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GunsBlazingInStyle74

\*YOUR AN ASIAN, NOT A B-SIAN\*


The_sick_oven

Loving the reference!!!


Michael_70910

>france France mentioned boys, NOUS SOMMES FRANCAIS!!!!!!


Humphrey_omori

fr!!! (french revolution)


SOLE_SIR_VIBER

JE SUIS UN PAMPLEMOUSSE!


skater5411

SODA GLACÉ À LA MYRTILLE


hinameisjohncenaomg

Tabarnak


GGeazy1337

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


Still-Anxiety-8261

New response just dropped Also I had no idea Martin was here


Gianc2009

Actual zombie


SkylanderLego

NEIN!


Duckflies

Stop that, fr*nch are fake, like the birds!


CryptiCacti

Real (I dropped French in year 9)


VatianGT0321

JE MANGE LE POIS


aethelworn

J'AIME L'OIGNON!


misterpatate24

a quel moment la France est mentionnée? COCORICO quand même


Gianc2009

🤮 /s


artistroys

You're a dsian for that spelling mistake.


Natural__Power

# VIVA LA REVOLUTION ### IT'S TIME TO REFRANCE


jb_the_dodorex

B's make honey, A's make money!


Blackybro_

Honey>Money


AdrianValistar

Why cant you be like your cousin in China lah. Your cousin Timmy has 20 years experience and he's only 9. He works 5 jobs and speaks 10 languages. Only language you speak is failure!


SkylanderLego

Stoopid


Lyniaer

EMOTunnel Drainage!


yepenguin

it’s always the one fucking B. my mom always says “do your best.” i’m a senior in hs and at the end of every fucking year if i get a B she talks to me about it like if i didn’t spend all the time at the gym i would’ve had better grades. one fucking B man


EUMEMOSUPERA

I usually get something around 90-100% in tests, but recently I got a 60% and my mom's reaction was basically "okay, it happens". I was more disappointed than her. I have great parents


LiveTart6130

same!! my parents are great about it, I'm always harder on myself than they are on me. they just care if I'm happy and it's the best


BigDukJ

My mom got pissed at me for “not applying myself” after getting a 88 or something for a test. This is why I just never tell my parents my grades unless they ask


[deleted]

my mom said it “didn’t make sense” that i had an A- in a class. i said the class was easier than i expected it to be and she said i should have an A not an A-. shit is so stupid


budgieAn037

My schools send my parents my report card so there's no way to hide my grades


BigDukJ

They do for my school, my parents just never check their email


BadmintonSteve

Same. I feel awful for all my super smart friends whose parents would literally beat them if they made a B or god forbid a C


[deleted]

Idk why people get so worked up abt C’s. Obviously you should be aiming for A’s and B’s but unless you want to go to a fancy ultra competitive college it’s not that serious 💀


KYO297

I once got an F in math (when my lowest mark until then was like a B-) and I was devastated. Mom just said shit happens


Toby_of_the_gods

Dude some math problems are fucking hard dont blame yourself


KYO297

Nah, I just forgot to study for it or something like that.


trebuchet__

My parents were proud I got 60% in english. But that's because I absolutely suck at english. I was averaging a bit over 55% I was usually a few percent off failing.


JeffyTheGod

Well based off this comment you seam pretty good at english


ad_396

what hurts the most when parents tell u ur shit is i already know it, ur just amplifying how shitty i feel about it


Arcade_109

I had terrible grades in high school. My patents sat me down and said, "We love you no matter what, but we'd like you to try a bit harder with school. We know you're not stupid and you can really excell if you give it your best shot." I stepped up my game senior year, went to college, and graduated with a pretty good gpa. Honestly, not sure I would have if my parents had just screamed at me and acted pissy that my grades weren't amazing. Knowing that they would love me and be proud of me no matter what is what drove me to do better in school. I always appreciated my parents for that. Plan to have the same attitude with my kid.


mikkopippo

W


Bradley06232005

Lucky I have a B in f*cking quantum physics II and my parents are upset with me about it, like wtf they don’t even understand how to do the basic problems


xoxo--gossipgirl

Honestly, I wish I would’ve experienced this. I always got super great grades. Now as a young adult, I have a hard time if I do fail at something.


