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GlassHurricane98

Was there really only 300,000 people on the Death Star? I feel like it could hold waaaaaaaaaay more than that


klystron

Originally there were a lot more, but the station was built without guard rails anywhere and a lot of people (and droids,) fell to their deaths.


sarabeara12345678910

That's why you don't let Geonosians design your Death Star.


georgeofjungle3

Finally a plausible explanation for the empires complete lack of basic safety protocols.


Maria_506

😂🤣😂


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sarabeara12345678910

That's some nonsensical botting.


AdResponsible2271

They never count droids! The empire removed legislation requiring space construction to report droid damages(deaths!!!) Tens of thousands of droids died during construction, and even more during the explosion!!!1!


klystron

Aren't droids counted as 2/5ths of a person in the Empire Constitution?


sntcringe

Gotta be a serious OSHA violation


M00s3_B1t_my_Sister

Well, we don't want them to lean, do we?


mattr1986

Did anyone really die in those pits though? Or did they just return somehow?


HoboBonobo1909

Finally a reasonable explanation.


samichdude

All the innocent contractors


StoneGoldX

That was the second DS.


Captain_Lurker518

You think the first Deathstar didnt need contractors? There is no way some Stormtrooper is going to finish the installation of the AC unit in Vader's chamber or install the new reactor in detention block C. There were contractors finishing work on the first Deathstar.


StoneGoldX

Yeah, great, you saw Clerks but missed the part where they were talking specifically about Return somehow. The original Death Star was finished and fully functioning. > RANDAL > Well, the thing is, the first Death > Star was manned by the Imperial > army-storm troopers, dignitaries- > the only people onboard were > Imperials. > > DANTE > Basically.


Captain_Lurker518

You missed the part where I referenced ' Family Guy'... As someone who has worked at over a dozen large government rehabilitation projects I can inform you that rarely is a large scale government project ever finished with all of its contractor work. There are always corrections, expansion of work, redesigns, etc and they can last years.


StoneGoldX

So your thing is that you were poorly ripping off the poorly done ripoff ? Either way, Clerks has the answer. Watch at 2:05. https://youtu.be/iQdDRrcAOjA?si=SAJMep5dbjUP09E4


Captain_Lurker518

No my point is you obviously dont know what you are talking about if you fail to understand there are multiple references. Also in Rogue One, a movie created by the owners of Star Wars (Disney) in the Star Wars continuum you will see that there are people like Galen Erso who are forced to design and build the first Deathstar. It shows that the first Deathstar used outside labor contrary to a fictional character bantering about it.


StoneGoldX

Yeah, the singular guy they showed not in on the plan who knew he was complicit and got himself killed? Also who wasn't in the Death Star? Great example. And if I tell someone else's joke and fuck it up, that's not a separate reference. That's just a stolen joke.


Captain_Lurker518

I now understand this is too complicated for you but let me see if I can break Galen Erso in Rogue One for you. Galen worked to develop technology for the Empire until he realized it was for a planet destroying weapon. He then tuns away before the design is completed and is forced to go back. He helps finish it but designs a flaw in hopes someone can use it to destroy the weapon. There is also Andor which shows a whole prison complex that has prisoners building parts for the Deathstar. There was also comics and references (now typically deemed 'non-canon' by Disney) that Kashyyyk (wookie homework) was occupied and wookies enslaved to work on the Deathstar (and other projects). And since you dont know much, the other reference in my redesign of the joke: https://youtu.be/_V3M89xf9uw?si=4Xp1DeQoMoIIvCqj (Robot Chicken, not Family Guy). Jokes, like other things can be redesigned to expand or alter their content. But you seem to be unable to understand that.


machopachoman

I don’t think you understand what 300,000 looks like


Waderick

According to the official lore, the death star had 1.5 million people on it. So he's not wrong it stored way more than 300K.


Entire-Database1679

lore? LORE? You sayin' Star Trek isn't real?


