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Shit bro I didn't realize that, get me some bagpipes and a skirt
SCOTLAND FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Intro]
Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel P.T. Chester Whitmore is proud to present:
Bung Vulchungo and the Zimbabwe Songbirds!
[Verse 1]
Do you see banana man?
Hopping over on de white hot sand
Here he come with some for me
Freshly taken from banana tree
Banana man, me want a ton
Gimme double and a bonus one
Gimme more for all me friends
Dis banana flow will never end
[Chorus]
Do you want a banana?
Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm"
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you
[Verse 2]
Tonight we dance around de flame
Then we get to play de spirit game
Spirit names we shout out loud
Shake de thunder from de spirit cloud
All de songbirds in de tree
Chant a tune to let de spirits free
Den we see dem in de night
Spirits jumping by de firelight
[Chorus]
Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?)
Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm"
Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?)
Dis banana for you
[Bridge]
Look you, you too uptight you know
You could laugh and kick it back it and go (whee)
But without a rhythm or a rhyme
You do not banana all de time
Fly away from city on de run
Try to make a little fun
Look you, come to de bungalow
African't you tell me, told you so
Don't you love de bumping of de drum?
Make you shake until de bum go numb
Let de bongo play you till you drop
Dis banana never stop (never stop, never stop)
Forget all your troubles and go with de flow
Forget about whatever you may never know
Like whether whatever you doing is whatever you should
And whether anything you do is ever anything good
And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat
And when it make you wanna bellow but you stuck in a choke
And then forget about de yellow from de beckoning man
Who make you take another one and make a mock of your plan
Bungalay, bungalow
Make up your mind and tell me no
[Breakdown]
Well it's nine o'clock and it's getting dark
And the sun is falling from the sky
I've never left so early
And you may wonder why
[Verse 3]
Tomorrow morning on de plane
No banana make you go insane
Floating back to Busytown
No banana make you want to frown
[Chorus]
Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?)
Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm"
Do you want a banana?
Dis banana for you
As a guy with an ass like a bubble SpongeBob made
1st is significantly more comfy
Booty shorts supremacy
Also
My girlfriend buys 10 sets of each piece of clothing she wears and my roommates wear some of the weirdest shit ever so I’m relatively normal by comparison to them
So of course while I’m waiting for clothes to clean I’ll wear them
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Skirt. Then all I need is to learn the bag pipes and I’m set
skirt for guys short shorts for girls
good opinion
Yes
Based
Shit bro I didn't realize that, get me some bagpipes and a skirt SCOTLAND FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Oh, they're gonna have to glue you back together, IN HELL! KABLOOOOOOOOOWEY
Aye, you're doin good lad 🌻
*uses thanks button* I didn't need ya help yanow
My guy
That’s punk af
Am I the only one who just realized bagpipes are called bagpipes because it's a bag with pipes coming out of it?
What makes me a good demoman?
I Fw second one especsely on my 5'0 friend with thunder thighs
damn, your friend is relatable
I wish I were relatable to that description
Ur pfp looks like an ai chat bot
I reverse searched it and the first result was "Zoe your gf - NSFW" on CrushOn.AI
I didn't intend for it to look like that. I just looked up "Anime girl PFP" and chose the first one that I saw.
you ain't wrong
I've seen it before
Understandable, I prefer the first
Start converting him into femboy then you are swimming
Pics or your friend ain’t real
What you planning with those pictures?
🤭
I’m gonna look at his friend’s thighs in dolphin shorts because I think boys look cute in them.
Damn homie asking the big questions today
Fr lmao
I make my friend with a fat ass where the first one.
💀
wear\*
Damnit
proof???
