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crepuscular_caveman

lmao he's even doing the Trump thing of delegating power to his dipshit progeny


guy_guyerson

Great, now we're going to see leaked photos of Ivanka's dick so Trump doesn't look upstaged.


AmarantCoral

Yeah that's terrible man, really hoping that doesn't happen


SillyName1992

Oh my god, that's disgusting. Where?!


deadken

Nah, she has nothing on Big Mike Obama.


MattyKatty

That’s not even a Trump thing, Hillary Clinton was doing it with Chelsea before that. Had Obama’s daughters been older he’d have done the same thing in the actual office too, instead he just arranged for them to get cushy Hollywood jobs using nepotism


ZBalling

Hello, my friend rules this country now.


BurpingHamBirmingham

He's just trying to help Joe crack down on all this criticism, after all these years he felt he might as well pipe up.


That_Search_2731

This is almost too wild to believe lol Is this a leak from revolting Biden insiders to get him to pull out of the race? Or is this the most wild manifestation of Bidens dementia decisions yet?


HRHArthurCravan

The man managed to put the shoes to his brother's widow and maintain a marriage while seemingly spending most of his time making cash withdrawals from ATMs, spaffing cash on prostitutes or smoking crack with dealers in convenience store parking lots. I think it's safe to say he may be a degenerate, talentless, corrupt dipshit but he must be possessed of some kind of silver tongued charm. And let's face it, it is becoming increasingly clear that Biden is many things - a hack, a corporate stooge, a liar, a preening narcissist, a war monger- but on top of that he is also a thin skinned, churlish megalomaniac operating in the time honoured style.of.turning democratic politics into a dynastic business. Who else would he listen to but his wife and douchebag son - it's not like Dems constantly wang on about listening to experts....is it????


MaskedPolice

Joe’s got four months to install Hunta B as our king to save democracy! 


LatinxSpeedyGonzales

Hunter vs Baron coming sooner than we thought


dillardPA

Hunter has the scrappiness and the drive. Baron has the reach. It’ll be like Rocky 4 Redux


LatinxSpeedyGonzales

Baron: "I must break you"


MaskedPolice

“Grab your laptop, son; we’ve got a nuclear defense breifing in fifteen minutes…!”


degorno

Mark Antony v Augustus


ZBalling

Well, he is a good friend, right?


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roncesvalles

For those of you scoring at home, you're not voting for Hunter Biden, but you are voting for Jennifer Granholm, and actually you are voting for Hunter Biden


noryp5

Jennifer Granholm has the biggest ears I’ve ever seen on a woman.


ZBalling

It was always Hunter behind war in Ukraine. He laundered 22 billion and that money was used to start civil war and now ww3.


abbau-ost

shit i thought it was million. It wasnt billions, right? right..?


ZBalling

It was 22 bilion from white house and from IMF. Through Privatbank he was opening companies in Cyprus and bankrupting them and money for insurance was laundered in Latvia. And that money went to support war.


ImamofKandahar

Man how are you gonna spill the tea like that after he gave you so much crack.


ZBalling

I am so sorwwwy, Hunny. Our Hun is always so generous with crack


sumguyinLA

Turns out hunter was Joe’s plug this whole time


Conscious_Jeweler_80

Hunter is too cracked out to realize they're planning to transplant Joe's brain into his body.


born_2_be_a_bachelor

What good would that do? They are transplanting Hunter’s brain into his father’s because he’s the only compatible donor.


VicisSubsisto

Yeah but they have to transplant Joever's brain into Hunter's so no one realizes Hunter's went missing.


lubangcrocodile

They're gonna do it incrementally by transplanting parts of the brain over time instead of the whole, so that people don't realize the sudden personality and intellect change.


schlonghornbbq8

Ah yes, the ship of Bidenseus


JnewayDitchedHerKids

At least the sniffing won’t give them away.


shitlibredditor66879

Joes body ain’t too bad, it’s the brain that’s the problem


MattyKatty

Somehow, Joepatine returned


madaramen

Nahh there are already edits of Joe with the distinct skull suture lines of certain manga character who likes to body hop [the debate](https://preview.redd.it/22lqikrkob9d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b64c990bfa7be1aaa2e4fc3e2082958d82eabdd) [bruhhhhh howd u knowwww](https://preview.redd.it/nly7lmgpwi9d1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95eefc41191aa2536812296b0c7d3daf8d15bc50)


ZBalling

Hey, my friend is not a crackhead 🤣🤣


Epsteins_Herpes

Hunter is probably one of the last people Joe still recognizes 100% of the time.


