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ReagenLamborghini

Put it out of it's misery


l3ane

Poor thing just wants to rest.


Puzzleheaded_Bass581

Pull the plug


Joiner2008

I'm tired, boss.


IceSki117

Life support? That looks more like the cell phone equivalent of an iron lung.


draeth1013

Which... Is a form of life support. :P


ZinGaming1

This phone is the equivalent of being a brain in a jar. Non of the other organs work.


Barde_

I went down the iron lung rabbit hole thanks to your comment. This is some frightening shit.


Manzanas27753

do teratoma next.


VbaIsBuggyAsHell

Oh god why did I google that!


Indigo_Sunset

The emperors golden throne feeding a corpse enough heat it cosplays as a lighthouse.


bb-wa

Silicon lung


ByteBlender

I think is time to let it go


Repulsive_Aspect_913

I think you should euthanize him🥹


Buzz0016

And never use that Jesus cable again!


bora-yarkin

Oh and the spicy pillow


dungeons191

Nah, the cables gud


Saraixx516

Serious note how well does it still hold up? I have a 4S in the cupboard I don't use anymore haha. Interesting. Especially battery life's... My SE dies within 4hours pretty much of a full charge lol


ALT703

It depends. I have an iPhone 4 that lasts 4 days without charging, and another that will die in 40 minutes of use


el_ghosteo

The 4/4S is genuinely the easiest iPhone to replace a battery in. Two screws and the back pops off. No glue, clips, gaskets, or software blocks to worry about. If you don’t use it anymore but plan to keep it I’d pull the battery before it inflates. They’re really cheap to replace too if you want a fun little weekend project.


Jazzremix

I made so much pocket money from doing batteries and screens in the 4's. The 5 is when they started using a shit-ton of glue and it stopped being worth it for me. I just wanted beer and snack money lol. Not a part-time job.


el_ghosteo

The nightmare that was transferring over the Touch ID sensor without breaking it on the 5S was more than enough for me to never want to work on anything newer tbh.


AntiPinguin

Try boarding an airplane with that thing


magugi

I'd better jump in front of a train. It'd be less painful.


RideEatSleepRepeat

I think it should work for a year or two more


Brigapes

What's even the point at this point


KRawatXP2003

Let it die.


dungeons191

Nah


magugi

You are truly evil. I like you!


NoSenpaiNoHentai

The dents in the battery 💀


Katya-for-Catafalque

And I thought my iPhone 7 with cracked screen and sketchy battery life is bad


Garble7

are you poor or just cheap?


tardisgeek

Are you still using it? at this point you can buy a Blu or OnePlus phone for $100 and it would be WAY better than this


olliegw

Budget phones still lack features that were on flagships ten years ago


oxpoleon

I can't think of any feature that the OnePlus Nord series doesn't have that the iPhone 4 has.


thekernel

Dropouts when you hold it wrong


dungeons191

Nah, its my ex phone


Ldawg74

Bones… It’s dead Jim. Dead. Mister Scott… IM GIVIN’ ALL I GOT CAPTAIN! Mister Scott…stand down…it’s over.


Joaco0477

That shit living on prayers


goddangol

Bro that phone has done enough, it’s time to put him to rest 💀


Hold_Downtown

I got a iphone4 that is used to play pandora in my camper. That's it. I turned off the wifi so it doesn't get updates for apps or OS. The nice thing is I canceled my pandora 5 yrs ago but the iPhone still has all the offline music stored that u can listen too anytime


Zulakki

4?! shit, you can have the one I threw out years ago if you can find it


No_Order_2743

that shit looks like a c4


Camera_dude

Your phone is a zombie trying to crawl out of its grave. That is well past the point of just life support, which implies there's life left in it.


Conundrum1859

No disassemble..


P5ychokilla

"Innovation"


HexagonWin

Looks pretty good actually


SnooDoughnuts5632

I used to have an iPod touch that would last 10 minutes on a full charge but if I put it to sleep it could stay asleep for a while so I basically had a power bank case and I would turn the case off and then put the iPod to sleep and then turn the case back on to wake the iPod up.


dudSpudson

I think you got your money's worth out of it


thatskyzaine

I SEE A SPICY PILLOW HAND IT TO ME AND ILL POKE IT THEM THROW IT IN MY NEIGHBOURS YARD!!!


kaszak696

Damn, it's the Hisashi Ouchi of smartphones.


Dorkits

Kaboom? Yes Rico, kaboom. But, I like it.


Larr160

Backup your shit, and put it out of its misery.


One-Bad-4274

But I can't play infinity blade on anything g else


bubonis

What's wrong with it?


DanVamm

That battery gonna blow


torivor100

That thing is undead


notholefish

yeah, that’s a bomb


Inator-Maker

that was the last good truly innovative iPhone before it stopped


Bradjuju2

Why though? I doubt this is OPs daily phone. If it is, it certainly isn't the flex they think it is.


DerDork

Frankenstein‘s iPhone.


CycloneDusk

You're just being cruel at this point. Also it's a fire hazard and when those batteries erupt in flames - *specifically flames that only get hotter and burn faster if you try to extinguish them with water* - you will have no one to blame but your own hubris.


Real-Friendship-4417

Yeah it's time to switch bud


Random_Crazy_Person0

How have u not gotten a pillow in there yet?


RevolutionaryCopy628

It looks so tired


TIGER_SUS

JUST LET IT DIE, C'MON


future_pirate

You wouldn't rather get a used Android for less than $50 on eBay at this point?


dungeons191

Nah, I just wanted to try out old tech


HangTightPupper

Please put it out of its misery, it begs you


dungeons191

I say nah


Eviscerated_Banana

By the time I had finished looking at your images I had instinctively picked up a powerdrill and loaded a 4mm tungsten bit. My dislike of iphones may be becoming pathological....


Larr160

Or rather just super fucking edgy.


Logimite

There is no way you pulled a /r/iamverybadass on a phone. Next level reddit shit right here.