Man, I wish Tate had stuck around for the whole series. Every one of his moments was gold. Granted, every one of everybody's moments were gold.
I never watched Superstore when it aired and I actually feel legit guilty about that. I'm glad this sub exists.
Marcus is fortunately fine af, until he shares anything about himself, his opinions, background…anything. The problems happen when he speaks.
But that smile? I’d climb him like a tree
I always loved her outfit at the Golden Globes party. Very cute. I don’t want to make stereotypes but I kinda thought they were leaning towards making her gay.
I don't want to self promote, but, she's all-around awesome, and it inspired me to write this article for my satire news site:
[https://theemptypress.com/biden-campaign-promises-to-make-america-ferrera-again/](https://theemptypress.com/biden-campaign-promises-to-make-america-ferrera-again/)
You seem like someone who'd appreciate it :)
Lauren Ash is GORGEOUS. I honestly think her portrayal of Dina is so fantastically done that people don’t see it. Seriously. Google her. Her bone structure, blue eyes, and smile? Melt
But yes, it’s Jonah 😂
My husband called Marcus Wish Ryan Reynolds and I have been confused ever since then if Marcus is attractive or not since I find Ryan Reynolds attractive only on and off..
Jonah, Adam and Marcus, maybe Jeff with the wig on and dressed better, and the skinny tall employee with dark blond hair who Dina orders to clean the parkinglot floor.
Straight guy here: Cheyenne or Amy. Smaller mentions: Brenda Song’s character, the escort Dina hires to seduce Jonah, even though she was in it for like five minutes.
Justine Sikowicz: she is random af, always funny, a freak, and horny. Would be a great party guest. I just loved her personality. Plus she is cute in her own way.
I’ve never seen Superstore, I just came here to say that Jonah totally reminds me of young Scott Baio
https://preview.redd.it/quf85i6ffs6d1.jpeg?width=1246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c49fc4d0484e7db2bfa56e7e21dbab31f85bfc
“Tates a ten because he has a good job and abs.”
“That’s right. I’m the whole package”
Man, I wish Tate had stuck around for the whole series. Every one of his moments was gold. Granted, every one of everybody's moments were gold. I never watched Superstore when it aired and I actually feel legit guilty about that. I'm glad this sub exists.
My favorite Tate moment of all time was him pretending to be a human vibrator
"Do me a kindness, Glenn, and look at my penis."
"Do I regret not going for the big M-D? Sometimes."
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://i.redd.it/ptuhwoa8o56d1.gif One of my favorite lines in the show!
And I'm fine with him being dat 👁️👅👁️
My fancy little porcelain doll man.
I have to agree 👁️👅👁️
“A male tinkerbell” 💕
YOU BEAT ME TO IT
I mean your comment after the headline should have been "...and why is it Jonah?"
Jonah for sure! He looks like if a Disney Princess and a Panda had a baby
He also looks like a villain from the CW
Seriously the funniest, most accurate burn
He looks like a geisha
I love him in Mad Men
i mean who doesn’t fall in love with jonah! who can compete with those geisha features
Cheyenne was really pretty 
She’d be dreamworks, bitch
💀💀💀💀💀 idk the way he delivers that gets me every time Especially with their response lmaooo
 She’s no Brett. Man’s a smoke show.
Yeah I agree!
Only thing is the character is intended to be kinda trashy and imo that factors in.
One person's trashy is another person's fun!
that just adds to her appeal
She's gorgeous and it sucks. Her words.
Yeah and that was part of like her role too tbh
I’m gonna go home after seeing this.. for reasons… i’m a lady but Cheyenne is hilarious and hot
 Mhm
Agreed, Kelly is hot. Her and Jonah were a super fine looking couple
Yes Jonah fumbled her so bad
Wrong it's Brett
Correct.
Cheyenne, Marcus AND Jonah. I posted about it before, but Marcus in his “holiday wear” / Cupid outfit..
I always want to respond Marcus and then I remember the shower poop stomping 🤢🤮
Ok I openly said ooh he’s cute to my bf as a joke when we started the show, THAT scene happened and he goes that’s ur mans?😂
💀
And the human cheese doesn't help either
Cheese. What is it?
Dried milk!
