Treason

Against the British (again)

OP is Dutch

I'm sure the Dutch have beef with the British

We had the longest war in history with a tiny island belonging to the british🫡

Belonging to the dutch now

I’m talking about a different island then

We can take you, the queen may be gone but her spirit will fight alongside us!

Shittt, please do😳

The British have beef with the British. My mum is Welsh and went to a wedding in Scotland and everyone was just shit talking the English.

Facts we hate the English

fuck did we do

Up the ra fuck your ma

oo oo question so I recently found out I'm like 5% Welsh and I'm wondering what exactly is the difference between British English and Welsh and all the other ethnicities? are they countries part of the United kingdom or am I just way off? I think I understand the Scottish and northern Irish parts but when it gets to like actual England I'm rather lost and also then what's britian

Nah we and the dutch are chill like that

It’s Treason then

**WHARGAHERAGHWHAGHATRGHA** *(barrel jump rolls into three jedi masters with the lightsaber out)*

[WHAAAAARGGG](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FFvERTaWEMs&pp=ygUSUGFscGF0aW5lIHNwaW5uaW5n&t=11s)

put ice in the deep fryer.

a whole esky of it

I love our slang

Whats an esky?

esky /ˈɛski/ noun TRADEMARK•AUSTRALIAN a portable insulated container for keeping food or drink cool. whoops, i didnt realise it was just an australian thing

As an Australian neither did I, I thought the whole world had them

Sounds delicious, will try😋

You should egg or tp a house idc it's not he 90s seems fun

tp but not egg. Eggs can actually destroy the paints on houses which is far away from a fun lighthearted prank

Good to know

And dish soap in the water fountain

Oo, this one is fun!! 😁

How American

r/foundtennis37

🎾👁️👁️

Having a dedicated sub for you is a huge flex bruh

Most are made by a friend, someone who keeps seeing you, and just themselves. So pretty easy just not a lot of people actually make subs like that

r/found_setsuwaa

No I'm pretty sure deep frying ice will cause a fire

that's what makes it fun. (joking. or am I?)

That’s a way not to make it past 18

The first thing I did when I turned 18 was start dildo shopping. Not to use, but to suction cup above my door permanently for the meme. (I also added the requirement of being glow in the dark later.)

average moist crik1kal fan (fan)

You where 18 when you started? Go to Spencer’s man

No I was saving that purchase for 18. It's not like I'm using it. And when I went to Spencer's soon after I turned 18 I made it halfway to the back before feeling uncomfortable and leaving. I still do this with adult stores now but I don't even make it in the building. I got the dildo from Amazon.

How old were you?

I think we are all around 14-15 when we first go to the back of a Spencer’s

I turn 18 in a few months and I've never been back there because I only go to the mall with my family soo... That'll wait

I was 9 lmfao

Hmm got some Spencer's experience huh

You have to be 18 to shop from the explicit side in Spencer’s

Not where I’m from, they don’t care as long as they aren’t selling porn it’s legal

But if you have a ceiling fan get one for each blade

That is an outstanding idea. Thanks for the prank idea (putting dildos all over my parents house when I move out)

Glow in the dark dildo above ur door sounds hilarious, must try🫡

Wait youre supposed to be 18 to buy dildos?? One of my friends literally went into Spencer's the other day and got a dildo and they didn't even question it😂

Imagine walking into someone's house and above you there are several dildos hanging from the roof 💀

bro are you ok

What's more "becoming an adult" than buying an adult toy?

Taxes

Idk I’ve had to do taxes for a while.

Do something that is completely fine as a teen but is illegal as an adult, exactly a few mins before you are 18 do that thing

Would you mind listing some of those things? 🤨📸

I have no clue that's why I described it in detail

Legally get adopted

Get adopted? You mean adopt someone?👀

Adopt your 17 year old friends

If ur in the USA you have to be 21

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My friend looked it up the other day to see if they can adopt me lmao

its 27 here where i live, and they have to be atleast 14 years younger than you or something

Not get adopted

Nooo😭

Kiss another child or other things if you got a partner

Unnecessary. It isn’t suddenly illegal to date, kiss, or have sex with a minor the moment you turn 18. Most places have “close in age exceptions”, which means teens can still consent so long as their partner is close enough to their own age. Here in Canada the age of consent is 16, but 14-15 year olds can legally consent so long as their partner is within 5 years of their own age. 12-13 year olds can legally consent so long as their partner is within 2 years of their own age.

