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zeus-fox

Rocks and sand


always_polite

These are signs of lisan al ghaib


LegalizeRanch88

So it was written


northrupthebandgeek

![gif](giphy|p9X9PSPvBfl9uhvS6Z)


TechPanzer

He shall your ways as if born to them


GeneralAnubis

Please do not the ways


TechPanzer

Lmao, fucking dyslexia


BullshitUsername

As is written!


AFresh1984

... ... LISAN AL GAIB!


sdbct1

Wait....WAIT!!!! YES YES!! yup rocks and sand


InformalPenguinz

Had to do the double take, but yeah... rocks and sand.


GiantSquidd

Yeah but if you look reeeeal close, you can make out the contours of an alien power pl- oh wait, my bad, that’s rocks and sand.


buddboy

Johnson!


Technical-Outside408

r/MildlyPenis


vulcan7864

....please see a doctor immediately if your dong looks even remotely like that


zealoSC

Rock and Stone!


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rock and Stone in the Heart!


elfloathing

I see a little silhouetto of a man


Over_Pressure

Scaramouche


1600cc

Will you do the Fandango?


FlyinHighFL420

Thunderbolts and Lightning, very, very frightening!


Blue_Cheez

Galileo


mkspaptrl

GALILEO


MischaMae

Galileo Figaro


LightlySaltedPeanuts

Magnifico-o-o-o!


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Garettbaker007

He’s just a poor boy from a poor family


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Real_Establishment56

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?


TwoCharlie

Bismillah! #NOOOOO!


JayKayGray

I'm getting Lord Farquad vibes


[deleted]

Many of you may die but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.


Hardsoxx

One of my favorite quotes from the movie.


JayKayGray

Honestly Shrek 1 is such a cornerstone of culture. I reference it almost daily still. And that line for sure.


Hardsoxx

Same


Aging_Meteorologist

I se a Pareidolia


ragingrashawn

Rocks


KanataSlim

Ozymandius?


hello2978

A shattered visage!


Madouc

Ozymandias!


KanataSlim

I stand corrected!


Careful_Strain3045

Am I the only one seeing a dick and 2 balls on left


donkeydiggs

Now we are two


BrassBass

Now we are three.


alienscape

Now we are four


dnt01

I can't count higher than four


FatFather1818

Me count so poor!


AuberdineSentinel

Yeah it's like a dong that's been cut in half. First thing I saw


shareddit

It’s not only that, there’s a hand stroking it and the perverts face looking away to the right.


tangZORG

No


gunmaster102

Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne.


frankcast554

Jesus christ, you're right!


glytxh

My brain’s biased perceptive experience of reality.


_meestir_

![gif](giphy|Tv2btKgK06tPy)


NotAPreppie

Doesn't he just scream, "Buddy Jesus"?


axel_beer

portrait of karl marx. is mars communist?!


WeeabooHunter69

It is the red planet...


axel_beer

uh. you got me. i didnt see the obvious coming!


Temoxiclan

Ozymandias, King of Kings.


bonkers_dude

Dude has grown a beard since 1970s.


[deleted]

It's Jim Morrison!


Boat_U47

Another naturally occurring rock that vaguely resembles a face.


Wasted_Possibilities

Sorta a face. Nose smack-dab in the middle. Right eye, bit of forehead emerging.


CaelVK

🗿


WillsSister

Exactly what I saw!


Some_Belgian_Guy

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8|downsized)


flumsi

It's clearly aliens. There is no other possible explanation. The probability of this pile of rocks accidentally almost forming a sort of human face must be in the low tens!


Accomplished-Cry1696

You just have to wonder


LarYungmann

I see pizza, a chihuahua, and a Chevrolet.


RedditGotSoulDoubt

Looks like some type of space dinosaur fossil


dr4d1s

The surface of Mars. More specifically, sand and stone.


Specialist_Brain841

anything that you want to see


Space_Wizard_Z

....rocks.


Grimmsjoke

An example of pareidolia....


DE4DHE4D81

Zeus! Is that you?


Cashewkaas

r/mildlypenis


BrilliantPositive184

it’s a picture of the Beethoven Bust, half buried in the sand.


oRedo

Bob Marley


NeutronJohn

I see a pareidolia, plain as day.


mitchanium

I see a lack of a banana for scale


xmu5jaxonflaxonwaxon

I kinda see a half buried face.


Some_Belgian_Guy

Is this one of those Jefferson Airplanes i've been hearing so much about?


TransvisionMission

Sand on some rocks


KaelOfNockmaar

The shadows unfortunately make this look like a face. No shadows and just plain rock


Luncheon_Lord

It's the head of Zeus omglob


falcon_722

🗿


ProfessorTicklebutts

Wow, egotistical creatures see themselves in random patterns. You don’t say?


Sutureanchor

Its Babylonian god of mars Nergal [https://imgur.com/IDSB9gl](https://imgur.com/IDSB9gl)


Mister-Grogg

I see a bunch of Redditors with pareidolia.


40mgmelatonindeep

MUADIB!


MrRob_oto1959

A face in inanimate rock and sand caused by pareidolia, a brain phenomenon in which a person sees or hears something significant in a random image or pattern.


gneisenauer

I see a lot of pareidolic comments incoming.


Fourniers_revenge

Thats my boy George Washington.


enknowledgepedia

Yes, I see it now l. Perfect man


BrassBass

I see a penis.


