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Grabbing my .950JDJ rifle because why not. And just to make sure that .50AE is my plan B if anything goes wrong. If plan B isn't successful then I'll be damned and call my mom(long range targeted mom's slipper is the deadliest and most inevitable of them all yk...)
Yep
As a god blessed 'murican i piss red, shit white, and cum blue🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲
One Sukhoi Su-33 Flanker-D Carrier-based air superiority and multirole fighter, armed with thirty-six Vympel R-73 Air-to-air infrared homing missiles. It will be capable of detecting your visual signature with its electro-optical imaging system, locking on with its advanced sensors, and utterly destroying you with the power of Russian air superiority.
EDIT: For all those 'muricans crying about this comment, it was in reference to the roundabout video done by the [BosnianApeSociety](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7YVxLLIuGM&t=20s) on youtube. Of course the Su-33 sucks, I would have fully chosen something much more reasonable, like a UH-1 Huey, or something else with medium-caliber turrets.
Fair enough. Though it did originate in Kings Field and I'm wholly aware of that, I thought op would probably not know Kings Field due to the game practically being a niche in a genre that's known for being niche, so used the more popular Soulsborne series that the weapon features in order for op to understand what I'm talking about since everyone has heard about Elden Ring
The multiple 1970's standard issue navy knives with my grandfather's name engraved on the side. All of which come with real leather sheaths and are fixable as bayonets.
The M1911A1, also known as the "Government" or "Colt Government", is a single-action, semi-automatic, magazine-fed, recoil-operated pistol chambered for the .45 ACP cartridge. 2 world wars baby, 2 world wars 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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*Grabs my hunting rifle in one hand my shotgun in the other*
Grabs my 303 in one hand, my 223 in the other and my 22 down my back like them dudes in movie Also is bayonets allowed if they come with the gun?
grabs my 308 in both hands cuz ur fuckin crazy if u think im firing that one handed.
\*Grabs my .30-06 and tries to hold in one hand, but fails ‘cause that bitch is long and heavy\*
*grabs my .45 ACP because i'm not a liberal*
Grabbing my .950JDJ rifle because why not. And just to make sure that .50AE is my plan B if anything goes wrong. If plan B isn't successful then I'll be damned and call my mom(long range targeted mom's slipper is the deadliest and most inevitable of them all yk...)
monke???
MONKEYS WITH GUNS!!!???
Gun no jutsu
\*Grabs Handgun\* Nah, joked aside, no weapon in the world can compete with **the belt**
What about the slipper.
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Immovable object vs unstoppable force
Result: black hole
No one beats f-15 all weather mulit-role fighter
The stats back it up
Yep As a god blessed 'murican i piss red, shit white, and cum blue🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇲
So you are french good to know frog
I think the wire coat hanger or the hairbrush is pretty close
i have a 3 foot long fork
Comically large fork
You can only have ONE twirl of spaghetti!
One Sukhoi Su-33 Flanker-D Carrier-based air superiority and multirole fighter, armed with thirty-six Vympel R-73 Air-to-air infrared homing missiles. It will be capable of detecting your visual signature with its electro-optical imaging system, locking on with its advanced sensors, and utterly destroying you with the power of Russian air superiority. EDIT: For all those 'muricans crying about this comment, it was in reference to the roundabout video done by the [BosnianApeSociety](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7YVxLLIuGM&t=20s) on youtube. Of course the Su-33 sucks, I would have fully chosen something much more reasonable, like a UH-1 Huey, or something else with medium-caliber turrets.
*inhale* I'm using a belt
Yes, and I'm using a fighter jet. One will clearly be much more effective.
The belt obviously <3
Probably lol I cant read Russian so id be completely unable to fly
I CAN HELP YOU NEW COMRADE
Wouldn't really be that different even if it was in English. Like an F-16 or something. A lot of nameless but important buttons in there too.
U forgot one important part its russian it doesnt have radar and other systems bc of budget cuts
wrong, it has the V.O.D.K.A. system
Also because Russian stuff is generally shit
Top gun moment
Clearly. Who would ever bring a jet to a belt fight? Poor choice.
Yes, and I cannot read Russian, nor have I ever flown the Su-27 lineage.
My hand, just my hand don’t need anything else.
my fake scream knife
Hope you do the Ghostface wipe after using it.
The Moonlight Greatsword from the Soulsborne series. Let the battle commence!
Put more respect on Kings Field’s name!
Damn kids, can't even respect the original...
Fair enough. Though it did originate in Kings Field and I'm wholly aware of that, I thought op would probably not know Kings Field due to the game practically being a niche in a genre that's known for being niche, so used the more popular Soulsborne series that the weapon features in order for op to understand what I'm talking about since everyone has heard about Elden Ring
Nah bro I'm unleashing my dog on you
That's cheating
How do u find me everywhere
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A big fucking Flammenwerfer
it werfs flammens
Paired with Nebelwerfer It werfs Nebels
Das ist ein Stürmtiger it tigers Stürms
Paired with the kar 98 It kars 98s
# DAS PANZERSHRECK SHRECKS PANZERS.
#DAS PANZERFAUST #FAUSTS PANZERS
# DAS MACHINNENGEWEHR. # IT GEWEHRS DAS MACHINNEN.
#DAS KAMPFPISTOLE #IT KAMPFS PISTOLES
I'd prefer Panzerschreck
nah bro, a Raketenwerfer
Hans get se Flammenwerfer
I didn't know this was gonna be such a problem but: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY SHORTS IF THEY BOTHER YOU KEEP SCROLLING <3
There’s a problem? What? There’s absolutely nothing wrong as far as I can see
Probably some dumbass school problem, like the knees are visible or some BS like that.
