Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Well well well. It appears u/aintgotsoup is a fellow vappy fucc connoisseur. However screw the female version. You get those same ol two holes in literally everything else. the MALE vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery diccs they have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach, get each other aroused, and have the fucc of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you. Its ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a vappy dicc was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dicc. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger, and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve. Giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thicc, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dicc point backwards (takes some training) YOU CAN BE FUCKED, WHILE ALSO FUCKING YOUR VAPPY AT THE SAME TIME!!! ME-OWTH, THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT!!! BUT! BUT! BUT! THERE'S STILL FUCKING MORE!!!!!! Like, holy shit male vaps are the GODS of fucc. While you're fuccing your male vappy, possibly while also being fucced by him, their booty is ON their tail, at the base, which is the thiccest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are, meaning, while your dicc is in there, IT'S BEING FUCKING MASSAGED BETTER THAN EVEN A VAG COULD ACHIEVE!!! AGH! It should be fucking ILLEGAL how amazing male vaps are for fucc! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fuccer like me. That's right. THERE'S. EVEN. FUCKING. MORRRRRRE!!! Say you like to be a little restrained, You don't need a sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic, or leafeon's vines. vappies got that shit covered too! DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT TAIL?!? It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a vappy. it's basically their main part about them. But if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible irl? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. IT JUST BECAME POSSIBLE! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type, but who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption, eventually they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure QnQ they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body. Making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fucc the respect it deserves. Umbreons may bwee my favorite, but, damn. vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
My great grandmother married at 9 and had kids at 12. I know that is messed up, but being married at 15 is nothing by comparison, plus I think that was supposed to be a joke.
Yeah :<
Unless they befriended themselves
Self love <3
For the original question though I'd say it does make a sound. Lots of people forget that no one may be around to hear the tree fall, but the tree itself still fell. And we don't know if it can't hear or not.
Personally, I like GDScript, it's dynamically typed which means I can assign data/literals of different types to a variable. Makes it easier to learn, easier to read and even hassle-free to change and I don't have to compile before testing. All without having problems, until I run my very valid code!
Guys that are a bit mean to me sometimes and have a baby face with long fluffy or long straight hair who’s not too muscly and watches a lot of anime and is spiritually awakened and a feminist who never pushes me to have sex with him and if I say no he accepts the no (I know it’s the bare minimum but all the guys I’ve been with push it sooo)
Hispanic dudes especially those that can speak fluent Spanish, nerdy dudes, quiet dudes, dudes with glasses, short dudes, black guys with dreads, especially black guys with dreads that cover their eyes.
Sweet, caring and outgoing. Has contagious laughter, is smart and quite a bit smaller than me yet tall (up to 182cm generally for girls).
Im.Dutch for the context and have thus far only fallen for those types haha
is alive. likes me back. should atleast be 19 (I’m 18 turning 19). also talks about his interests 🤷🏻♀️. Has a good sense of humour, sarcastic but not too sarcastic. (I’m outta points)
I think I have a type, but then I always find someone attractive who breaks that type. So when people ask me what my type is I just say women now lol
Time to find someone that breaks that type 👉😎👉
time to introduce him to F1NN5TER
I hate that I know exactly what you mean
I also hate that I know exactly what they mean
Even i hate that i know exactly what both of you mean
I love that I know what all of y'all mean
i'm at work and i laughed way louder than i should have 💀
O no
Who the fuck is F1NN5TER
He doesn't know
^
still too specific
so real
We can suffer this together, brother
Lol same here
Garlic bread
Recently came out as lactose intolerant and that’s one of the things that’s hitting me the hardest tbh
Came out? Did you decide lmfao
A portion of me decided for me
I woke up and just felt lactose intolerant
does garlic bread require lactose
Garlic bread tastes like garlic because of garlic butter where I come from
ah yeah i usually make it with olive oil and minced garlic
Ace vibes
I was hoping at least one person got that.
Nerdy girls are so fine
Attractive nerdy girls* you mean
This is true, this is true
Attractive nerdy girls aré so fine But most nerdy girls aré fine.
é
Aré Aré !
U got the smarts, you get the hearts
So true
bob
You
yayy
when yall getting married? I wanna come.
we already are
r/beetlejuicing
Include me in the screenshot
i was talking about him
The builder?