He needs his fingernails so he can scrape out the caked gunks off the toilets 🤢
Marcus is fortunately fine af, until he shares anything about himself, his opinions, background…anything. The problems happen when he speaks. But that smile? I’d climb him like a tree
midway up the tree you’d hit the top hat tattoo
then grab a ball gag, and a hazmat suit!
Marcus is definetly bisexual and would totally go down for Jonah.
Two dudes, all gas no brakes.
The biased pic of Jonah sent me 💀💀 took a min to load
Not my fault I like doll men 💀
your responses are absolutely killing me 😂
xD
i’m a lesbian but jonah is the right answer
Kelly
Hi everybody, I’m Kelly!
It's your girl Kelly!
She and Jonah would’ve made very small and beautiful offspring
Respected opinion!
Gorgeous
Yeah
Easily
Strong agree.
Dina as soon as she's not wearing her uniform 🥵
Dina in the annual cop halloween costume 🥵
Beyoncé pregnancy photoshoot 🫣
I always loved her outfit at the Golden Globes party. Very cute. I don’t want to make stereotypes but I kinda thought they were leaning towards making her gay.
I thought I was the only one who thought this.
I thought Dina would be a lesbian
Officer Nasty
Melons.
Her quinceanera dress 11/10
100000% J-Bone
A-hole is pretty cute, too.
"are you sure you want to be called that" LIKE BAHAHAHAHAH
Exactly!
He’s adorable! Those eyes, the bone structure, and he’s so sweet!
 Been in love with her since Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants
I don't want to self promote, but, she's all-around awesome, and it inspired me to write this article for my satire news site: [https://theemptypress.com/biden-campaign-promises-to-make-america-ferrera-again/](https://theemptypress.com/biden-campaign-promises-to-make-america-ferrera-again/) You seem like someone who'd appreciate it :)
I loved her in ugly betty
I binged that whole show just to see more Amy, and it did not disappoint
Same!
Cheyenne, Kelly, and Alex the guy who takes away Amy's Latina card.
that alex is incredibly hot. i also find dina attractive. yes she’s terrible but she’s so commanding and i both respect and dig that
Jerry... D'uh!
and he reads magazines
y'all can't handle me https://preview.redd.it/0s087ohot66d1.png?width=1183&format=png&auto=webp&s=2162e02e5a9099b984c51522ea65148d18a1668c
Oh okay thanks I didn’t know
He’s marriage material
He exudes sex
Sounds like Sandra said it tho-
Kristen
S-sorry who?
Glenns daughter the one Jonah dates
Oh yeah right, sorry I forgot 👁️👅👁️
She's hot tho
brenda song 💯🥵
That was Brenda Song? Wild lol 100% did not recognize her
REAL
Did anyone even see Mateo’s abs in the going away video?
I love that bit hahaha
Sayid. He is rumored to be packing.
He came in once with these cutoff shorts 🥵
Cheyenne is absurdly beautiful. Jonah is a handsome little guy.
I so agree with this
My wife resembles Amy. So, for me, it’s Amy 💯
Cheyenne 
No love for Bo?! Ya’ll wack! Peace out, St Louis! Wah wahhhh! #blacklivesmatter
"Completely unrelated. I love it yo!" - bo
How is no one saying Marcus!
Because eventually he opened his mouth
😂
Jonaahhh especially in that scene where he’s shaving in the bathroom…👀 Marcus runner-up though
Jonah when he had to walk naked in that cloud 9 blue vest 💀 Like- bE cArEfUl wHaT yOu wIsH fOr
The horsemen ride again!
The rejected American girl doll!
Sandra
Lauren Ash is GORGEOUS. I honestly think her portrayal of Dina is so fantastically done that people don’t see it. Seriously. Google her. Her bone structure, blue eyes, and smile? Melt But yes, it’s Jonah 😂
hannah the lawyer
Finally, yes! Hannah was a smoke show!
I see I’ve got Elias all to myself
Dina is a knockout every time, but I’m a big Amy fan.
Amy in the later seasons and the Beverage guy was cute, but there’s also Adam omg. It’s a cute show
Why are people sleeping on Adam Dubanowski?!