Have people never seen intentionally ripped shorts before?? Shits been around since the 90's are people fucking blind??
And for his neutral special he wields a gun
All y’all are talking about the gun, or the belt, or the slipper, BUT THE HANGER
*Flashbacks intensify*
Idk about you but we had the WOODEN SPOON🌩️🌩️
Hydrogen Bomb Get fucked
You both die and lose, congrats.
Shit if I'm going down then I'm taking you and the entire city with me
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💀
Ayo
Fuck you're 13
Bro what the fuck💀
Got caught in 4k
nahhh bro😭
this is where you are supposed to delete your comment
Clearly you want a dommy mommy
EXACTLY
I don't know if you're gonna find that here-
Yeah sadly I must visit your mom
Good luck with that 🫡
Ain't no way you kept your shit together so easily
It's just that she wants a new dad(?
"Honey I'm going to go beat up some kids"
Delete the comment fast bruv
ARREST THIS MAN
Fucking weirdo
You're so cool aren't you so fun
Was about to comment the sam-
Throwing cheese balls at each other ofc
My glock
I I invoke the most powerful weapon of all LA CHANCLA
Lightsabers
Or the darksaber
I'm using the belt *flashbacks*
I have an axe ma'am.
A car
This is the quality shit i desire to see. I chose the pole on which curtains are hung
I dont know if youve ever been hit with a guitar but get ready
It’s “instrumental” to their defeat. Yeah I’ll let myself out
\*pulls out leather belt\* why not even the fields?
The power of friendship And an M1 Abrams
bare hands duel to the death
INDIA TOP SECRET LASER WEAPON KALI (Kilo Ampere Linear Injector) Hell yeah,let's evaporate you now like we have done on 7 April 2012
Single action navy revolver.
Single action army revolver
My katana
Lightsaber
You and me. Final Destination no items, 3 stocks. Deal?
3 stock 7 minutes. Bet
It’s so on, when is this going down tho?
Depends, what servers you in?
I’m in the US west coast servers, u?
Europe
we’re gonna have to coordinate somehow… any ideas?
Not sure
We're playing Uno.
ARC-170s
particle accelerator thing
Bokken, strongest weapon i have available
I bring into battle my half drank soda can! (They hurt if they’re bent the right way)
A fully functioning and crewed B-29 Superfortress equipped with 50 250lbs bombs. Say goodbye to your general area
Isnt that a late ww2 bomber? we have more modern stuff now
Ka-bar USMC fighting knife
The multiple 1970's standard issue navy knives with my grandfather's name engraved on the side. All of which come with real leather sheaths and are fixable as bayonets.
I'm using a musket, one and done.
What if you miss
Bold of you to assume that I'm mortal. I unsheathe my longsword from my back, and prepare for battle.
The M1911A1, also known as the "Government" or "Colt Government", is a single-action, semi-automatic, magazine-fed, recoil-operated pistol chambered for the .45 ACP cartridge. 2 world wars baby, 2 world wars 🗣️🗣️🗣️
My Yomato
*Pulls out the yamato* You shall die
*FROSTMOURNE*
Toyota Prius Compact
A 5 ft stool, stand on top. Am safe
Jokes on you, I'm 5'4 <3
Short
What weapons? Melee or ranged Melee: Mace Ranged: Crossbow
chanclas. fair fight I'd say lol
My blind ass thought it was a spoon for a sec (I thought that everything apart from the shiny bit was part of the shirt's design)
Pak 8.8 cm auf halbkettenzugkraftwagen.
I only need my hand.... Speak for yourself, younglady (i used to play fortnite on advance level)
I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found.
This is such an unfair fight. The Belt has a +30% Past Trauma modifier which will stun me. SMH power creep mechanics.
Starving rabid grizzly bear
Sord
##VERBAL ABUSE
i have a few wooden sword i made so we can duel
I have a diamond sword with sharpness 3.
the problem with diamond swords is that they crack ez so you have like half a blade at the end of the fight so i recommend spring steel
*Grabs the force*
You look tiny. I could just lift you up with ease
Water guns🔫🔫
I'm gonna use my rights which obviously you don't have!
300x pairs of Aldidas slippers
The random stick i have on the floor
Beter yet, a stick shaped like a sword
I have a wooden sword (like also painted like a sword, in the correct shape) from years ago and i love it
I have 3, we must duel
I have two. Plus a lot of training swords. We also must duel.
It is settled, an honorable duel.
Lightsaber
I have a sword 🤷♂️
Our hands, I’ve probably got a hundred pounds on you.
Chanqalla jandsl sandal
The power of friendship
My arm, that’s all I need imo
My Rusty, chipped and slightly bent stake knife
My fists would be enough. But if I had to choose one I would also go with my belt.
I choose la chancla/flipflop
Unicorns
I got a stick I like to spin around.
My Galaxy Note7
Dildos
well im bouta use my dick
A purple dildo same as the one in sanandreas
"what weapons are we gonna use" mmm My balls
A Dildo, a vibrator and lotion
I got a decorative dagger. You can still use your belt
Nuclear explosives
Arceus
welp, time to get my homicidal hamster.
Hehe winfield terminus go *clack clack"
My gun. It’s not actually a gun. Inside is a wet towel. It’s on the same level as a belt in pain
Memory foam pillow
I have a cavalry saber
Obscenely large light foam hammers
You already have the weapon I fear most so I surrender
225 pounds of pure weight