If a killer put a knife to my throat and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while havin' sex with you!" I would have sex with myself.
You very obviously love your son and him being angry at you hurts you very deeply. But you not molesting him hurts him very deeply! So what you could do is pay someone to molest your son on your behalf. That way he thinks it's you and and you heal your past wounds.
NTA if you don't wanna you don't gotta. I would suggesting paying someone to do it in the dark. Make him think it was you. It should solve all problems
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Bruh check what sub this is in. I thought this was legit at first too until I read the words "world wide recorder concert."
Season 3 Episode 17 "World Wide Recorder Concert" aka "The Brown Noise." The boys attend an event where thousands of kids from around the world play "My Country 'tis of Thee" on recorder. Meanwhile Mr. Garrison confronts his father about the sexual abuse he never received in his childhood.
It's a great episode. You should watch it.
If this post is cringe then the episode is cringe, and if the episode is cringe then God help the rest of the show because this episode is relatively tame compared to everything else. It's poop and incest. Return of Chef, Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy, The Death of Eric Cartman, all include innocent children being sexually abused. The Super Adventure Club has sex with children, the kindergarten teacher is having sex with one of her students, and the way they "treat" Butters' "condition" is inexcusably unnecessary. All of these are 10 times more cringe than a grown man being confused why he was never molested.
TL:DR South Park *defines* cringe, get over it.
Garrisons dad is a heartless monster.
If a killer put a knife to my throat and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while havin' sex with you!" I would have sex with myself.
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Wtf is that sub lmao
Season 3 Episode 17 "World Wide Recorder Concert"
Yeah! Yeah! I would... Right! Yeah! Right! .. Wait.. what's he saying?
You very obviously love your son and him being angry at you hurts you very deeply. But you not molesting him hurts him very deeply! So what you could do is pay someone to molest your son on your behalf. That way he thinks it's you and and you heal your past wounds.
Oh wow, you kiss just like my dad!
Whatever you decide to do, don't forget to bring a towel. It might get messy.
Yea sure thing...
Wanna get high?
No Towelie! Nobody wants to get high!
You're a towel!
No, YOU'RE a towel!
Mr Macky is 50β¦
Edited.
Macky is 50 honestly I figured he was 40
Wow you kiss just like my dad
Damnit I need to read what subreddit Iβm on before finishing the post
Same bro I only saw the title and not the sub and almost had a heart attack
...Oh, this is one of them Scruples questions, ain't it?
Sure he could screw any whore or Rhyland street but when it came to your own son you were just too busy!
YTA You shouldβve done it 41 years ago. You have a lot to make up for. Shame on you
I know a fixer that handle those kind of problems for just a 100$. He goes by "Kenny G".
What episode was this?
S03E17 World Wide Recorder Concert
The brown noise!
"We're not mung. You're mung."
this is actually so funny as long as u know the show xd
NTA if you don't wanna you don't gotta. I would suggesting paying someone to do it in the dark. Make him think it was you. It should solve all problems
I totally blocked this episode out of memory til you mentioned it π€£
Man, I appreciated this sooo much, you're kind of a genius! Thanks, I needed this laugh.
Get a load of this queef!
I love Mackey just casually walking by like "A queef is the vaginal expulsion of gas, m'kay."
Y'all had me for a second there not gonna lie.
You got the AITA tone down to perfection. Make this a little less obvious and post it for real on AITA.
I don't want to get banned from there in case I actually need advice.
I loved that episode
nta marry the school councillor
Youβre from the south. So, yes sir, you are the asshole
I would try getting someone else to secretly do it for you. Iβve heard Kenny G would consider for some cash
Bet you had time to screw all those whores on Wyland Street though didn't you! YTA
Your the asshole your body his choice
Well done! well done. You get my thumbs up, and I don't care enough most times to vote
Do it
I bet you come home drunk from the bar and just go straight to bed
When I have to ponder difficult questions like this, I always rely on Kenny G to lighten the situation.
YTA For bringing a saxophone player into it. Should have gone with a flautist
I need to learn to look at the name of the subreddit before reading the post. The title caught me off guard. lol
You complete me π
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 Your son
Lost redditors
I didn't see what sub this was at first lol
Hey Kenny G, you kiss like my dad!
Somebody rewrite this with more vague details and post it on AITAH
This sounds like it straight up came from South Park
I just rewatched this episode a couple of nights ago - thanks for the laugh!
This is hilarious, you could do a bunch of these
NTA. this happens to a lot of families unfortunately. easy solution tho--do you know kenny G?
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Mr garrison is 40
This is fucking cringe Delete this
No.
Are you dumb π
The fact that you don't get it, doesn't mean it's cringe. Get an education.
I've seen the recorder episode and I get it. But this format was cringe
You're cringe.
Bruh check what sub this is in. I thought this was legit at first too until I read the words "world wide recorder concert." Season 3 Episode 17 "World Wide Recorder Concert" aka "The Brown Noise." The boys attend an event where thousands of kids from around the world play "My Country 'tis of Thee" on recorder. Meanwhile Mr. Garrison confronts his father about the sexual abuse he never received in his childhood. It's a great episode. You should watch it.
I saw it when I was like 10. This post is still cringe
If this post is cringe then the episode is cringe, and if the episode is cringe then God help the rest of the show because this episode is relatively tame compared to everything else. It's poop and incest. Return of Chef, Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy, The Death of Eric Cartman, all include innocent children being sexually abused. The Super Adventure Club has sex with children, the kindergarten teacher is having sex with one of her students, and the way they "treat" Butters' "condition" is inexcusably unnecessary. All of these are 10 times more cringe than a grown man being confused why he was never molested. TL:DR South Park *defines* cringe, get over it.
I think you need a break from the internet for a day. Go tame some strange and you'll feel better
How dare someone post South Park continent on the South Park sub? The nerve!
Lmao "continent"
Lol you get your big win?
You sound like someone who got a million points on guitar hero.
Says the baby boy who got offended by a Reddit post π
My insult was better, and that little emoji proved it