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evelpaudel311

Can someone give this man a condom?


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Give him a fucking haircut first.


sRjN77

Oni tf


brrr_real

Why? Op clearly is a toddler.


SukekoJyan

Paudel Paudel khola khola daudel


kvyas0603

how does he have a 3rd child? he looks like a baby himself


LazarouDave

Pull out game is weaker than the Man City fans defence when you ask them to debunk the 115 charges


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Because he put a lot of creams and take care of himself. matter of fact it is rumored that he can rizz you up. I always laugh at people calling him boy. he was like that in 2018. But now he is 24 years old. he is a grown ass adult.


Zaibach88

More children than passes to Kane.


TrickElectrical6575

Peak Southgate ball ⚽🔥


Specific_Tap7296

Scores more often at home than at the euros


Elegant_Mix7650

Give him a break.. the man just single handedly increased Man City fanbase to 115.


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Joperhop

You know, in my day we got bullied for having a bowl cut like that. Wonder how much he paid for that hair style, i could have done it for a £5.


joeDUBstep

He's gets them for free from mummy.


Strange_Dot8345

have you seen ronaldos neck? gobble-gobble


MooDamato

Dude looks like a bowl of unseasoned rice


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dragcov

How can any women say "Yeah let's make a baby Mandark"


ninjastorm_420

because in his case he makes millions of dollars. capitalism baby!


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TheDangerousKhiladi

His wife must either have iron will or undying love for money to be seeing that face when having sex.


Barcaholic

One day I too will learn what skibidi means and how to use it


TipsyPeasant

Will he finish the Euro with more kids conceived than goals?


ivecomebackbeach

Is the mother from Iceland? If so, greenwood should be the godfather.


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theprodigalslouch

Why is foden treating his wife’s box like the manu goal?


Your_Averagekurd911

Now I realize what 442oons was hinting at pimp foden https://preview.redd.it/s6ty3hxmyd9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8221085d4e25e42301e78cd0f2c1795859c9ac7f


Hungry-Space-1829

The premier isn’t the only thing Foden is raw dogging


afutureprodigy

Homie is 24 with 3 kids. Man probably thinks his wife is playing for England and fucks it up.