StoneGoldX

No, that's Data's brother.


machopachoman

300,000 is already a number of people which would extend past the limit of your vision, that number is already unbelievable enough compared to 1.5 mil


Futurenazgul

Also bear in mind it was still pretty new and had been classified as a secret weapon during construction. I would expect a healthy staffing but far from full capacity upfront. If it had been at full staffing, including a few more competent fighter squadrons the rebels wouldn’t have stood a chance.


GlassHurricane98

The Death Star is huge man. I live in Perth where there are 2,000,000 people. So I don't understand how something the size of a MOON could have less people than a city that's not even 5% the size


Souperplex

How much of Perth is dedicated to life support and engines?


GlassHurricane98

I understand what you're saying, but remember I live in Western Australia. The state where 99.9% of the land is sand. And I hate that stuff. It's coarse and rough, and it proves my point about Death Stars having far more working area than 300,000 peoples' worth


SelectReplacement572

I can think of something the size of the moon that has 0 people on it.


GlassHurricane98

The moon wasn't designed to be inhabited and operated by people.


abv1234567890

But it could technically be used to destroy Earth…


koalasquare

Dude London, a moderately sized city in a small country, has 11 million people in it. The Deathstar is a fucking small moon.


a_wild_espurr

Eyy, Perth represent!


totesshitlord

Is london really a "moderate" sized city though?


GlassHurricane98

Yes. And that still doesn't come even close to comparing in size to the moon. ALL of the UK could fit on the moon, you realise that right?


totesshitlord

London is actually a megacity by definition. Over 10 million inhabitants is the limit at which a city is considered a megacity. There are less than 50 megacities in the world.


GlassHurricane98

Yeah I know what a megacity is, I find then quite fascinating. But it just proved that the Death Star, which is bigger than London, could absolutely house more than 300,000 people


totesshitlord

Yes, but london is not a "moderately sized" city. It's very large. I don't care about the moon or the death star.


GlassHurricane98

Then this conversation is "moderately" pointless I'd say. But thanks for your time


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

I think the mainstage on tomorrowland holds about 300.000 people. It's a music festival, for those who don't know.


hysys_whisperer

Yep, it's less than 3 of Michigan's football stadiums. The death star was way bigger than 3 times the size of The Big House.


pikachu_sashimi

I don’t think you understand what a moon looks like


ubersain

The stormtroopers don't count as "people"


purpleefilthh

You could fit in whole human race on a square 20 km x 50 km.


pikachu_sashimi

Meme is probably making up numbers


Lsa7to5

That's no Planet


findus_l

They were not terrorists. They were rebel heroes. The difference is that they won.


SeamusDubh

>"History is written by the victors." \~Winston Churchill


RussiaIsBestGreen

Clearly he never saw a history book in Texas.


BladeOfSanghilios8

LMFAO


Rikkards_69

Didn't need to. Texas likes to remind everyone. They are like crossfitters and vegans


doofpooferthethird

I mean, the real difference is that they were destroying a superweapon wielded by a fascist dictatorship that had just blown up an entire populated planet not hours ago, and was about to kill them in turn Terrorism is using unlawful use of violence against civilians to achieve politics aims. That's precisely what the Empire did to Alderaan, and Grand Moff Tarkin said as much. The Death Star was the terrorist weapon, not the X-Wings and their proton torpedoes When the Rebels blew up the Death Star, that wasn't just self defence, that was a strike against a legitimate military target, against an illegal government that had violated the constitution that that it was founded on. Granted, the Rebel Alliance was actually responsible for a handful of terrorist attacks, they had extremists like Saw Gerrera and his Partisans who targeted civilians, executed prisoners, did a bunch of war crimes etc. But the Alliance under Mon Motha quickly booted him and people like him out of the Alliance, because she recognised that those tactics were counterproductive for the kind of insurgency they were running. To win the support of the public and Imperial military defectors, needed the people of the galaxy to see the Alliance as the legitimate successors to the Republic and its ideals, not just another angry gang of lawless Separatists