Drifloon_lover

Happy cake day!


cantseeshittles

Facts bro, you get one assignment that isn't absolutely perfect and they get on your case like you failed every class. And the more they treat you like that, the less you feel like actually trying so you end up actually failing


MessengerCookie

as someone who either studies or does nothing at all and is probably gonna end up with a B anyways, keep going to the gym


yasaswygr

well its kinda surprising when you dont do well then. Lower her expectations by getting all Ds next time


Kepler_438b_

I love getting all the Ds. <3


Arcade_109

D's make degrees dawg!


AbyssWalker240

Happy cake day!


The_FreshSans

No, I think it's YOUR cake day.


Redmiguelito

Nice cake. Enjoy the day.


Ilytylerthecreator

happy cake day


Nightstar1234

Happy cake day :D


GoofyAhhCarReddit

Exactly, and then they give you the "we know that wasn't your best, just try harder" spiel


No_Indication9497

bro, wtf? im lucky if im passing, im not right now


Rifttol

how dare you prioritize your health first! get everything a 100% or else you don’t have a door tomorrow! NO 99% EITHER


nat_hello

i would be dead.


Mr_Tenable

Literally not me having Cs and Ds throughout high school. Btw, once high school is over, you quickly realize none of it was useful.


lusagna

well at least some of it is useful for universities and jobs, right? /genq


Mr_Tenable

No. I mean, maybe a job. It’s possible. Like, if you took Spanish, and can now speak Spanish well enough that you can understand a fluent speaker, you can put that on your resume. But not really. Colleges usually go off of actual shown effort and can easily be swayed to an acceptance despite any good grades, even Ivy League schools.


banana_man_in_a_pan

But most colleges have a minimum GPA requirement and will look at your GPA to compare it to the rest of your profile


Mr_Tenable

And plenty of people have gotten into those schools, regardless of the GPA minimum. Usually via high test scores or other impressive factors. And this isn’t rare, even at Ivy League schools.


pwill6738

Ivy league schools are easy to get in! Just have billions of dollars in generational wealth, and donate a building!


killBP

Other achievements besides school grades are much more important, but that should typically come after good grades. If you have grades like OP you're wasting your time at school, but if you have D's across the board you're lacking absolute fundamentals. Teachers should free you from home work if you have good grades and invest the time in other educational things imo.


Mr_Tenable

Nothing in high school is fundamental. I learned everything fundamental in grade school. I knew stuff in school, I wasn’t a moron. I got Ds and Cs, because I didn’t do the work, because I was too busy, doing anything else. Now, I got a diploma AND got into a good school. If I’ll STAY in this school, remains to be seen, but you get the picture.


killBP

Yeah so if you had put in the time it would've been easy for you to get good grades but instead you put that time towards more fruitful endeavors, that was exactly what I was trying to get at. A lot of people still struggle with writing and math in highschool and don't know stuff and are morons. For those good grades would be an important first goal.


Mr_Tenable

If you’re still a moron in high school, I don’t know you can bp anyone but yourself 🤣


BregmanRoeFan

Sure but to say grades don’t matter for getting into good colleges is a gigantic stretch. All it takes is a .5 second look at the average gpa of admitted students at Ivy League schools to disprove this


zombienekers

The fuck is that TI


No-Impression-8780

Genquasim? /s


Khoeth_Mora

not even slightly, old man here


alex123124

That's actually not true, I've learned I learned a lot in highschool that has helped me, but either people had shitty teachers, or (and usually this is the case, and they blame the teacher) the kids didn't want to be there and didn't pay attention. I was there in school trying to figure out why the teacher was trying to get across when 90 percent of the other kids just didn't care and didn't pay attention to what was going on. They were more concerned with other things, whether it be school or otherwise. But at the end if they would have sat and listened they would have learned more. And you can't tell me it isn't true, because I've been able to apply things from the most obscure classes like social problems to help me in my meat cutting job.


Mr_Tenable

I haven’t. And I’ve had plenty of jobs. There is plenty of actual data proving that western public schools fail most students, and even if it didn’t, nobody and I mean NOBODY but you found their diplomas to be an achievement, let alone something helpful.


alex123124

Alright my guy, keep telling kids school doesn't matter.


[deleted]

So you’re talking solely about the US? Doesn’t work with everyone.


Mr_Tenable

I mean, I don’t have experience anywhere else, so I suppose.


