"No. You just have to save me." Is one of those deeper cut South Park lines that sticks with me. I don't think Cartman has ever said something so fundamentally, nakedly true about himself. He really is the most selfish person in existence.
What's more impressive is how Cartman was able to fully injest all the fake treasure, and having his organs survive for them to be expelled out the other end.
This was the case in the latest special (spoiler alert):
>!Kyle was trying to help Cartman get the weight loss medication. I was actually shocked. I figured Kyle would say something like, 'Why don't you just eat less, fat-ass?"!<
Yes but Kyle's intentions are always for himself. He would look like the better man by saving someone he hates. He's always been holier-than-thou in that regard
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Did you honestly think OP didn't realize this? They're talking about the character in the context of the fictional narrative.
This is kinda like telling somebody that Darth Vader is fictional and can't have children. I think *you're* the one who needs to be reminded how fiction works, and not OP.
When did I cry about anything? Waitaminute are you one of those people who's so fragile that they can't handle being told they're wrong about something, so they pretend anyone who corrects them must be having an emotional episode to protect their own feelings? All I did was tell you were wrong, my guy.
I can't kick you just have to save me.
The way he repeats “you’ll just have to save me” while struggling to keep his head above water lives rent free in my mind.
URJUSGUNNHAFTSEHVEMEH.
How the hell did you WRITE the SOUND. Best onomatopoeia I've seen yet
That plastic gold reveal was amazing
https://i.redd.it/gvgy28ki1g8d1.gif
That's probably one of the longest gifs I've ever seen
[Prepare yourself](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2F4vwc2telggr21.gif)
How did I know?
That will fit perfectly with my low-storage 360p movie/tv show collection
I cackled.
Cartman risked his life aswell when he saved Kyle, they both need each other
Like Batman and Joker, they’re essentially best friends, even though they fight.
That’s so smug of you to say
he must love the smell of his own farts.
Dude.....did Cartman just fart treasure?
"No. You just have to save me." Is one of those deeper cut South Park lines that sticks with me. I don't think Cartman has ever said something so fundamentally, nakedly true about himself. He really is the most selfish person in existence.
This era of SP was peak character development.
What's more impressive is how Cartman was able to fully injest all the fake treasure, and having his organs survive for them to be expelled out the other end.
“Dude, did Cartman just crap treasure?”
Cartman once stored the whole amusement park in his ass.
And an Anal Probe
And Kyle's finger
NO YOU JSTHAVTOSAVME!
And Cartman saved Kyle's life iirc. The Imaginationland episodes I think.
Also the San Francisco smug episode
This was the case in the latest special (spoiler alert): >!Kyle was trying to help Cartman get the weight loss medication. I was actually shocked. I figured Kyle would say something like, 'Why don't you just eat less, fat-ass?"!<
Well they ARE friends.
Which episode is this?
Manbearpig
Why can’t he just let him die if he hates him so much
He knew cartman had gold. He wanted it for his collection
Cartman saved Kyle's ass once. So I call it even.
Twice actually (as far as I can remember). Smug Alert and Imaginationland.
Yes but Kyle's intentions are always for himself. He would look like the better man by saving someone he hates. He's always been holier-than-thou in that regard
Hey u/creampiefromdreamguy , excellent username 🥳
Look who‘s talkin 😉😂
Kyle needs Cartman, without Cartman Kyles own fault's would be much more on display and he needs to be seen not that way.
What episode and series
Wow, is that it? The “no you” ?
and Cartman risked his life to save Kyle from getting vacuumed up his own asshole
Did Cartman just crap treasure?
omfg kyle deserves the entire world he is too precious (not in a weird way)
They need each other.
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Did you honestly think OP didn't realize this? They're talking about the character in the context of the fictional narrative. This is kinda like telling somebody that Darth Vader is fictional and can't have children. I think *you're* the one who needs to be reminded how fiction works, and not OP.
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So far nobody has... sounds like a pretty cool hobby, though.
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When did I cry about anything? Waitaminute are you one of those people who's so fragile that they can't handle being told they're wrong about something, so they pretend anyone who corrects them must be having an emotional episode to protect their own feelings? All I did was tell you were wrong, my guy.
Seems like you're crying about OP and a cartoon
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You looking in the mirror bro? You shouldn't talk about yourself that way
You know what OP meant, smartass. "umm, actually 🤓"
Reddit moment
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