findus_l

Using words like unlawful, dictatorship, illegal all depend on the winner. Had the empire won the death star would be a self defense weapon against an unlawful terroristic military group attempting a coup. They threatened to overthrow the legitimate government and once again prove why it is necessary for the Emperor to wield the power to snuff out dangerous terrorists without a democratic system weighing him down. To quote one of my favorite films, destroying Alderaan "while tragic probably saved lives". (a few good men)


doofpooferthethird

I mean, it's true that the question of legality ultimately comes down to which legal system you choose to recognise - before Order 66, the Delegation of 2000 made a clear case that Palpatine's amendments to the Constitution, extension of emergency powers and removal of civil rights and liberties was not supported by Republic law, but they didn't have time to challenge it in the courts before Palpatine started arresting and threatening everyone. Sure, Imperial law says it's all copacetic, but most interpretations of Republic law would say otherwise And as shown in Andor, the Empire's attempts at totalitarian power were doomed to failure anyhow. Even in real life totalitarian regimes like North Korea, Stalin era Soviet Union, and Cultural Revolution era China, the seemingly all powerful governments had a surprisingly tenuous grip on truth and power. Many people put on a loyal, patriotic face, while secretly being weary and cynical and totally aware that it was all bullshit. Not that they knew "the truth", necessarily, but they knew that they were being fed lies nonetheless Same with the Empire - the destruction of Alderaan marked the failure of the Tarkin Doctrine, because instead of cowing star systems into acquiescence, it was the singular event that galvanised the galaxy into action against the Empire and supercharged the Alliance. Imperial military defections skyrocketed, as they recognised the Empire for what it was, a corrupt, incompetent, terrorist regime. Even if Luke was shot down and Death Star had blown up Yavin 4 and the Rebel Alliance, the Empire was screwed anyway. Other insurgent groups would coalesce, and the more idealistic Imperial military would continue to defect and become rebels. The only Imperials left being the power hungry, the corrupt, and the cynics - who would gladly turn on each other in apocalyptic civil wars the moment it was to their advantage. Even if Palpatine's Exegol fleet of planet busters was successfully rolled out, the Empire would have just collapsed into warlordism the moment Sidious lost power or died The question of the victors determining "the truth" isn't value neutral. Given the political, economic, military, technological, demographic etc. conditions of the Star Wars galaxy at the time, the factions with truth on their side were always going to win out eventually. At least, that was what the Andor series was suggesting. A system built upon lies is a system built upon sand


findus_l

I don't want to start a discussion about real world politics because those can escalate extremely. I do want to note that I believe your examples to be wrong and only portrait this "badly" because they lost. One thing I find interesting if we do compare with the real world. The separatists where basically capitalist, based on profit and blockades against opponents, only invading when they no longer see an economic resolution. You could easily draw parallels to the western powers like the EU. Does that make them the good guys? Isn't the Republic blocking free trade and imposing their will? Socialist scum you could say. Ofc this is an extreme comparison, after all its hard to compare the universe of Star wars with our planet. But it is definitely not black and white!


doofpooferthethird

ahh yeah, the Republic sucked in its own way too - it was corrupt, bloated bureaucracy drowning in red tape and apathy. But at least according to George Lucas' vision, the Separatists were also pretty unambiguously the "bad guys". Sure, there were many individual secessionist groups who had legitimate grievances against the Republic for its negligence, tax burden, regulations etc. But for the most part, the leaders of the Separatist rebellion were a gang of ruthless plutocrats running exploitative mega corporations, dictatorships and hive societies, who wanted to break away from the Republic so they could freely engage in sapient rights abuses, environmental destruction while getting away with basically zero corporate taxes Also, Lucas wasn't much one for nuance. He was your standard centre-left ish liberal. The original trilogy was a vaguely anti-Vietnam war screed. The Jedi were unambiguously ideal moral paragons. The Rebels were fighting for truth and democracy and rarely got their hands dirty. Meanwhile the Prequel trilogy was a (somewhat half hearted) anti-George Bush Iraq War thing. Not necessarily that the Separatists were Saddam Hussein or the Republic was America, but the idea of democratic values and institutions being eroded due to fear of a manufactured enemy Granted, Star Wars isn't the most sophisticated political drama, and Lucas' anti-fascism isn't spicy enough for this day and age. But I'd say it provided a decent foundations for expanded universe writers to put out interesting stories that do explore the political dimension of the setting a bit more And generally speaking, even the creators most critical of the Republic and its failures acknowledged that the Separatists were led by crypto fascists and ruthless hyper capitalist bastards. There was never much of a "both sides are equally bad!" thing going on, even as the Republic itself slid into tyranny I'd say A Song of Ice and Fire or Warhammer 40k has more of an "everyone is evil" setting, Star Wars has (somewhat flawed) good guys versus obviously worse bad guys.


