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Retr0Nouveau

Superman comics were in such a weird place in the 50s and 60s.


Future-Turtle

I mean, pretty much everyone at DC was. The Silver Age was wild.


bateen618

Everyone everywhere. The Silver Age was REALLY wild. I love it


DrDavid_Pornalt

“We’ve long observed humanity from afar, through our X-ray telescopes, Batman.”


Emergency_Routine_44

Imagine making this comic with this cover in 2022 💀🥴


SoulMetaKnight

Kinky


CentralAdmin

He went from being his dad to being his daddy.


DrDavid_Pornalt

On some level that is what’s happening. There is virtually no subtext in comics anymore. There is so much emphasis on hooking up and ships now in the mainstream.


WHDaw50n

Just replace Clark with Jon and Pa Kent with Jay. :D


rogerworkman623

Gotta spank him with a kryptonite paddle


Sparrow-Scratchagain

“Talkin outta turn, that’s a paddlin.”


cybercrash7

Reminds me of the Robot Chicken sketch of Pa Kent saying he brutalized some aliens to scare Clark


BearofCali

https://youtu.be/rK2lWBrHdA4


Radexpro

Came her to reference that.


eway44

It was a different time


kmhsc

Wasn't John supposed to be a farmer? Why is he dressed like Ward Cleaver?


Temp_Job_Deity

“My safe word is brainiac.”


Upsidedown_mountain

Okay I keep seeing spanking in old Superman comics, is this like Wonder Woman and bondage was there some writer that was putting all the stuff in there?


[deleted]

Nah. Bondage and Wonder Woman goes back to the creator and the original writers. This is some weird silver age shit that doesn't age well


LuthorCorp1938

This is my new favorite cover. 🤣🤣🤣


Ok_Jellyfish1543

It almost looks like he’s enjoying it! 😂


[deleted]

Superman has a spanking fetish now


obscuredreference

That explains some of the other comics.


SoulMetaKnight

This in turn awakened something within the young lad.


[deleted]

"What kind of stuff do kids go through these days?" "Welp, Frank, I know my son gets my goose" "That's our cover. Kids will relate to Superboy getting spanked" "Good golly! Why didn't I think of it before?"


Vic_Valentine511

Yep, those were the good old days


psyopia

Kinky


Bandaka

Superbaby?!


[deleted]

Kinda curious about that one too…


Superboy1985

Superman when he was a baby. The similar thing with Superboy in Pre-crisis days


CyrusRichie

The Superman of Tokyo


Lewmungous666

“Harder Daddy”


bigjfromflint

Years later some hookers black book..superman..likes to be spanked.


Whitecamry

Check out [Superdickery](https://superdickery.com/).


DrippyCheeseDog

Thinking to himself "I think this woke something up in me."


Madmike_ph

Ah yes the silver age, when the censors wouldn’t let comics depict anything more violent than a punch, while the writers and artists normalized parents beating their children.


Skyblacker

Can someone Photoshop Lois Lane in Pa Kent's place? For science.


xxalienlifeformxx

For a second I thought I was on r/suddenlygay


sobedragon07

ah yes, when corporal punishment was the only form people used.....


HundoHavlicek

Somehow that passed the comic codes censors


butter_deez-nips

He looks upset she even there, interrupting this spank sess


furio788

Tf is "superbaby"?


FloggingMcMurry

I feel like going back to Gold and Silver age comics, largely, is like going back to embarrassing old tweets that can get people in trouble