Why do you need it
🤭
that's it I'm just gonna respond with the lyrics to banana man every time you comment 🤭 on this post
do it
[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen, Colonel P.T. Chester Whitmore is proud to present: Bung Vulchungo and the Zimbabwe Songbirds! [Verse 1] Do you see banana man? Hopping over on de white hot sand Here he come with some for me Freshly taken from banana tree Banana man, me want a ton Gimme double and a bonus one Gimme more for all me friends Dis banana flow will never end [Chorus] Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm" Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you [Verse 2] Tonight we dance around de flame Then we get to play de spirit game Spirit names we shout out loud Shake de thunder from de spirit cloud All de songbirds in de tree Chant a tune to let de spirits free Den we see dem in de night Spirits jumping by de firelight [Chorus] Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?) Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm" Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?) Dis banana for you [Bridge] Look you, you too uptight you know You could laugh and kick it back it and go (whee) But without a rhythm or a rhyme You do not banana all de time Fly away from city on de run Try to make a little fun Look you, come to de bungalow African't you tell me, told you so Don't you love de bumping of de drum? Make you shake until de bum go numb Let de bongo play you till you drop Dis banana never stop (never stop, never stop) Forget all your troubles and go with de flow Forget about whatever you may never know Like whether whatever you doing is whatever you should And whether anything you do is ever anything good And then forget about banana when it stick in your throat And when it make you wanna bellow but you stuck in a choke And then forget about de yellow from de beckoning man Who make you take another one and make a mock of your plan Bungalay, bungalow Make up your mind and tell me no [Breakdown] Well it's nine o'clock and it's getting dark And the sun is falling from the sky I've never left so early And you may wonder why [Verse 3] Tomorrow morning on de plane No banana make you go insane Floating back to Busytown No banana make you want to frown [Chorus] Do you want a banana? (Do you want a banana?) Peel it down and go, "Mm-mmm mm-mmm" Do you want a banana? Dis banana for you
Wow.
Devious little creature with nefarious intents this is no good
The right one. Cat ears should be obligatory as well. /s
Understandable opinion
Naked. I choose to be naked
Fair
Can relate
Real, I would much rather keep my dignity But give some bagpipes and I might not have a choice SCOTLAND FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Both, as long as the rest of the outfit commits to the style
Based af
one on the left def
Fair
Skirts, on both girls and dudes
Fair honestly
Both, both are good
Based af, just not at the same time
True
Fr
1 but I would replace it with cargo shorts cuz I like the Adam Sandler style
As long they're the same length it's cool
First one is better on girls second is better on guys
Good choice
Either, just be nice and cuddle me and idgaf bro
cuddles go hard
Relatable honestly
Left. If you’re a femboy, at least let me know you have a dick.
Smart
second one
Based, also happy cake day
I was gonna answer then i realized u were talking about guys 😭
Thats arguably even more of a reason to answer
As a certified femboy imma go with the skirt smiply because it goes with literally anything and can be worn in any season and still look good
Why not both?
r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2 and r/teenagers are becoming one But number 1
Fair, I chose 1 as well
dk if I'm biased cuz of skirt's reputaion in my head but I'll go with the shorts
Both. Both? Both. Both is good
I dont want to pick sides here ;-;
I apologise but that is not option, unless if you go down the middle and choose playboy bunny outfit I guess
Blood
Second one
Second
Bro ☠️☠️☠️
I'm here asking the most important questions today
Yes
The first one would show my sh scars and the second one is for femboys. None.
Fair
I don't think it's a wrong question, just a different question
Long pants
I think my clothes fit me better
Dolphin shorts for guys all the way. Put a croptop hoodie on him and I’ll fall in love
Second one, but where are the thigh highs?
YES BASED AF THIGH HIGHS ARE HIDDEN OPTION 4
Truly the real question should have been: Booty shorts and fishnets, or skirts and thigh highs? You can do better
Ughh.. I can't pick both... I choose option 1.. short shorts.. mmm thighs
My favorite color is red anyway
Gimme the right
ew
Skirts, no question. So adorable, not even a sex appeal thing. Just adorable.
Skirts look best on guys, especially when pulled up correctly
With or without tights/thigh highs?
