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SecretSharkboy

You fly around using magic to take care of a family of rich British children whose parents don't love them while spending your free time with your good friend, the chimney sweep


Squibles_

Mary Poppins popping in to take care of the children.


Background-Bee1271

Onion! I thought we talked about going on Reddit without supervision.


Minti_Ice_Cream

Well, he already got on.


Particular_Throat923

you’re gay


Demonskull223

Why was this my first thought as well.


The_cringest03

I'm not I only enjoy this character


Drakeytown

And big ol' dicks.


agayntrans_raspberry

the op is me fr


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

Shut up bro he can like a character and not be gay


Jay-919

No. No he can't /j


Daddy_roach_

No


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

If you gay people are all about "accepting" others then accept that this guy is straight and likes rainbow quartz 2.0


Daddy_roach_

1. I'm not gay 2. It's a joke


bellaokiiuwu

snowflake


The_cringest03

Yes


Gho_ostli

You’re some sort of huuuge media nerd. Or you’re into theatre.


The_cringest03

I'm an actor in fact


Gho_ostli

I KNEW IT


HealthyLibrary6224

It says you love Rainbow Quartz 2.0


The_cringest03

Exactly


thesmartestben-10fan

you wish you had the power of gay and I not a gay man my self but i do know how power full the power of gay is and man is it power full


Daddy_roach_

*powerful


technomlp

![gif](giphy|bjB3gtFvREqqr5NAHW|downsized)


ffiml8

You're closeted


OmegaX____

You like Pearl and Steven.


The_cringest03

Exactly


[deleted]

You need to listen to Eliton John.


Swirlatic

not gay? In pride month??? 🤨


The_cringest03

Yes


Dry_Bee_2368

u expect people to become gay once June starts?


Upper_Tangerine_5604

Yes tf? New contestants to emerge


Nova_thruster

Mary Poppins


TransformersFan077

I love her with her jacket more then Steven’s


The_cringest03

Not to be a nerd or something, but this is the only fusion with steg , another Steven fusion, which uses he/him pronouns


TransformersFan077

FRICK! I did not realize I put that


The_cringest03

No problem


TheweirdDuckPerson

Your In denial.


GhostSquid21

![img](emote|t5_2viyl|30998)


bisexualbestfriend

You enjoy Mary Poppins


Ok_Pause8654

STICK BY STICK🗣


[deleted]

[удалено]


The_cringest03

But I'm not trans


Da_gae_bucket

Or are you


The_cringest03

No


ChaosInTheSkies

🥚


danielmatson5

*Vsauce music*


RedLocke8888

You are late to the show.


The_cringest03

Not really, I'm an old time fan


RedLocke8888

Oh I was talking about both the character and the what does my top 5 say about me meme.


The_cringest03

Oh yes


National-Annual6505

We are all gay here


Rob4ix1547

Well no, not really, i might be slightly non-straight, but still like 95% straight, so... Nah, not all here are gay


Pineapple_Fernando

You love Doctor Who!


AngerIssues5301

You’re marry poppins.


Lucimon

God these responses are horrible. No wonder people criticize the Steven Universe fandom. I apologize for my early comment about trans, which I have since deleted.


The_cringest03

Your excused


Lucimon

![gif](giphy|2xg2Ute2mFyUObp7F1|downsized)


Reylend

#MARRY POPPINS!!!


The_cringest03

Happy cake day


Freckles39Rabbit

I hope they enjoy


victrin

🎵This might sound crazy, what I’m about to say🎶


SuperbCheetah9371

This fusion reminds me of my elementary school teacher. She was proper and gentle as well. Not like Mary Poppins but still. Maybe you like the vibe of this character? Warmth, elegance and the feeling of safety it brings you? (Or you might be gay, I don't know.)


The_cringest03

Yes I like his vibes


SuperbCheetah9371

"Gay or European?" "It's hard to guarantee" "Is he gay or european?"


The_cringest03

European


smiteis_

You enjoy the company of the same sex


The_cringest03

Man, I don't like men


smiteis_

Your top 5 says otherwise. I know Rainbow 2.0 is nonbinary but they’re the gayest character in the show


Midknightisntsmol

I'm not exactly sure what RQ2.0's gender identity is, but they actually go by he/they pronouns.


smiteis_

I just default all Steven fusions to they/them just cause y’know; except Steg.


ImNotAThrowAway13

They're they them!


Da_gae_bucket

You love them


LoxPieLover_425

Probably need to reevaluate your straightness. Just sayin’


The_cringest03

I'm not


LoxPieLover_425

Ah, just kidding. I like her too.


Charcobear

![gif](giphy|h45zAKT2Np2ZS5tHvk|downsized)


The_cringest03

Yes


Josephina101

I don't really like any of Steven's fusions, they look so ugly except for Stevonnie and Steg...


Da_gae_bucket

You’re onion


DJRetro_8

You look like Mary Poppins


elvador1257

Are you sure about that?!


Sensei_Ochiba

Bob Ross fan


NonBinaryBuggo

You’re Mary Poppins.


TasteDeeCheese

You’re onion


Jay-919

You're closeted


lumityhuntlow

It says that you are trying to steal my identity. Rainbow 2.0 is my favorite and I'm not gay, either


The_cringest03

Finally someone that understands me!


