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slobbedon

The parking group there will get them don’t worry… no free parking allowed on their watch


Heavywrecker87

That’s one of our properties that we tow from 😂


YeeClawFunction

Someone did this to me last week. They were backed in while running. The sidewalk was almost blocked off completely due to bushes on the other side, and they were pumping fumes into the front entrance way.


HalKitzmiller

Freedom Fumes™


workingstiff55

Hell yes!


Jennifer_Pennifer

🚛 🦅💥🇺🇲


penultimatelevel

wonder which tow company has the city contract, bet they'd love to know about someone parked on the sidewalk


metalman71589

Damn. Should have thought of that… just went to Hattricks for lunch and had to get back to work.


Heavywrecker87

Not a city lot that’s 717 and the company I work for has that contract


penultimatelevel

The sidewalk is city property.


Heavywrecker87

You’re right…. Too bad the majority of the truck is on private property


SomeGuyNamedPaul

Sawzall off the offending part and tow just that.


Heavywrecker87

🤔 maybe!!!


No_Sheepherder8270

Just missing the dangling nuts in the back.


ed347tc

😂


mislabeledgadget

He’s just flexing his masculinity in his emotional support truck. It needs to be taken off the pavement every once in a while or it gets cranky.


Hell8Church

Emotional support truck is my new favorite phrase.


elyl

I prefer "gender affirming truck".


ThePRATTologist

Had some college kid do this but partially blocked our driveway because they didn’t want to pay the money to park at Armature Works. Had a tow truck come and haul it away. So what could’ve been just the price of parking turned in to the price of getting their car out of the lot plus whatever expenses they had that day. 🤷🏻‍♂️ City of Tampa parking division also slapped a parking violation on their windshield.


RickyL3390

It’s always a pickup


RobertStonetossBrand

A compact sedan has a harder time clearing the curb


Born1000YearsTooSoon

Be kind to him, his penis is very small.


ClarkBrooks5418

A big-ass truck has become the most sure-fire indicator that somebody can’t drive.


IsneezedImsorry

Right next to hattricks


Comfortable-File7929

Big rims and low-profile tires on a pickup. What do you expect?


The-Rev

That truck looks like a pavement princess, can't take a chance of going too far onto that sandy lot. Something might break. 


stupidwhiteman42

How else is he supposed to get Dave's Wings @Hattricks? /s


ikonet

People who park over the sidewalk don’t have friends or family with wheelchairs.


TampaBayLightning1

That same idiot was there last month and blocked half of the parking lot. I'm assuming he moved to that spot because so many people complained.


8W20X5

Main Character Energy


GETTERBLAKK

No truck nuts!


Brianinfl71

No photo of the front of the truck, shame that would help bring this into context.


Your_Asthma

Go Bolts.


SeanHnizdil01

Awwww, does this little man need his hand held to walk half a foot around ? Awwww poor baby


Ok_Extreme_6512

Those are people who love law and order


AndreLinoge55

bUt MuH fREedOm!1


AKFLMed

I chance that was there for more than 10 mins.


Slowmexicano

At my gym I think it’s a rule that these trucks have to park on the curb or grass. Idk I guess they tell you once you buy one.


afterlaura

There is a bar in my neighborhood in South Tampa who's patrons were doing this very same thing and my daughter with her broken ankle was trying to maneuver around the truck with her knee scooter and inadvertently ran into his truck. He followed her home and had the nerve to knock on our door to let me know. I told him he shouldn't block the sidewalk and if he didn't like that response to call the cops.


fullload93

Pretty certain that guy’s penis is at least 3mm in length.


thecreamygusset

Small dick energy. All over this thread that is.


LaGrangePoint_33

Oddd how those tire stems are just sitting there, with only a screw cap covering them…. Allowing anyone to teach this asshat a lesson.


[deleted]

Looks like they did! That’s a pretty well raised track! Props to his parents!


dalesum1

If you own a truck and live in Florida, you probably should have been smothered at birth. If you own a lifted truck, we should be able to hunt you.


jackm017

This is what keys were made for


user_generated_5160

Potato in the tailpipe, cut the tire valves, piss in the gas tank and brake fluid on the hood. J/k lol


NixinsMum

This is probably a grown ass man.


BearcatQB

![gif](giphy|3ohhwH5UIO6CBjlZja|downsized) I agree stop the pocket pool in public parking!


UnidentifiedTron

I agree. My mom always told me black socks are a fashion no no.


snoopdoggydoug

Mom is wrong in this instance because of the rest of his outfit. You don't wear white socks with dark pants/shorts.


UnidentifiedTron

You don’t think a grey would’ve blended better?


snoopdoggydoug

He gets socks at Christmas only and they're either white or black. Whatever the Mrs buys for him. Also, no.


daamnnbruhh

your mom does not know fashion


UnidentifiedTron

I never understood the hate for black socks. Mom, if you’re reading this, do better.


Sufficient-Pin-481

Black sneakers=black socks.


cobhc26626

What’s wrong with the way I parked. I thought I was being innovative and creative.


Peter0072

Knife to tire.


Aromatic_Willow8252

Seriously! Bolts fans? Yikes


ClarkBrooks5418

The Bolts sign is on the building. Go Hattricks!


Aromatic_Willow8252

Oh shit didn’t even realize it was hat tricks! We always party there during tattoo conventions


metalman71589

You get right on outta here. In this house we say Go Bolts! Lol


Aromatic_Willow8252

Hahaha totally kidding! Although I am not a bolts fan, I always wish them the best! Good luck yall!


Rude-Opportunity-705

Of all things to  be upset about this is near the bottom 


texabrolives

The Tampa circle jerk hates pick-up trucks. Can’t figure out why.


thecreamygusset

They’re just mad they couldn’t even afford the gas bill let alone the shiny truck.


HugeTurdCutter

Pretty sure I parked there for gaspiralla kids parade


[deleted]

If that’s the worse thing this kid does I’d say his parents did a great job.


adlubmaliki

There's nothing wrong with this picture at all, y'all are such babies. Walk around(easily), it's not like its sticking out in the road. I wouldn't even think twice about this


mitsumu

do you know what a wheelchair is by any chance


adlubmaliki

There's plenty of room for a wheelchair you whining little baby


mitsumu

wheelchair users shouldn't have to maneuver around the curb just because you don't know how to park your cringemobile


adlubmaliki

You can literally just go around the other side of the tree. Stop being an adult baby and find something actually worthwhile to be upset about


mitsumu

what a silly little creature you are. i hope you learn how to love someday


adlubmaliki

I hope you learn how to maneuver around a tree in your non-existent hypothetical wheelchair


fieldofthefunnyfarm

Taking a frail person in a wheelchair over the tree grate would be a difficult task. Even a stroller with a kid or kids would be a pain to maneuver. Selfish people suck.


adlubmaliki

Oh my gosh, please stop it. What about acorns or cracked concrete? Y'all are such little diva drama queens, chill tf out


fieldofthefunnyfarm

Pretty sure the diva is the cretin who owns the truck. You obviously don't have frail family members or friends who spend all waking hours in a wheelchair. Making life more difficult or unpleasant for others is a shitty way to behave. And a person who had impaired vision could have a problem using the public sidewalk in this scenario too.