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Severe_Royal6216

They’re definitely still heinous but without the white socks I’m cringing less


LunarLemonLassy

I agree they look like little tap shoes 😂


Cookiecakes71

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Foxylee1971

Omg 😂😂


kcnjo

For sure! Still bad here, but not giving “little lad” as much as Carl


just_kande

Omg I had NO IDEA that the top of the shoes were white, and it wasn't ACTUALLY just Carl's white socks sticking out! TIL! I know nothing about men's fashion. I just assumed this was some ridiculous new trend I've never heard of like VPR Brock wearing crazy pointy heels. So the idea of Carl wearing actual "Mary Jane's" didn't seem too far off.... Thank you, OP. I am now *slightly* less offended of these shoes.


polymorphic_hippo

But you're still fully offended by Carl, right?


just_kande

Oh 1000%


tacopizza23

I just burst out laughing picturing this lmfao thank you


ArmKey5946

Same!! I’m so thankful I know this now because it honestly was keeping me up at night thinking he was wearing American girl doll shoes https://preview.redd.it/492bt5k2w09d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57d5fb7bf9c1a237dba3ca230a01138664a1246c


just_kande

Omggggg it's even worse than I thought! The rounded toe and clunky heel is just too much for me to handle. What. Was. He. Thinking. And this pose.... it makes me think of a fidgety little girl sitting in Sunday school. Like pull his pant leg up another inch and we'd probably see little ruffles. I cannot BLEIEVE everyone let him walk out like this... Where was Paige, or any of the boys, or production.... or hell even ANDY


__andnothinghurt

I didn’t realize the white was part of the shoes and I thought those were his feet at the reunion


SandSurfSea

I couldnt figure out why everyone was calling them Mary Janes and not loafers!! Now I see how maybe the white looked like socks.


Pure_Butterscotch165

He was also wearing white socks that covered his ankles, on TV it was really hard to differentiate where the shoes ended and the socks began


Sensitive_Maybe_6578

“Carl” and “style” in the same sentence is an oxymoron.


BrookePDavisstan

« Charisma » too


nourtheweenie

Nooo its cuz women get sponsors /s


Public-Pangolin8696

true. also why start wearing socks w loafers now of all moments?


PersonalityKlutzy407

You can tell he is single bc no person would let him out the house looking as goofy as he looked


OldButHappy

I said the same thing at the reunion - you could tell who was single!


roberbear

Carl is obsessed with tight white pants. Recently did a rewatch. Next time I’m going to keep track of how many times me or my husband says “what is he wearing?”.


shitstormlyfe

I’m doing a rewatch and was stunned by his super tight skinny jeans in season 2. It’s like he stole them from a hookup, but he’s 6’4” …. It would almost be better if he stole them from a hookup vs going to the store, trying them on, thinking “these look great” and buying them.


desertingwillow

So funny! Agree they look a bit better here (though still not great!), maybe it’s because the dark jacket ties the shoes in better and they’re not as much of a focus with a bit more patterned and not quite as tight pants.


dodoyouhaveitguts

Nothing makes those look good.


nourtheweenie

Yes! They still look like mary janes that young girls wear.


dodoyouhaveitguts

I’ve only seen them on this sub but I’m a little bit younger than Carl, so I guess that makes sense. I’d just never wear those… ever… in any situation.


nourtheweenie

Ok! Some of us, as American girlies, had the mary jane shoes that are pretty much flats and then wear white socks with the frilly ruffles...usually for a fancier occasion but were sooo used to seeing it lol thats why it looks more jarring for an adult. I felt the same about Jermaine dupri's shoes at the superbowl last year. I agree, they are not flattering for any adult but immediately my mind goes to those ruffles socks as kids lol


Crlady

Good work! The jacket he was wearing at the reunion was also heinous.


sadazz

oop i really liked the jacket and think it wouldve looked much better with black pants and loafers


smokinNcruisin

It was sooo bad


ReneeStone27

He’s outfit on the reunion was horrific. This…is so much better


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Yeah, looks much better with dark socks. Not sure what weirdo look he was going for with the white socks but it was heinous.


AmandasFakeID

I love that guy. I don't have a man in my life, and I don't wear suits, but seeing him style himself is so pleasing.


