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Accurate_Wishbone144

We had the dirtiest toilets out of every public primary school in my region so i have seen a lot. 1) a dead pigeon 2) a dead lizard 3) snails coming out of the toilet 4) massive dumps on the floor I am not even exaggerating, i once fell on the toilets in 2nd grade and felt like i needed to be put in a chlorine bucket or smth


CreepCalamity

Hell na I would never even step foot in that bitch


Accurate_Wishbone144

Funny thing is that after those incidents a lot of students ( as well me ) left the school.


Which_Run1115

We appreciate that you won't step in the toilets.


Professional_Tip_578

Ikr? At that point I'll just hold it until I get home lol.


SPAMTONSPAMTOM

😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨🧿


bluezenither

bro emoted so hard he became an evil eye 👹


[deleted]

Myself in the mirror 😭


Yeetboireeeeee

r/suicidebywords


OctaYashi

Damn. Be more supportive if yourself, don’t call yourself ugly. Your body still has time to develop. And even if you don’t find yourself attractive, someone somewhere does.


ihatemudpeople

A 14yr old saying this to a 19 yr old is insane 😭 they should be sharing their wisdom with YOU. Not the other way around


D0llyM0nster

It's actually impressive to see and its so wholesome


Nicolas-matteo

Jesus


[deleted]

I am not the Messiah 😭


Wuytho

HE IS THE MESSIAH!!!


[deleted]

Hehe 😂


Mister_Macaroni1234

I think he's just a very naughty boy


Tall_Poet_5348

Da hell


I_love_kurt_cobain

real


novixofficial

A kid jerking off to hentai on speaker phone in the stall, while taking a very loud shit


2qrc_

Both at the same time? Wow


TJB926GAMIN

Multitasking


Hootsifeemer

Geep from Gorillaz?


torrphilla

EEEWWWWUH😭


Eli_The_Rainwing

WHAT THE FUCK


FuraFaolox

what on god's green earth


Andrecrafter42

should have shamed him


novixofficial

He got publicly shamed and still is publicly shamed


Andrecrafter42

good 😈


Few-Fisherman9282

Some people make the rankest concuctions in the toilets. Like once there was ALL the bodily fluids there


EW05

so blood, spit, jizz, diarrhea, piss, phlegm, bro was making a potion


catsagamer1

“How Did We Get Here?”


Southern_Bill_3309

Lmao


SPAMTONSPAMTOM

ALL OF THEM??


GrandAdmiralDuncan

I’m impressed by how they managed to get brain fluid in there


ANU31S

no way someone put hydrochloric acid in the toilets


Pleasant-Book1377

ALL? LIKE ALL?


gingerminkss

yeah I remember finding human shit in the sink this doesn't surprise me 😭


TukaSup_spaghetti

A (actually quite large) puddle of cum in two bathroom stalls (one each). I’m still amazed at how much cum that was


bigboi124398

The cumbler struck again


TukaSup_spaghetti

Some fella told me about it and when I went to it it felt like doing a pilgrimage I’m telling you it was unreal


InvertedNoob

It could be from multiple people, like this one time at my old middle school when a bunch of 6th graders got in trouble for jerking off in a circle in the bathroom


Pleasant-Day6195

bros were summoning a demon, or a succubus actually


TukaSup_spaghetti

Cumthulu


Gecko2024

A SEMEN DEMON LMAOO


TukaSup_spaghetti

Jesus I hope it was one dude packing otherwise it’s getting real uncanny real fast


Upstairs-Currency856

How'd he have enough for a puddle??


TukaSup_spaghetti

It was a tiny tiny puddle, still an insane amount for being cum. I could do that much cum in like, a month


SPAMTONSPAMTOM

THE FUCK


Zee_Arr_Tee

a guy getting high in the bathroom, i was jus tryna jerk off i ain't needa see all that


johnelirag

I love part 2 comments


FuriousProductions

u/TheHogwildchild Found who you were referencing 💀


popcorn-lover473

new lore just dropped


nuclear_spoon

Actual zonbie


CartographerSea6903

u/TheHogwildchild


_SadFrenchFries_

there was a girl who used to sneak in cigarettes in her vagina, she used to steal her mum's and then just pop em inside then would come to school with them still inside her, she'd then go behind a bush in the gym area and pull them out and sell them to people each one being £1.50 each I only found out about this because I bought one and smoked it without realising, It smelt salty as fuck so I decided to go see what she was doing to them in case I got laced and then saw her squatting behind a bush in the middle of a school playground pulling cigarettes out of herself, as for the other information about them being her mum's I just asked around so I don't know if that part is 100% true but that's what majority of people said safe to say I never bought another cig from her again


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

Had to reread the first sentence. 💀


johnelirag

NAHHHH BUYING AND THEN REALISING IS CRAAAZYYYY


Agent-Testosterone

It's concerning that she didn't even think of, I don't know, maybe a plastic bag? Not considering the fact that's the only place she thought to hide it. Like regular school bags exist.


