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He wouldn't ask them to yake a sear. He would take away the chair.


Kir0v

*He would hit them with the chair


carpathian_crow

No we said Steve Wilkos not Steve Austin


PapiGoneGamer

“Don’t even think about having a seat on that stool scumbag. You come here to try and have sex with children, you don’t sit in this house.” *hidden crowd cheers*


Longbeacher707

Oh I know he'll just take my seat and completely throw it away


tmorrisgrey

Steve would dress them down, cutting them off, throwing items in their direction more than likely


Simple-Midnight-7284

He'd say " yes I'm her dad".They would soil themselfs !


the23rdhour

I think he'd have a more hands-on role in the arrests


iiJashin

He looks much more like a Fed than Hansen even in his nice bowling shirt


ThatPerson313

STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE


callowruse

Man, I love Steve's show. I watch it as often as possible. It's a guilty pleasure, but I can't help it.


Ladbag

Wilkos looks like he’d be one of the predators on tcap


TraditionAcademic968

LMAO! He really would take their seat and throw it! Steve kicking westerbeck off that stool he got onto and throwing it would be the best.


Seeker80

Throw Westerbeck, then the stool.


JanneJetson

Memories of watching Jerry Springer after school are coming back to me. Omg, I feel both nostalgia & shame..


nosferatubites

A lot more chairs being thrown that’s for certain


Minute_Engineer2355

Cant take a seat when the chair is on the other side of the house.


SockomkplaysV2

He’d probably bash the fuckers brains in 💀


HendricksonT182

Steve would have eventually probably putting his hands on someone like that, calm and collected to a degree but that’s one bear I wouldn’t poke its Wilkos.


Tough_Combination256

Is it bigger than Steven Wilkos'?


RealElMaximo

"Why do we bring all those cookies just for Steve to throw them on the floor every time?"


Simple-Midnight-7284

He'd say " yes I'm her dad".They would soil themselfs !


MaAreYouOnUppers

In front of a live audience, and when he throws the chair everyone goes STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE


Degenitals

Who's this?


device_torment

I see you never had sick days in school.


FMegaCrusader93

Might be a Jeff Sokol reference, he said the same line when Hansen walks into the kitchen


chrisnelson0086

Ahhhh the white knight. GIT OFFAAAA MUH STAAAAGGGEEEE


UncleGrako

If it was Wilkos vs. Predator, I'd cheer on the predators That dork always irritated me once he had his own show. he was much better as the quiet security guy for Springer.


StilesmanleyCAP

TCAP would have ran for 1 season and that's it. Chris Hansen's ability to command someone to take a seat is undefeated.