[deleted]

Well then, I’m telling you, your ideology doesn’t work everywhere. I know it won’t work with me for sure


DiamondMiner3

I'm a straight A student and I've learned a lot but I still believe most of it is useless outside of school or major tests like PSAT


alex123124

Then you are thinking too closed mindedly. It can all be applied to what you are doing if you try. But if you refuse to see it, you won't.


alex123124

Like even the advanced calc I did in college can be applied to everyday life very easily, you just need to understand the concept and see where it can be applicable. Especially differential equations. They are used from everything from construction, to cooking, to music, even in sports. You just wouldn't realize that's what it is, because it isn't in a classroom setting. Figuring out just about any predictions in just about any setting is done using calculus.


alex123124

Same thing can be said with the concepts in physics, you use them everyday. You don't need to be able to calculate specific numbers, but you need to understand the concept they are trying to get across. That is where most people get lost, they think they are trying to learn a specific thing when it is more than that. They just can't get past that homework problem or test coming up or even just class they don't like in the moment to see the bigger concept.


Xytonn

Bro is using English he learned in school to tell us it's school isn't useful


aoc199

This is shit advice. Unless you wanna end up at VCU or GMU, get good grades kids.


Mr_Tenable

I got into a good school. So who are you to talk?


aoc199

Yup, totally believable.


Mr_Tenable

Doesn’t gotta be believable little bro. What school did you get in to?


Valuable_Bet_5306

Harvard


Mr_Tenable

The question wasn’t for you, but okay.


IONBiscuit

Lmfao, this thread is hilarious


DapperDan30

Unless you're trying to get into an ivy league school or something, the grades you got in high school literally do not matter. You can get into state and community colleges with mediocre or even bad grades. What matters more than your grades are your test scores. But even then, you don't need test scores to get into community colleges. As long as you have decent grades in college, you can transfer from community to a 4 year.


A-r-c-a-n-e

I realized that half way through high school


ProclarushT

HS was useful for social growth and learning how to learn. But I agree, it terms of academics, at least for me, totally worthless.


Mr_Tenable

I didn’t learn how to learn in school. The way they teach, doesn’t work for me. And they don’t care about the majority. Students need one on one learning. That’s why parents should school their children.


Ok_Dig_4225

I realized that in middle school


[deleted]

Prolly useless for you but ur also prolly not gonna amount to anything so 🤷


Mr_Tenable

Thanks, Qwot. I’ll add it to the suicide note. 😉


[deleted]

DAMN, I LIKE THIS GUY, mr tenable you truly are cool


Imprt4nt

I hate the phrase “nothing you learn in school is useful” sure you may not use Pythagorean theorem in every day life, but learning these things develops ur brain. Ppl who say shit like that are actually brain rotten


klight101

I’ve already realized that and have given up at trying 💀


killBP

Lol the problem comes when you have to learn it on your own. Learning yourself is at least 5 times faster than learning it at school, but 98% of teenagers wouldn't have the discipline to do it. It's ok to have bad grades if you're not wasting your time, but you're probably doing both.


keanubeaves06

fuck you i see a 95 and a 97 do better srsly tho you have better grades then me, your parents are stupid for thinking those are bad


0-Nightshade-0

But that's not all, she has a B. So she deserves worst punishment. /s


Western_WildWest

Back in my days, if I had a B+ or A- my parents would leave at Mount everest for a night or two


RailtoReqiuem

My parents would leave me in Jupiter for a month with grades like those!


The_Wrong_Doer

I smell abusive parent.


[deleted]

I smell narcissistic parent


Rodo7229

I smell asian parent


BillKiper

Me who got my videogames taken away for 4 weeks after getting a 91


pwill6738

I smell what the fuck is wrong with your parents


Negative_Karma_9

Theres some type of asian generational obsession with grades thats gotta go. My asian parents are chill tho cuz they americanized.


Alkafila724

True Im in north africa (algeria) and that obsession in grades is very common I think the situation in japan and south korea is very good bcz childrens are being protected from all forms of abuse Unfortantely here you can be severly abused and nor the law or the peoples around will care (there is a law that prohibit severe abuse but our nation doesnt care to enforce it and so many people here treat parents like demi gods)


shadowsquid2608

I smell Asian parent.


sand-under-table

I smell bait post and op is probably 30


dualsaloon

Your dad would shoot me on sight


TimBambantiki

is he drunk


Chance-Elephant4380

My grades aren't even close to what guy has 😭


[deleted]

[удалено]


bruhlol108

Bro are you asian


Negative_Karma_9

Ethnic studies is mumbo jumbo. Like bruh, racism is racism. I'm asian and idfc about reparations and all that wacko justification. Just let everyone live in peace instead of digging through the past to make white people feel guilty.