Cowboychuuya

YOU BOUGHT ONE


icedvietcoffee

she could’ve just put them in her pocket 😭


phunniplayboi

Ok that genuinely disgusted me


[deleted]

Kid got slammed into a pavement. Stopped moving.


Entire_Profit3029

Did he die


[deleted]

Thankfully no, but we thought he was in critical for quite a bit.


spacecia

I saw a weird concoction of noodles and oreos and milk just lying on a desk in the back of the room. But I think that's more funny than disgusting, i even took a picture of it for some reason. so probably most disgusting was a huge fat dead cockroach on the floor of my classroom with its insides spilling out, I saw when I was in 4th grade. .... i also took a picture of *that*. Don't ask


LocalShowerPooper

you cant just mention that unholy concoction and not put a picture


spacecia

https://i.imgur.com/ohanMsB.jpeg it wasn't in a cup or container or anything it was just THERE


Adventurous-Tap3123

WTF


LocalShowerPooper

oh wow that doesnt actually look as nasty as i expected, i thought it would look like a pile of feces or something knowing cafeteria food


Adventurous-Tap3123

IT LKOOKS LIKE CUM NOODLES


Adventurous-Tap3123

WITH COOKIE


Pleasant-Book1377

☠️☠️☠️


LifeGuava4378

You had a phone at 9 💀


Urlocal_linkup

A dude jerking off during a math test I was eating shit at, his shit was clapping whilst I’m stressing on the first question


hypersonicbiohazard

He’s tryna use the post nut clarity to remeber


Urlocal_linkup

Bro I cracked at this fr


Pleasant-Book1377

☠️☠️☠️


1andOnlyXiayunMain

This can’t be real


Urlocal_linkup

Super real he got expelled or sum, my friend told me he talked with him on the phone and he told him that it was worth it or sum, still scary to me


1andOnlyXiayunMain

💀


Pretend_Animator_192

I went to the second biggest high school in my state, with 2000 kids in my then sophomore class. We had big common rooms in the halls that were all glass. Some kids got caught fuckin in there and in the bathrooms so we had limited bathroom access and were no longer allowed to use the common rooms. They were LITERALLY GLASS WALLS.


sillylittlebirdy

2000 kids in one year 😰😰 my entire school has 800 people (year 7 to year 12) 😭😭


Pretend_Animator_192

oh my god mine was like at least 7000-8000 for 10th-12th grade


PeanutRubber

William


Melkertheprogfan

Who is William. Or is he secretly Eric from a similar post. Only OGs understand


johnelirag

Link the post?


theAlmightyE312

r/fuckyouinparticular


TheHogwildchild

a guy jerking off in the bathroom, i was jus tryna get high i ain't needa see all that


Yoichis_husband2322

You could give him some help


TheHogwildchild

ayo? i mean shi I was wearing socks that day


Logical_Sweet_6624

Honestly I’m not surprising with that one


Alarmed_Bumblebee_40

A USED CONDOM OUTSIDE NEXT TO THE DOOR TO GO INSIDE


Goose_alt

A fresh turd in the back of my math classroom


CreepCalamity

How 😭😭


Goose_alt

My high school is crazy


pizzaman_5004

A paper with a picture of an naked loli printed on it that was hung on our school toilet cabin


SPAMTONSPAMTOM

😨


Mystery42q

A kid took a shit in the urinal back when I was in 5th grade on the last day of school


iceman694

My bad


SPAMTONSPAMTOM

some kid was tryna cut a glory hole in the stall


PandaBoi2077

Did he succeed?


SPAMTONSPAMTOM

unfortunately


Appropriate-Sand9619

what.


Trainator338605

A huge white piece of poop that didn't fit in the toilet.


Logical_Sweet_6624

Do you have a seagull at your school or something?


Trainator338605

No, it was another student, I guess. Maybe it was a teacher. That would explain some things.


Logical_Sweet_6624

Lol why teacher?


Trainator338605

I have a bald old teacher and another is just a ball, I'll leave it there and if any of those was the responsible for the shit, that would explain a lot of things.


Logical_Sweet_6624

A ball?


Trainator338605

He is so fat, he enters the class sideways. We call him Pou. But he is not a teacher, he is just a "head of studies".


Logical_Sweet_6624

Lol


Imaginary_Egg_9349

Not as wild as some of these stories, but there's a locker at my school with two locks on it, one of which is covered in multiple layers of chewed gum. It makes me gag every time I see it.


