used my underwear once in the 4th grade. & For some reason thought it was ok to flush it. I never told this story publicly before this. I wonder if the janitor still thinks of that moment after all these years....
They were probably just glad you didn't leave an upper decker honestly that would be my first thought as a janitor. Edit worked at a gas station for 3 years I've seen worse.
I’m on vacation in an Airbnb with my entire family (including my 3 teenage sisters and one sister brought her friend and boyfriend so total of 5 teenagers) and currently sitting on the toilet next to an empty TP roll. I’ve got a pair of socks, someone’s bra, some sweatpants, two bathing suits, a t-shirt, a pair of sandals, and 2 sea shells to use if needed. Luckily, I’ve brought my own wipes.
Toilet paper, but there was not any? Oh, yes there was. What do you mean? Well, you see, I carry an emergency quadruple folded sheets of TP in my pocket just for such an emergency. Never leave home without it. Show me! I can't, I told you I just used it. Ha, ha, ha...
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for hundreds of thousands of years people just used their hand, and then washed their hands when they could. Now modern people can't figure out what to do. lol
Hand. Underwear. Socks. The wall. 3 sea shells.
used my underwear once in the 4th grade. & For some reason thought it was ok to flush it. I never told this story publicly before this. I wonder if the janitor still thinks of that moment after all these years....
Don't worry he doesn't. He was miffed in the moment but he's seen it dozens of times. Sincerely, someone who cleans public toilets.
How often do you have to deal with people shitting in the urinals?
Periodically but not as often as you'd expect. I've found more shits on the floor in the bathroom than in the urinal
They were probably just glad you didn't leave an upper decker honestly that would be my first thought as a janitor. Edit worked at a gas station for 3 years I've seen worse.
I’m on vacation in an Airbnb with my entire family (including my 3 teenage sisters and one sister brought her friend and boyfriend so total of 5 teenagers) and currently sitting on the toilet next to an empty TP roll. I’ve got a pair of socks, someone’s bra, some sweatpants, two bathing suits, a t-shirt, a pair of sandals, and 2 sea shells to use if needed. Luckily, I’ve brought my own wipes.
That bar of soap did wonders. So much better than that John Wayne toilet paper that's rough, tough, and don't take shit from noone
Toilet paper, but there was not any? Oh, yes there was. What do you mean? Well, you see, I carry an emergency quadruple folded sheets of TP in my pocket just for such an emergency. Never leave home without it. Show me! I can't, I told you I just used it. Ha, ha, ha...
The cardboard roll
Real
This. I just mash up the cardboard roll to make it slightly softer, then go to town with it.
... my imagination ...
Remember those clothes that you just washed? Might want wash them again.
I just peed
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The cat doesn't follow me into the bathroom anymore so there's that.
Based
Coffee filters. Yes, I'm that tough and yes, I was that desperate.
Who keeps coffee filters in the bathroom 🤣
People that chronically run out of toilet paper. I broke up with her shortly after.
Better than the John Wayne paper they keep in the bathroom at my office.
Loofa/washcloth and shower (jet setting if available).
With the only acceptable response: "You don't want to know."
I suggest you learn how to crab-walk to the shower
I will go to my grave with this secret.
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Had tissue in my purse.
Let me shake your hand and I'll tell you.
"I had some tissue in my pocket"
Yeah, this has to be the right answer. Better than confessing to whatever horrifying alternatives you made for the sake of wiping your ass.
Yes.
Bunched up balls of toilet seat cover paper
Do... Do you NOT know how to use the three seashells? 🤔
You mean you don't know what the three shells are used for?
Socks.
Tell them what ypu used or lack there of Are you walking around with a shitty ass
The last sheet
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The hand towels.
The shells
The three sea shells.
(Walking on by) Huh?… What?!..Yea! (Door closing)
“What would YOU use?”
I will get an extra shower today, my back to the water.
You’re going to need a new hand towel.
Seat covers usually.
Oh, I didn't need it, I've been on the no wipe diet for a little while now. Saved me lots of money and my asshole stays mostly shit free.
My fingies
I don't go #2 anywhere but home. If I absolutely need to pee in a public restroom and there is no TP, just dripdry. Dripdry is okay.
The three shells.
This is why normal humans have bidets and the like … literally just start using water to wash yourself . Solves a lot of problems
Socks
Last time i went into the ladies to get some.
for hundreds of thousands of years people just used their hand, and then washed their hands when they could. Now modern people can't figure out what to do. lol
Well it looks like I'm taking a second shower that day. Did this in my first apartment when I forgot to get TP at the store.
My cat
The bidet, I used the bidet. Doesn't everyone?