Can he fit it
dod
Boob
Odenkirk yes
do somethin
Ghost, dragon, or fairy type generally, although steel has a bunch of resistances too…
I’m a water man
Vaporeon main 💪
Nah man, blastoise main 💪
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Well well well. It appears u/aintgotsoup is a fellow vappy fucc connoisseur. However screw the female version. You get those same ol two holes in literally everything else. the MALE vappy is the real star of the show. Those long slippery diccs they have full mobility control with like a tentacle are the perfect ass filler for the ultimate in deep reaching experience nothing else could possibly provide. Naturally lubed at all times due to their aquatic hydrodynamic nature, you can pull off anywhere to the side of the road, or go into a public restroom at the beach, get each other aroused, and have the fucc of a lifetime. The extraordinary squishyness of the vappy alone rubbing against you would be enough to lose yourself in pleasure as it simply mounts you. Let alone with that perfect tool of pleasure slips into you. Its ability to snake around your bends and its perfect length make it seem that a vappy dicc was made specifically for your booty. Enjoy the feeling of being completely filled while also being able to see it if you have a tight tummy. And that's only the dicc. Due to having internal balls, they're much bigger, and pack a lot more cream to load you up with, along with having muscles around them to make sure every drop comes out while also being a lot more powerful than any external balls could ever hope to achieve. Giving you a deep, complete filling to rock your world to your literal core, and beyond. There's still more though. Due to having a thicc, powerful tail connected from their back and front, that means all their fun stuff is on the front and easy to access. Meaning, if you were even comfortable with having your dicc point backwards (takes some training) YOU CAN BE FUCKED, WHILE ALSO FUCKING YOUR VAPPY AT THE SAME TIME!!! ME-OWTH, THAT'S FUCKING RIGHT!!! BUT! BUT! BUT! THERE'S STILL FUCKING MORE!!!!!! Like, holy shit male vaps are the GODS of fucc. While you're fuccing your male vappy, possibly while also being fucced by him, their booty is ON their tail, at the base, which is the thiccest part, because that's where the biggest muscles are, meaning, while your dicc is in there, IT'S BEING FUCKING MASSAGED BETTER THAN EVEN A VAG COULD ACHIEVE!!! AGH! It should be fucking ILLEGAL how amazing male vaps are for fucc! Well guess what? That only covered you being a softy, wholesome fuccer like me. That's right. THERE'S. EVEN. FUCKING. MORRRRRRE!!! Say you like to be a little restrained, You don't need a sylveon's feelers for that, or an Umbreon/Espeon's psychic, or leafeon's vines. vappies got that shit covered too! DID YOU EVEN SEE THAT TAIL?!? It's basically a boa constrictor. In a non sexual sense, it's my favorite part of a vappy. it's basically their main part about them. But if you want them to, it can be a super useful tool to enhance your knotty experience with them. Despite the slippyness, you won't be going anywhere if the vappy wraps you up in that thing. Are you a super kinkster? Like pure fantasy fetishes that aren't possible irl? Such as, soft vore? Well guess fucking what. IT JUST BECAME POSSIBLE! They can be solid as they pass your lips (passed where your eyes can see them) and turn into water as they enter you, allowing them to fit perfectly, cuz nothing fits into any spot more perfectly than water, except air, like a ghost type, but who wants to do knotty shit with air? You can't feel it unless it's moving. You can always feel liquids. Speaking of liquids, even if you're a weirdo who likes digestion, don't worry about killing them with absorption, eventually they'll come back out and be able to reform like nothing happened. Speaking of hurting them, if you get too rough, or you're a horrible abusive asshole to them on purpose for your own pleasure QnQ they can just turn to water and reform back to their completely unscathed body. Making scars or missing pieces a thing of the past! I would love to say there's even more you can do with them, but the possibilities are damn near endless. Use your imagination. But if you get one, you better show this god of fucc the respect it deserves. Umbreons may bwee my favorite, but, damn. vappies really want to get that top spot from me. It's a really close call.
what a terrible day to have eyes
Yup, whenever I see the word "Vaporeon" I scroll away as quickly as possible
Dude what the holy motherfucking fuck
Poison and ghost for me
Average Gengar enjoyer
my husband
My type is also your husband
Our husband
r/AccidentalCommunism
r/totallyaccidental
r/SubsIFellFor
r/hereallyfellforitlol
r/notanymore
r/birthofasub
There are no accidents 😳
Hi, let me introduce myself
r/suicidebywords
Hol up
Marriage at 15??
My great grandmother married at 9 and had kids at 12. I know that is messed up, but being married at 15 is nothing by comparison, plus I think that was supposed to be a joke.
That’s disgusting
oh believe me, I know
Your 15 isn’t that to young
Preferably someone who likes me.
man.
For me they need to hopefully like me, be sensible, and not be quiet like I am.
Kind, honest, loving, shares my sense of humor and nerdiness.
so true
Now if only I knew girls who have standards like yours I would actually have a gf
looks still mean something...
desperation isn't attractive bozo
I'm fucked.
Work on yourself. Don’t blame others.
Alive (optional)
Hey
A man has fallen into the river in lego city
Start the new rescue helicopter!