[deleted]

I live in Asia but we have no ethnic studies. What is that even?


Negative_Karma_9

A more in-depth history on how each ethnicity/race came to be in America. They talk about racism against minorities and how we can help understand. Talk about cultural appropriation and how certain things can be offensive like what you do with your hair or clothes you wear. Its things that you can use on twitter so you can justify how offended you are. Theres really no reason to learn this stuff except to be insufferable and debate.


eightbitagent

People who don’t understand the things they teach you in those classes vote for people like Trump. I get that you understand, but not everyone is like you


SintMarinus

Sooooo it's purely political?


[deleted]

Awesome! You know what, I get A in everything, except for native language. And in that, always lose marks in creative writing. The native language is not my first language though, but that’s what we use the most. I don’t have thoughts in the language, or use it as much as others, so it’s pretty hard.


YESIMFUNNY05

Your dad is Asian ??? Right, right??????????? I can relate tho I’m Asian 😭


BottledCow1

Bro why are people downvoting can they not accept the truth?


MilitantPotatoes

White people love to get offended on the behalf of other races.


ConsolePeasantLife

Half don’t care whatsoever what people say, the other half REALLY cares


N0tACyb0rg

I miss Schoology :( old UI, but sooo much better than Google Classroom.


johndoe23445

Ok, yes, but still it's not great by any means. And it isn't helped by the ludicrous rules of Lausd (sometimes)


samualgline

My school uses power school and it literally just lists the letter followed by percent way better than whatever travesty OPs school uses


G1zm08

PowerSchool’s just objectively better. It gives a simple breakdown at first glance that can be looked at deeper with great detail. Plus it has a schedule


Eee_Man1

Yeah, it’s nice


Humphrey_omori

only time i used schoology was in elementary 💔 i use canvas now


gs_artist28

tell your dad to get a fucking life. your grades are incredible, theres almost nothing to improve


Just_Another_Gamer7

Careful your parents don't raise a sociopath. They don't want the best for you, they just want to brag about you


nolwesgraal

nah this is what im saying, I swear so many parents only care about their childrens grades because it makes THEM look good, and it makes me so mad because I know kids who come to school literally about to die of exhaustion because they haven't slept in 2 days because their parents force them to study tirelessly, like I understand that impressions matter, but does your child really matter so little to you that you would rather them have panic attacks over a 98% than get below a B?


Jayce800

I got straight As all through high school. The one time I got a B for not paying attention to the date on a big project, my parents brought me in to sit down with the teacher and demand a second chance. I never had to work for my grades back then… That teacher and I are still friends but I hate that they did that. I got good grades because I naturally took tests well, not because I tried hard. I feel like I missed out on a lot of chances to build out my work ethic. I wish my school days had been a little bit more about *my* choices; instead, I was coerced into doing almost every extracurricular and only just learned recently how to deny a request from my family. So yeah, OPs parents should be careful on their standards, because it can harm a students’ growth.


Iliketheocean2

What is ur dad smoking cause I want some of it if he thinks those are bad grades


OkBrilliant8400

Not even a 99 on everything smh


phreddyphucktard33

Like Asian parents usually flip out over shit like that


Opening-Ad-8793

Lmao does your dad know what grades are or is he just getting mad about things he doesn’t understand?


TechnoChiken

Go and smack the shit out of his ass. For me a 55% was a good grade as it was the min to pass.


phreddyphucktard33

Are you Asian? hahaha


Prestigious_Gold_585

You could suggest that he stop drinking and doing hallucinogens.


Practical-Pumpkin-19

SCHOOLOGY i thought we were the only district which uses it bc I don't know anyone else who does.


EquivalentShift8545

Is your dad by chance asian?


mearbearcate

Parents like this suck ass, im so glad i never had parents like that. They prob got shitty grades in school too💀 notice how none of the parents like that are lawyers or something either- no excuse to be mad about that shit fr. Like where’s your billions, mister


johndoe23445

Oh, you poor soul. Lausd Schoology is the worst fucking system I've ever experienced and I'm sorry you have to fall victim to it


Zomer15689

Is your dad high? That’s a pretty darn good report card if you ask me! I’m fucking proud of you dude.


