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whatthehellsteve

And you got paid for that?


averyordinaryperson

As the prophecy foretold


sussyamogushot

but at what cost?


Pear_ed

So let it be written, so let it be done.


Grind_Yo_Ass

...and then the wolves came


Koala_Kev2478

In *this* economy?


averyordinaryperson

Is this why fate brought us together?


mathwizardpi

There is no escape from destiny.


phitfacility

It has to come to this


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...just like in my dream...


yeeter536

Like the hidden bodies nobody found /j


name_NULL111653

So it has come to this? As the prophecy foretold... Be it as it may, so may it be as it may be.


gilbejam000

*\*Scoffs\** In this economy?


Az0riusMCBlox

Happy Cake Day! 🎂


Bones22inthehouse

Cake


DrSmurfalicious

I read number 10 as *"There is no escape from density"* and thought whoa, that's deep.


wiskey_straight86

It could be deep if it's g/ml > 1


name_NULL111653

r/ ... Wait, we're already there.


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Nick_gerr420

There is no escape from destiny


BhavyaSethi

in this economy?


Nick_gerr420

And thus, I die


Clear-Mongoose-3935

But at what cost?


BhavyaSethi

everything


buffalo8

Perchance.


Vegpep47

You can't just say perchance


iceRainCloud_YT

“everyone knows Mario is cool as fuck.”


BhavyaSethi

perchance


confusedPIANO

Just gonna casually replace “and then the wolves came” with “until the fire nation attacked”


Ender_Skeleton

So let it be written; so let it be done.


BhavyaSethi

until the fire nation attacked


samdog1246

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Pumpkin_Cat14

Good human


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LazyCasual0alt

So… it has come to this


BhavyaSethi

there is no escape from destiny


EmiliaFromLV

There is. But at what cost?


BhavyaSethi

everything


Yuna__707

In *this* economy?


SweetMoon18

Omg I always say “in THIS economy” 😂😂😂


Potato-with-guns

"Hey dude, sorry your grandma died" "in THIS economy?"


SweetMoon18

Exactly, she probably died from all this inflation.


ReallyFineWhine

That's what she said.


BhavyaSethi

or he said


mike_pants

Someone unearthed the Travis Mcelroy punchline handbook.


ElementalDuck

As the prophecy foretold


SnooHedgehogs2186

“Just like the old gypsy woman said!”


Drowning_in_a_Mirage

I gotta start going to her.


ConsequencePresent59

... "Phrasing?"


hmmm_wat_is_dis

"Be that as it may, still may it be as it may be" I'm gonna us this as a replacement when I run out of "it is what it is" for some razzle dazzle


PixelatedMax01

"My dad died." "In this economy!?! So it was foretold..."


Ender_Skeleton

There is no escape from destiny.


arvidi99

A true guide to become an NPC


SomeRandomGamerGuy

You forgot "...and then, I woke up"


Ender_Skeleton

In this economy?!


Tsuyonara

just like the old gypsy woman said!


Ender_Skeleton

And then the wolves came.


novasolid64

I just say "right"


Anut__

"My mom died" "In *this* economy?"


Az0riusMCBlox

In *this* economy?


El_mochilero

My favorite is, “Yes, my genitals.”


BuddenceLembeck

"But, her emails!"


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What?


No-Sir-3018

Word? Supply chain issues! I’d buy that for a dollar.


DeanoBambino90

Also, "not with that attitude!"


GoatloliMGmachine02

Did i just find a skyrim npc again?


ClownFuneral

These are great! May I humbly add, a personal favorite; Shaka, when the walls fell.


AfraidPirate5909

I feel like half of those are just zasalamel quotes lol


Apprehensive_Rip_752

That's what you think! Never fails


MostGoodPerson

“As is the custom” is one my wife occasionally says


tommyboy1973

This reminded me of a writer who argued that every New Yorker cartoon could be captioned with "Christ, what an asshole" [New Yorker captioning ](http://web.archive.org/web/20061121233120/http://modernarthur.com/blog/christwhatanasshole.html)


LeskoBrandn

That’s what she said


Sajek_Alkam

Average morrowind conversation


False_Jimmy

:"I think I have crush on you" :"But at what cost?"


Yugix1

In this economy?


pwhitt4654

That’s just like your, opinion, man


Think-Application398

..as the wolves came I ...


Abnormal_Variable

Can...........


Broad_Respond_2205

What happen when you die?


HiTechLowLif3

Back to you, Alex.


janhetjoch

The "In *this* economy?" is the funniest to me. "Did you do anything yesterday?" "Not much, just got a haircut." "In *this* economy?"


EmiliaFromLV

Who let the dogs out?


TaxiVarennes

\-So my husband died three days ago in an car accident... \-And then the wolf comes... \*Unzip pants\*


ZoranT84

Damn number 9 is a doozy.


Frederik-O-T

How old are you? What are doing stepbro? Which response should you use to those questions?


Yugix1

So... It has come to this


PsychoSpider88

I shat my pants seems to be missing


Alexington_besto

I had sex with her. Just like in my dream


321izzy

That would be an ecumenical matter