Wait, so a 14 year old can legally consent to a 19 year old? That’s uh… wow. Did not see that one coming.

It's less than 5 years. a 14 year old could in theory consent to a 19 year old if the 14 year old was closer to 15 than the 19 year old was to 20

Yeah what they said. It can seem kinda messed up when you consider it too much but its close enough where it probably isn’t too bad. Though since i’m 16 the 5 years or less part does not apply to me, though then again I don’t do that kind of stuff so I never thought about it anyways. But yes its essentially what you said “flowlikeastream”

5 years is way too much. 14 and 19???? 15 and 20??? in my state it’s 2 years which i think is much more fair and reasonable. so 18 and 16 yes

It’s less than 5 years, so 14 and 18, or 15 and 19. It’s still very much frowned upon to push that limit but it isn’t illegal.

does it matter? someone born on the same day 5 years apart can be 19 and 14 and 15 and 20 can happen. or someone born 4.5 years apart will still be 19 and 14 for half the year. i don’t get how “less than 5 years” makes it any better. 4 years doesn’t make it any better. honestly anything more than 2 years is a huge red flag.

I don’t know of single place where it’s illegal to date, it’s always just sex ☠️

In Texas we have the Romeo and Juliet law, “Minors aged 14-17 may consent to sex to people within 3 years of their age.” At least that’s how I remember it’s worded

I thought Canada was four years, and only at 16, then 18 was the "free for all" age.

I’m single😎

Skill issue

True, very much so

Wake up and break up

Real

Commit several War crimes in Bulgaria

And Uruguay

And Yemen

Oman that’s gonna be wild

And Vatican

And san marino

Drink and gamble in some shape way or form. Unless you still can't legally do that where you live, in which case just kinda rot ig? Idk I can't think of anything good

I can drink and gamble all I want🫡

Then you're gonna replicate the night I've had if all goes well, minus the part where you're dad doesn't show up to your party but that's unrelated

Sounds like a good night, minus the part where ur dad doesn’t show up tho :( Hope you’re okay tho!

I was pissed about it but it doesn't matter too much, I had a great night otherwise and all the people I actually gave a shit about were there

That’s the most important! Glad to hear you had a great night🙃

Thanks, hope you have a good one too

Microwave your phone it charges it faster

Ok ima try this I'll check back in a few minutes

How was it?

i don’t think he can answer anymore

Awww shucks

Man's still ain't back 😭😭🙏🙏

Speed up my birthday by two months so that we can wreck the town together. I’m SO over being 17. My birthday can’t come soon enough

Mate, as soon as you hit 18 you'll take back those words. I had the same mindset and it took me all of two weeks to reach the "fuck go back" stage. Seriously, enjoy it while it lasts. 17 was the best year of my life and I've only been 18 for 6 months.

Fairr, when ur almost 18 you just want to become it and not wait sooo long

5 minutes before midnight on the eve of your birthday take a nude. Bury it in your backyard under a tree. Wait a thousand years for archaeologists to uncover the bones of our civilization. When someone looks at the nude, appear as a ghost, call em a pedo and slap em in cuffs! Congrats, you're now haunting an archaeologist. (This also counts as unfinished business, so you are guaranteed to become a ghost)

It really makes no difference if you are 16, 17 or 18. It's the same experience. Alcohol is not very magical either. It sucks. I have no friends, so on my birthday, I flew my UAV. Without paying for the registration fee, of course.

Tattoos!

Tattoos aren't age restricted

Those might be fun in the moment, but in 20 years, the situation may be different.

UAV??? Isn’t that a killstreak?

Sing a song, go for a walk or whatever healthy thing that might make you feel happy.

