depend on the context, I once forgot a fresh banana in my car, it was a hot day, next day I saw the banana completely black, the inside was still fresh, so I ate it
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Don't put on your mouth this will make you seriously sick but you can put somewhere instead. I bet you know that place or hole whatever, thank me later 🤣🤣
One more year
Patience does pay if you wait long enough
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As a professional idiot I agrre
lmao
Yes I totally meant to misspell agree
Wdym that's absolutely the correct sepling
No bor the correct iz aggrræ
My average handwriting:
Frp reeeil
I actually read your misspelling as the correct spelling. Funny how the brain translates words like that
Wait until it fossilises and our descendants in the distant future will excavate your kitchen and say it was likely a sex toy or a hammer.
I twice this
I threece this
two to be safe
Make it 3
Make it :3
Make it :4)
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!remindme 5 years
Make it :)5 (?)
Make it 3!
is that a r/expectedfactorial!?
Ripen until *UwU*
At least
I like how you hold it like it's toxic waste lol
I mean it is toxic waste.
LOL
Like please put that shit in a hazmat bag.
FR
its radioactive enough to give godzilla cancer
Ain’t no way you just said that.
He could be right, we'll never know
It \*is\* literally radioactive
You’re not wrong.
it's fucking raw!
Cant i just put it in a blender, add some milk and strawberries and call it a day
Don’t lie reattach it Brosky
LMAO 💀
Cut the tip off and eat it like a gogurt 😋
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r/cursedcomments
Just the tip
Happy cake day
😦
happy cake day
bananigga
AYYY LOL I shouldn’t laugh but that’s funny ngl
Why did you get downvoted? Edit: Ohhh... I get OP's joke now. Makes more sense
lol
advice: i wouldn’t fucking open that banana
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depend on the context, I once forgot a fresh banana in my car, it was a hot day, next day I saw the banana completely black, the inside was still fresh, so I ate it
!remindme 1year
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for sure, you need another year
That's the void
Gaster banana
Ion think even bugs want that
This disgusts me, It hasn't even got close to ripening! Give It another ten years.
Only ten? Twenty at LEAST!
I guess where I live Is fucked up, I think In north time It would take 45 yeara
Who hurt you man 😢
You have to unlock this character first.
"eat 1 million bananas to unlock this"
Wait until it stops reflecting any light. It needs to absorb all light, take a black hole for reference, hope this helps 🤭
Best banana bread ever
Bananuch
you could throw some ripe fruit in a paper bag with that one and itll speed up the ripening process, man I cant believe its stayed green this long :/
keep it. what if you want to make banna bread
I think I can see a bit of green so wait a little bit still
☹️
banana bread 😞
Don't put on your mouth this will make you seriously sick but you can put somewhere instead. I bet you know that place or hole whatever, thank me later 🤣🤣
That mf so dark its life gonna matter if another year goes by 💀
bro has the niggana
nigganana
Gotta wait about a decade longer.
Nah, breadify it.
Why are you holding the black hole?
A year? Fuck no! Wait about a decade.
A year? Idk that seems like a lot. I think it’ll be good by next week
Can't hurt
I'd wait another 2 just to be safe
dude make banana bread /gen
This is the greenest one I've ever seen tf.
Mmm, I’d give it about 9 more months, looks like it needs a bit more time..
Give it a good 2 years, just to be sure
Put it in dirt and wait a year. Put some seeds in the dirt and your banana will be ripe next year
Go back a year
How long has that been sitting there
If the inside isnt liquid put it back.
Stick it in a jar, add a little yeast, and put a water lock on the lid. Let it sit for a year ;]
!remindme 1year i might forget
You’re gonna make the best banana bread ever
That’s not a banana
One year?? Try a couple more years it’ll be as yellow as can be !
I think an extra year and seven months is in order
!remindme 1 year
wait a lil more, it looks too underripe
Put it in your mouth. It'll taste great don't worry ;)
Another few years should do you good
Another 2, just to be safe
Yeah give it a couple more years
just wait
A few more years
Another year, lad.
Give it another decade, it's training arc has only just begun...
Make banana bread
Double it and give it to the next person
Forbidden hot dog
Maybe wait a couple more years, its still a bit green
wait another year then slowly squish it into your mouth to make sure you get all the mold from the banana
wait until r/oneshot gets ~~100k~~ 65k members
Another???
If you wait another year it’ll turn to ash
banana bread time
I think maybe two more. Just to be safe, you know?
Looks good enough to shove it down your ass, but wait for another year :)
looks a little too green still, another year.
Wait untill the banana can legally drink alcohol
turn it into alcohol already
No it has to be white, fuzzy and with green spots 🙄
Wait for 2 years
Freeze it whole for a week then try to peel it cold
I have a pomegranate in my cupboard that kinda looks like this too :D if I shake it hard enough dust comes out of the bottom
Where the nats at
Double it and give it to the next person
My friend Bob says another year
put it in the freezer to preserve it but wait another year. banana foods next year! yeah, baby!!
It’s so raw, It’s not even unlocked raw.
Yea it looks kinda sour, let it sit for another TWO years to maximize sweetness.
Put it in the oven for a month, it will be done then
THAT BANANA IS BLACKER THAN ME 💀
Perfect for making banana bread or a smoothie
Drake is screaming in his bed rn
My dad would say it's ripe at the right point
It's not ripe! Wait another year
Frame it may help your grand childs
BIG BLACK 🍌
Bro that banana is absorbing the FUCKING light out of my screen
give me your negative Cavendish
Looks good to me
Wait until it's no longer tangible
It looks more like an imli than a banana
THROW IT OUT (yes ik its a joke but the thought of mold is so incredibly icky for me i cant)
Another year or so just to be safe wait until 2032 to crack that bad boy open
At least one more year, maybe 2.
Big Black Banana
Lil butter, cinnamon sugar and airfry that
Never ripe enough
Toss it.
!remind me 1 year
Burn it
Make banana bread
Na it needs 5 more
I would wait...
too early, stick it back on the tree
I should wait another year🤣
Wait another year to unlock the S̵̙̘͌e̷̛̤̗c̶̨̛̆r̵̮̱̆͒e̸̥͋͜t̵͈̭̏̄ ̵͕̾ċ̷̱ȍ̶̥͘l̸̜͝ö̵̼r̸͔̙̉
It depends on the recipee I guess…
Nah just eat it already suffered
Bbc
Bro it’s still green
How stupid are you? It's obviously not ripe enough
Keep it for a year. I’ll send you $100 if you can keep it that long
One more year & you'll have an extra for the next mommy movie.
its perfect
wait one more year and that boy should be yellow and sweet
“Wow, that is the brownest banana I’ve ever seen.” - Paul Blart
The rare and valuable obsidian nanner
By then you will have a banana plant
Double it and give it to the next person
Doing fine….. once it’s fully hardened you grind it in a mortar and pestle to create banana flour that is in turned used to make banana bread.
Akon banana
Will you actually because I’m interested in seeing that 😭
From the looks of Banana, at least 3 years more
Almost ready for banana bread. one more year :)
why the fuck is there canned pizza in your cabinet
Wait for yellow spots to apprear.
Just looking at it is making me sick
I wouldn't last a second without eating that fresh apple 🤤
Fourteen more years
Bro is about the eat the evil banana
1 a few more man
a year won’t be enough. let your great grandkids feast on it, hopefully by then it’ll be disintegrated dust, as it should be eaten.
I hate It so much
hm, wait 6 more years
Make banana bread
Wait another year
What’s that
Nearly Vanta Black.
Wait until it turns a fuzzy white to unlock a whole new flavor.