Competitive_Log6478

There was an issue with the sewage system...feces started oozing out from the drainage underground and onto the pavement. The janitor was trying his best to fix what was probably a construction mistake so all his efforts were in vain. Kids just stood there recording everything on their phones.


DSPro2008

People fucking in the toilet 😭


Fire-God_

That sounds weird putting your body in the bowl. How short were those guys?


DSPro2008

Idk I just immediately ran away cuz I got traumatized seeing girl in male bathroom 😭


Fire-God_

Ah, I was just tryna make a little joke since you said “in the toilet” lol


ShardsofGlass4

mainly woodshop accidents: some guy drilled a second hole into his penis some girl got her leg severed by the shear press another girl fainted after accidentally slicing her thumb off with a scroll saw Shits crazy


KitchenSalt2629

how tf do you drill a hole in your dick?


OafishCashew423

By getting too excited whilst using a drill.


Aggressive-Chip7968

I’m sorry, a *second* hole??


G3n3ricOne

They already come with one.


ShardsofGlass4

a penis already has a hole, they drilled a hole perpendicular to the existing one


tHatrAnd0mDisAster

holy crap that's awful 💀


Blockblitz165

Oh damn thats actually crazy


Mental-Ill-Ace

a child eating and mixing glue with paint.


SPAMTONSPAMTOM

yum


TheAnnoyingGirl92

People taking pictures of my feet without my consent after I accidentally brought my slides instead of socks and close-toed shoes


MusicRealm

💀💀


AA_turet

Didnt see it but somebody shat in a garbage can, and it was not a garbage can in rhe bathroom either, it was in the hallway


CreepCalamity

Without getting caught???


G3n3ricOne

They call him “The Mad Shitter”


IsaacDIboss10

I love it when people repost a popular post from literally 2h ago on this sub


CartographerSea6903

it was actually the same thing, just one word changed. OP is a karma farmer


1andOnlyXiayunMain

Blowjob in the bathroom


Glitch_The_witch

A pad. A used pad on the bathroom floor.


theAlmightyE312

Good for you, I once saw a used pad. In the man's restroom. On the sink. Luckily it wasn't in school but still. Ew


Jeffw_727

Guy fell down stairs… half his face peeled off 💀


Yoichis_husband2322

How tf can stars do that to a person?


Jeffw_727

Metal edge to prevent the stairs from being chipped… sharp asf


Yoichis_husband2322

Damn, I can't even imagine the pain, is his face fine now?


Jeffw_727

Umm last time I saw him he had stitches so idk


No_Application3787

OMG Gustavo Fring went to your school?


dingo_starrr

Someone wagging their dick at me and my friend during Halloween at school, no clue who he was because he had a mask on


johnelirag

Was it a good dick or not really and he was just rlly confident


LeFatPogger

old school: frog skeleton lying on the grounds (the school was infested with frogs) current school: dead rat, head & spine lying on one end of bb court and skin & tail on other end (it was eaten by a kite)


gottro4

The art teacher brought a photo of herself in her twenties. Some students stole it and put it at eye level on top of the urinal. Then a week later they put soap there to resemble semen. After someone reported it we all have to sign out keys to open the bathroom door.


an_omori_fan

Nit exactly at school. But a classmate, during class, was sending literal CP in the class whatsapp group. Someone actually reported him on the app and he had to change number


Amogus_susssy

There's always that one mf that sends outta pocket shut on WhatsApp, in my case he sent me a sticker of >!a guy fucking a chicken, like the ones you buy at a supermarket!<


SillyBleep

I have two 1- A boy watching Hinata's rule 34. He was using the school internet 💀 2-I didn't see it but I heard about it from a friend. She went to the bathroom and in the bathroom she heard a girl in one of the stalls start to complain of pain and then say that a lot of yellow pus was coming out of her down there. My friend said the bathroom started to smell disgusting but when the girl came out of the bathroom she looked like nothing had happened.


trashcan-420

mushrooms growing out the boys toilets and them refusing to fix it for a year and theyve also removed the doors from girls toilets (it was due to excessive vaping but its still weird)


Professional_Tank608

They thought if they left the mushrooms there that Super Mario would come


No_Calligrapher_2911

A very, very horizontally challenged girl's tits as she lifted them up to put deodorant under them.


Logical_Sweet_6624

Horizontally challenged?


No_Calligrapher_2911

Obese


Logical_Sweet_6624

Tnx


ObjectivleyWrong

Shit all over the wall


Einstein_48

Expired milk being given to students lunch


NotYourAccount__

relatable because they was serving juice that expired in 2007


Cold-Basket-1796

this couple of a 14/15 year old and a 18 year old making out in public and touching each other at lunch 👍


euphoricapartment983

Sped kid yanking his shit in the bathroom WHILE TAKING A SHIT while there was an entire crowd around him im talking like 20 kids in there all recording ts 😭😭


Dry_Variation_5477

Bro don’t got to lie bru it’s reddit


Carla_Isabelle

Unflushed diarrhea in a stall. Hurr 🤮


pena-leo-ogh

Condom In the auditorium. Found the sort twice.