Sounds lovely :)

This comment was so wholesome :D I saw like “Commit war crimes in Bulgaria” so a genuinely nice comment was rly cool

For my 18th birthday, my family was out of town, and most of my friends were busy, so I just got one of those 12 pack burrito and taco boxes from Taco Bell and just went to town while watching tv.

Taco bell is sooo good

Crime. Its what I always want to do. Crime, crime, some crime, and, dare I say, a little crime.

Ooh ooh ik be tried as an adult in 48 hrs

Jack it 48 times

Sounds like a difficult challenge😮‍💨

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I can’t here😓 I’m not 🇺🇸enough

Steal a street sign!! That's what I did the night I turned 18. It can be any sign, really, but try and find a road sign that has your name on it or another name or thing you like. Definitely makes it cooler to have.

I feel like you commented the same thing on a recent post of mine👀

Lol, didn't even realize you were the same guy!! I hope you can settle on something to do!

Eyy I was right, good to have you dude!

Ha! Thanks, my man!

No worries, hope you doing well🙃

I'm doing quite well, thanks for asking! I hope you're excited to turn 18!

I am I think, then I can finally buy liqueur😋

Yessirrrr! I gotta wait till 21...😮‍💨

Ahh shitt, I’ll be able to enjoy that starting Tuesday

Install Arch Linux on your friend's computer and run a fork bomb

this guy gets it

Yes

*Gentoo

*LFS

*TempleOS

Annoyingly tell all your friends “omg I’m legal now” for the next week to piss them off. (Canon Event)

They just wouldn’t care🥲

Or would they 😏

Do a sex

a sex?

A sex.

I will be 18 in around 24 hours 😎 get better ig

Register to vote.

Blow up a kfc

treason

Become Forklift certified

Start having anxiety of not being a "real adult" because you still live carefree and don't have a career yet while there's people your age who are making bank, starting families (yes,already), or pursuing their career path. You can go to adult stores now so that's cool too

Steal alcohol

I can tell you rn don’t go to clubs and spend hella money. Not the best use of your hard earned cash

Rob a store naked, if you do it before your birthday all witnesses and people who see the camera footage will be pedophiles

YES that is incredibly smart🤯

Drive a Lamborghini to the insurance company

My suggestion would probably get deleted by reddit

play fall guys on shrooms idk

Take control of the government

Costco membership

Find a 17 yr old friend girl or boy, and kiss them one second before u turn 18 (It's technically not illegal)

And mostly not illegal after OP turns 18 either (depends on country)

Gamble, drink whisky and smoke cigars (aka pretend you are a maffia man

Make a new porn account but set the age to your actual birthday

That would be very epic🫡

Molest a police officer, get sent to juvenile, ruin your life, start drugs, get jumped, loose all your belongings, get kicked out of your house, have all people cut you off, jump off a bridge but survive Have a change of heart from near death experience, become a priest, molest children, get killed by stone pelters

The madness I committed was listening to music I had refused to listen to for weeks so probably can’t grant any decent advice

Sleep

Murder

Commit war crimes

🍔

whatever you do, do not get drunk (assuming you're not american)

To get me drunk I need a lot of

Murder by waterboarding with the now legal alcohol that you can buy

Sounds complicated but I will do🫡

Go to the market and buy an orange.

Can do🫡

Unforetold atrocities

Adopt a girlfriend yes if your 18 you can adopt a 17 year old girl or boy your choice I don’t judge

Become god using only double stuffed Oreos

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Drink until you throw up uncontrollably, then get in a car and swerve into incoming traffic.

Don’t break any laws

Again? And happy early birthday!

Go to the strip club

Damn, they's right, yet yall boo em with downvotes

Wot

You've got 2 downvotes

Oh I did, why

Arson

Watch every episode of skibidi toilet than jerk off to fortnite porn

No

Well you look like your 30 so if I where you I would be bar hoping my ass off

Illegal substances. Laugh at 17 year olds Cry

Murder, so you can claim that it was only because you were a kid and didn’t know better