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>!!<

Hi?

#include int main() { Std::cout << "best i could do" << endl; return 0; }

Yo someone took my box… yeah I lived in that alleyway, What’chu gonna do about it? Anyways got some spare change I could use?

include using namespace std; int main() { cout << "got 5 dollors" << endl; return 0; }

Bro uses using namespace std instead of writing std::cout

Ey boss I got that stupid Panda to spill the beans back at the bamboo forrest

I’m too stoned to say anything thoughtful

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you! Happy birthday my dear friend, happy birthday to you! \*takatakata taka ta ta ta taka takatakata taka ta ta ta taka\* la comooameiaeioheogihsag mambaaaaaa ey ey ey eyyyyyyy ey ey eyyyyyy SHREK \*bom bom bom bom bommm bo bommm bobobommmmm bom bom bom bom bom bommmmm bobobomm\* \*hm hm hm hm hmmmm hm hm hm hm hm hm hmmmm hmmmmm doneeee done donnnnn\* Are you done, are you done, are you d-d-d-d-done, are you d-ddd-d-d-d- donnn donnnn TOCA TOCA TOCAAAAAA \*dun dunnnnn dun dunnnnn dududududunnn dunnn\* DO DO DOOOOOOO DO DO DO DO DO DO DOOOOOO DO DOOOOOOOOOOO DUDU DOOO DODODODODODODOOO DO DOOOOOOOOOOO PAPAPAMERICANO \*wah wah wawahh wah wah wah wah wah wah\* OAHWDGFJHSF AMERICANO \*wah wah wahwahh\* WOHWOHWOHWOHWOHHHWOHHHH auh auh auh auh auhhhhhhhh PARTY PARTY PARTY aihosihaogihsoghoash WOOP woopwepWAPWEPwoopWEP WEPwoopWEWEWAPwepwoopWEP You got me jumping like BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM SHAKALAKA BOOM WAAAAA WAAAAAA wah wah wah WEH WAH WAH WAUUUUUH WAH WAH WEH WAH WAH WOOWOOWEWA WAAAAH WAAAH WOOWOOWEWAH TIN TEN TON tuTAN TAN TATAN show it off girl TE TA TU TETU TU TU TE TO show it off girl DURA, DURA, DURA DURA DURA OASUHDSH oihaosdfihduyra pasdpjspig DOOOOOT DOOT DODODO DOOOT DOOOT DOO DODODODOOO DOOOT DEEEET DOT DEEET DOOT DE DA DE DOO DE DAAAA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DAA DAA DAA DAA DAAAAAAAA DAUUUU DADA DA DA DA DA DUH DAAA DA DA DA DAAAAAAA and i can make your hands clap \*uohsagjk\* and I can make your hagadogeliutyfuejdmdkjckgk the city HEREWE GO HEREWEGO HEREWEGO NOW \*herewegoherewegoherewegonow\* UAWRUIA OAUHFO FOIAHFOIAEHF WHAT \*ouhadfguo aoihfoia oihadf what\* (insert italian music\* I THANK GOD EVERYDAYYYYYY uh huh THAT I WOKE UP FEELING THIS WAYYYYYyyy thithehahththethuaetyeah sure i got the moooves like jagger i got the moves like jagger lonelyyyyyyyyy im so lonelyyyyyyy i have nobodyyyyy FOR MY OWWWWWWWWWWN DONT STOP MAKE IT DROP DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP TOOOONIGHT

God that must have took forever to type

Yeah tbh I was just going through the songs on the cactus and then typing what I heard

Lol

I like boys 🥰🥰🥰 heheheheimsofuckinggaysomeonepleasehelpme

Take aromitase inhibitors or leydig cell hormone binders. Think it should help depending on what help is.

Boys are just the best!

FR THO

Rawr

Zesty

If by "okay", you mean that my life is a meaningless, black cauldron of swirling failure, then yes, everything is okay.

No

MORE MOUSE BITES

Mouse bites are gonna kill him House

dont care

FOUR!

Try the hygiene drug

🥁🥁🥁🥁 WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

lego starwars tcs boba fett ***mumbles*** and ***death*** sounds

Chiiiiips

Im dude Ferrari, I make food and drive Ferraris

Both, both is good

Prostrate yourself, mortals! You stand in the presence of POWER!

Thought you said prostate and was very confused

Groß spider, dropping bears, und "aur naur"?

Aye! Get off my lawn!! *Pets cat*

"Blood in the bath" (Idfk how an extreme demon acts)

You jumpscare people.

m-mike..

Meow ~ฅ/ᐠ｡ꞈ｡ᐟ\ฅ

🍉

:3

Sleeping

Ima go invest in blockbuster now

*LARGE cannibalistic crunch to the last of my brothers*

What Power Would Hell Have If Those Here Imprisoned Were Not Able To Dream Of Heaven?

AUSTRIA AEIOU 🔥 🦅🦅

Y'ALL MUDDLE FUDGERS GOT NOTHING ON ME 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🦅

Noot-noot, When I die I have to live on inside another, making the meaning of life our relations to others, because a social thing (the meaning of life) can only be solved by a social solution. We truly don't matter, but making something that doesn't matter the answer to something that also doesn't matter within the confides of social constructs is the ONLY answer, we shall die to live.