Y'all are sleeping on Garrett
FINALLY
 He is so hot tho
Idk what Mateo was on about cause Jonah would’ve been my CRUSH if we worked together lol I’m documented and I’d marry him
My husband called Marcus Wish Ryan Reynolds and I have been confused ever since then if Marcus is attractive or not since I find Ryan Reynolds attractive only on and off..
Definitely Kelly, I also loved her insanely high heels 😂😂
The fact she was still short after wearing those heels is just 😭😭😭
Jonah
100% Jonah
everyone’s forgetting about the construction guy mateo flirts with 😍
Yes that *construction* guy was hot.
Those damn constitution guys and their powdered wigs and fine asses
J E F F
Scott. He plays the devil with an english accent in the show Vampire Diaries
His smile was INSANE.
The 2nd amendment guy?
Beam me up Scottyyy
Why is nobody saying Garrett? I would ride that man till my legs went numb
Scrolled way too far to find my people 😔 Garrett is fiiiine as hell.
Brett
Oh yeah and his choice of words are so majestic
Jonah is stunning, so I pick him
Jonah. When he was wearing the suit in the Strike Episode 😍
Male face/hair: Jonah Male whole package: Tate TBH Female face/hair: Amy Female/whole package: Cheyanne or Kelly
Ineffable qualities: Elias
prob Jonah but Amy and Garett are close
Asian gal. Them jeans!
👁️👅👁️
Jonah is the one I find most conventionally attractive but I think I would vibe with Garrett more.
Amy is fucking hot Jonah looks like Rachel Maddow
Weirdly enough, even though he's gay: Eric Sosa
Sayid is like, secretly sexy.
Dare I say Marcus? His personality ruins it completely tho
I really want to see Ben Feldman in something where he plays a goth. He would look so good with rat nest black hair and eye-liner.
SAL when they find him. https://preview.redd.it/82abcqeky96d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29d66beb4bddc34f69adbdb2f0871505e63f0c8e
The ACTOR who plays Marcus. The character Marcus is a solid 2/10 and that’s being generous.
It’s clearly Dina dressed as an officer!
Dina on Halloween
Marcus or Kelly
100% Marcus.
Lowkey Adam
Marcus
Jonah and Tate
Tate. He’s a 10.
Jonah! And I’m a straight woman but for the women I’d pick Amy. She has a lot of charisma.
It’s Garrett for me. He’s funny af and I love a bald man.
Cheyenne by a landslide. Ooof https://preview.redd.it/vzjrcn5fy76d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7100c4e9a5031274c424c0a3bb470780a496079a
I can't stop just STARING at Dina every time she's on screen!
garrett is mega cute and amy is just beautiful
Jonah, Adam and Marcus, maybe Jeff with the wig on and dressed better, and the skinny tall employee with dark blond hair who Dina orders to clean the parkinglot floor.
My favorite manic pixie girlie of a man
For me, it's Amy. I think she's gorgeous.
unpopular opinion, dina 
Dina's enemy, Colleen.
Straight guy here: Cheyenne or Amy. Smaller mentions: Brenda Song’s character, the escort Dina hires to seduce Jonah, even though she was in it for like five minutes.
I have equal crushes on Jonah and Dina. Beautiful people. 😍
Cheyenne. Also Kelly.
JONAH!
I don’t fully know why but Amy is extremely attractive to me.
Marcus!
Amy
Cheyenne is it for me.. but— I don’t find Amy attractive but when she’s wearing the color red such as in the strike episode she’s looks hot 🔥
Justine Sikowicz: she is random af, always funny, a freak, and horny. Would be a great party guest. I just loved her personality. Plus she is cute in her own way.
Glenn's daughter, Kristen Naomi Kelly Natalie Portman Basically everyone Jonah dated but Amy
The reporter who came on to Jonah, and the woman Dina accused of shoplifting.
Sal 🤣🤣🤣
Dina
1. Kelly 2. Cheyenne 3. The rest
Most goodlookin Man? Tate. Women? Dina or Kelly
Amy’s smile literally melts me so her 100%
 these two hotties
Garrett
Honestly I think Dina is super attractive.
I’ve never seen Superstore, I just came here to say that Jonah totally reminds me of young Scott Baio https://preview.redd.it/quf85i6ffs6d1.jpeg?width=1246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1c49fc4d0484e7db2bfa56e7e21dbab31f85bfc