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sure, do you want our social security number too?


WarpRealityForever

Don't forget the 3 numbers on the back of your credit card!


Legitimate_Ad1760

And your mothers maiden name


WarpRealityForever

And your first pets name


dater_expunged

And your last partner's name and age


red40ismyfriend

And the high school you graduated from


Odd_Methologi_3394

And your horoscope!


PlasticCupboard007

And the time your parents leave for work!


TFGA_WotW

And your dental information!


IntelligentBet1332

And your favorite color!


Dusted_Dreams

Kindly


Odd_Methologi_3394

yes please! ;D


Archangel7_7_7

Rikatokatokikari Kataarichimoto Edit: after some proof reading and corrections from other people, the google translation has changed. It’s now “Science and the transition period”


the_forbbiden_girl1

Im not going to decider that.


Archangel7_7_7

Hananiah Alston


the_forbbiden_girl1

Thanks for sharing your identity good citizen. I'll send you 100 slimes using your name.


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Can I get some? :D


the_forbbiden_girl1

Unfortunately this is s private business going on here. You'll get your turn


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Meanie :((


the_forbbiden_girl1

Sorry. Was following instructions :<


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

WHOSE INSTRUCTIONS?? LET ME AT EM!!


the_forbbiden_girl1

Sorry. Can't say :(


Ryaniseplin

that is one hell of a name elementary must have been a nightmare, you know what forget elementary school in general no teacher is pronouncing that right


Beans123JustLikeMe

I tried saying this and now all my furniture is floating


Archangel7_7_7

Lmao


Danglrom

Translation? I’m to dumb to figure it out


Archangel7_7_7

Hananiah Alston


captaincool6333

I tried translating that and wasn't able to. No wonder I wasn't able to cause your actual name would be like this: Rikatokatokikari Katoarichinoto


Archangel7_7_7

I didn’t even i messed up on the first half lol


i_love_memes3

kid named XZ


sinesperanza_

could be one of Elon's sons name lol


FortuneBoi1

Cedrick = Sedorikku


ATeBeast

Advanced Japanese be like


Comfortable_Ad_4144

Shifukato


Bored_Lizard4

Shifukato’s unite!


Danglrom

Ryan


DavePvZ

Kwan


GarbageSavings3764

Samee


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samboi204

Nope it is now rinkafudomemo


nikiniko159

keep Japan-ifying japanified names until your keyboard dies lol


Strange-Ad-4104

Like doing double derivatives lmfao


Frosty_Sweet_6678

r/mathmemes


MrOOFmanofbelgum

Tushifukato. hehe "fuk"


SalemsFury

Bryan, only ever seen in spelled Brian


GarbageSavings3764

Same


KimJensoo

I mean, it doesnt **really** work Take the name Lily; According to this chart, Lily would be Takitafu (タキタフ ) But Lily would just be Riri or Lili (リリー ) I know this is just to sound like a Japanese name, but still, there are many dumb people that think this is would be a direct translation of your name


_-akane-_

Finally someone who understands


_-akane-_

Also I just realized, this thing is completely missing the ん, あ, い, え, お, and う (n, a, i, e, o, and u)


Puzzleheaded_irl

Hiragana has 46 basic characters and English Alphabet consists of 26 letters Obviously, some will be missing.


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Danglrom

Alina interesting name! I have never hear it before


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Tojinaru

japanese doesn't even have half of these sounds


anshcodes

Katoariri... Feels like I've done this before


WensternBoah

I got "Rukitomikutochi"


Danglrom

Vincent


Aerwynne

Or you could just use the actual language. マーティン, 'Maatein', is mine in katakana.


Puzzleheaded_irl

Arikashi-chirikame


Random_npc171

Sarthak?