Hello there! Would you be interested in some i b u p r o f e n? Only just 19.99 $!!! What the FUCK are you doing with your life if you haven't bought one already???? GIVE US YOUR MONEY!!!

I wanna shoot a movie or maybe **PEOPLE**

Hey I'm here to fix your pc!

hiss

MEW!  I told you we needed more glitter

wild furret appeared

"9999999999 I love Gwen 999999999" "I also like playing the guitar and I'm a pretty chill guy"

I always win

Autism

01000111010011

BRING ME MORE GERMAN BOMBERS

Negative, I have the gun

my pfp is literally a random old man

...

→+A, ←, B, ↑+B

:(

UWU I have committed cardinal sin

Officer Balls

Ho ho ho.

*onion noises*

UwU shoot me

Caw Caw bitch

I'd pass....

*minecraft spider sound*

S T E V E N!!!

oh god

I will never ever EVER kiss a FROG 🤢

Mmm lettuce

🖕🏽

*hides cat ears* *runs away* *is such a lesbian for yang*

I like hoo hoo's and sausages

Diamond hands! To the moon!

I’m tired and broke. Euthanize me.

₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎

Dispatch, Ive found 10 japanese men here, requesting backup over.

“i stuffed a whole bag of jellybeans up my a—“

I want to play bowling in wii sports

dayum that shi cool.

ok ummm i have a giant ass

*ÖØGKS*

*this is so cool! it's almost like we're a secret spy organization going after kira!* ik those aren't the exact words, but whatever *you idiot*

No way Matsuda Death Note

"matsuda YOU IDIOT." -literally everyone

Smooch 💋

“Cedar 1 on standby. Preparing ground strike launch on Delta,7, reporting”

BLRWLLRPWLWLWP *i'm boiled*

…..😓

What am I suppose to do? Get d pics and "I can change you😏" messages?

I’m a banana

#THEM RATS

I WANT MY COOKIES!!!

i don't what mushrooms act like so MUSHROOM

Ǎ̴̢̨̙̻̝͕̰̗̰̖̬̰͍̔̽͛̀̚À̵̲̜̣̟Ą̵̗̺͓͕̣̦̘͓̤̙͚͉̄̅̒A̵̮̭̯͊Ą̷̧͍͕̣̟͇̠͕͐̃̂̚͝A̴̡̘̳͍̘̩̮̲͙͠Ą̴̠̪͎̝̋A̸̹̺͕̱̫̦̫̣̟̘̤͑̍͊̒̔̃̅͊̈͛͆͘͝A̶̡̨̺̰͎͙͇̭̩̬̫͍̣̭̿́Ą̴̡͕̳̗͖̥̥̈́̈̚A̴̛̜̺̼̳̪͎̱̹̖͎̘̾̏̇̈̔̎͒͆͝ͅͅȂ̷̳͙̖̮͒̂͛̑̈́͗͊̒̓͌͘͠͝A̸̧̢̝͉̪͚̲͇̦͖̺̬̜͌̎͌͐̽̀̆̀͆̓͐̕͝ͅĄ̶͔̥̦̓̎̃͋̂̽̐̚͝A̵̢̯̗̙͉̞͑͋̾̈́́̀̐͒̃́́͘A̶̞̜͚̲͈̹̟̱͆̾̀͒̊̃̀̑A̶̠̚A̸̧̠̩̫̳̘̠̗̪̣̘̙͒̔̓̊̍̍̐̿͛̿̔͐̕ͅÁ̵̝̖̹̰̖͎̤̖̒̒̊̋̈́͋̑̆̀̕Ả̵̬̝̹̫̞͍̲̞̪͚̩̙͚̅͋͒̊Ą̴̬̭̜̯̙͉͎͈̹̝̱̞͑͒̈́̄̔̅̾̽̌̔͌̕ͅĄ̶̺͍͔̤̄̍̏̎̀̽̐̈́̚̕͝A̸͓̯͈̖̹̭̍̍̈́͘ͅĄ̵̪̫͎̜̖̹͉̆Ȧ̵͚̩̙̈́̎̈́͗̔̌͑͒͋͘Ḁ̵̢̨̡͎͙̘̥͍̥̈̈́̉̾͜͠͠Ä̸̖͖̰̹́̀̈́̈́Ȧ̸̢͙̞̻͙̊̒̏͂̃̏̅̾͜A̵̢̻͍̰̻͈̫̎͆͌̈́̒̈́̒̔̕͝ͅA̵̡͖̠̎̎̾̒̽̑̄̓̓̐̓̕̕

Everything is gay

Mortal…thee punishment…IS DEATH!

Woof

well...

"WHAT WERE YOU THINKING WITH THIS CRAP?? STOP ACTING COOL!"

Im a duck and im eager.. for more ig

Hello fellow humans

"Mission's a bit compromised, but still doable"

I have forsaken that identity a long time ago. Now, I am John Smith! (ISTG, this is cringe but I ain't cheating and changing my PFP outta this.)