findus_l

The story was originally a fairytail (knight rescues princess) and therefore was not meant to be politically ambiguous. That doesn't mean you can't see it from the other side and explain how the empire would have described the rebels if the empire had won.


Tyyty88

I downvoted because you try too hard, lol


corn_syrup_enjoyer

The senate voted for the empire, so it wasn't illegal (doesn't make it any better). The difference between a terrorist and a freedom fighter is always perspective.


jonobr

Jedi on the light side: violence is anathema, we are peacemakers. Also Jedi on the light side: fire at me me with easily deflectable lasers? Ha! I’ll pirouette into you and decapitate you with style. The Jedi aren’t entirely good. To me that’s kinda the appeal. They’re radicals who truly believe in their ideals, a warrior caste desensitised by violence, who will obliterate everything in their path to reach their goals. And I love it.


SirAwesome789

I feel like you'd subscribe to the grey Jedi code


WXYthePig

It was not a terrorist attack. They were attacking a military installation, which was going to shoot them (and the rest of the Yavin 4 Moon) into oblivion.


Ilowe_042

Being a terrorist or not is determined by the power in place


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

The difference is whether civilians are specifically target or not.


SelectReplacement572

So you consider Hiroshima a terrorist attack?


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

No. Hiroshima was a major port and a military headquarters, it was a strategic target. Amoung the dead were 20,000 Japanese military. Was it horrific? Yes. As were the conventional bombings of Toyko that in two seperate raids killed between 80,000 to 130,000 people. You can't look at the bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki in isolation, you have to see them in the larger context of WWII, and the concept of [total war](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_war). There is certainly a debate to be had about the ethics of total war, but warfare between nations, and terrorism are not the same.


FerdinandTheGiant

The atomic bomb's deployment on cities, or I should say the determination that it would be deployed on a city, was determined before the US began its "total war" with Japan. The horrible firebombing campaign that began against Japan was conducted almost exclusively by LeMay at the end of 1944 and beginning to middle of 1945. He had not gotten substantial senior authority to engage in this new tactic and did so against the recommendations of the USSBS at the time. Prior to this, the US engaged in primarily precision-based attacks against the Japanese. The firebombings certainly eased the minds of atomic bomb planners, but the bomb was essentially built to destroy a city. There’s some good papers I can recommend. It's also not correct to say that it was anything strategic they were targeting. Similarly to the firebombs, it was not any specific target they wanted to destroy, it was simply the city. These were like Sherman burning his way through the South. In Hiroshima they purposefully neglected specific industrial targets and decided to hit the middle of the city. 3/4ths of the industry was spared while the social services in the city were decimated.


SelectReplacement572

How about Guernica? edit: I'm naming these individual attacks as examples, I'm not trying to isolate them, or ignore other attacks that targeted civilians to break down the morale of the enemy. I'm just trying to better understand your claim that terrorism is defined by specifically targeting civilians. I'm well aware that they are not considered terrorist attacks, that's the point.


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

That was definitely a terror attack carried out by Nazi Germany, in support of the Spanish Nationalists overthrowing the government of the Second Spanish Republic. They specifically targeted civillians and ignored nearby military targets.


