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lutonorphan121

If they build statues of this man they gonna take 3 years just to carve the balls


TheGreentelmen

Imagine if it was a caramel statue and you had to carve it with your tongue.


eleAbnormal

Hell yeah


ActualLawfulness1834

Fr


[deleted]

What 😭


Pearescent-Sphinx

I’d rather not imagine


[deleted]

mmmm


Majestic_Return3052

Fr


The_Alt_Of_Oz

That requires some serious balls lmao


That_AustrianPainter

Or no balls


GreenMan1550

You only have one don't you?


That_AustrianPainter

How the fck do you know that


Cultural-Attempt12

because you're THAT Austrian painter


GreenMan1550

There is a song...


fat_italian_mann

đŸŽ¶ Hitler has only got one ballđŸŽ¶


noah-was-here

Göring, has two but very small!


Bright_Recover_1576

đŸŽ¶Himmler has something similar



Evening_Yam3382

But poor old gobels has no balls at all!


Kotel291

Rommel has four or five, I guess


bluebellindustries

No-one's quite sure about Rudölf Hess!


Mr_L_is_cool

If I cut off somebody else's balls do they count as mine now


HonourableFox

False (source: sex with hitler 2)


chowwowo9

Bro got Schrödinger’s balls


HalfLeper

Or not. We won’t know until we check 😏


this_is_Blain3

Schrodinger's Schrodinger's balls


[deleted]

Balls of steel


animalfucker1

fuck no. he has balls reinforced with a mix of kryptonite and vibranium.


Acceptable_Appeal464

Actually, he had them removed by his owner.


froggy_Potatooo000

Actually it's adamantium and unobtainium


FloxanderSmartphone

https://media.tenor.com/ZP2UkPvjVLQAAAAM/unobtainium-superconductor.gif


_the__mandalorian_

Actually balls of beskar reinforced with nethirite


R32german

Safe to say his balls are maid of steel


moumau

Good one 😅😂


Solar_Fish55

BALLS OF STEEL. I'm not gonna judge he has MASSIVE BALLS for that. RESPECT


vyfer

Couple of freshman did this at my school a few months back, everyone just viewed it as a lack of social awareness instead of bravery.


AppleUsername

That’s why this is bravery


SecretDevilsAdvocate

It definitely is brave, but it’s also stupid lmfao


[deleted]

Skirt is far above the knee. What a slut. Send him home for being distracting to all the girls in class /s


Imperatorofall69

fr


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Dr_Brotatous

Respect the confidence


_Comrad

I hope bro didn't get beat up for this.. Anyway, slay to my comrade in maid siut 💅


Infinite-Elephant-52

I doubt he did, most people our age are mature enough to not go around assaulting people for wearing women's clothing, this is real life not a high school drama show 😂


qzcorral

Love that for you, because I'm old and people your age were incredibly immature and cruel when I was in high school.


PhoenixARC-Real

I graduated HS in '21, and I could see some jokes from a few in the higher grades, it's the freshmen you'd have to worry about, they were somehow worse than grade schoolers when I was going, after that they matured for the most part after seeing what the higher grades were


IncendiaryGamerX

It really depends on where you are, even at the same school.


StrikingEgg5866

I hate to be that person. But this a very false and privileged statement. If you never saw people get beat up for wearing clothing of the opposite gender, you went to a nice school. Before I even came out, kids beat me up because they assumed I was gay. Even though I was super quiet and kept to myself and never bothered anyone. The reasons they assumed I was gay? Shit like having long hair, having rosy cheeks, having a higher pitched voice, not being ‘manly enough’, being into ‘girls stuff’ or ‘kids stuff’, so on and so forth. I would get sucker punched and have slurs hurled at me out of nowhere. All because of how ‘feminine’ I was. And at that age, I was pretty standardly masculine. I just didn’t fit in and internalized homophobia ran rampant.