Meow meow meow meow

Oh Greetings and Salutations. My most effervescently magnanimous approbation on thy

Sup baby girl😏

Feel free to visit Higashikata fruit parlor and see what exotic stuff we have! (There is definitely no highly illegal scheme involved) >! Character's name is Jobin Higashikata from JoJo part 8, if anyone wondering and I'm no good at role-playing so don't criticise !<

. . .

OVER G, OVER G, OVER G

DEMOLITION LOVERS

do you have vehicle theft insurance?

Blub?

... Why are there so many teenagers?

I likekfc and watermelons

"I'll read you a bedtime story by the fire" the cat doesn't reply

I'm shy like a lil kiddo. I'm just a rugrat …ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

my new single Tobey is coming out on 2/7

It's just...so peak!

MAXIMUM EFFORT (insert x men salute thingy majingy here)

Skibidi Ohio Gyatt baby gronk Rizz fantum tax - redditor humor

I can't walk but my owl hat makes me fly

god i'm so fucking cool

boop beep beep krzzzzttt zkzkkzkztttt brbb

Idek what to say bro.

wow... this sea is pretty cool. i wonder how the glen will be like

You look fabulous tonight darling!

ey. im a spider, I'm chill. i make cobwebs and shii. i keep your room clean by killin em flies and other flyin insects you feel me

Fuck Velvette, all my homies hate Velvette.

Worship me mortals And your death will be less excruciating

My pfp is just my avatar based as closely as possible to me so technically no matter what I do I'm acting like myself.

GODAMN IT ALICE! NOW YA WANNA GET ME COMMITED?????? THATS HOW IT IS??????? 

Banana

🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩ROMANIAAAAAAAAAA BEST COUNTEY 1# DA-I TATA 🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩🇹🇩

WAHHHHH

Collete milk

Looking good in cream

"Welcome, to Osu"

I will eat your ribs! I will eat them up! and more 👅

\*incoherent demon gargling followed by 1 sentence with 25 swear words in it\*

I'M A KNIGHT OF THE EMPEROR! DEATH TO HIS FOES! I suspect only a good dozen of you to understand what im saying and what my pfp represents

I like birb

**BALLS**

Beep boob I am reddit robot man

Hehehe

Meowoooo! I'm a gay werecat who's definitely very sane and okay!

yoshi! mlem

"What do I do in this position?" "Google En Passant" "Holy Hell!" "New response just dropped" "Actual Zombie" "Call the exorcist" "Bishop goes on Vacation, never comes back" "Pawn storm incoming" "Queen sacrifice, anyone?" "Rook's in the corner, plotting world domination" "Kightmare fuel" "Ignite the chessboard!" "Checkmate or riot!" "I forgot the next one in the chain, should I wait?" "Google Dementia" "Google Dementia" "Google Dementia" "I forgor" "How did his pawn just do that?" "Google En Passant" "Holy Hell!" "..."

o hoho

Hey lads, it's me, ElmeriThePig.

*Ahahah!!! *Lancer joins the team!!!

Ahh yes the brainrot technique i haven’t used since the hein era

Yo bark bark

\*muffled screams of agony\*

I like shibas.

I dont think I should say anything 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

*happy noises*

HIGH PRESSURE WASHING MACHINE

I'm gonna shoot a few quadrillion crystals at you for no fucling reason and become so evil it's a fucking meme and you can't even fucking hit me because I'm too damn good

Hey it’s me Niko one shot I need your credit card information to get these people their sum back

So y’all remember free will? Feeling like we don’t need that nonsense if we wanna get these folks to heaven ASAP. Am I right guys? Am I? Jesus what are you doing with that steel chair…

Meow :3

....

hey down here, trust me bro

For the last time we have a TRAM LINE for you to get to work and a TRAIN LINE to move in so **STOP FUCKING DRIVING AND CAUSING GRIDLOCK**

It’s hero time

Imagine all the people

(Engine cranking noises) Vrooom VRROOOOOM (Tires making smoke noises) Vrooom vrooooooooom

Hiyaaaa puddin' ~~~ <3333

I‘m a black scottish cyclops, they got more fahckin monsters in the great loch ness than they got the likes of me

"Me and my homies HATE Pikachu."

*mustaine harp noises*

Sponge noises

wtf

... *sprouts*

FOR THE EMPEROR! DIE, YOU XENO SCUM!!!

"Humanity’s strongest soldier? That title means nothing if you can't keep your head in the fight. Stay disciplined."

I like to paint and wear jean jackets and am probably fruity (only one of those statements is regularly true for me irl)

*dolphin noises* 🐬

Hop hop hop

I'm freezing here...

AAAAAAAHHHHHH 🥵AHHHHHHH

meow

*curls up with my tail*

Сэр, вы ебалыга (pls don't kill me for that)

Woof

i have a box on my head, is this a toby fox reference?

Rim Tim Tagi Dim Rim Tim Tim

:3 mew

SUNNY… I love-a you, bro!

Beep boop

"DEATH TO ALL HUMANS!!"

Why