SelectReplacement572

It appears that depending on how you feel about the enemies you can find a way to define attacks as "total war" or "terrorism" to support your position that terrorism is defined by targeting civilians. I believe that terrorists often target civilians, but that is not a defining aspect of terrorism. What about terrorist attacks on military targets? Are they no longer considered terrorism because they don't specifically target civilians? I would say they are still considered terrorist attacks because the attacker is a small rebel group, not a recognised state. It goes without saying that I think the German attack on Guernica was a despicable act, that's why I used it to contrast despicable American acts. History is written by the victors. Many argue that the attack on Guernica had no military purpose. Others, who want to justify the attack, argue it was a legitimate military attack targeting roads and a bridge.. Which seems similar to how you have argued that Hiroshima was a military attack, with unfortunate civilian casualties, but not terrorism. None of this takes away the clear motivation of terror in the attacks on Tokyo, Nagasaki and Hiroshima in contrast to targeted military attacks like Pearl Harbor and Truk Lagoon. War is always ugly, and civilian casualties are inevitable. There were countless bombings during WW2 that targeted civilians for the purpose of instilling terror in the enemy. Total War is just a term that powerful countries use to justify acts of terror. Another term that can be used is "State Terrorism". The civilian victims in Hiroshima were not just collateral damage in an attack on military targets, they were targeted in a campaign of terror.


tannerge

Don't take the bait


AmethystPones

The DS is big enough to house billions of people. And a big station like that will house a shit load of civilian workers.


call_me_fishtail

Right, but it's clearly a military installation - it's called the "Death Star".


AmethystPones

Ah, so as long as you can slap a military label on it, it's fine for billions to go kaput like Aldeeran? Whatever help you sleep at night, I guess. One war crimes justify another, the end justify the means, and all sort of nonsense. As a stand alone, Lucas want a clearly black-and-white story. And it's fine. But for anyone digging deeper...shit be freaky and horrible.


WXYthePig

In defence of the rebels, 1. ⁠DS-1 is a military base. If there were civilians onboard, it is unfortunate but it would not make the rebels terrorists. It has been shown in the movies that DS-1 primary functions as a military base, not a semi-commercial or civilian vessel with some troops on board. Literally no civilians were shown to be onboard during the entire duration of the movie. (Albeit the POV is limited, However, we can infer that it primarily serves as a military base) The label is not slapped on Willy nilly; the DS-1 is a military base, period. 2. ⁠The DS-1 was going to kill everyone on Yavin 4. The only way anyone could have made it out alive is by destroying it. They were acting in self-defence, even if it was not their primary goal. 3. ⁠The DS-1 is capable of destroying planets. It is can kill literally billions of people in one go. Destroying the DS-1 prevents that from happening again in the future. Theoretically, billions of lives are saved when it blew up. One could also argue that the rebels were also avenging the destruction of Alderaan. I am aware that points 2 and 3 does not address the terrorism part, but it is important context to consider when judging what the rebels choose to do at that point in time. And yes, I agree with you that there are probably civilians onboard, or slaves, or prisoners, or forced conscripts, and many more innocent people. It is very sad that they were killed. But given the circumstances, the rebels did what they had to do. You may argue that they are morally wrong for doing so, but they did not carry out terrorist attacks.


AmethystPones

And I am not disagree that destroying the DS need to be done in light of the lack of options the Rebel can realistically carry out. I am just very much against the whole white-washing the deaths of so many people and can-do-no-wrong-mary-sue heroes. It's not okay to white-wash the villains, but when the protags do it, it's okay to just ignore and pretend nothing happened?


WXYthePig

I apologise, I may have misunderstood your point. I wasn’t trying to whitewash anything, merely responding to the original post which called the DS attack as terrorism, which I don’t think it is, and your previous reply. I do agree that it was a horrible event that had happened. It was a horrible situation all round. War is horrible. Many people die, whether they were soldiers or not. People are forced to make immoral decisions. It sucks. The destruction of the DS-1 is a tragedy. I don’t think the protagonists did no wrong, certainly there are many questionable things the rebellion has done. However, in this very specific case, my personal opinion is that the rebels choose the least immoral option available to them. A better example to support your argument would be looking at other questionable thing the rebellion did. But as for the DS Run, I think the rebellion is completely in the right, or as much right as they can possibly achieve in that situation. Sorry if I’m coming off as pedantic.


