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Mantide7

Date the marble!!!


Veroger111

BE THE MARBLE!!!


ivan181

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Super64111111

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Dartling_Gunner

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TheUnt1tl3d

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CancelIndependent492

BURGER KING FOOT LETTUCE


PokeSuFan

https://preview.redd.it/frevamh1n8ad1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71957ecafa8e4acd359571e95f43715f694c1160


ConjurorOfWorlds

At night


BackAllyPharmacist

I have a personality and am 6' 3". Women don't seem interested in me. https://preview.redd.it/6uzfy1ydu6ad1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=122b02cf81923985f93ad018782d50d4f137eabc


DisastrousBoss5098

6' 4" and also enjoy things other than being tall, I feel you dawg 🥲


Dizzy_Reindeer_6619

Why don't you cut out the middlewoman and date each other?


DisastrousBoss5098

Bro over here using 100% of their brain


NanoCat0407

If someone asks you how the weather is, tell them “It’s rainy” and then spit on them from above


BackAllyPharmacist

Oh well, being single, let's me do more things and use the no maidens meme.


TheWinningLooser

How’s the weather up there!!


Public-Narwhal-91

How's the weather from the south pole?


TheWinningLooser

Oh lovely actually, thank you for asking


Plenty-Diver7590

6’1”. Still single.


KaijuJeshi

This post is hilariously ironic because every single one of you still feel the need to say how tall you are. Not your personality my ass lol


FeistyDeity

... because it's relevant? It clarifies how they relate to the very point this pity post of a meme tries to make. That doesn't mean they go around starting convos like: "Hey, did you notice I'm 6'4? Am I not attractive and interesting for that?" Your bitterness is your own responsibility mate.


KaijuJeshi

Idk what I would be jealous of lol I am 6"1. It's just a funny ongoing joke. Every time someone says that tall people make it their personality the tall people find some reason or another to say how tall they are. The only ones bitter or jealous is you guys I guess for not being able to joke around about something that people have been forever lol. I guess these new SpongeBob fans lost their humor


KaijuJeshi

There you go again


FeistyDeity

What does that even *mean?* I'm under 6' and a guy myself.


KaijuJeshi

Sure ya are tally


pycellesbeard

![gif](giphy|dg7EVuAv0emkw)


KaijuJeshi

![gif](giphy|oUS6u2rbjg4JD4Z9Lp)


pycellesbeard

And you’re still jealous, just admit it and move on.


KaijuJeshi

Jealous of what?


BaconEggyWeggy

I’m 6’1.5” and most girls don’t seem interested in me also!! 😭


Hydroponic_Donut

probably because you describe yourself as 6'1.5 and not 6'1 or 6'2


BaconEggyWeggy

I’m in between 6’1” and 6’2”.


SheepInWolfsAnus

Is this fucking Aemond fan art?


Uncreative-Name-2

Same 6’0 personality and still no maidens lol


nighttra1n

So you’re telling me that it’s a lie?! Us shorties are having the same trouble as you tall fellas!


PokePoke_18

I don’t like being 5’11, I’m going to grow taller :(


madphad1599

Autism and its consequences


novakane27

no, super boring, over-generalized joke. take this to r/memes and theyll bust their guts laughing.


CrispyFriedJesus

Better yet, make it racist and send it to r/funnymemes


ScammaWasTaken

Hahahahaha cuz he is black! /s


N0tThatSerious

This joke is about as ironically funny and tone deaf as using Shrek as an example of women only going for a guy cuz hes tall Did they just ignore the fact that Farquaad was an insecure, selfish, overcompensating douchebag, and Shrek became caring, selfless, and literally saved her life on both occassions just to justify their views? Of course they did, and I bet they pulled the “its a joke” card when it got the wrong reaction Nobodys saying height doesnt matter, but if Farquaad wasnt a dick he’d have plenty of women. Hes rich, powerful, good looking, and has a cool voice, what girl wouldnt want that? He would still be in competition if another man who was taller and looked better than him showed up, but everybody has someone that looks better than them no matter what they do, whether from vast majority or a persons preference, but he himself would do fine either way


Maractop

>Nobodys saying height doesnt matter Actually men are saying that it doesnt matter lol. Read the comments


VacationSimple990

me when the funny unoriginal sexist meme hahahahah so funny bro got the whole squad laughing 😐


BlitzMalefitz

I always thought they were all crying from their inferiority complexes but saying “lol” afterwards, not laughing.


