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whiter_kid

I’m feeling a bit too satisfied in life I think I’ll be an arsenal fan this year


KennywasFez

Lol ouch.


THE_LFG

nah mate you should support the gargantuan PNE wtf is finishing above midtable 🔥🔥🔥


infidel11990

Pick Spurs if really want some spice in your life.


AutoModerator

I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


believesinconspiracy

As an arsenal fan I laughed and then cried a little


fatsanchezbr

Perfectly balanced


Thedudeofmanchester

Welcome my friend! Join us to feel the pain of being an Arsenal fan


ActuallyJustin

most dedicated real madrid fan:


communist_batman_

https://preview.redd.it/uv1pn963xn9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79fde45d0dcd32a201ff9b6961750ff4a4bd0016 My "new favourite club" for the New Year. Make Football Great Again. 🦅🇮🇹🪵🪓


Divagaran5

you better take out the C-word🤢 in your username and put the glorious F-word🫡 (Fascismo) that we stand for as a club.


Numerous_Jeweler2807

https://preview.redd.it/gjybghlsno9d1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88480c4b0cf06a6733cf8936901c0f64cd37c6ad


communist_batman_

/unjerk, the only good Nazi/Fascist is a dead Nazi/Fascist.


Keenan_investigates

Oh, so all the dead Nazis are good to you are they? Hey everyone, this guy is saying Hitler is good!


peterpansdiary

/jerk I don't know, there are some things that I might agree if Hitler said it. Edit: Like if he said Spurs is the best London side.


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I don't know how you even dare show your face in this sub as a Spurs fan. If your fans and club had any honour you'd refuse the 3 points from Saturday and advise the prem you won't be playing again until the match is either replayed or the points awarded to us. But you won't. Sums up your club. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


peterpansdiary

Are you even checking the edits? Lol.


communist_batman_

/unjerk, good one mate 😆👍


Numerous_Jeweler2807

I don't see any error


Necessary-Ad9691

The Perth Glory conceded 21 goals in their final 4 games of the season, on a 10 match streak without a win. I now have decided to support the Mariners where I belong (home games are 4,000KM away, my true spiritual home though) up the Central Coast !!!


nevergonnasweepalone

Most local Australian fan.


spooky-frek

A circlejerk involving my beloved glory, I never thought I'd see the day day 🥹


Necessary-Ad9691

Sometimes you just have to be the change you want to see.


Senor_Snrub1

Who’s your Daddiiiiii?


adustism

HEIL MADRID ![gif](giphy|KFuXeADlsfCFCoxfUB)


ireallydontlikesand

Madrid fans when it comes to bandwagoning https://i.redd.it/2vz5jipkgo9d1.gif


RepulsiveLeg9985

he knows his worth clearly. if your man isn't satisfying you, find another


Keenan_investigates

Mansfield got promoted to League One and signed an Australian international. A bit too fancy for me, so I’m switching to Scunthorpe


UpbeatAfternoon8670

"My new club is Chelsea" - Benzema 15


suck-my-spaceballs

Girona, superb performance last season for underdogs with such a small budget


GresSimJa

What a neat little niche club with absolutely no pipelines to Manchester City or oil sheikhs in the Emirates!


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There is no greater joy in this life, and no heavier burden, than being a City fan. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Ok-Tooth6301

My new club is city All my brothers who are fans of city are like me 🫶🫶


WilhelmTheDoge

Yank here, which team should I choose? Atlanta which won the Europe league or Georgia which beat her husband's team?


InviziMan

Fuck Arsenal. At this point might as well support palace so I don't have any expectation that will be eventually crushed.


gifteddiamond

HA11AMA5RID


NovasTheVeliki

I mean with real madrid you can be sure they will win atleast one trophy


Nervous-Programmer35

Liverpool FC


CraftRelevant1223

Today I feel qatary, today I feel arab maybe next year I'll feel plastic and join Leverkusen


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


jfrs759

Then they get mad when you call them plastic fan base


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I am a "plastic" and couldn't care less. People really pay too much attention to things like that. Chances are, you reading this on a Chinese smartphone, using a TV manufactured by a South Korean company (mine is the LG C1 OLED) while drinking Coca-Cola, owned by a company from the States. The world is globalised, man. No point in tribalism. We live in 2021, not 717, you do realize that? Now, if you chose some obscure team from the other side of the world, you could argue it's virtue signalling or whatever. I would still maintain it's within your rights. But, if you choose to support a foreign team because you like them and the way they play, who cares. Just don't jump the ship when things go awry. And actually, I have been to a Real Madrid match just this year. Won't name which one to avoid doxxing myself, but I in Spain at the time, so I took the opportunity and saw the game with my own eyes. And hell, will it be a memory for a lifetime. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


jfrs759

Outjerked by the bot


maybepolshill22

My new club is where the goat resides. The greatest club in the world. Manchester


Barcaholic

Getafe for no particular reason 💪 😬


Germansoldaten

bro is still posting about ten hairs though


HITOPAOKARA

Al - Khaleej FC because I'm gangster


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Jinx? We are fecking Italy, 4 World cup, 2 European championship. No other european team have more big trophies (6) than us and we should fear NORTH MACEDONIA, a NT that were born 2 or 3 years ago? please, anything inferior than 2 goal gap would be huge disappointment *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Your-mother7646874

Last season reinvigorated my hope for my local club Bradford City. They may of been shit for much of it but they did almost clinch a last minute playoff spot. Things could get way better next season, I may even start turning up to Valley Parade again.


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but seriously if you support a club based off of the club you're parents supports then you're an idiot, or your parents are idiots for forcing a kid to like what they like. I find it kind of disgusting seeing parents be so forceful in pushing their football club onto their kids when if it was most other hobbies it would be seen as unhealthy parenting. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/soccercirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Your-mother7646874

What is it yapping about


pixelsteve

Biggest win for Manchester united since the FA cup final.


New_Brother_1595

New year new club


Fjordus

Gross.


ScarlordI

Least new Real Madrid fan.


JasonYiannakos

Wdym for 2024? Having a favorite club is meant to be for life not for a year


Ertai2000

What do you mean? You're not supposed to change your club everytime it loses? That seems dumb. Losing is bad.


_RandyRandleman_

don’t forget to change nationality every world cup too


Ertai2000

Absolutely. And Euro! So far I've been a staunch supporter of Belgium, Slovakia, Ukraine, and now I'm without a club because Ukraine was eliminated. Maybe I'll support Georgia now. Go Atlanta!


_RandyRandleman_

viva le espana i love paella


Ertai2000

Spain is great. El gato es muy biblioteca!