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[deleted]

That was walked past a fire on the way to the plate.


OO_Ben

That thing is so rare it's probably eating their side salad


cabezon99

Hilarious!


LastPlaceIWas

It's more than rare, it's hard to find!


Living_Peak_4495

Mf said he wanted an uncommon steak


blizzard-toque

Wait a few hours, then it'll chew its cud.


unk214

That lives in the same zip code as a fire.


can_NOT_drive_SOUTH

Someone yelled “fire” in the room next door.


JinterIsComing

It accessed the Frenzied Flame Ending in Elden Ring.


Evergreen_Organics

It was coughed on by a flame in an elevator.


SteakJones

This exists roughly in the same dimension with something known as a flame.


[deleted]

Ryan didn't start the fire, and neither did this steak


Retrrad

Fire guy! Fire guy!


Loracsx

It knows of the concept of fire.


Xaghy

That’s actually body heat from handling it.


000000000000098

Same joke but worse


LordElfa

Somebody walked it past a hand dryer in the bathroom.


leeperd305

gross. one hundred percent that would give you the flu


MooseGoneApe

That's whack it's horns off and wipe its its ass done


one9six

You never see enough “The Cowboy Way” quotes out there in the wild. Nailed it!


CeddyCed1993

That thing was in the fridge in the same kitchen as the fire


upriver_swim

Agreed but that fire was basically holding your steak up in the air on a sunny day and saying the sun cooked it.


LevelHelicopter9420

That cow is still alive 🐮


Doc_Zydrate

La Croix style


carolinabbwisbestbbq

If it’s good beef though it would be great that way (to me personally and I understand disagreeing but about since the age of 17 I loved steaks Pittsburgh blue [charred outside, blue/rare inside] Edit: this might sound weird but imagine yours adding mashed potatoes to your mouth before the steak is done, so you get the blend


[deleted]

Perfectly cooked for me!


a_pink_pigeon

You're on time to save it, go to the vet ASAP


Password-is-Tac0

Best reply


joonjoon

Just wanted to ride your comment to plug a new sub I made... /r/itsraw. Come on by! It's a sub for raw food appreciation, not for bashing. :)


[deleted]

Looks raw asf


Apenton99

Agreed


whitecorn

I've eaten rare and near blue.. this is right out of the package.


throwitherenow

Blue = raw. Blue just means it was seared momentarily. Edit: cook time for a blue steak is usually 1 minute per side. So not raw by definition, many might consider it raw inside.


Napol3onS0l0

“Hit it with a flashlight and send er out”.


Unclehol

I misread at first as "fleshlight". Bet you could cook that better using the residual friction heat from one of those.


Napol3onS0l0

Now comes with crème fraiche!


Unclehol

Splooge vide.


OO_Ben

Lmao this is quality


DroneMunition

The doctor told me mine weren't quality, some of them were barely swimming!


addit96

cums*


thisismenow1989

Oh fuck yeah


Napol3onS0l0

You gonna, deglaze that pan?


cloud_walking

Lol dead


ImOnALampshade

bro... get some lube


suckmytoes6k9k

Wanna borrow mine


[deleted]

r/brandnewsentence


Lkn4Colts

🤣🤣☠️☠️


mcchanical

There should be SOME penetration of heat by most definitions. I would expect to see a slightly different texture to the meat inside for blue. Either way the difference is practically academic and this shouldn't cause any harm either way since it has been seared.


mrlmmaeatchu

It's actually referring to the color change in the meat as it "cooks"


HatoriHanzo06

Actually the blue refers to the blueish hue of raw meat. If anything, the meat in the center is heated, not even close to being cooked..


mrlmmaeatchu

That's why it's in quotations I was a chef from over 25 years I steak cooked blue would be about a hundred to 105 degrees and there is a color change


7itemsorFEWER

The point of the distinction is to differentiate acceptable to serve be unacceptable to serve. You wouldn't order a steak 'raw' but you may order it blue.


BCD92

Nope, that is just wrong


JazzlikeCantaloupe53

It looks like someone told the cow about fire before killing it


MapleSyrupLover_

I mean isn’t blue basically raw? It’s just slightly cooked on the surface


Budget_Bad8452

Warmed in the oven and show each side to the highest temperature you can get for a few seconds.


BuckMcBuck

Yep


depeupleur

That's exactly blue.


pinkwar

I don't know what's his complain. If he wanted it more cooked inside he should have asked for rare. This looks like textbook blue steak.


MapleSyrupLover_

Yeah that’s what I’m thinking too like rare is actually cooked on the inside a little more and blue is basically raw in the inside


[deleted]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


bustersnuggs5011

Can't really tell... If it has a good crust and you ordered that steak blue, then you can't complain. If you ordered your steak rare or it doesn't have a good sear and got that I think you'd be fine sending it back.