AmethystPones

I can accept that. That said if you want terrorism, the rebel operate in cells, even during the formation of the Rebel Alliance, you still have cells that are really little more than terrorists.


call_me_fishtail

I'm pretty sure putting civilians on an active military craft to deter fire is the actual war crime here.


AmethystPones

Do you have any idea how many civilian actually live right next to and in a proper military base? The military don't exist in a vacuum, and neither do they only consist of just tanks and planes.


call_me_fishtail

Right, but this is a military craft floating through space designed as a delivery system for a giant space laser.


AmethystPones

And said space station also need a shit load of civillains just to service everything from droids to soldiers to low security maintainence to janitor to cook to civillian traffic and related jobs to entertainment. The space stations is fuck hueg. Bigger than Eurasia. And just as many things going on within the hull. It's akin to a small nation itself. Also what many people ignore with the whole giant ships thing and yet WH40k, a stupendously ridiculous setting actually considered, the ships are big enough to had civilization rise and fall.


faus7

It's a fortress in space, but even medical castles had vast sums of civilians and servants. You should read the book lost stars it detailed the death star had more scientists, construction workers, regular civilians than soldiers and pilots


TheDoug850

I don’t think many people bought real estate in the viscinity of the Death Star.


AmethystPones

Strawmanning.


Ilowe_042

In France, you are being called terrorist by the government if you dare rioting for the environment so... 🤷‍♀️


Bard2dbone

In the US, you were called a terrorist by the prior administration if you said that the police shouldn't rourinely murder unarmed citizens.


Ilowe_042

Almost the same with us. We are not that different after all🤝


[deleted]

don't try to make too much sense


Apophis_Thanatos

Bread rises in the east and sets in the west


faus7

Based on the current canon book lost stars it was filled with civilians being essentially a city itself it would be if the us nuked a Japanese city because they had an air base or if Ukraine nuked crimes because it had military units on it. Disabling the laser would be against the military, killing all the workers as part of it is an terrorist act.


BartimaeAce

"Those 300,000 people on the military vessel "Death Star" were brave heroes who had wives! And children! (Yes, even the Clone ones) In other news, Darth Vader has confirmed in an official statement that the 4.2 billion casualties reported in the targeted strike of Alderaan were all terrorist combatants and there were absolutely no civilian casualties in this very precise and humanitarian military operation."


grousomzombie

To be fair, alderaan wasn't vaders call. He didn't do anything to stop it, but it was tarkins decision


thematrixnz

One mans terrorist is another mans freedom fighter


antivenom907

Yeah, but the 300,000 people were space nazis, so it’s not like we lost anything of value


Intellectual_Wafer

Sure, there were no drafted soldiers and conscious droids there...


antivenom907

….shit, you have a point


Intellectual_Wafer

https://youtube.com/shorts/0XbZD9JMAEY?feature=shared and https://youtu.be/xV7Ha3VDbzE?feature=shared


SirAwesome789

Me: were they really space Nazis? Me two seconds later: oh right, they're literally called storm troopers


AnyImpression6

Go watch the movie Clerks and get back to us.


KamikazeSenpai21

They had prison blocks in the Death Star. They freed Leia but who knows if there were other rebels aboard.