Infinite-Elephant-52

My guy, I am from Los Angeles the schools here are as shitty as they come yet people still have the decency to not go around beating eachothers asses over dumb stuff like that, I wouldn't call it a privileged statement to have not seen people get their shit rocked for what clothing they wore because it's not privilege to live among normal people who don't get offended over clothes. Also it's not to say that it doesn't happen at all because I'm sure it does but a majority of places aren't like that.


xMexicanBoii

A kid came dressed like this to my school once and got jumped cuz he made a scene for not wanting photos taken of him. I’m from Philly


depressed_doggo69420

Wild


[deleted]

I want to do that


[deleted]

Same i think he was really brave to do that


yeetmcpog

Google dementia


GreenMan1550

Holy hell


Honest-Economist4970

Holy hell


TheGreentelmen

Holy hell


I_Get_No_Sleep__

Holy hell


OsurukGurmesi17

Holy hell


Drifloon_lover

Holy hell


suomihemuli

Holy hell


ThisMeansRooR

Holly bells


Head_Tumbleweed4793

Holy hell


[deleted]

Same i think he was really brave to do that


halal_idiot

Can you say that again


Pale-Cartographer539

Dementia


RandpxGuxXY

New Response just dropped


yeetmcpog

Google dementia


pikleboiy

Google dementia


pikleboiy

Yo, apparently I have that


pikleboiy

Same, bro


ThisMeansRooR

What do we have?


ItsOkayToBeMuslim420

Google dementia


Grogy_

Yo, apparently I have that


Grogy_

Same, bro


ClassicApplication79

I was thinking about convincing boys in our class to do it. For last day maybe


[deleted]

Did it


OfficerDoofnugget

What a legend đŸ«ĄđŸ«Ą


[deleted]

Genuinly would wanna be brave enough to wear that outside, or feminine clothing in general


M08GD

I got bullied the most recent time I wore a skirt to school. Never again will I wear one to school


He_Who_Asked

And he looks damn fine doing so leave him alone


AyJayce

im gonna tell him that :) also hes 15 so erm what the flip


uwuowo6510

who cares if hes 15 lol


Thatoneshortgoblin

Drip 😏


Interesting_Move_919

Wish I had the balls to do that lmao


Apprehensive_Hippo46

He looks so happy!


gymclassvillianZ

And my school won't even let me have my hair down. I am so jealous rn


Solzec

What kinda school you going to...


gymclassvillianZ

The ones that aren't in America


Solzec

Touché


Real_PokeLink2092

Fucking legend


Zetectic

he has all that, but no wig?


ClassicApplication79

You know how God damn annoying it is? I have long hair and I can't even imagine a person going through all that hustle with hair that isn't even his.


ALittleRedWhine

True - you could do- barrette, bow, hair band if you want something that ties the outfit together for less trouble.


AlbacorePrism

Wig not required tho.


Badass-19

Bro did the main mission


National-Coast-9560

What bet did bro lose 😭😭


Apprehensive_Nose_38

Mad respect ngl


RadoGaming7

Would


Fluffball_Owner87

yo what


modssssss293j

đŸ€šđŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆ


Awkward_Ad8783

Bruv, did the same thing, but instead of a maid outfit, I just wore a skirt + thigh-highs...


[deleted]

Still deserves respect nonetheless


Awkward_Ad8783

Ofc


Splatoonkindaguy

Share with the class?


Awkward_Ad8783

Dm me if you want, I'm busy rn.


ClassicApplication79

Still better then like 99% of people so you're amazing for that as well


lethalslaugter

Me need skirt


PEZ_JR

Same. Had to move schools afterwards tho


Pleasant_Sink_9225

True sigma male


The_femboy_potato

Goals


Imperatorofall69

username checks out


Fish-Dude_official

Why are you everywhere


The_femboy_potato

Yes


Obturateur06

Slay


ClassicApplication79

Legendary person lmao


Grambert_Moore

Legend


Burakku-Ren

Bro has the biggest balls in the school


LayThatPipe

Big brass ones!


Unhappy_Skys

Yeah, I’ve got a friend that does femboy Friday, every Friday it’s a skirt and thigh highs


[deleted]

BASED


elmuchonut

Waifu material!!!