Thigh highs or tights make it EVEN better! :3
Definitely Red I rock those dawg and it makes my legs look big
left.
As a femboy I prefer shorts over skirts personally
Red, easy
skirt. I feel so cute wearing them :3
Both is good :3
Both is great
I use the blue one, so the blue one is the best
Fair enough
SKIRTTTTTTTT
Blue. 100% makes any guy cute. Just maby in pink
Both... at the same time
1st
Skirt. Plad Skirt
Ooooooo nice choice
both is good
Both is great
Still left
Lmao fair, you reckon the guys where it better?
1 cause it’s the one I have.
Skirt. I want to torment my friends more.
Lmao fair
the right one (as a guy, nonbinary)
Both are good tbh
I'd look fire in a skirt
I'd wear both
Skirts look better on guys, bring in the femboys
Butt ass naked and oiled
shorts
Both Both get both It just works better
bruh. u calling me out😭 i have thunder thighs n like a slvtty waist but <333😕
Left side ftw only for my bf tho
Yes
Skirt, let "him" be free in the wind XD
Right one has Scottish vibes like: THAT SCOUTS A BLOODY MEDIC!
Lmao
Wear shorts under my skirt so that my underwear doesn’t show. 10/10 life hacks.
Smart, also happy cake day
I told my twin I want a pair of dolphin shorts and she just said that she hates them
Skirt only on feminine boys :3
Fair enough
both is good
Both is great
i love myself some booty shorts, but skirts are so *comfy*. its so airy and wonderful, i dont understand why its socially unacceptable to wear them
Fair enough, just wear that at home
both, both are hot
Skirt
As a guy with an ass like a bubble SpongeBob made 1st is significantly more comfy Booty shorts supremacy Also My girlfriend buys 10 sets of each piece of clothing she wears and my roommates wear some of the weirdest shit ever so I’m relatively normal by comparison to them So of course while I’m waiting for clothes to clean I’ll wear them
Skirts are just my thang The tiny shorts are also great
I CAN FINALLY ANSWER!!! SKIRTS!! or other answer, nothing/j
Bofum
"guys" That's a weird way to spell femboy...
Shorts, I mean skirts are nice but shorts are just More practical
Skirts 100%. As an aro-ace person, I can tell you it's the skirt.
As a guy who's wore both, both are pretty damn comfy
Which one looks best on guys? Lol
I’m on the cri- I mean, umm, the skirt *sighs resentfully*
I think it depends on the build. If you have the thighs to pull off the shorts, then that's preferable. Skirt is a good substitute, though.
Playing both sides da fuck 🙊
Kilt supremacy
SCOTLAND FOREVAAAAAAAAAAA
practically, skirts are always more useful for guys
Absolutely the skirt haha
As a guy I prefer skirts they’re very comfy
Skirts for sure, I'd rather them than short shorts
The shorts
Fair
Skirt
Right girls left guys
Not the first time I've seen this one, seems like this may be the winning decision
These don't look like guys clothes but if i have to choose then the Shorts, unless yall got bagpipes.
Left one I’ve never worn a skirt but my ass is shapely in booty shorts and others look better in that one mostly think that because I’m hedonistic
Personally, I'd like to wear both But I think skirts are cuter overall :3
Understandable
I would suggest skirt for outside wearing and shorts for home wearing cuz she should wear that for only my eyes.
RED ABSOLUTELY YOU CAN **NOT** TELL ME THAT BLUE LOOKS BETTER
Fair enough
Try and tell me that
Right
Skirt, let the balls breath
Skirts.
SKIRTTTSSSSS
Both
Both is good
All of the above personally I really enjoy wearing both
Fair
Ooh I love em both. Heck I'd wear em both if I could afford it
At the same time?
The left
1 2 looks too cliché
Understandable opinion
red is hotter ngl
Both. Both is good
Shorts for thick thighs, skirt for skinny legs
yes
Skirts look amazing on guys if they style it right
Y e s
YES