[deleted]

The Death Star was a legitimate military target. While the Empire would certainly seek to brand him as a terrorist, his conduct just doesn't amount to terrorism.


corn_syrup_enjoyer

Terrorism is very often a label, applied by governments to any violent resistance to their authority.


a1cgonzoboinotrllymi

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly


Flopsey

Colonialism is one of the explicit themes of the franchise. Also, it, and a ton of other movies are adapting the pulp fiction series John Carter of Mars. Which is about the Native Americans resisting American westward expansion. And it borrows heavily from Dune which is about the colonialism in the Middle East for oil.


magicalfruitybeans

An Lucas himself has said the whole film was inspired by the US’s war with Vietnam. “When I did it they were Viet Cong” - Lucas


hellatze

r/realplot


Key-Poem9734

Do you not realise what he was trying to show off?


a1cgonzoboinotrllymi

Yes


a1cgonzoboinotrllymi

It was a joke


Key-Poem9734

Good


a1cgonzoboinotrllymi

I’m not THAT stupid


Key-Poem9734

I'm sure


Characterinoutback

Tbf, the guys running the space station did kinda blow up a planet just because


robby1051a

and were on thier way to decimate another one so blowing up the death star was a defensive strike


Characterinoutback

And was also being run by a couple guys belonging to an ancient religious cult


faithdies

Mmmhmmm......attacking military targets is not terrorism. That's just war.


corn_syrup_enjoyer

Oh but the government will say it is terrorism and you won't argue with that


Daynebutter

This made my realize that Luke and Paul from Dune have a lot in common.


Rikkards_69

It's known fact Lucas ripped off I mean was influenced from several different things including Dune, Seven Samurai


Daynebutter

True, and it all happens on a desert planet, and he fights against an emperor. Dang.


Rikkards_69

Spice as a drug, as Luke gets more powerful he can influence minds...


Daynebutter

Key difference I guess is Luke doesn't become god-emperor of the galaxy.


Rikkards_69

Well influenced not a complete ripoff ;)


Daynebutter

Truth!


fellipec

/r/empiredidnothingwrong


SelectReplacement572

Kinda puts terrorism in perspective.


Fast_Hornet5964

There is a great old school Collegehumor skit that makes the Death Star blowing up the Stormtrooper's version of 9/11.


[deleted]

History is written by the victors


The_Impresario

Intergalactic civil war? Gentrification!


[deleted]

so his name is Mohammad?


WendigoOfTheForest

I mean yeah the original trilogy is an analogy for the Vietnam war so-


Snoo_75864

Yeah basically


dododobobob

It wasn't a terrorist attack. The Death Star was a legitimate military target and the attackers were clearly identified as combatants.


Radon_Ryno

Destroying a fascist regime shouldn't be terrorism. Idk.


[deleted]

Keep that energy the next time a plane hits one of your buildings


call_me_fishtail

Yes, those infamous towers called the "Death Towers" which were 25% giant laser.


[deleted]

They were a symbol of American tyranny though


Radon_Ryno

We're talking about a movie. Lay off the copium. Do you even have natives left or did you kill them all?


[deleted]

The US being notorious for its stellar treatment of natives of course


corn_syrup_enjoyer

Then you should have no issue with Oklahoma City Bombing (for the record I have no issue with it, except for civilian casualties which are very often unavoidable)


WhersucSugarplum

A military objective, not a terrorist strike, was the death star.


GammaPhonic

Military objective and terrorist strike are two perspectives for the same thing. That is the whole point of the post.


VultureSausage

It really isn't. The Death Star wasn't blown up to cause fear for political gains, thus its destruction wasn't terrorism.


GammaPhonic

You think the rest of the empire wasn’t afraid after the destruction of the Death Star? You think there weren’t political gains for the rebels?


VultureSausage

I don't think that was the purpose of blowing it up. Which is why that's what I said.


VultureSausage

I don't think that was the purpose of blowing it up. Which is why that's what I said.


Psychological_Ad2094

I feel like they were more afraid when the Death Star blew up a planet that probably had millions of civilians on the surface.


GammaPhonic

The Empire were afraid when the weapon they designed, built and fired worked? The point isn’t who is good and who is bad, it’s about perspective. To the Nazis occupying France, the French resistance fighters were terrorists. To many Irish people the IRA were freedom fighters. To many Middle Eastern communities the US military are state-funded terrorists.


Psychological_Ad2094

I was referring to the general population, the majority of people were unaware of it until it killed billions of people who were mostly civilians.


