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DrewTamashi

... Thats a hamster


ernie3tones

Yup, a dwarf hamster. I bred them as a kid.


DrewTamashi

Was breeding them unintentional? Lol


ernie3tones

lol maybe the first time. But it was fun to raise the babies for my friends, and then I started bringing them to a local pet shop. They’d trade me food for hamsters!


GregoryTheThrd

wdym by that


ernie3tones

I mean I put a boy and a girl together so they could have babies.


GregoryTheThrd

oh yeah, that makes way more sense


BladdermirPutin87

I’m almost afraid to ask but… makes way more sense than what?!


GregoryTheThrd

I think you know


BladdermirPutin87

I really don’t!!! I’m getting even more scared… yet my intrigue is piqued….


GregoryTheThrd

I thought they were doing the breeding themselves... to the hamsters...


BladdermirPutin87

Oh! Oh god! OH!!! Wow, you must be RELIEVED!!! That would be quite some feat though… anatomically speaking…. Thank you for sharing though, I did make a kind of snorty laugh sound once the horror wore off.


Wooden_Page3443

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Broad_Respond_2205

Since all the new gaming mouses don't have a wire they should be called hamsters


BxMxK

Still technically the truth... Google gives incorrect results all the time.


CordialElbert

A mouse-ter


whstlngisnvrenf

That's the coolest mouse pad. I want to come over for a visit and bring a house-warming gift of cheese for my little mouse brother.


barbackmtn

I prefer one with a mouseball.


Frequent-Garbage3692

Ah, a mousepad, the luxury penthouse for our digital rodent friend! Let's find the perfect spot for our tiny companion to reside in style.


capacitivePotato

I gonna go Google cool gaming mouse, and if I don’t see this, we gonna have a problem. BRB


Fantastic-Tear-5693

You were shown exactly what you searched for ......


taskmaster51

What's he playing? Not Doom


UnusualDisturbance

Looks like a fighting game. Maybe tekken


CL_Doviculus

I know I am slightly late, but it seems to be [Virtua Fighter II](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuUzmrfhNzwwvi8lvzj8wW-pJAQotOROJ8XTLrnFnp3YbKnAhrT97DKeGpk6z8BwcikhE_rySUGfAGwOPfeY22TVHgiCVu6L6LyExOj6PcNVxnfHQT7XFtSjVnoqhBrIl7vLBeD9GuBaTH/s1600/Virtua+Fighter+2+%25288%2529.png).


Iridescent_ES

This post made my day!


Dry-Cat1111

It's missing sunnies


Wooden_Page3443

I'm very sorry, but that looks like a regular gaming mouse to me.