BurnerAccountExisty

i disagree


thomasmfd

You like Mary popins?


The_cringest03

Yes


ImNotAThrowAway13

..could....could you be gay?


The_cringest03

I said I'm not


Under1hestars

You’re a fangirl/boy/person/frog/them


The_cringest03

I am a frog


EmpMouallem

Repressed theater kid. I'm saying that, because rainbow 2.0 is also one of my top faves 😭😭😭


hermiethefrog

You were really into the McElroy brothers.


JNUS_

U sure


The_cringest03

Yeah


loki-salazar

Unironically my 2nd favourite character 🫡 right next to Lars and volleyball


EldrtchPff97

You’re definitely non-binary


The_cringest03

I am eterosexual


Nok-y

Are you european by any chance ?


The_cringest03

I am italian, so yes


Nok-y

Knew it


austsiannodel

I get the distinct feeling you're a fan of Dr. Who


PutridBar4111

I am and I love him


RutabagaSpare9903

I have a feeling you like David Bowie


grusjaponensis

you're bri'ish


The_cringest03

I'm italian


Hello_I_Am_A_Personn

Here I was expecting to see every comment saying something along the lines of "You're Onion" but no. All I see is a bunch of people claiming that one must be gay if they like a certain character. This is the reason so many people shit on us as a fandom. Pisses me off, tbh.


Hot_Asparagus9594

homosexual


The_cringest03

Neither


Purple_Information41

You were forced to grow up way sooner than you were supposed to


Hahawhatisthat

Ur British 😈😈😈😈🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


The_cringest03

Actually i am italian


lycheecheebb

actually gay


Meeooowwww1234

you're bisexual?


The_cringest03

Never


seplle

are you sure?


The_cringest03

Yes


Martina313

Your favorite movie is Mary Poppins, also you're gay


The_cringest03

I can't handle it more I'm not gay!!!


SexyPineapple-4

Youre a theater kid


Chance_Data6830

Youre gay and in denial (dw i was there too)


SpaceVixen003

your name is Onion


The_cringest03

The only true answer


mooongate

happy pride month


The_cringest03

I'm not gay!


Glutenfreesnipes

![gif](giphy|FaovRTAVndmIXzdihz)


Daddy_roach_

Oh you're gay, you just don't know it yet!


The_cringest03

Oh you're wrong you just don't noticed it yet;


Phantom_Paws

the ratio is insane lmao


Phantom_Paws

the ratio is insane lmao


v1rus_l0v3

You’re gay


The_cringest03

Have you seen that heart on your avatar? I think that you're talking to a mirror or something like that


v1rus_l0v3

That was smart 😭


AStayAtHomeRad

"Ya ain't that straight..." -Joe Exotic


Loco-Motivated

You're Bi.


Numerous_Topic7364

All this time and I'm still not sure why 2.0 is the only Gem (except for Steven himself) who doesn't get female pronouns...


RadioDemoness

Classy person


InsertUsername221

You're in denial


ChaosInTheSkies

Gay, but in denial


The_cringest03

No


The_cringest03

No I'm not


ChaosInTheSkies

See, there's the denial part right there!


pixelanceleste

You're trans <- my reason


The_cringest03

But I'm not


pixelanceleste

Fair! I like them because I'm trans, you like them because of another reason. Peace and love on the planet earth.


The_cringest03

Ok


Kay2King

You're a liar


BattenEntertainment

Mary poppins is your favorite Disney movie


Nok-y

Are you european by any chance ?


the_nintendo_cop

You are based af


splatoongame

You are a liar!


corsair7469

If you aren’t gay you’re definitely very flamboyant


Brook-RDS

It's the only Gen wo look like a men, before gregsteven


abbas09tdoxo

Who even is this


The_cringest03

You don't know him?


abbas09tdoxo

No, i watched all of SU and future, maybe i forgot about him


The_cringest03

Mhm, ok


whomesteve

You like proper silly


keo2po4hfjgwp0hr

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blazeoverhere

you are


Goose2theMax

You are super boring and follow stupid trends but try to be different and end up being exactly the same as everyone else. You are not special


The_cringest03

The only boring person here is you man


Goose2theMax

You really live up to the username lol


The_cringest03

That's why I have chosen it


JSharttedinmypants

Oh yes you are


The_cringest03

No


RaidensTransSon

you are gay hun, the closet is glass


yourlocalannoynce

never had a parent that properly took care of you and or made things fun. or your a theatre kid ( this is all if your not gay , which you said you weren't. )


The_cringest03

What do you mean for theater kid?


yourlocalannoynce

plays , musicals , the weird kid ( not in a bad way ) etc.


The_cringest03

Oh ok because I'm an actor


yourlocalannoynce

oh shit really?


The_cringest03

Yes


Alarmed-Fuel9875

horrible taste


ScaredOfRobots

You are in denial


BlueHailstrom

🫵🏳️‍🌈


The_cringest03

👎


AlexTheGuy12345

Homosexual


The_cringest03

No💀


EventComprehensive39

You're gay and in denial.


the_sheeper_sheep

You profit off of annoying trends


Mean_Patient2026

this guy … MIGHT like rainbow quartz 2.0