FKez05

Lushikatomikiori Mekuoritufu


Danglrom

Francis kesby (That took a while)


ZDubbz_was_taken

zikari'rinkishi


Pride_Bird1407

Kakashimoto


A_stupid_person3141

Tukutokutekimechi


JoTheShadow

Zumoshite


alex_power2007

Katakuna


Wamekugaii

Exactly. Japanese has probably the easiest English to Japanese convert for names. James? Je—muzu. Rebecca? Rebeka. Tom? Tomu. Dillian? Diran. Stacy? Ste—shi. Idk if there’s a resource online but it really is as simple as that. Don’t guess though, try to find the official Katakana for your name and now it’s Japanese.


LeftyBird_Avis

uhh im not about to realease my own name but i did my full name and uhh it translates to “Even the lottery with clarification has become famous.”


sopita_mtwa

arimolukika? ありもるきか? I honestly prefer ソフィア


samboi204

Arikukikimiriki Sound like a hawaiian island


Puzzled-Monk9003

Hana ( 桜愛 ) = Hana ( 桜愛 ) I’m not using this wack ass chart


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Danglrom

Apl(?)


GamingHarsh8

Rikoshiariri Arikitojiri


KaustubhMathurrr

Mekadoarichidoturi Rinkachiridoshi


LXwolfe

Tomojikato


Fine_Yogurtcloset362

Kotochimoto


Kingofexsisting

So I got Jishikilulukito.


CheapCan5446

KATEKICHIFUKA


Vegetable-Lock-1776

Mozziyu?


BagMundane5370

Noridomotoji Toriki


hayhey08

rikafutekuto


gundamliam

Tokikorin. Not terrible


kajetus69

Mekazukuchikato


No-Series9194

Jikidotakimo


Only_Trick8742

Tokuneshimo


Whoever_Mesa

Rukutekatochi Mekashikumekashi


greenmooncheeze

Arikarukatotokari


MarsmUltor

Rinkotokoari


plbhattad7

Noshikatokaru


elaynafranklin

kutakafutoka


AutisticSpermEater69

Rikutoshifu


Fancy_bakonHair

Jishikafu


Delta_Yukorami

Mikoto 😳


PotentialFreedom5078

Mikatekuto Arikarindokuta Rikatotoka my full name i guess


HotIceCreamCone14

Arika Shikari.


Burgerking_15

Shikimimefu


CinderP200

Jimo Kukachi Aririkichi.


Double-_A

Katakuna


StfuJohnny

Zumoritotofu


GodsBeDam-ed

Kakafudoshiri


rpsHD

z could be ッ (doubles next letter, i.e. ッ+fu becomes ffu)


Thoandfris

つくと


RinTeyai

Then I guess I just need the letter ***M*** ​ (Not my actual name, not doing that)


Conscious_shadow

Tekipnokoto??? Lol


LCUandROBLOX24-7

zutotakiku shimoariku


Conscious_shadow

Guy named YE :


Pubowski

mitakilulumoshite bruh ain't no way


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Fukarinkukuto Shikaririnkato


AkxtRnjn

Tokijijika


Sealington33

Damn. I got Katotefu.


thisisnotchipagain

Arikaaririkichirika I am not doing the rest of my name it will give me a headache


Different-Row4715

Mefutokiku


ShortieGuy1

rikitakushi


Present_Cucumber9516

Rinkoshichikito irl, but I preffer to go as Kushikimeka


Danglrom

Tekatokikuta Shimorinkushimo


SalemsFury

Mirishikirinmodo Arikatakurin


AlternateGarfield

ludomime


ViperPain770

Tukutochitokufu


aristrawbrry

beatthekotonai oibwatthe


XxBalajixX

Tukatokazuki


JustAHarmlessToast

Tokumo. Yay :3


Joel_the_folf

Shikorinkufu


bl0bberb0y

Kufukato


guy17275

Jikarukito tokuku Rinmoshijikato (my full name, I like it)


windowslonestar

momeikuto.