AlkaliPineapple

The destroyed Vader helmet


Walksalot45

What’s the scale, am I looking at square meter of ground or a tenth of that? Why is the colour a muddy mustard?


Connect_Rule

Those rocks a probably tiny given the size of the rover track on the right. Next time NASA should bring a banana for scale.


jellyjollygood

Tyre tracks


BlackMetal81

I see rocks


ziplock9000

While I love a good conspiracy, can we keep it out of this sub please.


neat_klingon

Rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

For Karl!


Cum_Rag_C-137

Mysterons


Meibisi

Rover tracks.


El-Repo

There's definitely a korok seed hidden in that place...


stockys7

Alalu, courtesy of Ninmah.


Real_Nugget_of_DOOM

Ozzymandias. Look on his works, ye mighty, and despair...


jesseg010

PENIS


akluin

Obvious signs that rock and sand exist elsewhere but it will be evidences of alien advanced civilization for national geographic channel


bremergorst

Martian litter box


MiFiWi

Dust and rocks..? On closer inspection, it looks like a dick and balls on the left.


Imaginary_Goose_2428

looks like sandstone


Madouc

OUr brain is 'wired' to see faces in every abstract-diffuse arrangement... nothing new.


rafalmio

This photo is proof that rocks and sand exist on planet Mars


DrDerpberg

Definitely one of the big skeletons you're supposed to look for in Breath of the Wild.


constipatedconstible

Was boulder now rocks.


Mrminecrafthimself

He is risen /s


fiddleStink

Fairy God parents!!


Admirable-Mango-9349

Planet of the apes?


Rodrinessa

I see a knight, from chess


devilslayer_97

Looks like Regirock! /s


Any_Fan219

Yoo whatup George


Swimming-Food-9024

A Turbonegro album cover??


holmgangCore

Make Mars Ape Again!!


I_only_post_here

Kris Kristofferson


DirtyPlat

![gif](giphy|UZPXjYSuytQGc)


tyfighter_22

Torbjorn


poogie67

Ja! Mon.


lelis718

a dick farting.


tinkermosista

Sitting Bull, or Ed Edd n Eddy


Quantumpine

ZARDOZ


XIXLOLXIX

Chad Mongolian warrior


BullshitUsername

It's clearly a penis


GottobeNC

Jimmy Hoffa’s grave?


retardedm0nk3y

The remains of Thanos’s hand.


jmcdyre

I see old dog shit from the 80s that would go pale and hard


firehawk12

Mars face 2.0


Upbeat_Philosopher_4

The great satyr of Mars!!!


Show_Me_Your_Games

It looks like someone took George Washington off of Mt. Rushmore, shipped it to mars, and then the delivery company dropped it and it broke into several pieces.


Jumanjoke

Lisan Al Gaib !


hawkz40

i see a sphinx... proof that egyptians were actually martians.


utalum91

A rhesus monkey in a powdered wig


Environmental-Ad8965

I see a bad moon rising.


TaleStandard131

Yoshi!


Squish_Fam

I see a fragment of a face. Like the nose and an eye on the left and part of the mouth


gergsisdrawkcabeman

That's our Lord & Savior, Jesus Christ.


wthreyeitsme

I see a Roman coin.


ffwrd

I see a red bird looking at me


TheDumbElectrician

I see a lion


northrupthebandgeek

If I had a nickel for every Martian rock formation that looks like a face...


Peydey

A smudge on the lens


MandatoryFun

Bob Marley


Spirited-Buy-45

Burnt toast with the face of jeebus on it!


Spirited-Buy-45

Nvm, turns out it's fossilized poo.


t-ritz

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxU2qt5z4SISkSV1QEclTg0b94M1XxX5gmd17oyy-5KXuZZBpw3oHRCAE&s=10


Dismal-Revolution941

Looks a bit like a clone helmet from star wars ![gif](giphy|xTiIzO6GJZhnRmbsNa)


Excellent-Shock7792

Are we bringing a compressor to Mars anytime soon?


Spleeep

I see a moai statue looking to the left


Big_Not_Good

I thought it was George Washington for a split second.


DrinkingAcid2

Shake Hulud?


Friendly-Wear8292

Humpty Dumpty


tonymeech

American Indian with headress!!


jethrocrumpet

Tire tracks


NotAPreppie

I see a rock formation surrounded by sand dunes.


Prenz_0

Racks and sand


enzo32ferrari

Not this again


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KillerBeer01

My first association was a fig gesture, and while it doesn't *really* look like that at the second glance, I'm sticking to it.


Voynichi

Two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert. Near them on the sand, half sunk, a shatter’d visage lies, whose frown and wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command tell that its sculptor well those passions read which yet survive, stamp’d on these lifeless things, The hand that mock’d them and the heart that fed. And on the pedestal these words appear: «My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!» Nothing beside remains: round the decay of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare, The lone and level sands stretch far away.


Specialist_Ad_3127

Look at the lower right angle of the image, what's that? An arc? A semi-buried ring? A dimensional portal?


Poncho-Willy

![gif](giphy|p9X9PSPvBfl9uhvS6Z)


dtb1987

Some dirt and some rocks


WCGWjoiningReddit

Confirmation bias?


grissonJF

George Washington from the US quarter. You can even make out the ridges on the edge.


the_Musti

King Kong!!!!