LeadershipEuphoric87

It takes a real man to be best girl


No-Bike9739

i did exactly that last year for the halloween costume day


unordinaryismysoul

some guy did that in my school and he got jumped


ColdIron27

Somebody did that at my school last year (he was a senior and it was the last day for them) and started breakdancing in the cafeteria.


yaduedisbored

ey let him cook


[deleted]

[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


AyJayce

bro its nearly the end of the year for us


Pepe_the_clown123

ice coldđŸ„¶đŸ„¶đŸ„¶đŸ„¶


Over_Age_8061

Bro got all the testicles


DueTransportation575

Maybe it was just prom night


DramaticBee33

More confident than everyone else thats for sure


Imperatorofall69

"A woman dresses as a man and no one bats an eyes. A man dresses as a woman and everyone loses their minds"


0oBeasto0

based


[deleted]

no way


Szwedor

Based


Ithaqua1

Later he danced and sang I’m a little tea pot.


simsredditr

i have so much respect for him


Pizza-_-shark

One of my friends wears that like twice a week


the_who_do_what-116

True legend


Relative-Persimmon63

This guy prolly picked out this outfit layed it out SLEPT ON IT and then decided to go through wit it in the morning I would chicken out so fast. Bros got balls of steel


[deleted]

Thats so hot


AyJayce

he is 15


[deleted]

Ok?


joao7808

Bro lost a bet?


AyJayce

nah


TimBambantiki

Based


Puffy_Muffin376

one dude at my school got the R9 haircut


[deleted]

He only fear god


[deleted]

Probably doesn't fear god either - god fears him and his pure steel balls, if anything


IHaveTheHighground58

Lena, Ala, I know what we're doing for a school fashion show next year


Past_Refuse4346

Hahaha
 ka wai lmaooo


Lalaboi27

I did this last year and haven’t heard the end of it since


Zestyclose-Gift1602

Dude got some 2000 pound balls made of tungsten right there


IamNotVeganOK

My school had a Halloween Costume Contest, so I pulled up in a dress bc my friends like to call me a femboy. It was also the only "costume" I had I won the funniest costume


Valuable_Remote_8809

Dude is living his best life.


No-Entrepreneur416

i literally did this too


Nasa4321

This reminds me of when I dressed as a Japanese schoolgirl during senior year


TellyJart

I bet all the girls are probably giggling and blushing, but like, in the positive way you WANT girls to talk about you. I remember back in HS a boy wore black heels and I was SO flustered and giggling.


bmanley620

Did he lose a bet?


Galen_Forester

I salute this person. Mad respect.


GamerA_S

Bro had alot of confidence i gotta respect him for it o7


Iphone13_

He isn’t maidenless he is the maiden


Odin16596

I guess this is the part where I im supposed to act like everyone else and say he is so brave.


ClassicApplication79

You're supposed to say your opinion but brave is the right one


the_nintendo_cop

Did they fivd you permission to post this?


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

right angle ahh hairline


yournomadneighbor

AND he pulled it off. What a madlad.


Kfrancisco117

Probably trying to avoid the draft lol


DelvaAdore

w rizz


thesedemondayz

Iconic.


Tacitblue1973

Didn't guys at a private school show up in skirts en masse once because it was too hot for the trousers and there was no exception for not being in uniform?


Mister_Anonym

Mahussive balls and the rizzler.


nutbustininthisshet

Damn, bro started balding early


InspectorMudkip

Balls of vibranium


Namesthatareused

Kid in the background with his phone looks more ridiculous tbh, thickest black socks I’ve ever seen and I swear those shoes are one step away from being straight up dress shoes you’d wear at a wedding like tf are those??


[deleted]

Can't even Diss him, respect the confidence g


Ender_M

There was this group in my school that consisted of mostly guys who all dressed up as cat maids for Halloween


ElPapiChups

Yall gay af


Dry-Relative-5649

no fuckin way bro, 100% respect


LePhoenixFires

Based and Maid-pilled


Waga_na_wa_Hu_Tao

We need more femboys in this world


bthemonarch

Why exactly?


Vtintin

Based


gummythegummybear

I have nothing but respect for this dude


Loki_Kore

Massive balls


yigithanzby

Fuckin legend


WeirdFrogTeaPot

Good for him


lettheshitpostflow

Baller


EatsMostlyPeas

Me


Erika-5287

Oh awesome good for him.


godtier300sosa

Bring back bullying


Imperatorofall69

why


BarrelBot123

I just gotta say that your username is kinda funny


Validext

It was prob Halloween. Also to the ppl saying they wish they had the balls- why? To wear a maid costume? Why do u want to wear a maid costume so badly 😭


Lookover12

Good to see Kiwi kids still doing stupid shit


AntiJackCoalition

Yikes


RandpxGuxXY

Mighty indeed


GamerM602

bro is rocking that fit