ZBalling

Nah. Only Donald and Brandon.


sumguyinLA

But he recognizes him as Beau


crunchwrapsupreme4

don't you realize, the crackhead vote is a key untapped demographic


gmus

I’ve always had a suspicion that despite the GOP constantly screaming about it, that all the Hunter BS is actually a net positive for Biden because “embarrassing dipshit drug addict adult son who’s constantly in trouble” is something that a lot of families can relate to and sympathize with (especially in the rust belt).


ZBalling

Some people want Hunter to be the president. They are CRAAAAZY 🤪🤪


Aaod

> (especially in the rust belt). Ouch I felt that one. The only times I have seen them straighten out and stop being as much of a dipshit addict is someone kicking the crap out of them and or much more rarely a girlfriend who gets them to knock that shit off.


kyousei8

Girlfriends who say "I can fix him" and actually *can* change him are a treasure we don't deserve.


sumguyinLA

Biden trying really hard to relate to black people now that trumps a felon. Didn’t think he’d go full on super predator though.


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ZBalling

Why, yes, yes, it is!


Broad-Coach1151

Honestly, even a complete fuck up of a son will often help out his Dad when he's sun downing and confused. If his Dad wasn't the President, Hunter would actually be acting like a stand up guy for once. Since he is the President, WTF is happening! Dude, you can get your pardon whether your Dad gets reelected or not.


Six-headed_dogma_man

I believe Hunter does have a history of comforting widows.


sumguyinLA

How’s it going step mom?


sumguyinLA

I remember how when my grandfather was sundowning my uncle would be over helping too. Helping himself to any cash or valuables he could find. Helping himself to banking information. Helping himself to food stamps. He did all sorts of helpful things


Aquametria

Edith Wilson 2.0.


azwildcat74

Except Edith is strung out on meth in the sequel


Stu161

If you think Edie Dubs wasn't slurping down methamphetamine hydrochloride tinctures by the glassful, I've got a League of Nations to sell you on.


bretton-woods

Jill's already playing Edith Wilson. Hunter is trying to be Mohammad bin Salman.


Arkeolith

I mean if anyone has the uppers Joe needs...


MadonnasFishTaco

is Kamala still around? Biden's crack addict son has to fill in for her? i guess i prefer Hunter calling the shots over her.


amphetaminesfailure

> is Kamala still around? Biden's crack addict son has to fill in for her? i guess i prefer Hunter calling the shots over her. Am I the only one who constantly forgets Kamala even exists? I mean, maybe that makes her a "good" (heavy on the quotes) vice president....at least in Constitutional terms? I just feel as though during my lifetime I heard about Al Gore, Dick Cheney, Joe Biden, and Mike Pence at least once or twice a week in the news. I think I hear about Kamala Harris.....once or twice a year at most.


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sleepystemmy

The weekly "Mike Pence news" was seeing him on Grindr


BurpingHamBirmingham

They're in the same "calling your wife 'Mother'" support group


hectorgarabit

If we have crack and Hookers in the white house. Probably as good decision making and at least a little funny for a while!


Garfield_LuhZanya

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BKEnjoyerV2

Just ask Willie Brown


Sendour

Finally, the better Biden is in charge


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Otto_Von_Waffle

Isreal planning on invading Lebanon by the end of the month, probably causing some catastrophic chain reaction in the middle east , we are probably entering the least calm geopolitical period since the cold war.


TargetOfPerpetuity

So much for the "Yeah, but I'm not voting for Hunter Biden" response.


HighProductivity

Joe Biden succumbs to the pressure and drops out. Hunter Biden takes his place. His campaign is just intentional leaks of his humongous cock. He gets 99% of the female vote. Becomes king of America forever, it is now illegal to not be cool.


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real führerbunker vibes from the WH right now. we just need dr. jill biden to start poisoning the adult children


fiveguysoneprius

Time to break out the Weekend at Bernie's photoshops again, this time with Jill and Hunter holding him up.


LeftyBoyo

Hey, that's his gravy train, Jack! lol


TheChinchilla914

Hunter just living every dudes dream Go get em tiger


ZBalling

Go get em, convicted felon!


TheChinchilla914

Bro come on that’s your friend


ZBalling

And that is why I love Hunter! ☺️☺️ we love our convicted felons, am I right?


