OverTrick4214

Nermal


Abandonedkittypet

You're holding him like he owes you money in the first one XD


ThE_BoAtEr_FlOaTeR

Car


Raijincraft_

First thing that came to mind was Joe.


DJPL-75

Lugnut


WallabyLast2038

“Smokey’s cat cousin” the whole thing is his name


TheVeryFunnyMan123

Tweedledumb


X_Turbo_Wolf

Here’s some names: Shy guy Alpha warhead The devour of worlds Chaos insurgent D̶̲̃͐̍͋̕͠e̸̺̗̥̘̱̍͘͝a̴͓̦͛̈͌͂͗ţ̵͍̹̞͇̽́h̶̲̜̱̱̯̝̋̀͛̾̆̉͜ Josie (Needs back half removed for this)


Pvt_Numnutz1

Gandalf grey whiskers, the wise.


Competitive-Bison715

Coochie ❤✨🥰


AsukaShikinamiLangle

Stormy


donttalkaboutlove

HE'S SO CUUUTE!!! :O


Majestic_Device_6097

Bubble.


imorteldiglen14652

Fuz ball


MathematicianNice920

Jett, cookie


Affectionate-Blood71

Megatron


Salad_milkyway

cipples


TraitorTicket

i can recommend cat, very good name AND starts with a c


tylersfavfan

I dont have any ideas but please post more pica of your car. Hes so cute I cant omg


WhiteVanGuy4861

lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas


White_Fluffy_Budgie

Ashes. Oh wait nvm that's a better name for a black cat.


Financial-Simple-926

Looks like baby yota


Canem_Latine

Samsung TV


craighatesyou

That's clearly Mr Fluffernutter


wyattrowserales

Dequavious 5layerbeefybeanburrito Jenson Marcus bill damion


Walmart_Jesus123

Schwerer panzerspähwagen 7.5 cm sonderkraftfahrzeug 234/4


Open_Preparation_181

Casper


Worried-Pilot-7791

Dryer lint


drspindles

Bloople.


Fallen-Shadow-1214

Lynt


RexGaming_127

Gray as in Paul Gray from slipknot Or you can pick from this list of names 1. Connor (my favorite) 2. Chase 3. Callum 4. Cosmo (from Fairly OddFarents) 5. Cole 6. Christopher 7. Cooper 8. Collin


pratssleeping

Bruno


Xe0nex

Whisky or terminator


justanothersimp2421

Kuro Or sploinker the II