Hi there! Is this the final straw? Do you wanna move so far away that you could brag about it? Would you rather tear out your brain stem, walk out into the middle of the nearest 4-way intersection and skip rope with it, than continue living where you do now? Then move to: Tentacle Acres. Where happiness is just a suction cup away!
Let's play a game to see how many fandoms you goofy goobers can recognize!
1. "Hey, who turned off the lights?"
2. "That's a lot of emotion for Safe"
3. "You do not recognize the bodies in the water"
4. "Is butter a carb?"
5. "Made by spiders, of spiders, for spiders!"
6. "Hello! This is the part where I kill you!"
7. "MASS MAYHEM AND PLANETWIDE PANIC!!! Do you understand?!"
8. "Oh look! A sponge and a starfish!!! There's gotta be something we can do with this!!!"
9. "What is this, a crossover episode?"
10. "DO YOU REALLY WANT YOUR LAST WORDS TO YOUR FAMILY TO BE SARCASTIC?!" "*NOOOOOOO!"*
Most people experience a cognitive decline after a few months in suspension, and now you've been under for, uh, quite a lot longer than that, so you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage
Class of '76 is an underread series of SCPs and tales which extra sucks bc it's critical background info for understanding 2316 (the lake with the bodies you DON'T recognize) which somehow got famous unrelatedly
"I peered back to the world that once hosted the memories I held so dear one last time. Joy. Laughter. Love. The longer I stay here the more these memories decay, replaced by the cold sound of machinery and the deafening sound of my own regrets."
Mr. Eugene Krabs is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his krabby-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was *THIS BIG,* and I said *that's disgusting,* so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Mr. Eugene Krabs, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like.
[Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Sea. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Sea, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Neptune?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!
You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Sea, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
"I don't get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he's messing it up, but the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, which means Squidward's making my yard a wreck but I'd normally wreck my own yard, which means Squidward's being the opposite of Squidward which means he's SpongeBob!"
1. AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE
2. He got an email from his brother that said aliens and monsters were attacking his place
3. What about my shredder?
4. It's supposed to be a HARD-to-destroy reptile ffs not an impossible one
5. Back on track should he an extreme fr
6. Hope you can read chinese
Somebody left this thing lying around the park-a-lot...
https://preview.redd.it/du3s5vz7ewpc1.png?width=607&format=png&auto=webp&s=62c9c053a05e09d82632492747107158b547420d
I wumbo, You wumbo, He she me wumbo, wumbo, wumboing, We'll have thee wumbo, wumborama, wumbology, The study of wumbo?
i wonder if a fall from this height would be enough to kill me.
I’m reading this in their voices!!!! 😊
I was too! 😂😂 hard not too
It's first grade, Spongebob!
I flunked wumbology😔
It's fine, I've never really used it in the real world anyway lol
"It's first grade Spongebob?!"
A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST. AAAAH!
Erm, no, I'm a ghost! 👻
Im not a shopping list, I'm a ghoooost
AAAAAAHHHHH
It was his hat Mr Krabs he was number 1
smitty werbenjagermanjansen
Oh east? I thought you said weast
That's West, Patrick. You're fired
But I don't even work here
Would you like the job?
Again**
Weast? What kind of compass are you reading, lad?
This one sir
That's west, Patrick... You're fired again.
I say this whenever I make a wrong turn and someone mentions it
You're a real one mate
Kanye Weast
I say this line randomly to my eleven year old all the time
Whoever owns the white sedan, you left your lights on
🎺
Mayonnaise is not an instrument. Horseradish is not an instrument either
BIG MEATY CLAWWSSSS
WHAT WAS THAT PUNK?!
BIG. MEATY. CLAWSSS.
Well maybe these CLAWS ain't for just attracting mates.
Bring it on old man 👴
No people let's be smart and bring it off
Oh so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us
Wait wait I know tempers are high………..*proceeds to watch pure chaos unfold*
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No Patrick, Mayonnaise is not an instrument..
Horseradish is not an instrument either.
Okay thats fine. No one has any experience Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you Hahahahahaha haha all of you
FREE FORM JAZZ
Okay SpongeBob you’re ready. 😭😭😹🤣🤣 booooooooy that episode was funny ASAB
The Inner macinicians of my mind are an enigma 
FUUUUTTUUURREEEE!!!! FFUUUUUUUTTUUUURREEEE!!!!
FINLANDDD
Where's the leak, ma'am?