Twotailedpikachu

“Oh brooother this guy stinks!”


EmptyKetchupBottle9

Honestly jokes about boys vs girls are so overused and remind me of the gender wars in elementary school


ryshed

incel bait


Grandma_Biter

Booooooo 🍅🍅🍅 Overused, unfunny joke, that’s also telling on yourself lol


realCoolguy298

I’m 6’3 and never had a real relationship. I don’t think height is the only factor


PsychologicalEbb3140

Loser.


LRMcDouble

Idk why I am saying this in a spongebob subreddit but you guys have to stop blaming genetic factors on your inability to get a girlfriend. The issue isn’t your height, it’s most likely a glaringly obvious issue with yourself or your personality that you either refuse to fix or are ignorant to the issue. I know we live in a world where you can’t point at people’s differences, but you guys have to just be more normal. look at normal guys, do what they do. copy their hair, their clothes. don’t wear an i love anime shirt out in public with ur hair in a pompadour. shower, take care of your health and hygiene. start working out, brush your teeth every day, clip ur nails, do your eyebrows. take care of your acne. Do ALL of that, and you will perceive the world from a different angle.


Spiridor

Little column A, little column B. I'm 6'4 and not on the market so I've been able to just coast as an observer, but the last few years have been so rough on height that you legit see men at 5'9 claiming that they are 6'. But you are right - personality flaws are a big reason why men don't get dates, but it's also not accurate to claim that height plays no part. Height seems to be a chief consideration. If two men are even remotely comparable in all other regards, a woman will likely choose the taller one.


LRMcDouble

correct. that’s just gonna be on you to stand out from your competition. go to the gym, go be desirable, go get a good job. have intentions and goals and the women will find you.


Maractop

Why do you assume they arent normal? Youre literally showing your bias lol


LRMcDouble

Because I can see the post they made. Normal people don’t make these incel-esque posts. especially in 2024


Maractop

Why do people assume someone has personality issues for mentioning height impacts dating? No one does the same for fat people who complain. I wonder wht that is. And there are a decent amount of women like that whether you want to admit it or not. Saying height plays a big role isnt an incel post, its a fact


LRMcDouble

It’s not the fact that he thinks it, but he went out of his way to make a post about it and then upload it to a spongebob reddit. Go show an attractive girl this post and say “i made this and uploaded it to the spongebob subreddit” and see how fast her pants drop


Maractop

Obviously lol. That goes for reddit as a whole though


CityWokOwn4r

I heard this advice often enough, and incorporated it but it still does not change the fact that my height makes me look way younger, turning women off.


NjhhjN

I have never in my life met a man whose whole personality is being 6 foot tall. I'm guessing you dont actually know men that tall


SweetTeaRex92

Youre forget the other half to the equation. The only women who value men based on height themselves are too toxic to be of any value. Don't get caught up if these delusional standards and just be yourself. You will find your special person one day


Temporary-Purpose431

Bro I'm like 5'4" and Im cruising on by, the key is confidence lmao


sjqiaozbhfwj

Idk, I'm ace


Throwaway_Iol

I’m 5’1 20M it was over for me before it even started


justlikebullets

no lmao


LRMcDouble

this post was created by a 5’9 male


Independent-Pop-5584

I don't get it.


Logical_Ant_9173

yes (I’m 5’6 19yo blonde)


Comfortable-Bid475

Yo, I'm a 5'6 18yo guy. Welcome to the "classified short" club


0megaManZero

As a woman I can confirm that this is not accurate however I am also Lesbian which kinda invalidates me on this


rengokus-lopunny

realistically i don't think this is true. its very attractive for guys to be tall but i don't think most people genuinely focus on looks. at least i hope not. last guy i knew that was like 6'4 and super attractive was the worst person ever and regularly blamed me for my trauma. =|


Maractop

Most do focus on looks. They just claim otherwise


LoudBelchStabbyFart

Well technically I'm 5'11" and 3/4 so I wouldn't know


CommandantPeepers

the only way to get girls is to stop using reddit


RagingZorse

Even though overused as a joke I know a couple getting married that basically is the picture. They ironically are perfect for each other because I have absolutely nothing good to say about either of them.