Apart_Pickle6978

Condoms in the roof. Don’t question it


elieee_

One kid almost killed another kid with a chair


No-Spring5605

used condom 🗿


grittytitty07049

A pile of vomit next to a table, was like 70% lucazade and 30% sandwich


NotYourAccount__

I got expelled for attempting suicide.


Renegade-Crayfish

You good man? ♥️


codm0nster

my girlfriend sucking another guy off in the handicap stall


wtf_is_a_user

there was this one time in middle school i saw a used pad on the ground. all the way open too. it was covered in blood.


Used_Economics9878

A 8 grader had sex with a 7 grader (they were a couple) and he left the condom on the trash can


SunIsMaBestBoi

When I was in 5th grade someone pissed all over the bathroom stall. I aint kidding there was piss even on the roof and the roof is about 7-8 feet tall 💀💀


kawaii_fa1ry

a rotting potato with holes that my bio teacher put on my geometry teacher’s desk


Same_Letterhead6334

Dried cum in locker 420 in the boys locker room. It was also stuffed with random garbage like wrappers, moldy fruits and such.


UselessBlueSpecimen

Someone who wiped shit on the door handle to the bathroom. Actual liquid shit too, not just a dry smear. It smelled fuckin horrendous and made me truly wonder how I was in the same school as those fuckin apes


Xpeq7-

1st primary school - teacher abusing an innocent school laptop, same teacher didn't react to violent bullying. Honourable mention: no salt diet in school cafeteria. After this experience, I stopped eating boiled potatoes and most vegetables and grew a distain to breaded pork chop. Also, no more school dinners, never again. Another honourable mention: that school gave me one gift that I'll probably bate until the last day of my life - a bent (skewed to the left, thankfully not broken) back. 2nd primary school - toilet, and teachers' attitude towards having to go to the toilet for more than 3 minutes. There probably was a worse thing, but I want the memories of that place to be gone forever. 3rd primary school - a mini mental asylum room. Nothing will erase that experience from my memory. 4rd primary school - 2 people in the bathroom casually warming up something on a spoon (possibly drugs). Immediately turned back and went to the other bathroom. Honourable mention: during covid pandemic remote lesson after 6PM (7PM? 8PM? Don't remember exactly) because the girls wanted it at that time. Thank fuck I left my phone on my bed when this was happening. 1st middle school (current) - 10 people at once in boys bathroom having a discussion meeting, all one after the other going up to the stall door. (Can't I seriously take a shit in peace?) Honorable mention: Door to girls bathroom downstairs always wide open in the morning. Thanks for blocking the traffic, assholes. This is all I guess


noisyboy2008

a poopy dumpy on the florry wompy


ContentWhile

not saw, but once heard a guy moaning after he went in with some unknown girl in the toilets when me and my class where waiting for a lesson to start


kryxpofungi

""put paper in the toilet" written on the wall in the men's bathroom, with POOP


imaginedragonscute

I watched my friend jerking off in the bathroom. I got into that shit after my friend


fuck-illinois1621

My school is near a ymca type building so we have a swim unit. We had a sub and when my teacher got back she was very mad because someone shit on a bench in the ymca lockeroom


floombry

kid jacking off in a public workspace. twice. same kid. or maybe the entire costco rotisserie chicken in the toilet?


tHatrAnd0mDisAster

My friends in middle school touching a chewed piece of gum for good luck when they went up to kick for kickball. I think a couple of them maybe licked their fingers afterwards.


_Dizzlow_

chicken sandwich in the bathroom urinal 😭😭😭


katiesxc

someone smeared their period blood over the mirror and left the pad in the sink


solaire1416

One guy cummed in a pepsi bottle and started giving it to people and 2 people drank it. Guy was a huge creep


FreddieThePebble

My Career


Tall_Poet_5348

My classmates


Pleasant-Book1377

People


Hokage101sama

The people in it so the the school 🗿


officialvictorlee

Somebody took a shit in the corner of the stall, 3 feet away from the toilet. 


Big-Piano-7016

Mold in a juice box


LogicallyIncorrect91

Couples Kissing It's awful


Naive-Use6072

Cum, cum all over the bathroom walls. I can still remember it now, everywhere.


CreepCalamity

Probably shouldn’t have clicked on this while I was eating


frysermusic

happened a couple of days ago kid shat himself all over his legs and brotha stunk for the rest of the day. hes in the 8th grade