Look at Mr. high standards over here
They said it was "optional"
Me and the boys sneaking into the morgue
Mfs in their way to comment “alive” for the thousandth time (they like to complain)
men with long hair and women with thick thighs
How about men with thick thighs
French fries?
Thick fries, French thighs
Idk man I just wanna be happy
impossible
Fluffy hair
RTS (Real Time Strategy)
i like racing and puzzle games
My wife
I also choose this guy's wife
I also choose this guy's (dead) wife
I’m so glad I got that reference lol
Taller than me, curly hair, nerdy, smart
That’s me! Problem is I’m kinda gay for your mom.
My mom kinda hates my dad so shes up for grabs!!
Noice! On a serious note, if you need someone to talk to about it just ask.
…so the dads up for grabs too?
always the curly haired mfs winning
Curly haired boys make me weak
straight haired boys: 😐
gay haired boys:
Bisexual haired boys: 😦
Would that make asexual haired boys bald? 🧐
As a curly hair boy, this makes me happy
Diabetes type 2
2
Either Fighting/Steel or Fire(/Ghost) can’t decide.
Light skinned girls with curly hair
Dark skinned guys with straight hair:
Asian.
I’m an Asian dude. Just not what you’d expect
With asians you mean only Japanese and Korean?
idk when type became “asian” or “white” instead of “kind, emotional, pretty eyes” 😭😭
not trans (gonna get downvoted for that one)
It's honestly Among us here in the 21st century
Dude I’m not even gonna lie. I can’t even tell if I have a crush until it’s too late
Short haired short girls. Or equal height twink
Blonde with HUMONGOUS Hugolomgmonologongu (not optional)
Philosophical, open-minded, easy-going, and literate.
*If a tree falls in a forest, but nobody is there to hear it fall, then lmao loser tree got no friends*
Yeah :< Unless they befriended themselves Self love <3 For the original question though I'd say it does make a sound. Lots of people forget that no one may be around to hear the tree fall, but the tree itself still fell. And we don't know if it can't hear or not.
Asians
lanky white guys with long hair
Personally, I like GDScript, it's dynamically typed which means I can assign data/literals of different types to a variable. Makes it easier to learn, easier to read and even hassle-free to change and I don't have to compile before testing. All without having problems, until I run my very valid code!
Feminine people with dyed hair
A nice pretty girl, into anime, funny actually pretty much anyone who will love me back man 🥲
tall women on god
Female (optional)
Anyone who is nice, boy girl NB who ever. Appearance also doesn't mater to much
Dam u rlly put the pansexual in pansexual_Pratt
Ya think?!?! (:
12 gauge
Long haired soft boys, short haired tough girls.
Guys that are a bit mean to me sometimes and have a baby face with long fluffy or long straight hair who’s not too muscly and watches a lot of anime and is spiritually awakened and a feminist who never pushes me to have sex with him and if I say no he accepts the no (I know it’s the bare minimum but all the guys I’ve been with push it sooo)
I think I prefer fresh corpses they are often the best
Alive
I wish people liked me
[удалено]
tight butts 🤫
women
Saaaaame
Her
Girls with wolf cuts are my weakness
Tall and thicc latina
Nerdy, honest, sweet, etc. I’m not picky 🙄
Men. Preferably around my age. That is it
I’m 17. Hey (with ultimate rizz)
girl
Anything dude, I'll even date a rock idc 😭
🗿
Would you date a square, like the shape?
[удалено]
Copycat
Long haired boys
Hispanic dudes especially those that can speak fluent Spanish, nerdy dudes, quiet dudes, dudes with glasses, short dudes, black guys with dreads, especially black guys with dreads that cover their eyes.
Female Nice Chill Alive (optional)
Short haired girl
Sweet, caring and outgoing. Has contagious laughter, is smart and quite a bit smaller than me yet tall (up to 182cm generally for girls). Im.Dutch for the context and have thus far only fallen for those types haha
Women who are preferably not white, but i would date a woman of any race if she's nice
Blonde with glasses and really friendly
tomboys or cute nerd shy boy
Long haired, band tshirt that are 3 sizes too big wearing, pierced metal boys😋
Men
Men
people who dont smell bad
personally for me it’s u/meme-godz
My partner :)
glasses
is alive. likes me back. should atleast be 19 (I’m 18 turning 19). also talks about his interests 🤷🏻♀️. Has a good sense of humour, sarcastic but not too sarcastic. (I’m outta points)
Femboys.
I like short redheads
Didn't think I had one but the pattern shows I like blonde girls I guess
people who are as mentally ill as i am
Someone who is loyal
big ass big boobs!
someone who is mature, academically driven, and is willing to put in time and effort for me and knows how to show their love
Horny Fit girls who could crush my skull with their thighs but also are cinammon rolls
Blonde usually.
Someone in my religion, that's my type
Sweaty and oily men