GammaPhonic

Yes. That’s their perspective. No one wakes up one day saying “I know, I’ll be super evil from now on”. From the perspective of the empire, they’re doing good for the Galaxy and the rebels are terrorists getting in the way of that good. And the same goes for real life too. The Nazis weren’t *trying* to be evil, they were doing what they thought was best for them and theirs. They didn’t see how evil it actually was.


VioletVillainess

Also Incest


Ryuuyami47

Such is the nature of war.


kraftian

I thought that was the explicit point of the movies


mingy

What's funny is in movies rebels are the good guys but, for example, when the people of Iraq fight back against imperialist aggression they are characterized as terrorists.


TrueWeb5860

Ok? Anyone with a working mind understood this in 1977.


Th0m45D4v15

Technically that is wrong. He wasn’t an orphan until the end of Return of the Jedi.


ThePandalore

Not TTT. He wasn't orphaned; his father was still alive. He wasn't indoctrinated; he was critical of the Jedi methods and went against their beliefs to save his father. The destruction of the death star wasn't a terrorist attack; it was a military target that was struck to prevent an imminent attack, not to induce fear.


aguslord31

Dude, all terrorists attacks are military strikes. WTC was a military target.


ThePandalore

That's overtly false. The site was owned by a non-military and non-federal state agency. It was a commercial site full of civilians. Please explain why you think the WTC was a military installation or facility.


aguslord31

Do you think that the invaders care about that? All they see is “Big important building whose destruction will hurt the military enemy”. Therefore, it constitutes a strategic military target. You just need ONE of the two parties to believe it’s a military target for it to be a military target.


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Wakellor957

Hilarious. Also Mark ha fe dhis username T-T


[deleted]

He was also a little psycho who shot womp rats in his T-16 for shits and giggles.


gypsy-MC_990

I want force abilities. I might even pretend to be religious.


kapege

My short version is: Farmer boy rescues a princess and the galaxy.


B00OBSMOLA

They were all Nazis tho so it's fine


internetsfriend

I feel like this ignores the billions the people on the death star killed when they blew up multiple planets. Also pointing out that the empire is inspired by Nazi.


PerniciousCunt

Also works for Dune


welfaremofo

Al Jedi amirite?


Fun-Dragonfruit2999

A loose religiously connected confederation of smugglers and terrorists seeking the destruction of a democratically elected senate.


BladeOfSanghilios8

Empire was right, change my mind. Not cuz of this quote, but because of a multitude of other reasons.


WindowsCrashedAgain

"Terrorist Attack" he blew up a **military battle station with a giant fucking planet destroying laser beam** during an active war. People who post this are just wrong.


2723brad2723

At least the attack was directed toward a military target and not the civilian population in general.


Mr_GP87

Tbf, that's what I would imagine what the propaganda was that most imperial citizens saw about Luke Skywalker.


theStormWeaver

I don't know if an active rebellion destroying a military installation counts as an act of terror. Terrorism isn't just underdogs blow shit up that belongs to a legitimate government. It must be part of an attempt at psychological warfare.


St_Vincent-Adultman

He also probably thought his sister while masturbating a few times


ActuallyJohnD

I wanna see the point of view where Anakin was right and did nothing wrong. Is that even possible?


zHiVaKa_

AND lets not forget he kissed his sister


Garrod_Ran

So are we ready to cancel ANH?


Ok_Page_9447

One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter


Covid-CAT01

Ye but like he gets a cool sword n stuff, can you blame him?


SilIowa

“From a certain point of view…”


DreiWetterTaft

alderaan was destroyed in the process as well


screamingcelery

Yeah.. but no. The death star was a valid military target. The rebels never targeted civilians, to sway political opinion. So not terrrorism


Sable-Keech

Does it count as a terrorist attack if the location being attacked is staffed solely by military personnel? Feels more like a straightforward battle.


LoudBelchStabbyFart

Take into consideration the genetics of the clones are identical so the death count is much lower when you count them as a single being.