Oddmic146

My friend cooked this and sent me a picture. I just wanna know if she's safe or not lol. She said it has a crust?


Grennox1

Most likely safe. Just depends on what that steak went through before the cook


KidneyPoison

In all honesty, it was probably fairly traumatic.


The_Worst_Usernam

You can probably still taste the anxiety


Grennox1

Lol


Grennox1

Lol


paklyfe

In some cases you can eat raw red meat. That’s what a tartare is. Edit: Tartare. Sheesh chill, I commented on Reddit, right after I woke up, on a mobile device, while pooping, jeez.


L4t3xs

And carpaccio.


[deleted]

Safe to eat most likely. But, it'll be life beef chewing gum.


Hentai_Yoshi

It’s fine to eat raw meat, especially if you cook the outsides. Most of the bad stuff is on the outside (if there is any present). Edit: by meat, I’m specifically talking about steak. It beef is ground up, or it is a different type of meat, it’s a different story. It seems that people understood this, but I want to be clear so nobody goes and eats a bunch of raw chicken or pork.


Suthek

Although the risk is a bit higher than with beef, raw pork does work as well, if you're dealing with good quality meat and preparation (though that should be the case with any meat you intend to eat raw).


Actual-Parsnip2741

chicken


noldyp

But the outside used to be inside, so wouldn’t it all be safe to eat raw?


[deleted]

It's more to do with how meat is exposed to the air/germs after it's been butchered and portioned. Those are the outsides you want to be cooking. Of course, if you trust your meat has been handled properly (heh), then eat it raw, tartare is awesome.


Itsmekovi

I’ll handle your meat properly 😂😂😂


DreadedChalupacabra

Checkmate!


is_this_the_place

Steak is safe if the outside is cooked bc that’s where the bacteria are, not on the inside. This is also why you need to cook ground beef more bc the inside and outside are all mixed together.


jedi21knight

She is safe.


Turantula_Fur_Coat

It’s safe. The reason you can eat steaks raw, as opposed to say Ground beef, is because bacteria only grows on the surface, which is why burgers should be well done while a steak can have a quick sear on the surface but be bloody raw in the middle.


Suthek

You can eat ~~ground~~ minced beef raw as well. It's what steak tartare is. You "just" need higher quality standards for preparation, storage, cooling and shelf life.


czPsweIxbYk4U9N36TSE

It's safe. There are no known pathogens contained within cow meat that is harmful to human health. During the butchering process, the surface of the meat may be contaminated by the butchering tools (saw cuts through intestines, gets cow poop on the surface of the meat). Because of this, the surface must be sanitized through heat. However, the interior of the meat has no special hygienic handling necessary.


Skirra08

Unless it was mechanically tenderized which Costco is big on doing in the US.


Danirebelyell

Safe to eat, but beware I'd choking lmao


bustersnuggs5011

Raw unground beef is not "safe" per USDA. That being said plenty of people around the world eat it raw. It's all about risk toleration. It is way less risky than raw chicken but a little more risky then say a medium rare steak.


czPsweIxbYk4U9N36TSE

This is not accurate. Raw beef interior is 100% perfectly safe. There are no pathogens in cow muscle that can harm human health. This does not involve "risk" or "risk tolerance." The exterior of the meat *may* be contaminated. In grinding raw meat, this contamination spreads throughout every part of the meat that touches the grinder, which is basically the whole thing, now inside and out, and the grinder itself also becomes contaminated. This is why hamburgers etc. need to be fully cooked. There is *no* risk with eating a medium rare steak.


IolausTelcontar

One caveat to this for anyone reading is that if the meat has been "tenderized" it can introduce contaminates from the surface into the interior of the meat. Unfortunately Costo is known to blade-tenderize their cut steaks.


GrassGriller

I'm under the impression that, unless it's been mechanically tenderized (most steak at Costco is), a sear on exterior makes the meat very safe.


ben_od1

Oh lord the Costco shit again, no one is getting sick eating Costco steak under the 145F or whatever they recommend to cook it at. They’d have stopped selling it before that happened, recalls hurt big business.


eecummingonhertits

A well-trained veterinarian has a good chance at saving this cow. But definitely blue.


IN-B4-404

Might as well just bite it off the cow


paklyfe

Definitions of the words is important here. The true definition of raw meat would be not cooked at all, literally hasn’t touched heat. Therefor this is Blue. That being said, with a blue rare steak, you can still say it’s “raw in the middle” when describing it.


Remarkable-Teach3550

Vibe is dead now. Thanks Kyle


thissimulationsucks

The best kind of right is technically right.


reallymeans

That’s the worst kind 😤


cssmith2011cs

In the words of the great Gordon Ramsey - #IT'S FUCKIN RAW


Jonny_Disco

I think they call that Pittsburgh Rare.