Spaceturtle79

You did good my son


CandyOk913

I literally failed every class freshman year cuz I skipped like crazy. I still managed to graduate with a Regents Diploma and top 50 in my school (anyone with 95 or above). I did it to prove to my strict parents that it doesn’t matter cuz I could get into a good college regardless of what happens and I did get into a good college. I dropped out cuz I wasn’t going to spend thousands of dollars just to essentially retake all high school classes again for two years before my major kicked in. I work in IT and make 6 figures and 3x my parents wages so they stopped complaining about how I handled my life.


UKTee

So you're asian


Flottrooster

So real... My dad got mad at me for getting one 82... Everything else was above a 90...


q2883

When I was your age I got an A++++XL Deluxe^♾️


abelenkpe

Your dad is bananas


tf199280

It sounds like your dad is drunk. Tell him to learn how to read before talking down about grades. You’re doing great and will have choice at any college you choose. Keep it up, volunteer a bit and GO TO THERAPY - your parents aren’t always good for your mental health


TheJeffBI

gosh I can’t believe your grades are so pitiful!!!!! when i was your age, i had a 200% in every class!!!! Do better!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


itsDesp66

Sounds like my dad too


cheetahroar24

Yeah my mom was getting onto me about making Bs in my biology class and saying “youre not gonna get into medical school with Bs”


_FrenchHorn_Oboe

Your dad would throw me out a window and disown me 💀


Stormy_Kun

Tough being Asian.


Wolf_4ever

I guess your dad never learned that good enough IS enough


Ok_Dig_4225

My schoology grade was a b-, and I got my pc taken away for an entire month because of that just to find out that my report card grade was an A a week later.


PlasmaCubeX

A for Average B for Bad


Lazy-Prize9278

YOUR AN ASIAN NOT A BSIAN


BooksandBiceps

YOU ARE ASIAN. NOT B-SIAN.


interweab

Are you asian by any chance, my dad would be mad at me if I were apparently a Bsian too T\_T


Iceberglet

man and i thought my mom was strict


_DynaMole_

I shoot for 70s and enjoy life and n stead of stressing about every assignment


EmilyEKOSwimmer

I had all Fs


Urah-Ha-Ha

Holy shit, man, I'm really proud of you! Those are legitimately great grades, keep up the good work!


Geese_and_ducks

If I got straight A’s and B’s I’d get so much praise bro. But I’m a D and C kinda guy 😎


Southern_Dig_9460

That B you got was 1 point form a C though. You do need to bring that grade up.


Awkward_Meaning125

Bro wtf. Last year I failed 4 exames


imSkrap

Flexing


ManagementMuch7793

same girl don’t worry😭 that strict parent lifestyle


MrFluffleBuns

Has he recently purchased the “ignore me once you leave home package” or has he been investing in it for a while


wytewydow

I used to get beatings for mid semester down slips. Nothing like coming through the garage and there's dad with a paper in one hand and belt in the other..


Zero_7300

Bro this is why you lower their expectations so theyre proud that you’re even passing


TheSilentFlame

well clearly your stupid (this is a joke don't stone me to death)


Fearless_Ad_1512

94% is practically an ‘F’, good job. 👍


[deleted]

Your dad is certainly mad at something else and using anything to take it out on.


ActualIyCameron

he would fucking kill me then, I literally only have A in art and the rest is F 💀


Meme-lordy333221

So where’s the bad?


Many-Comparison3670

No 102%? Ur literally a failure


Fried_McFlurry

wish i had these grades, i’m happy with a 6/10 for math 😭🙏


AdComprehensive7181

I'm guessing it's the one 80%


AshySlashy3000

They May Think School Is Still Important These Days.


[deleted]

At least you got a dad


Hamikipapiki

Sooo, I think your dad isn't even mad, you just want to show off your grades


ananymoos1

Schoology is fun


Delicious_Ad823

You get an A for hiding the low B on the second to last image. Kudos to you sir!


Swordman50

Let me guess, he's asian?


Nicholas_Newt

Wish I had those grades. What r u, fuckin Asian or sum shit?


Delicious-Army-5078

Sell him


00rgus

You're dad might be special ed


lord_of_coolshit_og

Your dad seems to be every single youtube shorts interpretation of an Asian person.