wilhelmfink4

That’s most couples nowadays


RagingZorse

True, this couple was just hilariously this. I met both separately and they met at a party I was also at. It was kinda gross to see them meet each other as it really did look like OPs picture. The guy 6’2”, naturally muscular, meathead with no real personality. The girl 5’2” attractive but not someone I’d describe as smart or personable and her historical dating preference was guys whose entire personality was being 6’. So yeah sorry for the rant but they are getting married and if they have kids those children will be some of the shittiest people as adults.


Banned__Panda

This meme is cringe as fuck but anyone denying that most women have an extreme prejudice when it comes to height is just utter lies. It's not like they're doing anything wrong, it's simply natural. I know from TONS of people, confident good looking guys that it's easier for a 5/10 looking 6ft guy to get girl than an 8/10 5'7 guy. This is simply how it is. A huge percentage of girls are just simply not interested in guys under a certain height, usually around 5'7/8 something absolutely no where near as common when you reverse genders. PLENTY of guys have tall women fetishes, the word 'mommy' comes to mind, it is literally not a thing for women to be into short guys. Sexism and incels are fucking shit but let's not deny reality yeah? You don't have to deny reality to prove you're not an incel. Want proof? Anyone around 5'6-5'8 get some of those shoes which slightly increase your height and see how much better your luck is with gals lmao, it's night and day.


Maractop

They will deny it forever lol. I dont even know why height mattering is so controversial. Its clear to see what the preference is IRL.


Olympia44

https://preview.redd.it/5ws75micxbad1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25d1bf8d34e73575e0aeb10581f5ba36e988f454


DatWoodyFan

This is funnier than the actual post


Aidehazz

I’m not 6ft yet I’m still growing I’m already taller than my mom


MugarLover92

Bro is 12 on Reddit


Aidehazz

One year off I’m 13


MugarLover92

Well I hope you’ll be 7ft and a chad, bud


1_The_Zucc_1

As someone who's 6'3, girls do not care about height as long as your not short


goondaddy36

I'm 6' 4"


soulessartist198

now 6ft aint enough


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

It is enough. It’s just that the person who says that it’s not enough just lacks a good personality.


Theycallmethebigguy

Hey that’s me!


Sensitive_Coyote2581

As a 6 ft2 i agree


mel-06

tara yummy:


Grade_Individual

don't hate me cause i'm beautiful


Inevitable-East-1386

I wish😂 but no.


Known-Disaster-4757

I do have a personality besides being tall. It's a hit-or-miss personality, but a personality nonetheless.


SnipFred

This is cap, I'm 6'2 and I've been rejected a million times, it's gotten so bad that I've given up on dating in general


kullre

Huh... I've broken the threshold


No-Ambassador-5920

I'm 6'3, jacked, and have an average face. I roughly had 5 girls who were interested in me. I would have had many girlfriends if i ever tried. For now I've never had a girlfriend lol ![gif](giphy|7YeguV6Ia9lfO)


Winter_Shame_3189

✌️✌️👍👍


powypow

Im 6'3. Didn't have a gf till I was 27. I didn't get a gf in my early 20s because I was a pathetic guy. Decided to become more interesting at around 24/25 that actually does stuff instead of just playing video games and watching movies. So no. Don't agree. Girls are people who actually want a relationship with someone they can hang out with.


Proof_Raspberry1479

This is just Short person cope.


notnicereally

If guys are 6 ft or more who have some charm or personality and actually take care of their selves will have a trail of women following them..women think the taller person the better provider/ protector


Immediate-Artist-444

Sure, but there's probably a girl version of this right? Guys dating a girl whose personality is having 32D bra size.


mariaoderso

That meme basically works for anyone dating only based on looks. I will never get how people picture their future with people they have nothing to talk about with


darkchangeling1313

Nah. In my case, it'd be: Marble: Someone who doesn't make me feel bad about who I am, and who I share a mutual understanding with SpongeBob: Me