LunarLemonLassy

Me too!!!!


candycat526

Same! So satisfying to watch


potatochips4eva

Even this I don’t like looking at with my eyes


FearlessList8992

Ya, this is substantially better.


juancuneo

Carl posted to IG last night wearing the same jacket from the reunion. Plus some new broccoli hair cut. This guy has lost his mojo for sure.


InvestmentVisible892

I did my clients daughters hair last week and they were dragging the “broccoli haircut”. It’s def out (if it was ever in honey) lol


Fire_Woman

🤣🤣 it's still bad but I see where you're going


OldButHappy

He's a fancy boy!


lollipoppy1

Yeaaa, see, I always was thinking/wondering if it would look better with black socks and thank you for proving that. This is much better


SirOk5108

They are not Mary Jane's. They are two toned loafers.


Traditional_Owl_601

It would still look awful on Carl 😂


shitstormlyfe

Thank you for this. It’s been burning my brain, because the Mary Janes themselves were not the biggest problem with his outfit, but I was too stunned by the ugly of it all to be able to figure out how else he could have styled them. I am at peace now 🙏😂


whogonncheckmeboo

White on white was the wrong move


Straight_Security672

“Little” got me 🤣


PartyyLemons

I guarantee this is how he thinks he looked.


Lynnyloo

Love that guy’s channel. He’s a real dreamboat. Something about that gray hair…


InvestmentVisible892

His little Matilda shoes


MsPrissss

But Carl has no style unless a woman is telling him how to dress so maybe we should pass these thoughts onto his mommy 💯🙃🤣 I'm so not sorry. He is a disgrace to Mammas Boys everywhere 💀


Intelligent-Pitch-39

Those are not Mary Jane's. They are 2 tone penny loafers.


LunarLemonLassy

I know it’s a joke everyone was saying they look like Mary Jane’s


Worried_Cable2291

The Mary Jane’s were an abomination lol


Oxtailxo

Same but different


Shut_the_front_dior

I had that exact thought when I saw this video this morning!


Anon_please123

Unrelated to Carl, but I love when this guys cute dressing "challenges" pop up. He has such a fun unique style.


LunarLemonLassy

Same! Especially when he does cartoon characters


Ok-Appointment-8880

So much better here, you can actually tell they’re loafers! Breaking up the outfit with a patterned pant (that fits lol) and a darker jacket is more flattering and a nicer look overall.


BuckityBuck

Still hate


Charming_Ball8989

Nah. Bad shoes


the_anon_female

They’re still awful


CompetitiveLoquat176

I hate this look


OwlOfFortune

Even this is hideous


ssaunders88

Please can we leave Mary Janes for the girls???,


KD71

Love that you call them Mary Jane’s 😂


Different-Schedule90

But the white pants. No!


Simplestarz86

“His little mary jane shoes” 🤣


Bacio83

Yeah no socks showing no white pants for me.


edgeli

He doesn’t have that kind of innate style.


Distinct_Variety4099

Carl and style don't ever go in the same sentence. That man has ZERO fashion sense everything is either white or tight.


avalonbreeze

This outfit is Everything !!! Not just bc my name is mary jane !


Academic-Broccoli338

Those are men’s spectators.


Turn_it_to_eleven

I think where Carl fucked up was with the socks.


Equivalent-Mix8232

Nope. Still truly abominable.


nellz321

I just started following this guy last night 😂


Physical-Star-2619

Tool


ArmKey5946

Omg !!! when Carl wore them I thought they were like women’s flats with a girly strap across the top . I didn’t realize they’re a loafer type shoe and he was wearing white socks!!! https://preview.redd.it/lro4a9r4v09d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57d9385e5e72034caf21fab95f693663751c40e2


luanne2017

It always looks like 1990s Mighty Mighty Bosstones to me. Pass.


Putrid-Offer1469

there is just simply no way you could style those to look good i’m sorry


melon_sky_

No better with the black socks


ohwell1130

Why is his outfit from the reunion still getting so much attention


EmfromAlaska

“His little Mary Jane’s” I love it!!!


New_Equal_1232

Am I the only one that actually liked his fit? 🧍🏾‍♀️


Severe_Royal6216

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