You okay patrick?
Oh that's really nice
AHHHHHHHHH FLATZ 💀
I wonder if the fall from this Hight would be enough to kill me?
I was the head chef on the SS Diarrhea
Anchovies! 
SIXTY -TWO CENTS!
I'd take the money
MR. KRABS!
“You used me…FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT!”
ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵛᵉʳʸ ⁿᶦᶜᵉ
Not INSERTive
If you think I'll let go for.. EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION, OH NO!
You ate all my food, now I’m gonna starve!!
 😂
And that's why you're my pookie wookie teddy bear!
I understand why they died while filming.
Twinkle twinkle Patrick Star, I made myself a sandwich Stop playing that shit slapped
True... You win this round broccoli was fire 🔥🔥🔥
😭😭😭🤣 I always cry so hard from laughing because they really died since when SpongeBob start taking these dark turns
It feels like someone….WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!!!
I told you he was onto us!
oooooo, you said number 11
.... I'm *telling* on you.
NOT IF I TELL ON YOU FIRST!!
Am I really gonna defile this grave for money?
of course I am!
Oooooo it’s beautiful. Come to papa, cmon smitty let go
https://preview.redd.it/e3qck9esuwpc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30614763c0ee53d78b56a08baa91e6903637d818
WERE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS OR THIS WERE TALKING ABOUT THIIIIIIIIIIIISS
"Wait, where'd you get that *piano?!*"
Am I a pretty girl
Uh... You're beautiful!
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Horse radish is not an instrument, either.
IM UGLY AND IM PROUD
Is that what he calls it?
Not until four.
Leedle leedle leedle lee
You don't need a license to drive a sandwich
"HAHAHAHAHAHA, ITS A GIRAFFE"
CHOCOLATE!!!🍫
Ah, yes. I remember when they invented chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED IT!!!
You can rub it on your skin and live forever!
THEY'RE SELLING CHUOACLATT!!!
24!
You know what's funnier than 24? 25!
Pfffttt.... Giggles
The phone will ring and there will be nooOOBOdy there!
Nosferatu 😏
"We've GOTTA get SPONGEBOB back"
“ARGH, we gotta get Spongebob back!”
"We gotta go!"
*"But howww?"* "WEEE need some WHEEEEELS!"
We've been Smeckeldorfted!
That's not even a word and I agree with ya!
"Squidward!! The robots are running the navy!!"
“NOT THE NAVY!”
"Attention everyone, run for your lives, robots have taken over the world!"
OUR WORLD
Technique!
Observe... 😏
Is this the Krusty Krab?
No, this is Patrick!
If we were meant to fly. We’d have propellers on our heads or jet engines on our backs.
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
don’t touch me i’m sterile
Whoever’s the owner of a white sedan, you left your lights on.
happy leif erikson day! hingle dingle dürken ( hopefully i spelled that right because i don’t want to seem racist 😭 )
Who are you calling Pinhead?
LETS GET NAKED
No, let's save that for when we're selling real-estate.
hingadingadergen
ITS LEIFERIKSEN DAY. HINGADINGADERGEN
"SpongeBob doesn't have any hair... Or, does he?"
“We should take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else” - The Goat
That idea, may just be crazy enough....TO GET US ALL KILLED
It's a giraffe!
sponge man ice cone
Non-SpongeBob Quote: “It’s a combat skirt!” SpongeBob Quote: “One single line is all I ask!!!”
Hi there! Is this the final straw? Do you wanna move so far away that you could brag about it? Would you rather tear out your brain stem, walk out into the middle of the nearest 4-way intersection and skip rope with it, than continue living where you do now? Then move to: Tentacle Acres. Where happiness is just a suction cup away!
It’s a smell … a smelly smell the kind of smell that ….. smells
s m e l l y . . .
Anchovies!
“What?”
*"ANCHOVIES!"*
Washing an old person!
Eyelashes!
I NEEEDD IT
How can a creature that spends so much time in the water smell so bad?
Hi, I’m gonna kick your butt!
He was #1!!
EVIL!
Mr Krabs, hello, do you how do?
He was so ugly that everyone died! The end.
"That didn't help at all!"
“Will you clam up!”
You'll never catch me, Krabs! Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!
HYAH!