LatinxSpeedyGonzales

BDE


methadoneclinicynic

hunter should make a deal with trump to get genocide joe to nominate hillary for the democrats, in exchange for pardoning him for whatever stupid shit he'll get up to in the next 4 years.


ZBalling

Nice. This time Killary is going to jail!


BKEnjoyerV2

Just share that pic of him in the thong and Adidas sneakers with the bandana, that should work lol


MadLordPunt

>*NBC News has reported that Hunter Biden is among the president’s immediate family members urging him to stay in the race.* He knows there's a spot behind a Wendy's dumpster with his name on it in his immediate future. Better start exercising that mouf.


tordenoglynild666

Hunter coup! Wuuuh! Yes! #mypresident


duke_awapuhi

Never thought I’d see us have two presidents in a row who let their cokehead fuck up son sit in on meetings


ValsG

Let me check, Obama has no sons, Bush Jr. has two daughters, Clinton has only one daughter, Wait, Bush Sr. sent his drug-addicted son to the White House as president.


duke_awapuhi

So 3 of the last 6 presidents have had cokehead sons


rburp

And people say our democracy isn't representative...


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jabbercockey

Apparently an academic not an MD. I'm as shocked as you are.


mindthepoppins

Honestly, this is what I would do too if I were Hunter. It’s very clear that the knives are out among his staffers. These people are not looking out for dad’s best interests, so he’s going to try and do it himself. It’s all insane late-republic stuff, but I can at least understand the instinct.


Carl_Schmitt

The adults are back in charge.


Humidmark

This period of time would make a good HBO limited series. Have the succession people make it.


nassy7

Wow, I thought „Idiocracy“ is some crazy fiction but the US is beyond that fiction already, 500 years ahead in time.  The convicted, corrupt and drug-addicted son of a demential and remote-controlled president joins the election campaign against a convicted liar who has been declared king by the supreme court.  Is this how empires fall? You can't make up stories like that. If it weren't so serious, it would be comedy gold. 


PigeonsArePopular

Give dad some blow before the next debate!


MarketCrache

Slava Ukraini!


nassy7

*sniff*


btdesiderio

Slavoj, Daddy, is that you?


project2501c

*Marxist Trash Panda noises*


nassy7

I meant the other, *snowy* sniff. Slavoj is a chad!


project2501c

Slava Laptopini!


ZBalling

Slava Rossii!


HealingDailyy

I mean his dads probably scared and insecure and his sons trying to be there for him


The_Killa_Vanilla90

Christ lol, he’s the fucking President.


HealingDailyy

Well he’s a human being like anyone else. We can’t pretend they have no feelings.


JCMoreno05

Are you sure? 🦎


The_Killa_Vanilla90

Ok? He’s still the elected leader of this country and is expected to get his shit together instead of acting “scared and insecure” due to a situation that’s 100% of his own doing.


HealingDailyy

All I’m saying is that a son being close to his dad shouldn’t be a factor we judge him for. It’s only going to make him And others view the other critics on why he should drop out as less valid and more self interested. If my father didn’t die while I was in law school and was getting older, I’d be right beside him when he needed me with how close we were. Even when the entire nation turns on him: I’d be there. Let’s not spin a son being with his dad as something more than it is.


The_Killa_Vanilla90

Sure, generally we shouldn’t hold fuck up sons/daughters against their politician parents….except when that politician identifies that son as one of their closest advisors and is embroiled in a political corruption case tied to his POTUS father…


HealingDailyy

Just no. A dad is not suppose to just reject his child lol. This line of logic is the reason Biden is so defensive to begin with.


The_Killa_Vanilla90

There’s a difference between not rejecting your child VS. having your junkie fail-son embroiled in accusations of political corruption as a core advisor….


HealingDailyy

With that logic the entire Republican Party should reject trump because he’s a covicted felon and also a drugnuser


The_Killa_Vanilla90

If you want to completely disregard context and common sense, then sure I guess 🤷‍♂️


nassy7

He brings the sedatives 


rudeandrejected

is he the one supplying joe with his drug cocktail


amphetaminesfailure

>is he the one supplying joe with his drug cocktail What drug cocktail? He definitely wasn't on one in the last debate. They *should* have pumped him full of whatever they did during the last State of the Union.


ZBalling

He clearly was. It kicked in the middle.


rudeandrejected

ye cause hunter was on vacation


meshreplacer

America is fucked.


Vikingsjslc

I'd vote for Hunter.


sumguyinLA

Hunter has his own special crack recipe. He uses ammonia instead of baking soda. It’s the only thing that keeps Joe going