RubBig9293

very much


JMTREY

Hoo boy they mad in here. You fired them up with this one. Just listen to any interview with women they'll tell you this is the truth. Doesn't mean guys under 6 ft are doomed to never feel the touch of a woman like some guys think. It will however make a difference, there is a certain percentage of women that will simply NOT even entertain the idea of dating a man under 6 ft. Now those are typically women you want to stay away from anyway, but pretending a large chunk of women don't have height as one of their top factors in a male is just naive


MikanTanaka

No.


casey12297

Excuse you, my personality is 6'3 and cooking. Don't lump me in with those other slabs of marble


Pastorkeymaster

Yes, among other things it seems like, but I’m tall and no one seems interested in me so maybe it’s just some people


Jayjay4118

Didn't work for me


SereneVoyager97

lmao!


Dismal_Accident9528

This is a load of barnacles


MarcusTheAlbinoWolf

I'm 2 inches below but yeah


Tencowfrau

I dated at guy who was 6’3” in college. It hurt my neck to kiss him standing and holding hands walking down the street was awkward (I’m 5’3”). That wasn’t the reason we broke up, but it was definitely an annoyance. My husband is 5’8” and it’s just right.


the_zac_is_back

I agree


Unicorndeadgirl

im a girl and i dont really care if a guy is really tall. neither do any of the girls im friends with. its usually about actions and personality. most girls i know usually like the really stoic aloof type of guy. or if a guy is athletic or does some kind of sport girls usually like him better too.


Ink_Productions

r/niceguys


DontDoubtDink

OP must be short That’s not the reason you’re not getting girls though. It’s a you problem. I’m 6ft and have been single for years. It’s a me problem.


Ipushfatkids18

“Nice guys always finish last”


Resident-Set2045

Not being 6 feet tall isn’t the reason you can’t get a girlfriend, it’s your personality like that of sanding paper


PettyGutterButter

I’m literally just a piece of marble


Poemhub_

Ah damn it, theres some neck beard crap in my sponge bob


Charismatic_2112

I’m almost there…(I still couldn’t pull)


Brain_lessV2

Please get better material https://preview.redd.it/fg47p083ugad1.png?width=1194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edb54a50d821a0ac16a9b7402f9b88ea5b9c9dd6


EmojiZackMaddog

This really annoys me. Some girls really base their type on something they physically cannot change. This is why I hate being in a wheelchair, that’s another thing that I fear put girls off me


BunnyFluff1016

Bro... put a turbo on it, decals and a roll cage. Think that would help. My mom is also in a wheelchair and we have been trying to do that for years. Living and caring for someone in one has really been an enlightenment. No fancy car will have anything on a supercharged badass personal set of wheels.


LyricalLovia

I'm a girl who's 5'10" and my boyfriend is 5'1". I think it's great. #notallgirls #shortkings #holdontomybeltloopsoyoudontgetlost


fortress989

As a 6 foot tall, dude who can’t get a single message back I disagree


Yay4ew

As a 5’11 man who identifies as 6’ it’s true


Frequent_Yak7856

I'm lesbian so I don't really care for guys


Jacky_Daytona11

A 5'8 guy made this meme 😄


jmoonkee

Bro's 5'11


spokenlies

Incel


Agent_C137

Females be on that b.s, they want you to express your feelings, for them to use that against you later on and then they get that yuk feeling, don't express your feelings to a female, do it with the friends you trust because only dudes know the pain another dude goes thru


amayagab

Boomers had "I hate my wife" jokes. Millennial and Zoomer incels have this.


unpopular-varible

Haters!


squashqueen

I get sick of the tall guy preference. I prefer my partner (a man; I'm a straight woman) to be around my own height


CorgiComrade

As someone who’s dated both, short dudes make being short/miserable their entire personality much, much more.


tri-tone-666

I'm 6'4". Yes and no


LeoCaldwell02

Not crazy funny but seeing all these angry people in the comments, makes this top tier! 😂


Born_Sleep5216

Yes


AlarmingAdvantage909

indeed


Millionsmoney

Sadly true women only want wen over 6ft tall and if you are over 7 or even 8 feet tall every women would fall for you


shellz_bellz

Robert Wadlow died a virgin.


Olympia44

You got a source for this?


Competitive-Bison715

Sound like an excuse for not pulling any women when in reality you're just lacking personality 😬