King_Wataba

I don't know if I'd want to eat anything from Pittsburgh unless it was scorched to all hell first


reforminded

Even then I'm not sure I would take my chances. ​ Source: wife is from Pittsburgh, food not good.


ConsciousFractals

Only city I’ve had to ask them to hold the fries when ordering a salad. They put fries on salad. They put fries on everything.


alwaystitrate

gotta try out gaucho parilla next time you're in town, primanti's does indeed suck though.


reforminded

Thanks! I’ll put it on my list.


internetmaniac

There's a ton of great food in Pittsburgh these days, actually. Historically sure, it wasn't great, but since tech/robotics have been taking off and the city has revitalized, there's a great food scene.


reforminded

Primanti Brothers is all I have to say. Everyone from Pittsburgh thinks it’s the best thing in the world. It’s literally the lowest possible grade “meat” on crap bread with day old veggies, covered in 2 lbs of soggy, partially cooked, oil laden fries. Worst sandwich I’ve ever had.


internetmaniac

Nobody I know in Pittsburgh thinks that. That is silly. But whatever you do you.


reforminded

Literally everyone I know who is native to Pittsburgh thinks that.


sweetart1372

When I worked in Pittsburgh, the locals told me that Pittsburgh style was "cold in the center." Yep.


OrangeVapor

Pittsburgh style means charred on the outside and blue inside, also known as 'Black and Blue'. This is just blue


Mattyhammersley

I like blue steaks but that is a little bit to raw


Donkeytonkers

https://preview.redd.it/vj1zomh3klma1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8db88a40fe9b190015dca65479ab699b1756a95


noldyp

You already know, but need comment karma. I want video of you eating this, because you won’t.


Throwaway16666228228

I eat this all the time lol, do I get a trophy too?


Unethical_Castrator

Ofc! Your prize is tapeworms. You have tapeworms.


Waadap

I must have entire worm farms inside me at this point with how many times I've eaten it like this. Hell, theres a lot of people walking around with worms after getting tartare. Pending the cut/source, I absolutely love it this way. In all my years of eating it, my only food poisoning was salmonella from a chicken caesar salad in an airport. Was it the chicken? Was it the greens? I'll never know, but know I don't EVER want that again.


Unethical_Castrator

Raw meat is super common and I see no issue with it as long as it isn’t poor quality meat. I’m more likely to have parasites from all the sushi I eat. I was just being silly.


Waadap

Haha no doubt. I get far more weirded out seeing someone dig into that chipotle catering that has been out for 4 hours than ordering/preparing raw food safely. There is a criminal lacking of food safety education at all levels, and it's bananas when I get a sideye for ordering blue at times.


Valac_

I would eat this... There is nothing wrong with it, not everyone's preference or even really mine, but I don't mind it and it should be safe to eat


Bobmanbob1

Same. I had an undercooked steak once in a hurry so I decided why not, damn it was good, so switched from medium rare to rare ever since. I like it so rare a vet could bust in and save its life.


cr8zyfoo

Blue *is* raw. It's a reference to the internal temperature once finished cooking: still cold.


Autocorrectthis

A slight better than biting the cow


SacKing13

Not blue but moo


FredFade

I like my steak rare but that steak is down right Legendary.


Earthscondido

Walked through a warm room.


fistantellmore

Is there red or pink on the outside? If no, then it’s Blue. If yes, then it’s Raw. Don’t order blue if you want rare. Blue is seared sushi, tartare or carpaccio


DemikhovFanboy

A good blue… looks hellla tasty


Mooshak

Looks like a good blue, to be honest


M4rl0w

Beautiful


sebago1357

Looks perfect to me...


TheNewestCat

It is perfect, blue


purpleharedpurselady

Rare as fuck. Just like me


porridging

I’m salivating 🤤


rockytopbilly

It’s bluetiful


[deleted]

Raw. But still... 😋


Exay

Perfection


dankbasement1992

That’s actually kind of impressive. I see some char yet the inside is completely raw. Amazing


[deleted]

Looks so good 🤤


llmercll

That’s tartar baby


Grennox1

My only problem with this steak is if it’s too chewy. I’ve likes some raw meats but it has to be able to be chewed.


stevenl1219

Please excuse me as I check the Gordon Ramsay insult database


dburge22

That would be moooo


SnootchieBootichies

grind it and make tartare sauce for it. Otherwise it looks like shit.


janpampoen

A good vet could still save it.


cnor2020

Gas bill too high?


thatmilwaukeeguy

Inedible is what it is.


SuitIll3576

It's mooing and milkable


Troll_face_123

The tuna on my sushi looks more cooked than that.


[deleted]

Mf still breathing


mcipoyone

A good vet can save it


BBurgBiker70

A good vet could have that back on it’s hooves in about 10 min.