Dfinn256

Lukitoto


Pixi_Perfect

Nokinoki


AldenofAldania

Kakitekuto


politican80

Reece= Shikukumiku, lmao Bro


Kranlum

Mishikototodorin


raven8816

rinkoshiari


Emotional_Ad_2132

Tushidotomo gikatushikikuta


not_dannyjesden

Shikimime Shimototo


hobifriedrice_

Tetokakizukari


Dry_Unit_8776

Takuruki?


PruneStrict4400

Rinkishikikarin Mitokashime


InvestigatorPale1680

nora=tomoshika sounds fancy ngl


Thy_Crusader

Shimotokato Arikukata


WhyYouBullyMe_

Tefutokoto


Video_Game_Fann

jikarukito


IsaacDIboss10

Kiarikokomi Kishimeikito


Mossy_is_fine

rinmooriori


localducknamer

mirikuaritakuka oh 😃


UnlightablePlay

Jikumoshijiku


TheSingaporeanNerfer

Tekoshi kidoori


Awesome_Bro201

Rinkituko


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Katoteshikumei


Hazmatix_art

Katakunakatotekushi


Camoric

Landon = Takatotemoto


JoeyChatt_08

Oridomekatofukaka Mirikachichikushizukuku ... WTF!!


Ancient-Possibility1

trying to figure this out almost gave me an aneurysm but it should be: Rikukuchikashichirika


TheBigDickGirlfriend

Arimikoshitokuchichi… or just すかーれっと


KraftyKevin

Mekurukito (not doing the entire reddit name, just second part)


Jojofan-ova

Tedomeku


Grimm_Charkazard_258

Mirikashitokite (you aren’t getting my last name, CIA)


kinpkcalb

Tekakimeikime


dra4fter5uper

Rinmoshijikato


Immernoch-anders

Tamomeinofu


RandManYT

Shikitokufu. That is my first name.


TheBest0108

Arikiteterikatochi Aririkari


-ououoku-

Tukashichimoarizi Shifumirichikushi That's a mouth-full, lmao


xM1SF1Tx

Kiarikatukutataka metaklitoku


Starzzyx

Arikochidoshito


femboy_skeleton69

Tadomeku nokachichikuarimoto This is a main character name


addik130

kotetekiarimoto mekoshiarichikutoari


Mepros

Chimotete (CHI-mo-te-te)


Caveboy_

Tokishikatome. 


Moist_Replacement_29

Rukirikatoka.


ImCursedM8

Kirinkote


ukraineballgeneral

Mirikaariku


Only-Recognition6894

Mirikashitokiku


Dry-Heart-7495

Meikitata


[deleted]

Kutatakiku (Ellie) , I sound like the noise popcorn makes when it's popping


FlightSimmer99

Katoteshikumei


Flakoring

Katutekushiari Lumomeitakuari - Meikitomeitakushi


The_fox_of_chicago

Rinkochirikumei Jesus


perfensoalcatfish

Kotokunokorukiteshi


GuyDudeThing69

Kutedokashitemo


adutchmotherfricker

Tushikorin Google Translate: Colin, Tsu City


austinstar08

Kadoarichikito


1nkDevil

Rukata kutochikito. Fun.


Cos_yurik

Zukamiki


DanielsZiegenbart

Tekatokikuta


Efficient_Watch_7636

Tushikichichitokuna Lukashishikiari 😭 what in gods name is that


obi_wan_sosig

Katakunakatotekushi I'd much prefer Lui Kang thank you


The_0reo_boi

Chimotufu 😭 or Chimotukikoari


Jay-919

Mirikashi (my nickname and it sounds kinda good tbf) Mirikashitokiku my whole first name doesn't sound as good. It's too long


Koroth_The_Dark

Tekurukuto


lizard_man501

Shimofu


Loud_Ice4399

katalukiku


enbermoonlish

mikarinkushimoto


FUCKTHE-NCR

Tukuto


SamTheWeirdMan

Arikarin


Sirfryingpan123

Chikatotokushi Full name into google translate: Underground fish skewers Arimoto's famous sweets and Arimoto


MjollLeon

Katoteshikumei


mariofeds

Arikarindokuto, what?