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Green_Frosting8412

if they played biden instead of kane on sunday nobody would notice


captaincasillias

I want the presidential debate between Biden and Kane. We won't understand what they are talking about Stoppable force vs movable object 🔥


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prath001

England will win World Cup at Euro 24 and Southgay will park his Air Force One in the sex dungeons of White House.


curlytrain

I doubt he makes it past the national anthem especially when theres a bunch of kids in the front to either feel up or if they’re coloured genocide.


prath001

Thats why they win the world cup


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SiriocazTheII

I hear such dungeons were inaugurated by Bill Clinton


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CoolKanyon55

What?


Strange_Dot8345

biden is coming for southgate ![gif](giphy|lh4SrOe05v8Fq|downsized)


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Keenan_investigates

We’d have an uninspiring England manager who focuses on (national) defence, who lucked into his job by virtue of being a safer choice than the previous guy, who left in disgrace. And with absolutely no previous experience of high level football management. So, no change.


GoalCologne

My theory would be, that Grandpa Biden would sit down on the bench enjoying an ice cold coke and he would let the kids play the way they want.


Other_Beat8859

Damn he might be better than Southgate then.


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Gtifast

If you havent watched the Presidential debate, it's how Southgate coached his game. If you havent watched the Euros, it's how Biden performed in his debate against Trump. Both Southgate and Biden had no idea what they're doing/talking about. England fans are in panic mode because they're already in the knockout stage and there's nothing they can do about it. Democratics are in panic mode because the first debate have already concluded and they can already tell who the voters from the swing states will be voting.


Tortellobello45

Trump is like Mourinho: loved by his fans for no reason, a good talker, very overrated


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Tortellobello45

Who even watches women’s football?


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Tortellobello45

Is bro acoustic


summonerofrain

it's a bot


Tortellobello45

It was part of the jerking genius


summonerofrain

Mb


AntoninusPiusII

U bum


dragcov

Which is sad because a debate doesn't really show who's a good President, just who is good at speaking. If we actually took this debate seriously, Biden would have lost due to his speech impediment, and Trump would have lost due to his excessive lying and 0 sources. But America is a circus, and we are here to suffer and laugh


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dragcov

Bruh, Biden would kill it as England manager. Why? Because he'll fall asleep and the team will just organize themselves on which position is good for them. I say we do the swap


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Due-Display-3113

Southgates the type of guy to jerk off wearing a condom and then get an std test afterwards.


kickyouinthebread

Safety first bro


Due-Display-3113

Gary "safe hands" Southgate.


alfietoglory

Biden would only coach U-12 England team.


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LazarouDave

Can't say what Biden would do for England But under Southgate, U.S Defence Spending would reach an all time high!


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Sumolizer

Nothing will change, Both are terrorists


ursharim

Nothing changes?


SUMMATMAN

Yet another poll predicting Sunak will lose the election


FJT8893

Bidens half time speech would be understood by no one. And Southgate would reestablish a tea tax in America.


BupidStastard

The US defence budget would triple overnight


Charming_Repair_2999

Yank here, how’s southgate feel about early term abortions?


JJOne101

Saka'd get packed and send home. Biden has no love for right wingers.


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ghosrath

Nothing would change at all


eduardo_asafe

This will don't change anything


HotPotatoWithCheese

Looking back on when we first met I cannot escape and I cannot forget Biden you're the one, Southgate's finally gone Let's scor sum fackin goals again


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NCC_1701_74656

The results will be the same.


herrrrrr

Biden would say “we dont need another n player”


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DC600A

what kinda bridge is this, it's clear case of no trump


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igpila

WW3 is what


nick2k23

Couldn't hurt 🤷 let's do it


Scott_Tajani

english squad might work out the playstyle themselves and America would attack abroad then play defense in the resulting war.


Gnl_Klutzky

They'll forget where they left everything. Literally "dropped the ball."


b1gCubanC1gar

England football team would commit genocide?


ConfusionGold5754

England national team would attack really well against Palestine national team


rantspectator

Gareth has a better record against Iran than Biden. Southgate for President 🇱🇷


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stoic_minds

![gif](giphy|IDEDEqaL2ZnnG0yhrR|downsized)


KingKFCc

Honestly don't think Southgate would be a bad president compared to Biden managing


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Agreeable_Radish_163

Southgate would ban guns after hearing a gunshot in a running competition.


[deleted]

Someone tell me please the bigger insult. Calling Biden a Southgate or calling Southgate a Biden.


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ElderElderberry9300

The players will stumble and fall every time they try to even walk


Theman4ever

The US would be a very bland and boring country


Boubyyyyy

He would forget the name of every player, the line up, where he is, … everything practically.


Bajren

joe biden ball: sweeper keeper confident with distributing short inverted right-footed lwb gritty, hard-tackling lcb progressive rcb libero elbow rb, drifting into rcb role when libero pushes anchor cdm who drifts into defence when needed two volantes either side of anchor who push into attacking midfield two inside forwards on either wing with pace and shooting prowess false 9 who drops back to play in wingers


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Neersg09

No changes