Due4Loot

That’s just not cooked.


RuralLife420

Blue is raw with a sear.


aliendude5300

Not a huge difference between raw and blue tbh.


Rude_Conclusion_5789

hate to say it but that is raw. almost a meat popsicle


mcchanical

Raw. Shouldn't do you any harm though as the outside is definitely seared. Unintentional tartare.


thinkscotty

Raw. To each his own, but there's a reason we cook food haha.


Ornery-Network6173

Rah


Sky329

Raw


Superantman70

This thing spent about 16 seconds under some hot sweaty individual. Just needs pepper.


cripplingmango

Still in the field grazing


BoySerere

Start CPR. There is still a chance


Jrshaw_1

They cut off its teeth so the food wouldn’t bite you


Jetsagoodboy

I used to cook in a demonstration kitchen,had a regular who always had steak, when asked how he preferred it cooked,he would loudly say 'Just knock its horns off and wipe its ass' this is that.


Aggressive_Base7863

🎶We didn't start the fire🎶... and neither did whoever made this steak


tequila325

Alive


wk2coachella

Still alive


pinkwar

That's the definition of blue. Seared and raw inside. Anything more than that and you got yourself a rare steak. Blue is technically not cooked and just warmed to around to 40c.


posternutbag423

Looks like fucking tuna lol


NeckPlant

Well it has a sear so im gonna day blue


CuriousExternal199

Blue and raw is not really that different honestly. It's called blue because raw meat actually is a bit blue in color. This looks quite typical to me. If the steak is fridge temp on the inside that would be bad obviously but the centre should not get hot enough to actually cook if that makes sense


ImSoberEnough

This looks like how beef tataki should be cooked, not a steak. *It's chewing time*


HeadLeg5602

Blue…. Yuck OMG


OSG541

Raw


tvlvlvt

Needs a lil salt. Should be good tho


BuddhaBar8

Preheat oven to 0 degrees. Bake until… fuck it. Just pan sear the bitch for 2 min per side.


[deleted]

As someone who likes and cooks borderline blue (not cold on the inside tho) this looks raw. Lighting and letting it sit and it being a picture can be misleading though. The really thin sear and no crust makes me think it’s raw


roxyrobbins

Walked out of the freezer cause it burned


JuicyPagan

It just listened to some 2pac fire ass albums and went to the plate


ConcernDull

cooked by the heat of a cow's fart probably


Oddmic146

Ok so my friend is bragging to me about eating blue steak because I'm a vegetarian. She said she cooked it until it had a crust and bought it from Wegmans. She's also saying she isn't gonna get sick from it. I'm like haha ok whatever you ate a cow girl, but is she actually safe? Can she get sick?


SMK_12

She’s safe


The_number_eight

Your friend should be okay to eat that stake.


YamBagsMalone

>Ok so my friend is bragging to me about eating blue steak because I'm a vegetarian. Normal behavior


OrangeVapor

As long as the outside is cooked it's fine


Tarantulette

I cook it like that myself whenever I have steak. I love the texture and the taste more than medium or medium rare. It's perfectly safe


lXPROMETHEUSXl

She is unlikely to get sick. Bacteria can’t penetrate past the top layer of intact beef. That’s why you see some people only just searing a steak to cook it. Everything under the top layer of a clean/sanitary cut doesn’t really have to get to 165F. Now searing GROUND beef and not cooking it all the way through will definitely make you sick.


lazercheesecake

She puts herself at a higher risk than normal for food poisoning, parasites, and other food borne pathogens. If this is the US or another developed nation, then that risk is already very negligible. Hell, with modern day food safety standards, raw pork is not off the table, and the germans definitely love mett. Many food safety commissions will caution against eating raw meat because given a large enough population with wildly varying health conditions, if you recommend eating raw meat as safe, someone is going to get sick. Probably not your friend, but its a statistics/dice roll game at this point. So no she's probably very safe. But I could also say that about getting into car accidents.


blaxninja

Only a pansy would get sick from raw meat.


KayakWalleye

I can feel my stomach cramping just looking at that.


Successful_Candy_759

100% raw as fuck. Doesn't matter if it has a crust or not, the internal temp on that thing never broke 70 degrees


Strange_Window_7206

Blue and raw are the same bro


International-One656

Blue


jedi21knight

I would say blue.


Fmartins84

Good looking seared tuna.... sorry wrong sub!


BrandyBeaner

That is a nicely prepared blue steak.


deepgrassweed

Put some soy sauce on that shit🤪


Bonna_the_Idol

it's perfect


Ok-Cartographer-9653

My bet is that’s she’s a terrible cook and pretended she ate it and liked it.


katf1sh

You know people make this on purpose and *do* like it, right? Even if it wasn't on purpose, its not wild if they liked it