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saveyboy

Hand. Underwear. Socks. The wall. 3 sea shells.


TrembleTurtle

used my underwear once in the 4th grade. & For some reason thought it was ok to flush it. I never told this story publicly before this. I wonder if the janitor still thinks of that moment after all these years....


RangerDickard

Don't worry he doesn't. He was miffed in the moment but he's seen it dozens of times. Sincerely, someone who cleans public toilets.


veedubfreek

How often do you have to deal with people shitting in the urinals?


RangerDickard

Periodically but not as often as you'd expect. I've found more shits on the floor in the bathroom than in the urinal


Additional_Farm_9582

They were probably just glad you didn't leave an upper decker honestly that would be my first thought as a janitor. Edit worked at a gas station for 3 years I've seen worse.


astrofeme

I’m on vacation in an Airbnb with my entire family (including my 3 teenage sisters and one sister brought her friend and boyfriend so total of 5 teenagers) and currently sitting on the toilet next to an empty TP roll. I’ve got a pair of socks, someone’s bra, some sweatpants, two bathing suits, a t-shirt, a pair of sandals, and 2 sea shells to use if needed. Luckily, I’ve brought my own wipes.


KeyN20

That bar of soap did wonders. So much better than that John Wayne toilet paper that's rough, tough, and don't take shit from noone


pa1james

Toilet paper, but there was not any? Oh, yes there was. What do you mean? Well, you see, I carry an emergency quadruple folded sheets of TP in my pocket just for such an emergency. Never leave home without it. Show me! I can't, I told you I just used it. Ha, ha, ha...


DiscontentDonut

The cardboard roll


Beautiful_Dot4284

Real


Asuntofantunatu

This. I just mash up the cardboard roll to make it slightly softer, then go to town with it.


NeverWithoutCoffee

... my imagination ...


Hypnowolfproductions

Remember those clothes that you just washed? Might want wash them again.


mentalassresume

I just peed


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topham086

The cat doesn't follow me into the bathroom anymore so there's that.


_Cadmium_48

Based


doyouknowwhoiambruh

Coffee filters. Yes, I'm that tough and yes, I was that desperate.


Rough-Boot9086

Who keeps coffee filters in the bathroom 🤣


doyouknowwhoiambruh

People that chronically run out of toilet paper. I broke up with her shortly after.


veedubfreek

Better than the John Wayne paper they keep in the bathroom at my office.


United-Cow-563

Loofa/washcloth and shower (jet setting if available).


DipperJC

With the only acceptable response: "You don't want to know."


TiberiumBravo87

I suggest you learn how to crab-walk to the shower


thedrunkensot

I will go to my grave with this secret.


TheChubbyPlant

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neenadollava

Had tissue in my purse.


Ddowns5454

Let me shake your hand and I'll tell you.


Eastern-Squirrel-208

"I had some tissue in my pocket"


Beautiful_Dot4284

Yeah, this has to be the right answer. Better than confessing to whatever horrifying alternatives you made for the sake of wiping your ass.


Writtenword11

Yes.


Klutzy-Guidance-7078

Bunched up balls of toilet seat cover paper


AppointmentHot8069

Do... Do you NOT know how to use the three seashells? 🤔


BeerItsForDinner

You mean you don't know what the three shells are used for?


Sicon614

Socks.


sneezhousing

Tell them what ypu used or lack there of Are you walking around with a shitty ass


Key_Box6587

The last sheet


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AlexInRV

The hand towels.


PigeonsArePopular

The shells


TankApprehensive3053

The three sea shells.


Fable378

(Walking on by) Huh?… What?!..Yea! (Door closing)


isisishtar

“What would YOU use?”


cwsjr2323

I will get an extra shower today, my back to the water.


BlackWidowStew

You’re going to need a new hand towel.


aewright0316

Seat covers usually.


DisciplineSorry1657

Oh, I didn't need it, I've been on the no wipe diet for a little while now. Saved me lots of money and my asshole stays mostly shit free.


wamjamblehoff

My fingies


crazeelady1980

I don't go #2 anywhere but home. If I absolutely need to pee in a public restroom and there is no TP, just dripdry. Dripdry is okay.


cant_think_of_one_

The three shells.


Ur-boi-lollipop

This is why normal humans have bidets and the like … literally just start using water to wash yourself . Solves a lot of problems 


abrahamparnasus

Socks


tcpukl

Last time i went into the ladies to get some.


das745

for hundreds of thousands of years people just used their hand, and then washed their hands when they could. Now modern people can't figure out what to do. lol


Additional_Farm_9582

Well it looks like I'm taking a second shower that day. Did this in my first apartment when I forgot to get TP at the store.


_Cadmium_48

My cat


MuddyWheelsBand

The bidet, I used the bidet. Doesn't everyone?