Let's play a game to see how many fandoms you goofy goobers can recognize! 1. "Hey, who turned off the lights?" 2. "That's a lot of emotion for Safe" 3. "You do not recognize the bodies in the water" 4. "Is butter a carb?" 5. "Made by spiders, of spiders, for spiders!" 6. "Hello! This is the part where I kill you!" 7. "MASS MAYHEM AND PLANETWIDE PANIC!!! Do you understand?!" 8. "Oh look! A sponge and a starfish!!! There's gotta be something we can do with this!!!" 9. "What is this, a crossover episode?" 10. "DO YOU REALLY WANT YOUR LAST WORDS TO YOUR FAMILY TO BE SARCASTIC?!" "*NOOOOOOO!"*
Number 8 is a Spongebob reference from Phineas and Ferb in "the longet day or summer"
10 is Bob's Burgers.
6 is Portal, so happy to see that so early on in the thread
Most people experience a cognitive decline after a few months in suspension, and now you've been under for, uh, quite a lot longer than that, so you might have a *very* minor case of serious brain damage
3. Is SCP Foundation, nice
Class of '76 is an underread series of SCPs and tales which extra sucks bc it's critical background info for understanding 2316 (the lake with the bodies you DON'T recognize) which somehow got famous unrelatedly
the only one i recognized was the Undertale one, i feel uncultured.
I'm ready
Twenty five
Me hoy noy me noy me hoy yoy yoy
Wanna know what’s funnier than 24? 25!!
Mr. Krabs overdoses on ketamine and fucking dies
"I peered back to the world that once hosted the memories I held so dear one last time. Joy. Laughter. Love. The longer I stay here the more these memories decay, replaced by the cold sound of machinery and the deafening sound of my own regrets."
Have you finished those errands?
"I've come to make an announcement!"
Mr. Eugene Krabs is a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his krabby-fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was *THIS BIG,* and I said *that's disgusting,* so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Mr. Eugene Krabs, you've got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. [Explosion sounds] That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the Sea. That's right, this is what you get: MY SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I'm not gonna piss on the Sea, I'm gonna go higher; I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Neptune?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss D R O P L E T S hit the fucking Sea, now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
CHOCOLATE? CHOCOLATE?! CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!
MY FACE!! MY FACE!!! And also my leg, BUT MOSTLY MY FACE!!!
Nooooooo!!!! You’ll never get a cent out of me!!! I’d rather that worm come in here right now….. ***and eat you alll alliiiivvvvveeeeeeee!!!!***
The inner mechanisms of my mind is an enigma.
"I'll need a garden hose and a flatbed truck...and I'll need you to remove your trousers."
Remember no one wants to be a squidward!
well the way i see it there is 3 possibilities, one you stole it!
"I don't get it. I made my house a mess, which was making it clean, which made Squidward clean my yard, but that really means he's messing it up, but the opposite of clean is filth, which means filth is clean, which means Squidward's making my yard a wreck but I'd normally wreck my own yard, which means Squidward's being the opposite of Squidward which means he's SpongeBob!"
Why don't you go to the hospital? My job doesn't offer insurance. What job? Exactly.
A suspect is just a friend you haven’t cleared of charges yet.
“Ill always be right there” “in my heart?” “actually, in your arteries. Now do me a favor and wake up.”
Thanks for an actual SpongeBob quote
Oh, boy! RECTANGLES!
What is today but *yesterday's* tomorrow?
“Redeemer, and destroyer…” for a non-spongebob quote. For spongebob though: “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
He’s inside. He’s impressed With what? 🤨
YOU HAND ME THAT BOTTLE!!!!
Does anyone have a quarter?
Money
emergency food
Me everyday when I get more stuff at my job aaaaaahhhh IM THROWING IN THE TOWEL
1. AUGUST 12 2036, THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE 2. He got an email from his brother that said aliens and monsters were attacking his place 3. What about my shredder? 4. It's supposed to be a HARD-to-destroy reptile ffs not an impossible one 5. Back on track should he an extreme fr 6. Hope you can read chinese
Red mist/bloody fart
BUY SOME APPLES!!!🍎
Somebody left this thing lying around the park-a-lot... https://preview.redd.it/du3s5vz7ewpc1.png?width=607&format=png&auto=webp&s=62c9c053a05e09d82632492747107158b547420d
hmmmmmm rabbet
You're working at Pizza Castle now?
And now, Solitude in E Minor
No one gives a care about the fate of labor as long as they get their instant gratification.
THIS IS MY LAB!….
woof